Monday, May 4, 2009

Exponential Blogs



As you know, VP Don Patterson organized a WELS pilgrimage to the last Exponential. His response to me, so far, has been limited to writing, "You are a fool and a liar." He earned his PhotoShop bunnysuit by having a pagan Easter egg hunt at his church - to celebrate what exactly? Well, the kiddies love it. And it's not as violent or expensive as a zebra hunt.

Following are some blogs for keeping up with Exponential this year. They were supplied by a WELS layman not entirely happy with WELS Enthusiasm and those who promote false doctrine by their slavish devotion to false teachers.

Cory Whitehead has some comments on Craig Groeschel, who makes some WELS pastors hotter than Georgia asphalt.

Doug Foltz swoons about the Art of Movement. If only the Enthusiasts would teach what Isaiah 55:8-10 teaches about the Holy Spirit and the Word. But that would make them Lutherans.

Dan Mastrapa says listening to Groeschel is like "drinking from a fire hose." This site provides a whole list of bloggers blogging about Exponential.

Dave Ferguson rhapsodizes about Exponential on this blog.
WELS member: "Interesting that the Francis Chan speaker is trying turn the churches away from watching 'the numbers.' Hmmmm....."

Here is a taste of Exponential ignorance, with religious misspelled in the video:




Acts 1:8 sets the stage for a reading from "Jesus With Dirty Feet." From the opening session of the Exponential Conference. www.exponentialconference.org I think they borrowed that idea from one of Ski's sermons, about getting down in the mud. Or maybe he borrowed it from them?


Official video of Francis Chan's introduction at Exponential:




Embarrassing for all Christians. These Becoming Missionals and Emerging Church fanatics simply ooze a loathing for the Christian Church and faithful members. This is just a new marketing approach for what Fuller originally offerred - a way to topple Jesus from His throne while talking about Jesus all the time.

Questions for DP Englebrecht and the WELS COP



What does DP Englebrecht of the Anything Goes District
have to say about these questions?
Rev. Douglas J. Engelbrecht
Northern Wisconsin District President
nwdpwels@sab.wels.net
920-722-6712


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bishop Katie Attends Drive 09 This Week: Ski, Busk...":

This is just plain wrong, Wrong, WRONG! I am outraged and saddened. We cannot trust the pastors in WELS. Why are these men not removed from WELS? Who is caring for the souls in The CORE while the pastor and assistant are gone? Why didn't this group go off to a WELS conference to study the Lutheran Confessions? I can't trust anything the WELS' pastors say anymore. The membership of WELS has been victimized by the leadership. WHY is the leadership of WELS allowing this to go on? How can the Presidents let these men take care of souls when they return? If WELS is Lutheran why are the pastors learning from prominent non-Lutherans? Why are they not learning from Scripture? Why are they learning the ways of men? Don't you know how you are confusing and driving away the very souls you once evangelized? Don't you know how much you are hurting the members? Don't you know the despair you are leading us into? Some of us have left Baptist and Evangelical churches to join WELS. We are being very very hurt by this stuff. We don't know where to turn for pastoral counsel.

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rlschultz has left a new comment on your post "Traitorous Ski, or the Enablers?":

My guess is that few congregations will give the WELS power meisters an ultimatum. There is a strong but subtle undercurrent of fear that is quite rampant throughout the synod. Most fear being given the left foot of fellowship. Remember that the divine call has a lot of human intervention from the DP's. This type of intimidation has been a long time in the making. However, we should still pray about it that the Lord will use this for the benefit of his Kingdom, no matter what the outcome.

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Follow the WELS gang at Drive 09 on their Twitters:

Pastor Tim Glende, St. Peter's, Freedom, Wisconsin.
The 5 Seasons is a great place to debrief at the end of a great day in Atlanta.
about 2 hours ago from txt
Just had chili slaw dogs for lunch. If you are ever in Atlanta make sure you hit the Varsity.
about 12 hours ago from txt


Pastor Jim Buske (also at Drive 08), Gospel Lutheran Lighthouse.
No Tweets so far. Ski is on the Lighthouse board.


Bishop Katie, The Core, A-town.

What a night. Still trying to process @andystanley 's talk at Drive. Headed to bed and hoping I get to stay there till morning.
13 minutes ago from Tweetie
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (via @tommytrc)
20 minutes ago from Tweetie
Hangin in the ATL with some great people. Yes they're out there. So awesome to be a part of the awesome things God is doing right now.
about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
@toddfields one word: phenomenal! God is great!
about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to toddfields
Just talked with @loswhit. He's as real in person as he is on the web. That's good stuff. Love authentic people!
about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
"it is well with my soul"!!
about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@tonymorganlive breakout one starts 8:30
about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to tonymorganlive
Dinner at the Golden Corral. Got to have a salad. Probably the healthiest food I'll get for 3 days. I'm a happy girl now.
about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
Walk in 2 register. tell the guy we r from The CORE. He (clay) says I've been praying 4 u. pulls a card from his pocket with r name on it.
about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
Ready to take on the next three days after a nap and clean clothes. Does wonders!
about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
@loswhit I'm there #drive09
about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to loswhit
First meal in the ATL - The Varsity. Now just drivin round the city.
about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
On the ground in Atlanta. Long ride to the gate now. In desparate need of a nap.
about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
Up at 2:30 and headed to the airport now for a 6am flight. Not a morning person but this is a good reason to be up early.
about 19 hours ago from Tweetie


Ski, Popcorn Cathedral of Rock, A-town.
@loswhit I'm here in the ATL 4 Drive 09
about 8 hours ago from twitterrific in reply to loswhit



This Tweet is from Carlos, on the staff at Northpoint/Buckhead:
So there you have it.
I have joined arms/signed a deal with Integrity Music to write some kick booty, make you sweat, get out of your chair and leave the church building to actually do something for the Kingdom songs.

Jay King, Stephen Brewster, Chris Estes and all the peeps at Integrity. It’s time to create culture and change the world.
And it is all going to go down here…
On ragamuffinsoul.com
You ready for the ride?
Los

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Cost for four people?

Tuition paid to the Babtists x 4 = $1,000.
Jet fare x 4 = $2,000.
Hotel and meals x 4 = $2,000.

Thus, $5,000 (roughly) was blown on this Schwaermer conference. Compare the cost to a Lutheran pastoral conference, a fraction of the cost. But hey, how many take-aways can anyone get from one of those?

The CORE Grand Opening



This PhotoShop was prophetic, almost like Twilight Zone.


The CORE Grand Opening
On Sunday, April 19, 2009, I returned to The CORE for the grand opening. Immediately upon entering the doors, I was hit by the smell of fresh popcorn. There was more popcorn for the grand opening of The CORE as a church than there was for the film festival, however, there were also a lot more people on hand than were there for the festival.

There was standing room only at The CORE as a large number of WELS members came to see this different style of worship. Even Pastor Ski commented on the large number of pastors in attendance.

The service began with a crystal clear projection of The CORE’s new logo on their extra-large movie screen surrounded by lightning and electricity sound effects. Immediately, it was clear that The CORE’s video was going to far surpass the quality of the video at the film festival. “Pastor Ski” (Skorzewski) then joked that The CORE doesn’t have a bell, so they use lightning and electricity sound effects instead.

The jokes and statement of mission were followed by a period of introduction and prayer. The praise band then took over with the first praise song: “God of Wonders” by Chris Tomlin.

The following player plays a low quality recording of some sample music from the grand opening: “At the Name of Jesus.”


Then there was a confession of sins called “Forgive Us, Renew Us, Lead Us,” a reading from the Book of Jonah, a collection of gifts followed by applause for the praise band, and then the sermon entitled: “Urban Legends: There are Many Ways to God.”

As part of the sermon message we watched a five minute video of Pastor Skorzewski asking people, “How do you get to heaven?” The answers were all basically the same: Be a good person. Pastor Skorzewski’s sermon did deliver law and gospel.

