Thursday, April 23, 2009

Theological Readings for the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock



Ski is so busy that he has an assistant Twitter for him: Katie Strandlund.

kstrandlund RT @flowerdust: In better news...get Mad Church Disease for $11.99 from Catalyst. Currently cheaper than Amazon! http://tinyurl.com/dkyvrn
about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck


Wayne Mueller's cow wandered into this story.


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Theological Readings for the Popcorn Cathedral of ...":

Better 'mad cow' picture

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pioneerwoman/1257253288/



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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Is That You, Katie?



Baby Bee needs to spell-check her rants.


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "We Love the Lies":

About Susan Boyle, and your posts in general. I have noticed that all too often you leave out whatever facts you want to make a point. I suppose any rediculous (sic) extremist would act the same way though, so why would one expect less from you?

She never said she did not have training. In fact, she has said many times that she started out furthering her education towards perfomance arts, but due to family situations, she left school to focus on those issues. Obviously, she held her family's well being as a higher priority than furthering her creativity and career at the time. Whether she has faith or not, that is the sort of behavior that should be inherent in all christian (sic) families, but unfortunately is pushed aside in this day and age. You should know, since you claim to be such a traditionalist.

Almost anyone can record their (sic) singing with any sort of chorus or instrumentals backing them up. All they need is the right people behind them, such as a church or those she knew via her, old but probably still there, ties to those who also are musically inclined. Does not mean she was ever given the chance to become a big hit.

Also, it is a sad fact that you acknowledge within yourself, vicariously through the tarnishing words towards this older woman, that you obviously hold a host of a show up on a pedestal and feel that he is not a human who can be spoken to freely, if one choses (sic). She has confidence, and has come to realize that Simon is not some godly untouchable being. For one who has no qualms about preaching his faith, you holding an entertainer up so high that you feel that when someone talks back to them that it obviously could not be real, should make you step back and re-evaluate the key points in your own life.

- Caitlin

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GJ - Sadly, Susan Boyle is a younger woman, from my perspective. She is about the same age as Simon, if everyone is telling the truth. From now on, I will believe every set-up on that show. Katie has informed me that I am wrong about everything, including show biz, so I need to repent.

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DK has left a new comment on your post "Is That You, Katie?":

Back when I used to tuter gradeschool kids and correct there papers more oftener than not I used to read kids writings who were in the 5th grade then but not anymore because they grew up but these 5th grader could have written better than Caitlin accept she's an adult in the workforce no less! Added to her poor spelling she's got terible sentance construction.

Muddled writing is evidence of muddled thinking.

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GJ - DK is a hoot. I was going to post a corrected version of his comment, because there were so many elementary mistakes in it. On the fifth or sixth one, I started to laugh. Great parody, DK. You pranked me.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Is That You, Katie?":

Have you talked to Katie? Or are you once again trying to present false assumptions as fact? Let me help you out, I highly doubt it is her (sic). She has many better things to do with her time than write comments on your blog.

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GJ - I assume you mean Katie the pricey executive assistant? Have you talked to her? Besides, I did not say it was the suffragen bishop at the Popcorn Cathedral. Of course, some might infer that. We have to assume, Anonymous, that you don't have anything better to do, since you are posting about something that does not concern you.

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Spel Czech has left a new comment on your post "Is That You, Katie?":

While we are on the topic of elementary mistakes...

"I was going to post a corrected version of his comment, because there were so (sic) elementary mistakes in it."

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GJ - Totally awesome, dude. I omitted one word. I make more mistakes than all of you put together, but that is because I publish more - and I sign my name.

PS - Someone has written (Anonymously, of course) to say he knows who Caitlin is. He wanted to pile on and make a bunch of anonymous accusations. Is this a father/daughter thing? If so, then the apple does not fall far from the tree.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "We Love the Lies":

We too enjoyed the Susan Boyle video immensely. But we need to remember that this "reality/audition" show is big business and there's no way they're going to let an unknown rank amateur on stage. Britain is too big to not screen the stage (maybe in A-town.)