Here is a link to a pdf of The CORE’s grand opening bulletin along with a sermon outline:

The CORE Grand Opening Bulletin

After the sermon, Pastor Skorzewski asked the audience for prayer requests. Then after some specific prayers and the Lord’s prayer, the praise band concluded with “The Voice of Truth” by Casting Crowns. Here is the refrain and bridge from that song:

But the voice of truth tells me a different story
The voice of truth says, “Do not be afraid!”
The voice of truth says, “This is for My glory”
Out of all the voices calling out to me
I will choose to listen and believe the voice of truth.

I will choose to listen and believe the voice of truth.

After this song, Pastor Skorzewski gave the Benediction, and then concluded with a number of closing comments, including giving away prizes to the winners of a number of naming contests: The winning name for the video blog was “EnCORE,” and the winning name for the newsletter was “COREspondence.”

Finally, there was a period of fellowship and food in The CORE’s lobby.

Films at the Mission Church



How man pot-smoking, tree-hugging literati joined this weekend?


Wildwood Film Festival at The CORE

My first visit to The CORE was on Friday, April 17, 2009 for the Wildwood Film Festival. I saw both film sessions at The CORE, and my favorite movie was Maine Story. The movie was shot in Maine, but the main actress was from Wisconsin, and she was talented and natural.

Some characters in Maine Story did take the Lord’s name in vain, but I was also straining to hear the dialog. I’m not sure whether The CORE or the Festival was in charge of projecting the films, but I thought the picture and sound quality were sub-par, especially during the first session. During the second session, one of the film makers yelled, “Volume!” and the volume was turned up making the second session easier to hear.

The biggest disappointment for me was Autumn. I thought this might be my favorite movie, and was looking forward to maybe fifteen minutes of sharp beautiful autumn photography. Unfortunately, Autumn seemed like it was less than 60 seconds of blurry footage. I was disappointed.

The final movie at the CORE was The Hungry Bull. The Hungry Bull is a feature length movie that was superbly acted, well directed, and was also accompanied by excellent local music. However, it was also very vulgar. Based on the previews, I was expecting the “F” word and some vulgar images, but I think The Hungry Bull set an all time “F” word world record, among other words. There was also nudity along with sexual activity on camera.

The Festival organizers said that all the films were about a PG-13 rating, but I disagreed. There was one nude scene in particular that in my opinion could have earned The Hungry Bull an NC-17 rating from the MPAA, if the movie had been rated. That scene was supposed to be funny, but there are some things I’d rather not see. Overall, I did not like The Hungry Bull because there was too much moral darkness.

A good chunk of the discussion period after the second session was about the amount of vulgarity in The Hungry Bull. The first questioner was a gentleman who indicated that he hears that sort of language at work every day, and felt that while some vulgarity in a movie can help to make a point, he thought that The Hungry Bull over did it. He also noted that The CORE was a church, and should be a place of hope, not despair. The movie makers explained their decisions to portray the characters in the way that they did, and one of the Festival organizers also noted that everything was discussed and cleared with Pastor Skorzewski in advance.

During the time period I was writing this post, Pastor Skorzewski was unavailable to comment, but Pastor Glende said that Pastor Skorzewski

did not clear everything as was claimed. One of the organizers even apologized for that movie which was so vulgar … pastor Ski didn’t approve the movie and the promises made regarding the content was not the way it played out.

The director of Happy Boy said that he had made a decision to avoid vulgar language, specifically the “F” word, because he did not want to limit his audience. Happy Boy was an amusing comedy and my second favorite picture of the Festival.

Traitorous Ski, or the Enablers?




Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Baby D - With Andy Stanley,Your Drive 09 Host":

That traitorous picture of Ski in fellowship with Andy belongs in every WELS church to remind members to watch for wolves.

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GJ - Ski is just a wolf cub. The enablers, the senior wolves should have their photos in a mugshot book prepared for every Lutheran congregation. I already prepared some in the senior mugshot category.

Ski, Buske, Glende, and Katie are proof that false teachers have labored in unity for decades to bring about that kind of event, where Lutherans run to Babtists to be trained in evangelism. Patterson organized a WELS group to go to Exponential last year.

Give credit where it is due: Patterson, Valleskey, Brivens, Tiefel, Radloff, Hagedorn, Olson, Huebner, Kelm, Parlow, Witte, Wayne Mueller, and the spineless DPs who let it all happen.

Also - face the fact that apostates work together and protect one another. Conservatives form a circle and start shooting.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bishop Katie Attends Drive 09 This Week: Ski, Busk...":

WELS, fire all traitors to the Word, now.

WELS Wins in the Courtroom,
Loses in Spellcheck



"We can't teach there either?" A recent interview revealed that Sigfried and Roy are both...German.


WELS in the news
In the Feb. 2 edition of "Together," Pres. Schroeder addressed a court ruling in favor of California Lutheran High School, Wildomar, Calif., which had been sued for its decision to expel two female students for engaging in conduct characteristic of a lesbian relationship. The April 29 issue of the San Fransisco (sic) Chronicle reported that the state Supreme Court has now denied review of an appeal.

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GJ - Do locals call the paper the Sissy?

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Bishop Katie Attends Drive 09 This Week:
Ski, Buske, Glende Join Pilgrimage




Drive 09, May 4-6, Atlanta.
@loswhit three pastors from Milwaukee and I want take you to dinner (your choice) on Wednesday after Drive. You game?
2:54 PM May 1st from Tweetie in reply to loswhit

Ski will be there too!


The St. Peter's bulletin says that Pastor Glende will be at a pastors' conference this week. That sounds intentionally misleading.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bishop Katie Attends Drive 09 This Week":

Good luck, Katie. Bring back a new word for Pastor Ski besides the word awesome.

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GJ - And dude - which I heard a Cleveland mortician using in 1973, as in "I took my dudes to Chi-town."

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bishop Katie Attends Drive 09 This Week: ":

You guys really are pathetic and uninformed. If you're going to slam ministries you would think you could get the story straight. What does Don have to do with the CORE?

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GJ - VP Don Patterson, supposedly associated with doctrinal discipline, is a closeted member of Church and Change. Ron Ash, who just retired from St. Peter's (Tim Glende) has been the chairman of Church and Change. St. Peter's called Ski to be the Bishop of the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock. Ski, Parlow, and Buske (among others in WELS) were at last year's Babtist Drive 08 Conference. This year Glende, Buske, Ski, Katie--and others--are at Drive 09. I do see some tenuous connection between Patterson, running for SP as a Babtist, and Ski Inc clowning around in Atlanta with the Babtists.

Does WELS Have Any Form of Discipline?



Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Po, Dipsy: Big hug!
Voice Trumpet: Time for Tubby bye-bye! Time for Tubby bye-bye!


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "SP Candidate Patterson To Feature Teen Girl Preach...":

Preach unity and be offensive and divisive. Very nice! That is the mantra of the C&C'ers.

GJ you are catching on to how the church growthers in the WELS work. What bothers them the most is that you are revealing their activities. Some C&Cers, like Patterson, have tried to remain covert and his buddies have tried to elevate his voice (thus the FIC articles). Is there any form of church discipline in the WELS?

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GJ - About 20 years ago I startled Naumann (Michigan) with the claim that WELS was a liberal denomination. He asked what I meant. I said, "The conservatives are punished and the liberals are rewarded." He left the room.

I was wearing my Fuller Seminary sweatshirt, so I would fit in better.

WELS has been applying doctrinal discipline for 30 years.

SP Candidate Patterson To Feature Teen Girl Preaching...Again!



Campaign manager Gurgel with Patterson photoshoppd in. Imagine Patterson as the doctrinal boss of the synod,
with budget advice from Gurgel!


Patterson is once again having his annual youth service next Sunday.

ANNUAL YOUTH WORSHIP SERVICE:
On May 10, Mother’s Day, the high school youth of our congregation will be leading us in worship both 1st and 2nd services. If you are a high school youth and would like to be part of this service, please contact Chad White.

For the last few years Patterson has allowed a teenage girl to lead the children's message. That is happening again this year. Some vicars have questioned him about this. Parlow has done the same at St. Mark's of Willow Creek, and Randy Hunter has a young woman "administering the Means of Grace" at Latte Lutheran Church.

WELS AnswerMan:

Q. Is it proper for a woman to give the children's sermon in the front of church during the church service? Also our church, in an effort to get more people involved with the work of the church, has set up worship teams, made up of men and women, to plan out the worship services. Is this in line with our stance on women's roles in the church? What about a woman who leads the opening devotion at a small (8-10 people) mixed meeting?

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A: There is, of course, no reason that a woman cannot teach children or that adults cannot witness a woman teaching children, as for example, in Sunday school, VBS, or a camp out. The sermon in the service, however, does not seem to be the place to do this. If there is going to be a children's sermon within the service proper, one of its chief purposes is to help the pastor establish a bond with the children and to connect the children more directly and more pointedly to the preaching of the pastor. We do not have other people besides the pastor preach sermons in the service under normal circumstances. It does not seem wise for a pastor to transfer to someone else this opportunity for him to connect his preaching to the children. We should not assume that it takes theological training to preach to adults but less to take the truths of the sermon and set them forth clearly on a level for children.

The ultimate responsibility for planning the services rests with the pastor. He naturally can consult with the musicians, choir directors, and with committees or congregation members concerning plans for the services and to obtain feed-back on what people find to be most helpful. Our pastors receive training concerning how to put the service together so that the parts re-inforce the main message of the day and season. Again, we should not assume that it takes theological training to preach the sermon but not to plan the service. This too is part of the work the pastor is trained to do.

In the last part, you are not very clear about what you mean by a mixed meeting. If it is a women's meeting that men happen to be present at, for example, when husbands might go along with their wives to an LWMS rally, the women can have their devotions as they normally do. In a family the father might have all of the members of the family including the children present devotions, so that they learn how to do it. A teacher might do the same thing in the classroom. The size of the group would not make a difference. The purpose and nature of the group and the purpose and nature of the devotions are the factors that have to be examined.

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God's tool belt for unity
A judgmental spirit on disputable matters.


Author: Donald W. Patterson


What needs to be fixed? A judgmental spirit on disputable matters.

What should a person wear to church? With which political party should a Christian align himself? Is contemporary or traditional worship more God pleasing? Can a Christian practice birth control? Should a Christian family send their child through secular education when their church has a Lutheran elementary school? Does God want us to give at least 10 percent of our income to him for gospel outreach? Should we cut staff at our church, school, or in the pastoral office? Should we close a prep school or not?

All of these questions at one time or another have divided Christians and upset church unity. And all of these questions are about disputable matters. The Bible does not settle them clearly. We shouldn’t either. We are certainly entitled to our opinion, but we cannot judge our siblings in Christ if they choose differently. Our unity comes from the love of Jesus that purchased our souls on Calvary, not on agreement on disputable matters.

The apostle Paul helped the church in Rome come together in Christian unity although they had differing opinions about eating meat. In his words we have a compass to help us navigate the waters of disagreement on disputable matters.


1Accept him whose faith is weak, without passing judgment on disputable matters. 2One man’s faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. 3The man who eats everything must not look down on him who does not, and the man who does not eat everything must not condemn the man who does, for God has accepted him. 4Who are you to judge someone else’s servant? To his own master he stands or falls. And he will stand, for the Lord is able to make him stand (Romans 14:1-4).


Familiarize yourself with the tool

How can a person who has a more strict personal habit have the weaker faith?
How is it that two people can have faith in Jesus but their faith will not allow them the same freedoms?
Reread verse 3. What reason did Paul give to people on both sides of the argument so they would not look down on each other?
Look at verse 4. What is really happening when we judge another Christian because he disagrees with us on a disputable matter?
Use the tool

Identify a disputable matter in your own Christian congregation or home. List at least three ways you could show the people on the other side of the issue that you accept them.
Why might you read this passage right before entering an important voter’s meeting for your congregation?
Find a Christian who has a strong opinion on a disputable matter. Listen to his opinion with an open mind. Find out what led him to that conclusion. Then ask him to read Romans 14:1-4 with you. Ponder how this passage creates unity between you.
List three reasons why it is important to keep disputable matters from becoming main topics of discussion in your congregation.
Contributing editor Donald Patterson is pastor at Holy Word, Austin, Texas.

This is the seventh article in a 10-part series on Christian unity.


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GJ - Nothing is more fascinating than canon law at work in WELS. On the one hand is a list of ordinances (AnswerMan). On the other is the escape clause (Timmerman other others saying: just about everything in worship is adiaphora).

For years, Church and Chicanery has been getting away with women teaching men, women usurping authority over men. Why vote on women's ordination? WELS considers ordination number 51 on its list of adiaphora. Besides, they started it a long time ago.

I doubt whether Vicar Tiefel has trouble with a teenage girl preaching in church. His father had that going on at the Sausage Factory chapel a long time ago. The ELS did the same at their famous Copper-top Chapel.

The pastoral office is primarily Predictamt - preaching service. The proper role of a pastor is to preach, teach, and visit. Transferring the role of preaching to a girl for the Mother's Day service is an intentional violation of 1 Timothy 2:12.

KJV 1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

The official WELS ecumenical NIV is no different:

NIV 1 Timothy 2:12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

Has anyone objected to Patterson organizing last year's WELS pilgrimage to Exponential, the Merchandise Mart of Enthusiasm in Orlando? The theme this year is The Art of Movements, ideal for BMers - Becoming Missionals.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "SP Candidate Patterson To Feature Teen Girl Preach...":

No one objected to Patterson going to Exponential. They used the tool just like they were told to do.

Jubilate - The Third Sunday after Easter



Butterfly, by Norma Boeckler


Jubilate, The Third Sunday after Easter

Pastor Gregory L. Jackson

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bethany-lutheran-worship

Bethany Lutheran Worship, 8 AM Phoenix Time


The Hymn #201 Jesus Lives 2.81
The Confession of Sins
The Absolution
The Introit p. 16
The Gloria Patri
The Kyrie p. 17
The Gloria in Excelsis
The Salutation and Collect p. 19
The Epistle and Gradual 1 Peter 2:11-20
The Gospel John 16:16-23
Glory be to Thee, O Lord!
Praise be to Thee, O Christ!
The Nicene Creed p. 22
The Sermon Hymn #A Hymn of Glory 2:93

A Little While - Sorrow into Joy

The Hymn #205 The Day of Resurrection 2:90
The Preface p. 24
The Sanctus p. 26
The Lord's Prayer p. 27
The Words of Institution
The Agnus Dei p. 28
The Nunc Dimittis p. 29
The Benediction p. 31
The Hymn #656 Behold a Host 2:39

KJV 1 Peter 2:11 Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul; 12 Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that, whereas they speak against you as evildoers, they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation. 13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; 14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. 15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: 16 As free, and not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God. 17 Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king. 18 Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward. 19 For this is thankworthy, if a man for conscience toward God endure grief, suffering wrongfully. 20 For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye shall take it patiently? but if, when ye do well, and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable with God.