Everyone on that stage has been screened by junior producers just like on the audition rounds of American Idol. Surely the judges are at least told "she's a ringer." Note Simon's questions ahead of her song which prop her up for a crash-and-burn failure. Those questions aren't asked of each act. As she walks on the stage, she uses an exaggerated swinging of the hips, undoubted encouraged by the goons offstage telling her to "sex it up a bit" and she carries through with the uncharacteristic "and that's just one side of me" embarrassing hip-swivel.

The big picture is that she'll get some time in the limelight and she'll sell a few albums. It's a nice story, but again, just more media manipulation.

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The endangered elephantbird is threatened by fresh air, purified water, and solar-powered yogurt factories.


  1. I shopped at Wal-Mart.
  2. I took the groceries home in plastic bags.
  3. I left the water on in the garden while we were shopping.
  4. I let the car idle extra long, with the AC on high.


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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "How I Celebrated Earth Day":

Ok, you have finally made Obama's watch list.

Drill Down with the Senior Management Team at Granger



Don't laugh. They trained The CORE staff. I love the lingo: "drill down, senior management team, do life."
$7500 for two days. Don't fail to miss this one.


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Administrative issues and decision-making

First Impressions and guest services

Creative brainstorming and planning

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Cost includes all meals and lodging.


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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Twitter Tattle-Tale: Ski and the Orlando Speakers":

$1500 is not that atypical for a two day conference.

You must be pretty insulated from the real world to be shocked by that figure.

(Liked the DeForest Kelly shot, though).

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GJ - Insulated? I fail to see the value. If I wanted to see how frambulators were made at AAA Auto Parts, or learn how they converted the Twinkies division from LIFO to FIFO accounting, that would be a bargain.

Denominational conferences are usually about $100, but these CG guys think they are far more valuable. They want 24 people to give them $1500 each. I doubt whether most congregations are that loaded this year.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Drill Down with the Senior Management Team at Gran...":

A fool and their money will soon be parted. Better yet if it is someone elses (sic) money.

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GJ - No kidding. Look at ex-SP Gurgel. He had the MilCraft estate, the Schwan loot, and Thrivent grants - and WELS still tumbled into insolvency during a time of prosperity. Gurgel has laid his consecrated and consecrating hands on Kudu Don Patterson, anointing him as the SP-in-Waiting.



Forensic accountants should offer a report on where the money went during the 14 Gurgel years. World Missions, Home Missions and Evangelism sent people routinely to Fuller Seminary. Home Missions paid for training at Willow Creek. Money was shoveled out the door while WELS shrank and went broke.


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Anonymous
has left a new comment on your post "Drill Down with the Senior Management Team at Gran...":

Pastors would straighten up and fly right very quickly if they had to really work a real job for a living. Sheltered from the realities of life they make no mistakes. They shift the responsibility to church members time and again. Instilling business acumen in them at a two day conference is sheer fantasy.

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GJ - Here is a comment from a retiring bishop who believed in the efficacy of the Word - "Those who enter the ministry late in life often leave again because of the way ministers are treated."

Members of a church can get away with worse behavior in their congregation than they can in higher education or work. As one funeral director mentioned to me, "Men who are miserable at work and miserable at home can take it out on the pastor, because he is a safe target."

I believe most ministers start out wanting to work hard, do well, and be faithful. However, members have a way of giving 1.5% and asking why the bills are not paid, overlooking the 8-10% giving by the pastor's family. And - if a pastor is active in doing those things people say are important, the bills actually increase, so they are picked over at each council meeting. I heard a group of men discuss how much chicken to order for 45 minutes straight.

The CG conference addicts are another story. WELS starts to brainwash the men in college, if not before. All the wrong people are held up as examples at the annual Church and Change bash at MLC. Faithful pastors and laity have been pilloried for decades by the loving Church Shrinkers.