KJV John 16:16 A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me, because I go to the Father. 17 Then said some of his disciples among themselves, What is this that he saith unto us, A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me: and, Because I go to the Father? 18 They said therefore, What is this that he saith, A little while? we cannot tell what he saith. 19 Now Jesus knew that they were desirous to ask him, and said unto them, Do ye enquire among yourselves of that I said, A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me? 20 Verily, verily, I say unto you, That ye shall weep and lament, but the world shall rejoice: and ye shall be sorrowful, but your sorrow shall be turned into joy. 21 A woman when she is in travail hath sorrow, because her hour is come: but as soon as she is delivered of the child, she remembereth no more the anguish, for joy that a man is born into the world. 22 And ye now therefore have sorrow: but I will see you again, and your heart shall rejoice, and your joy no man taketh from you. 23 And in that day ye shall ask me nothing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you.

Third Sunday After Easter
Lord God, heavenly Father, who of Thy fatherly goodness dost suffer Thy children to come under Thy chastening rod here on earth, that we may be like unto Thine only-begotten Son in suffering and hereafter in glory: We beseech Thee, comfort us in temptations and afflictions by Thy Holy Spirit, that we may not fall into despair, but that we may continually trust in Thy Son's promise, that our trials will endure but a little while, and will then be followed by eternal joy; that we thus, in patient hope, may overcome all evil, and at last obtain eternal salvation, through the same, Thy Son, Jesus Christ, our Lord, who liveth and reigneth with Thee and the Holy Ghost, one true God, world without end. Amen.

A Little While - Sorrow into Joy
The Bible is concise rather than wordy. The Holy Spirit reveals everything we need to know, from Creation until the End Times. Yet this passage is so repetitive that we can hardly believe it.

16 A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me – this is stated four times in a few verses.

Because the revealed Word is so concise, this repetition marks the importance of this simple phrase. The Holy Spirit, using the simple but profound language of the apostle John, wanted this remembered above all.

If we reflect a little, we can see why.

This passage is part of the farewell messages of Jesus, preserved in John’s Gospel. As I wrote before, quoting Lenski, John’s Gospel unites all four Gospels by supplementing what we would not have otherwise and by supplying details for the other Gospel writers when we already know that particular story.

There is a tradition in many cultures to pay special attention to someone’s last words. For example, when a man confesses something on his deathbed, it is generally believed because he would have no reason to deceive. Besides, he may want to clear his conscience before meeting his Maker.

In the Old Testament the death of a patriarch was accompanied by statements of great importance.

Jesus final words during His earthly ministry were even more important.

Knowing our nature, our impatience, He reminded them and still reminds us that sorrow turns to joy in just a little while.

Childbirth is the analogy used in Jesus’ message. When a woman is in labor, her world is nothing but pain and sorrow. There is a Jewish saying that a woman curses her husband during childbirth but repents afterwards, especially if she has a boy. During labor, everyone involved is focused on a safe delivery, and it can take a long time. The time seems to stretch out for those waiting outside. In the old days, when fathers were banned from the delivery room, the cartoons showed prospective fathers smoking packs of cigarettes, playing cards, and developing three-day beards.

Jesus taught this to His disciples so they would remember to be patient, their sorrow soon to be turned into joy. And we remember that on this Sunday, that everything was destroyed—apparently—by the forces of evil on Good Friday. The sorrow everyone felt was turned to joy in a few days. The power of that sorrow is shown in the reluctant giving up of the grief they all felt – not to mention their fear.
Rather than look down on the disciples, we can identify with their emotions and their weakness. During difficulties--especially the loss of a family member—sorrow seems overwhelming and permanent. This is not changed by someone living to be 90 or more, or by that person’s ultimate release from great physical pain. Difficult people leave behind more unresolved grief than loved ones. This was said of a minister who died – “The only person who was sad at the funeral was his widow.” That is quite a legacy of pain to leave behind.

Many people are living well into middle age, even close to retirement, with their parents still living. We have a restaurant in town, part of a chain, where people like to take their parents for lunch. Mimi’s is a restaurant where you can see little old ladies taking their mothers - even older, little old ladies to lunch on Mother’s Day.

Even though someone has lived past three-score and ten, grief is not resolved for a year. Unfortunately, our culture does not recognize that part of human nature. People act as if sorrow is over when the funeral is done. But the fog of grief continues for a year and sharpens on certain anniversaries and holidays. It is very strange to have so many events associated with one or two people and then have those people absent.

Jubilate Sunday reminds us of the joy we have in this life, knowing that faith in Christ transforms that sorrow.

In weakness we think of all the happiness we have as being tied to a group of objects, events, people, and circumstance. One funny commentary on this can be found in The Who Wouldn’t Be, by Farley Mowatt. They stayed at a farm where a 200 year old pine came crashing down during a big windstorm. The farmer was very upset about it. “Why don’t you plant a new one?” The farmer said, angrily, “Why? It will just blow down anyway.”

The disciples wanted to go on as they had with Christ, listening to His sermons, seeing His miracles performed, enjoying His companionship. Doubtless there was a joy and unity during His earthly ministry that we would all envy. As Jesus pointed out to them at the end, His ministry had to change for God’s plans to be carried out, for the Gospel to reach the entire world.

The Gospel teaches us to view time as a continuum, from God’s viewpoint. Instead of loss in this life, we see the joys of the moment being a foretaste of eternal life with Christ.
Luther said it was good to be plagued in this life, so we do not cling to it, but welcome eternal life as the ultimate reality.

22 And ye now therefore have sorrow: but I will see you again, and your heart shall rejoice, and your joy no man taketh from you.

Jesus was preparing His disciples for persecution and death. First they would have the sorrow of losing His earthly ministry. Next they would have the sorrow of being seen as enemy soldiers, dangerous rebels, hunted from place to place, most of them dying by violence. From our perspective we see the apostles as laying the foundation of the Christian Church with their sermons, miracles, and writings. From their perspective it must have been a hard, lonely life of hatred and strife, their own brother disciples lost - one after another.

When grief is resolved in our daily lives, we realize how much someone meant to us. What was once a painful memory, because of the happiness lost, turns into a repeating experience of joy, because we can enjoy that memory again and again.

The Means of Grace give us great comfort in knowing that eternal life unites us with all believers. There is great meaning in Holy Baptism and Holy Communion, in trusting in the merits of Christ rather than our own perfection.

We are going to publish Angel Joy again, very soon. Bethany earned the nickname Angel because her curly blond hair and smile made her look like an angel. Erin was nicknamed Joy by nurses, because she laughed so easily. They loved caring for her, and she loved them individually. I often told Erin a story about a nurse I might have met just once. She was a night nurse who had long talks with Erin. I would pretend to struggle to remember her name (Motor Mouth Annie) and when I finally got it out, Erin just beamed with pleasure. Those home movies run in our minds all the time, and we laugh about them routinely.

We knew what we would experience with a second child dying of a neurological degenerative disorder, so we decided to enjoy every moment. There was plenty of sorrow, but we remember getting in trouble at the hospital for laughing too hard. No one can take joy away from a believer, as Jesus promised.

23 And in that day ye shall ask me nothing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you.

Verse 23 is another example of Jesus building up our faith with His comforting message and offering one more blessing – that we can ask for anything in His name, “and He will give it to you.”






"The nice, envious person who is sad when another prospers, and would gladly have one eye less if thereby his neighbor had none, is the product of Satan."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 102.

"Here in this Gospel we see how the Lord comforts and imparts courage to His children whom He is about to leave behind Him, when they would come in fear and distress on account of His death or of their backsliding. We also notice what induced the evangelist John to use so many words that he indeed repeats one expression four times, which according to our thinking he might have epressed in fewer words."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 73f.

"An example is here given us, which we should diligently lay hold of and take to heart; if it went with us as it did in the time of the apostles, that we should be in suffering, anxiety and distress, we should also remember to be strong and to rejoice because Christ will rise again."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 75.

"Therefore we must also feel within us this 'a little while' as the dear disciples felt it, for this is written for our example and instruction, so that we may thereby be comforted and be made better. And we should use this as a familiar adage among ourselves; yes, we should feel and experience it, so that we might at all times say, God is at times near and at times He has vanished out of sight. At times I remember how the Word seems neither to move me nor to apply to me. It passes by; I give no heed to it. But to this 'a little while' we must give heed and pay attention, so that we may remain strong and steadfast. We will experience the same as the disciples."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 75f.

"And although we do at times depart from the Word, we should not therefore remain altogether away from it, but return again, for He makes good His Word. Even though man cannot believe it, God will nevertheless help him to believe it, and this He does without man's reason or free will and without man adding anything thereto."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 76.

"So very little does the free will and understanding of man know of the things pertaining to the salvation of the soul. These temporal things the free will can perceive and know, such as the cock crowing, which he can hear and his reason can also understand it; but when it is a question of understanding the work and Word of God, then human reason must give it up; it cannot make head or tail of it, although it pretends to understand a great deal about it. The gory thereof is too bright, the longer he beholds it the blinder he becomes."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 76f.

"We should take to heart and firmly hold fast to these words and keep them in mind when in sorrow and distress, that it will not last long, then we would also have more constant joy, for as Christ and His elect had their 'a little while,' so you and I and everyone will have his 'a little while.' Pilate and Herod will not crucify you, but in the same manner as the devil used them so he will also use your persecutors. Therefore when your trials come, you must not immediately think how you are to be delivered out of them. God will help you in due time. Only wait. It is only for a little while, He will not delay long."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 77.

[ye shall be sorrowful, but your sorrow shall be turned into joy] "This is spoken to all Christians, for every Christain must have temptations, trails, anxieties, adversities, sorrows, come what may. Therefore He mentions here no sorrow nor trial, He simply says they shall weep, lament, and be sorrowful, for the Christian has many persecutions. Some are suffering loss of goods; others there are whose character is suffering ignominy and scorn; some are drowned, others are burned; some are beheaded; one perishes in this manner, and another in that; it is therefore the lot of the Christian constantly to suffer misfortune, persecution, trials and adversity. This is the rod or fox tail with which they are punished. They dare not look for anything better as long as they are here. This is the court color by which the Christian is recognized,and if anyone wants to be a Christian, he dare not be ashamed of his court color or livery."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 79.

"Why does God do this and permit His own to be persecuted and hounded? In order to suppress and subdue the free will, so that it may not seek an expedient in their works; but rather become a fool in God's works and learn thereby to trust and depend upon God alone."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 79f.

[woman in travail] This parable of the woman is a strong and stubborn argument against free will, that it is entirely powerless and without strength in the things pertaining to the salvation of our souls. The Gospel shows very plainly that divine strength and grace are needed. Man's free will is entirely too weak and insignificant to accomplish anything here. But we have established our own orders and regulations instead of the Gospel and through these we want to free ourselves from sin, from death, from hell, and from all misfortune and finally be saved thereby. A great mistake."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 81.

[woman in travail] "The woman is here in such a state of mind that she is fearful of great danger, and yet she knows that the whole work lies in the hands of God; in Him she trusts; upon Him it is she depends; He also helps her and accomplishes the work, which the whole world could not do, and she thinks of nothing but the time that shall follow, when she shall again rejoice; and her heart feels and says, A dangerous hour is at hand, but afterwards it will be well. Courage and the heart press through all obstacles. Thus it will also be with you, when you are in sorrow and adversity, and when you become new creatures. Only quietly wait and permit God to work. He will accomplish everything without your assistance."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 81.

[woman in travail] ..."but wait thou patiently and permit God to do with you according to His will. He shall accomplish it; permit Him to work. We shall accomplish nothing ourselves, but at times we shall feel death and hell. This the ungodly shall also feel, but they do not believe that God is present in it and wants to help them. Just as the woman here accomplishes nothing, she only feels pain, distress and misery; but she cannot help herself out of this state."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 82.


John 16:20 - "Such people, however, do not understand divine things, they think they will suddenly enter death with Christ, whom they have never learned to know except in words. Thus was Peter also disposed, but he stood before Christ like a rabbit before one beating a drum. Notice, how the old Adam lacks courage when under the cross! The new man, however, can indeed persevere through grace."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 85.


"In suffering pious persons have no aim of their own, but if it be God's will they bear good fruit like the tree planted by streams of water; and that is pleasing to God, and besides all presumption is condemned, all show and every excuse however good they may be. But he who battles heroically will receive for his suffering here joy, the eternal in place of the temporal. Of this Christ says: 'Your joy will be turned into sorrow.'"
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols.,
III, p. 86.

Not Able To Grasp the Lutheran Crush on Driscoll



Mark Driscoll is adored and plagiarized
by WELS Church and Chicanery pastors.


Monday, April 20, 2009
Somebody Tell Me...
...what is with the pastoral "man crush" it seems many Lutheran clergy have over Mark Driscoll? I confess, I've never read his work, but he identifies himself as a Calvinist. Last time I checked the Lutheran Confessions, that would be a BAD thing.

Rev. Matthew Ruesch
Lutheran Pastor (LCMS) on the shores of mighty Mille Lacs Lake in central Minnesota. Also a husband, a father, a sports junkie, and an unabashed pro-lifer.

Pastor Rance said...
I don't get it, either. His latest clip on his website is, "Baptism doesn't save you", and he says infant baptism is nothing more than pagan superstition and there's no evidence of infant baptism anywhere in church history. Say again? If you're a Calvinist, you must think this way, so baptism can become something you must do, and not something Jesus does for you. Then you have the problem of when a person can believe, and that leads to the age of discernment. Maybe if you and I lose the albs and stoles and slick our hair up we'll be popular, too! But I don't have any hair, so I guess I'm out...:-)

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Baby D -
With Andy Stanley,
Your Drive 09 Host



Babtist Andy Stanley with nominal Lutheran Ski.
Andy's Babtist minister father divorced his wife,
but still carries on his Atlanta ministry - Charles Stanley, an early follower of occultist Paul Y. Cho.


Ski's Drive 08 Journal: The final Main Session with Andy Stanley was just phenomenal. We began with awesome worship. Today though, they began with a Christian rapper, Toby Mac. Our school kids would have loved it. I’m not sure that they would have believed that it was church though.


When Andy began his session. He started by saying that he was not going to follow his notes in the Drive ’08 Journal Book. Instead he was going to do something that he called, “Recent Random Thoughts On Church Leadership.” He shared 5 points and 5 takeaways. I think that he was at his absolute best this afternoon.


Will Bishop Ski, Popcorn Cathedral of Rock, be at Drive 09? We know from the Suffragen Bishop's Tweet that she is going, with three pastors. Dying to know. Tweet me when you get a chance. Totally awesome if you would. Thnx, Dude.


Baby D at Northpoint Babtist Church/Buckhead Babtist

[What you can expect at the celebration]
We will reserve a table (seats 10) for your family and close friends. • We ask that the only other young children are the siblings of the new baby. This will ensure that you can focus on this special event with no distractions. • You will have an opportunity to share what you’ve decided from your homework assignment in STEP 1. • We will lead you in a prayer of dedication. • You will have time to eat cake and take pictures with your family. • We will have a professional photographer to take your picture with your child. • The event will last about an hour.

[Requirements]
• babyD is so much more than an event. You must complete STEP 1 and STEP 2 before your Baby Dedication Celebration registration is confirmed. [Temple Recommend?]
• You must be a church member, member of a community group, or serving on a volunteer strategic service team to participate in the Baby Dedication Celebration.
• There is no time limit to completing STEP 1.
• The only time limit you need to consider is that your child must be under two years of age to participate in the Baby Dedication Celebration.
• Space is limited for Baby Dedication Celebration and each event usually fills up quickly. This event is offered several times a year. It is very likely that the next available opening could be 6 months from the time that you sign up.