The Sausage Factory is even worse, completely dominated by Fuller, Willow Creek, and Trinity Deerfield alumni. An ambitious young pastor is going to continue in the path set by his teachers for 8 years. Those suspected of conservatism have not been given vicars. Three WELS boards are 100% trained in Enthusiasm, so a significant chunk of pastors, officials, and professors point the new pastors in the wrong direction and get them money for addition career-enhancing brainwashing at Granger, Exponential, Church and Change, Willow Creek, Fuller, and Trinity Deerfield.

Ski is no different from a lot of WELS pastors. He is just too candid about it. The Shrinkers do blame all their problems on methods because trust in the Word has been trained out of them. Can anyone imagine going to Stanley's Baptist Church, Granger Community Church, and Catalyst (Stanley-Groeschel) and having a single Biblical thought left? Those guys are all show-biz, a topic I know nothing about, according to Katie.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Drill Down with the Senior Management Team at Gran...":

Pastor Jackson, your points are well taken. For the first time I begin to understand why WELS is such a mess.

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GJ - Enthusiasm in WELS is not new and definitely not hidden. Fred Adrian and Wally Oelhafen popped their corks when I criticized Church Growth and Fuller back in the 1980s.

The Church Shrinkers would gush about their ideology but deny it three times when pressed about details. The supreme example is David Valleskey in the Northwestern Lutheran and in the Quarterly, slobbering over Church Growth while denying he went to Fuller Seminary. So they made him the seminary president. When a sect is small and ultra-conformist, that creates a Reformation (on the bad side) without a vote, a meeting, or a study.

Sad to say, the typical WELs pastor is not trained to deal with doctrinal issues. The Doctrinal Pussycats represent that failing...flawlessly.



We appointed Valleskey to study Church Growth.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

We Love the Lies



Susan Boyle


Susan Boyle was presented by Simon Cowell as an 47 year-old, unemployed woman who needed her first chance to sing.

Her dialogue with Simon seemed carefully rehearsed. Stage-struck amateurs do not come across poised enough to mock the powerful host of a famous show.

We are supposed to believe that the panel had no idea she could really sing! They went from sour to ecstatic in seconds.

Now You Tube has registered 100 million hits on various versions of the performance.

Susan clearly had a polished, professional voice, completely in control - unlike their cell phone guy who sang opera. He was probably a real Cinderella, or Cinderfeller. I found his performance far more compelling because it was honestly done.

Susan recorded "Cry Me a River" 10 years ago with a full orchestra, so she was not exactly a newcomer, an amateur or a miraculous find.

I looked up her fan site, which lacks any real information, except the immediate present. Her voice is beautiful so I hope she does well. It appears that she tried in the past and her career did not take hold. I know someone like that in Hollywood. He became a minor star. Millions have seen him in movies like "The Fly" but he did not start any prairie fires, as Reagan used to say.

People enjoy lies. The lottery in every state is a lie. Social Security is the world's biggest Ponzi scheme, but no one puts Congress under house arrest, as poor Bernie Madoff is - in his penthouse. He made off with only $50 billion. Congress has America on the hook for trillions in unfunded liabilities.

America just elected a president with no history. He had quite a sordid history, but no one wanted to hear it. He foreshadowed Susan Boyle, arriving as something he was not. Now he has already done more damage on the domestic side and in foreign relations than Carter did in four years. The evil continues and grows.

Proof of Evolution




If you believe this happened spontaneously in six different European train stations, then you also believe in evolution.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Proof of Evolution":

Had you read the comment associated with the source video, you'd know it was rehearsed. The amazing thing is that it was only rehearsed twice.

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GJ - I need to be more obvious in the future. For this dance to have happened, a lot of planning was necessary, with each person doing his own part on time and in the right way. Most people see the planning needed in a few seconds.

Far more complicated is the sequence of a cut healing or the decomposition of organic material.