[Not Infant Baptism]
This event is not infant baptism. We believe that when people are old enough to understand what it means to put their faith and trust in Jesus Christ as their personal Savior, they should have the opportunity to make that choice for themselves. A preschooler is not able to understand sin, forgiveness, the sacrifice our Savior made for us, and what it means to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. This event is about your commitment as a parent to lead your child into a growing relationship with Jesus Christ, so that as he gets older, you are able to guide him and to help him understand what that means.

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BONUS Track: Download Message These early years are unique in that they require your intentional love and attention. We know that parenting is not for the faint of heart, so we wanted to share what we think it takes to raise great preschoolers. [Finger-painting geniuses?]

This is by no means the complete word on parenting preschoolers. But it is an opportunity, an opportunity for you to be INTENTIONAL, an opportunity for you, at the very beginning of this new life, to begin with the end in mind. What do you hope they know and never forget?

This is not a guarantee that you will raise perfect children, but a promise that time WILL pass and you will be looking into the eyes of adults some day. What will you wish you had said or done from the very beginning to give them all of the tools they needed? [I woulda baptized them as infants, as Jesus commanded, "Let the children come to me and do not forbid them...Unless you believe as a child you shall in no wise inherit the Kingdom."]

We would like for you and your spouse to listen to each message, talk about it together, and complete the homework.

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I Love Thy Kingdom, Lord
The Lutheran Hymnal, #462

Should I with scoffers join
Her altars to abuse?
No! Better far my tongue were dumb,
My hand its skill should lose.



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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Baby D - With Andy Stanley,Your Drive 09 Host":

Here's five of my own between-the-lines take away points:

* 'A professional photographer will be available' means: no taking your own photos. Buy the package; we get a juicy kickback.

* '...must be a member or volunteer to participate.' After all, if a Baby Dedication actually had an eternal spiritual meaning, then they probably wouldn't deny it to strangers. For a donation in lieu of 10% hard tithe anyway.

* '...time for cake..' Whoopee! Let's be sure to focus on important details here people.

* '... a preschooler is not able to understand sin, or the sacrifice of a Savior.' I'm guessing that even a third grade Lutheran Elementary School student could tear this nonsense apart. Don't think a baby knit together in the womb by the very hand of God can be moved by the Holy Spirit? Luke 1:41-45 has a clarification on that point.

* '...No small children at the table to prevent distractions.' I guess when you think that childrens' souls aren't quite yet in need of salvation, they can be thought of as mere distractions at the party.


Where did I read, "Let the little children come to me." Where did I see that?!? Zut alors! Sounds really familiar, but I can't remember who said that.

I wonder if any synod/seminary employees are among the "3 pastors" ready to go?


+Diet O. Worms

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Baby D - With Andy Stanley,Your Drive 09 Host":

http://www.minnesotalutheran.com/2009/04/somebody-tell-me.html

Apparently the LC-MS is also in a quandry as to the fasination with famous Churh Growthers.

Measuring WELS by the Numbers




Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Massive Cuts in WELS, But Safari Don Patterson and...":

So numbers do make a difference when you want them to make a difference.

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Ever since 1977, when the Shrinkers launched their hellish TELL magazine, the secret followers of Fuller Seminary have been nagging the innocent to look at the numbers. Their hero, Kent Hunter (DMin, Fuller) actually published a book with graph paper bound into the pages.




The Scriptures only teach faithfulness to the Word, but the wizards of Willow Creek misdirect our eyes, making us focus on something else.

But the Shrinkers do not want anyone to discuss what they have done to WELS since they usurped power dishonestly.

WELS has had fewer members each each year since 1977. I used to publish a graph on a website where I charted all the numbers in Excel and converted it into a graph. All the facts are in the WELS Book of Statistics.

As the membership numbers went down, The Love Shack staff members increased. WELS administration officials get more money than any other category on the wage scale, significantly more than the seminary professors. Needless to say, The Love Shack always voted for more staff and against the schools. The percentage of the budget given to the schools was strangled, ever so slowly.

The Church Growth Movement in WELS:


  1. Closed three out of seven schools in the system.
  2. Decreased the membership of the synod in all categories.
  3. Increased the staff of The Love Shack.
  4. Jacked up tuition so high that everyone finds it unaffordable.
  5. Abused money entrusted by the membership.
  6. Left the synod insolvent.


PS - Larry Olson's church never grew, so they made him the Waldo Werning Professor of Church Growth at Martin Luther College.

The best way to start a mission church, according to the Church Shrinkers, is to train and worship with the Babtists.

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Anonymouse has left a new comment on your post "Measuring WELS by the Numbers":

Same old, same old from you, GJ. What I think is so interesting is that you always talk about faithfulness to the Word, but I never EVER hear you share the gospel on Ichabod. You've replaced the good works of catholicism that you learned at Notre Dame with the "good work" of being faithful to the Word. A real Lutheran would always tie in faithfulness to God's Word with the gospel of Christ that Word contains. Your own words condemn you.

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GJ - Don't look now, Mouse, but your own publishing house distributes my book.

I publish a sermon every week, but I am sure you never ever discern the Gospel. We even had Advent and Lenten services, which are unknown at Rock and Roll Lutheran Church and The CORE Lutheran Church.

Your comments remind me of the Jehovah's Witness who came to my house. He said, "How can God pray to God? I can't understand that." He was speaking of Jesus praying to the Father.

I said, "My dog can't understand it either."

Your blind hatred does not prove anything, but I am glad you keep reading. Wesley said, "If you can't convert them, at least make them angry."

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Measuring WELS by the Numbers":

"The Church Growth Movement in WELS:
• Closed three out of seven schools in the system.
• Decreased the membership of the synod in all categories.
• Increased the staff of The Love Shack.
• Jacked up tuition so high that everyone finds it unaffordable.
• Abused money entrusted by the membership.
• Left the synod insolvent."
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When the above items are considered along with new synod budget measures, we finally get a picture of total financial incompetence and irresponsibility that must get turned around to refocus on the Work of the Lord.

Synod is out of control for very good reasons. Too many clergy/leaders treated it as their sandbox to play in and do as they will. Due to inadequate visibility and controls they got by with that reckless behavior for years. Instead of serving member congregations, member congregations came to serve synod by making up for misused monies and high-risk, losing investments. Still, how they managed to go through so much money amazes me.

Nothing will change significantly until member congregations stand up and demand improvement, for example, better visibility and explanation of how monies are used, the trends, an oversight committee staffed by representatives of member congregations, etc.

Synod leaders have shown themselves a clever bunch when it comes to shifting the burden and responsibility to members. Somehow they link the shifted burden back to showing love and gratitude to Christ. I wonder if Christ feels used.

Friday, May 1, 2009

WELS Budget Measures



WELS Synod President Mark Schroeder



Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Massive Cuts in WELS, But Safari Don Patterson and...":

Finally a breath of sanity.

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"SC adopts budget proposal
A special message from President Mark Schroeder


The Synodical Council (SC) met last Friday and Saturday to adopt a proposed budget that will be recommended to the synod convention in July.


The WELS constitution requires the SC to submit a budget proposal that is balanced and in line with the anticipated financial support from all sources. A budget that would call for spending greater than anticipated support is not an option. The projected support for the next two years made it necessary for the SC to reduce the synod's ministry program by more than $8 million (from $38.4 million to just under $30 million). As it considered this situation, the SC was very much aware of the painful and difficult choices confronting us. It was clear that significant budgetary reductions in all areas of ministry will be necessary. Recognizing that, the SC made every effort to find ways to limit the size and scope of the reductions that will need to be made.

Some of these reductions will involve the loss of called and hired positions in our mission fields, at our schools, and at the Synod Administration Building. Since the boards and groups that oversee these ministries will be responsible for communicating with the called workers, congregations, and mission fields that will potentially be affected, the budget information in this communication is in summary form only; details will be released in the coming weeks. This will give those responsible the time to speak personally to those that will be affected. Complete financial information will be included in the Book of Reports and Memorials and will also be posted online.

Some of the features of the proposed budget include:

A salary freeze for all synodical workers in the first year of the biennium and a one percent increase on the base salary in the second year.


A re-amortization of the synod's debt (projected by the end of June to be reduced from $22.4 million to $15 million by Year of Jubilee offerings and by budgetary payments toward the debt). Re-amortizing in this way will reduce annual debt payments from $2.7 million per year to $1.6 million per year, making $1.1 million per year immediately available for the support of gospel ministry. The re-amortization payments would begin in the second year of the biennium (2010-11).

Increasing the portion of health care costs paid by workers by changing the plan deductible from $500 to $1,000, resulting in an annual savings of approximately $400,000.

As the budget was constructed, the SC was keenly aware that there are clear differences of opinion in the synod as to which ministry programs should be given priority. As it weighed the many different scenarios, the SC decided to present a budget that offers two options or alternatives. This approach reflects the SC's recognition of the priority preferences expressed by recent conventions, as well as the current economic conditions and other factors which may have changed since then. The SC is also convinced that presenting two options will help to create an atmosphere in which brotherly discussion and debate will be conducted based on the factual information and a careful consideration of the long-term ramifications of any decision.

There is really only one significant difference between the two proposed options. Both options require significant reductions in all areas of ministry. The difference: in Option A, Ministerial Education receives a synodical subsidy allocation of $9.1 million; in Option B it receives $8.1 million. In Option A, World Missions receives $5.9 million and Home Missions receives $5.2 million. In Option B, each mission area is allocated an additional $500,000 in subsidy.

This chart is a comparison of synodical subsidy allocations under the two options. Please note that these figures represent synodical subsidy only and do not include funding from special funds, gifts, or fees.

*Ministry Support includes the President's Office, Conference of Presidents, district ministries, Synodical Council, special called worker support, Ministry of Christian Giving, Finance, Technology, Human Resources, Communications, and facilities.

The specific impact of these allocations under both options will be described more fully in the coming days after the areas of ministry have had an opportunity to revisit their plans and priorities. Regardless of the specific decisions they make, under both options above significant numbers of missionary positions, mission locations, faculty and staff positions at schools, and administrative positions will no longer be able to be funded.

Because of the size and scope of the reductions in ministry programs, steps to reduce ministry will need to be taken immediately. In fact, some have been taken already, as vacant positions have not been filled and various programs have been scaled back. In cases where reductions cannot be made until after the new fiscal year begins in July, transition funding has been included in the 2009-10 budget proposal.

As the picture becomes clearer and as the time approaches for final decisions to be made at the synod convention, we recognize the need for continued faith and trust in God's promises. We will need to maintain our trust that even in these painful and difficult decisions God will graciously work to bless his church. And we will want to conduct our discussion and debate with the prayer that God will use this situation to unify us in our common mission for the good of his kingdom.

Serving in Christ,
Mark Schroeder"

Suffragen Bishop Katie, Popcorn Cathedral of Rock, Will Attend Babtist Drive '09



My proposed logo for The CORE.


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Suffragen Bishop Katie, Popcorn Cathedral of Rock,...":

The new CORE logo gets my vote. Cute isn't he.

[GJ - Dude, where's my prize?]



Every cathedral needs a bishop, and every bishop needs an assistant. High church Rock and Roll pastors prefer lofty titles, so the pricey executive assistant (the one who does the heavy Tweeting) is the Suffragen Bishop.


The Suffragen Bishop's Twitter:


@loswhit three pastors from Milwaukee and I want take you to dinner (your choice) on Wednesday after Drive. You game?
about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to loswhit

[GJ - Translation: Katie's Tweet to Carlos Whittaker is an invitation to dinner after Drive 09. Apparently three WELS pastors and Katie are going to Drive 09 together. Carlos is on the staff at Northpoint/Buckhead Babtist Church. Ski went to Drive 08 with John Parlow, a member of the Willow Creek Association.]


About Carlos Whittaker
Carlos Whittaker is an artist, pastor, thinker, experience architect, and Web 2.0 junkie.

Carlos was at Sandals Church in Riverside California where he served for 10 years as the Pastor of Worship and Creative Arts. Sandals Church is an authentic community of believers whose goal is to be real with themselves, others, and God. His passion for leading the church into a relational worship experience each and every Sunday was his hearts goal.

In August of 2007 Carlos and his family made the move from Southern California to Atlanta, GA. Carlos became the Director of Service Programming at Buckhead Church which is one of the three North Point Community Church campuses. He oversees all the Sunday adult experience and design. He directly oversees all areas Hosting, Production, Creative, Video, Music, and Programming at Buckhead Church. He also sits on the creative sermon planning team for Andy Stanley.

Carlos and Heather Whittaker make up a blogging power couple in Ragamuffinsoul.com and Whittakerwoman.typepad.com. They have 3 children. In November 2006 Carlos and his wife Heather adopted their son Losiah from Seoul Korea.

:: This whole Ragamuffin thing is simple. I'm just a screwed up man, in need of adoption, trying to be real. I was poured into, mentored, taught, and sometimes beat into authenticity by my family at Sandals Church. They created this beautiful mess of me and I'm forever grateful.

:: Now in the ATL with my hot wife and kids, I get to create relevant & engaging worship experiences every week. I am being shaped by Jeff Henderson and Andy Stanley at Buckhead Church. From creative sermon planning, to off the hook music experiences. This place is stretching me to my limits and I love it.
:: My life goal is to inspire a movement of authenticity among all generations of Christians that morphs the face of the evangelical church into a place of being real with yourself, others, and God.


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Schedule
Monday, May 4
5:00 p.m.-7:30 p.m. Check-In
7:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Main Session One
Tuesday, May 5
8:30 a.m.-9:30 a.m. Breakout Session One
9:30 a.m.-10:00 a.m. Break
10:00 a.m.-11:00 a.m. Breakout Session Two
11:00 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Lunch
12:30 p.m.-1:30 p.m. Breakout Session Three
1:30 p.m.-2:00 p.m. Break
2:00 p.m.-3:30 p.m. Main Session Two
6:30 p.m. Drive Thru
Wednesday, May 6
8:30 a.m.-9:30 a.m. Breakout Session Four
9:30 a.m.-10:00 a.m. Break
10:00 a.m.-11:00 a.m. Breakout Session Five
11:00 a.m.-11:30 a.m. Break
11:30 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Main Session Three

Breakouts Inside Admin
Welcome to a behind-the-scenes look at how we've established our administrative culture. Over the past thirteen years, we have brainstormed, strategized, tweaked, and modified our model. In this breakout, we'll share philosophies, strategies, practices, and processes in an effort to help other churches learn from our successes and failures. We'll also talk about the why behind the things we do.

Teaching That Sticks
What if you could significantly improve how much the people in your ministry learn each week? You'd do it, wouldn't you? As teachers, preachers, and leaders, we often try to pack as much as possible into our lessons, messages, and events. We think we are doing a disservice if we don't "download" all the information we have. More often than not, people leave our environments so overloaded with stuff that they forget what should have been the bottom line. In this breakout, we'll unpack bottom-line communication and discuss how we have implemented this "less is more" strategy in our teaching environments.

From Crib To College
Are you interested in creating a Family Ministry environment that is intentional about what it teaches children and students at every stage of life? Do you believe that the investments into the life of a child from birth to high school have a cumulative effect on that child's spiritual life? In this breakout, we'll share the significant mile markers for each age group and the critical handoffs from one stage to the next.

The Volunteer Experience
Every Sunday, an amazing group of people wakes up early and heads to church. They lead small groups, direct traffic, run cameras, and lead worship. We know we couldn't survive without them. One of the most frequent questions we get is, "Where do you get enough volunteers and what do you do when you get them?" In this breakout, we'll explain how we find, equip, place, inspire, and lead our volunteers to serve strategically.

Developing A Healthy Staff Culture
Whether you intentionally communicate it or not, your staff members know what is valued in your organization by what is celebrated, what happens relationally, and what is questioned consistently. Join us as we talk about how you can deliberately create a healthy staff culture.

Connecting Adults Into Small Groups
For most churches, connecting people into groups is challenging. And for most church attendees, it is confusing. Providing multiple opportunities for an adult to take the next step is the key to assimilation. In this breakout, we'll talk about our assimilation strategy and how events such as NEXT, Fusion, and GroupLink function as steps to connect adults into small groups.

A Starting Point For New Believers
Where in your church can new Christians and non-Christians go to explore faith and experience community? Starting Point groups are safe places for people to ask their questions about God, as well as to learn about the Bible and Christianity. Come learn about Starting Point, a conversational environment where people can explore faith and experience community.

Developing A Small Group Strategy
There is a road map you can follow when developing your small group ministry. In this breakout, we'll talk about the key principles that form the framework of our small group strategy. And we'll discuss how you can contextualize them to your own adult ministry, regardless of the size.

Developing Group Leaders Who Lead Well
Imagine a network of small groups led by people who truly understand their roles, a development strategy that focuses on the irreducible minimums of leadership, and a leader coaching system that actually works. Possible? Absolutely! Join us as we unveil the practices and principles for building an effective leader development strategy.

Student Impact
Some of our best volunteers are high school students. If you walk around our Sunday morning environments, you'll see students running soundboards, leading worship, facilitating small groups, and caring for babies. Find out how we create specific opportunities for students to be connected, grow spiritually, serve strategically, and make a difference in the lives of others.

Multi-Site Strategy
Developing a multi-site strategy can sound complicated. But it can also be the key to leveraging the abilities of your leaders to reach even more people in your community and beyond. How do you determine if multi-site expansion is right for you? What are your expansion options and which is best for your organization? Which practices are integral to your DNA, and which ones are optional? In this breakout, we'll share what we are continuing to learn about multi-site strategies.

Guest Services
We want everyone who walks through our doors each Sunday to feel like an invited guest. Our volunteers and staff are consistently challenged with the task of removing obstacles that would keep a guest from having a great first experience. Find out what it takes to make a positive first impression as you walk with us from the parking lot to the children's environments to a seat in the worship service.

Worship Service Programming Model
It's the number one question on all of our minds: "Sunday's coming and what are we gonna do?" Our programming team has developed a strategy that makes planning the worship services fun and exciting. We'll walk you through the process from creation to implementation . . . and everywhere in-between.

Memorable Experiences
What do people remember after they leave your environments? For the last thirteen years, we've been creating, evaluating, and recreating ministry environments that keep people coming back. In this breakout, we'll pass on the key principles we use to create memorable experiences.

Putting A Creative Idea To Work
Have you ever had a great idea and wondered how to actually make it happen? The secret to moving from a great concept to a highly effective product lies within the creative process. We'll help you move from the brainstorming phase to the actual implementation of the idea.

The North Point Model
This session is designed to give you a look at the founding principles of North Point Ministries and the philosophies that shape our environments. We'll explain our mission and strategy and encourage you to clarify your mission, fine-tune your strategy, and focus your environments.

Essentials For Leading Student Small Groups
The 5 Essentials are vital ingredients of our student ministry's small group leader training. These simple but rich values describe how our best volunteers positively influence students in our ever-changing culture. In this breakout, we'll share with you the insight we have gained from conversations with our most effective leaders.

Round Table Discussions - As an alternative to attending one of your breakout selections, you can choose to attend a round table discussion on a very specific topic. Groups will be limited in size to maximize discussion time. Topics have been chosen based on your input and roles of those attending. You can discuss anything you want concerning the discussion topic with the staff and other leaders at your table. Our hope is that you will walk away with your specific questions answered and some real, practical implementation strategies. Tickets for the Round Table Discussions will be available at the Ticket Exchange Stations at the conference.

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Pricing and Policies Early Bird ($239) through February 15
Regular ($269) from February 16 through April 20.
Pricing includes conference materials, snacks, lunch and dinner on Tuesday, and lunch on Wednesday. Transportation is not included.

Terms and Conditions, Cancellation Policy - Please note that a full refund less $50 per person will be given for cancellations made on or before April 1, 2009. There will be no refund for cancellations made after April 1, 2009, or for no-shows. Registrations may be transferred from person to person within your group or organization at no charge. Transferring or selling your registration to anyone outside of your church or organization will forfeit your entire registration. Registrations are not transferable to future conferences. All cancellations must be made online at www.driveconference.com. Please do not ask the Drive staff to make exceptions to this policy.

Payment - Payments may be made by Visa, MasterCard, or check. For credit card payments, the full amount will be charged to your account at the time you register. For check payments, you will be emailed an invoice for the full amount due when you register. We must receive a check for the full amount due within 10 days or your seat will be released without notification.

If you elect to pay by check and then cancel your seats before your check has been received, you are still obligated to pay the cancellation fees ($50 per person for cancelled seats before April 1 or the full conference fee for cancelled seats on or after April 1).

Waiting List - Once we have reached our maximum conference capacity, a waiting list will be opened. Names will be added to the list in the order they are received, and they will be removed from the list in the same order as space becomes available. Priority will not be given to churches or organizations that already have a group attending or those who have already purchased airline tickets. PLEASE BE SURE THAT YOUR CONFERENCE REGISTRATION IS CONFIRMED BEFORE PURCHASING AIRLINE TICKETS.
Registration Fees - Price includes registration fees, conference materials, and snacks on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Please register early to ensure your spot and to have the best breakout selections for Drive 09.

North Point Community Church
4350 Northpoint Parkway
Alpharetta, GA 30022

Drive 08 Highlights - Ski's Blog.


Registration for DRIVE 2009 is now closed. Registration for DRIVE 2010 will open on Monday, May 4.

Is there a discount for churches that use 252 Basics or First Look?
These two curriculums are produced by an organization called "The reThink Group," which is not a part of North Point Ministries. Therefore, we are unable to provide any discounts for anyone who uses their products.



So it is the end of ‘08.We are choosing to trim in ‘09 as an organization in lieu of the current economic slump.This isn’t rocket science.It needs to happen.One of the ways that my dept and others are choosing to save is by not catering for Christmas parties and having pot lucks in each others.




"I'm Doug Englebrecht, in charge of doctrinal discipline in my district. Oh yes, the COP expressed concern...that they weren't going too!"



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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Suffragen Bishop Katie, Popcorn Cathedral of Rock,...":

Ok, Ichabodians,

Let's presume a church's website reflects a bit about the people that worship there. Perhaps as Lutherans we can associate with calling it an outward "confession" of the congregation. "This is what we believe..."

Here are the two church home page websites of the fellow that three WELS pastors and the Bishop of Butter want to take out for dinner, or as it used to be known "break bread with." Mr. Whittaker is "Director of Service Programming" at Buckhead and he is on the creative sermon team for Andy Stanley.

http://www.buckheadchurch.org/
http://www.northpoint.org/

Ok class, you seen those two websites. What is missing? What extremely important 'confession' is missing from those homepages? Is the name of any particular Savior missing entirely? What does that congregation emphasize to world instead?

Based on what they show to the world, assess what appears to be more important to that congregation: music concerts or Christ.

No wonder Ski wanted the big screen and subwoofers.


+Diet O. Worms

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GJ - Somewhere on the Northpoint Babtist Church websty there is a page opposing infant baptism. The WELS workers going to Drive 09 are saying by their attendance and fees, "We agree. Infants cannot believe and baptism is just an ordinance to be obeyed by man." As Ski observed ecstatically at Drive 08, they worship with the Babtists.