And yet the intellectual community would have us believe in evolution.

Exploiting the Tithe



Dr. Randy A. White and his ex-wife posed awkwardly for this photo. His sanctuary is facing foreclosure and loss of members.
Read about it here.

"Touted in 2004 by Church Growth Today as the nation’s second fastest-growing Christian congregation, the ministry took in as much as $40 million a year. But it has faced many hurdles in the past couple years. Among them: an ongoing U.S. Senate inquiry into its finances; the divorce of cofounders Randy and Paula White; and a dramatic drop in attendance."

Check this link for a video report.

On the webpage, look for the video on the upper right, about televangelists and athletes.

This false prosperity message can be found in abundance at Orlando - and also coming from such other works-salesmen as Joel Osteen.

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GJ - Watch similar mega-churches tank during this recession. Several years ago a huge Missouri congregation in Texas fell apart over the minister's flagrant adultery. The campus is now a prison. Up to that point, the minister was lauded and courted by synod officials - and then he lit out for Brazil, which has no extradition treaty with the USA.

Twitter Tattle-Tale:
Ski and the Orlando Speakers




Twitter is a way to send very short messages to people. One feature is the ability to follow someone, receiving his or her Tweets (messages) - as they are called.

Some of us were speculating that Ski and other nominal Lutherans were down at the Orlando CG Lollapalooza called Exponential. A trip to Disney World is not in my budget so I looked up the parsons being followed by Ski and matched them up with their bios for Exponential.

A pattern emerges as one meditates on the people being followed by Ski:


Mark Batterson - Mark serves as lead pastor of National Community Church in Washington, DC. NCC was recognized as one of the 25 Most Innovative Churches in America by Outreach Magazine in 2008. One church with eight services in four locations, NCC is focused on reaching emerging generations. 73% of NCCers are single twenty-somethings and 70% come from an unchurched or dechurched background. The vision of NCC is to meet in movie theaters at metro stops throughout the metro DC area. NCC also owns and operates the largest coffeehouse on Capitol Hill. In 2008, Ebenezers was recognized as the #1 coffeehouse in the metro DC area by AOL CityGuide. Mark has two Masters Degrees from Trinity Evangelical Divinity School in Chicago, Illinois. He is the author of a best-selling book, In a Pit with a Lion on a Snowy Day. And he is a daily blogger @ www.markbatterson.com. Mark is married to Lora and they live on Capitol Hill with their three children: Parker, Summer, and Josiah.

Andy Stanley - On Ski's list but not at Orlando? Are they nuts?

Mark Jeske - He will soon be at Orlando: count on it. Mark is one of the kingpins of Church and Change.

Brittney Spears - She is not speaking. Most of the exceptions are sports figures while Brittney is a sporting figure.

The Indicators - They are the group brought up for the website party. They do not follow many people but they do follow Ski and Katie.

Groeschel via Swerve - Craig is the founding and senior pastor of LifeChurch.tv. Craig, his wife, Amy, and their six children live in the Edmond, Oklahoma, area where LifeChurch.tv began in 1996. Craig's creative leadership skills are changing the way church is done worldwide. Under his leadership, LifeChurch.tv has become one of the country's first multi-campus churches, with over fifty weekend worship experiences at thirteen different locations throughout the United States. Craig and Bobby Gruenewald write daily blog posts. You can participate in this blogging community at swerve.lifechurch.tv.

Catalyst Leader - Catalyst is the joint event hosted by Groeschel and Stanley.

Mark Driscoll - Not at Orlando? Maybe he has his own AmWay conferences going. Most of the participants at Orlando have their own gatherings, so Orlando is a great way for the wolves to network.

Jon Ruddat - He is a WELS pastor in Appleton and utterly devoted to Church and Change.



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Here is Katie's Tweet on something inspirational from Granger Community Church:

read this post from @MarkLWaltz.-some good toughts on the usefulness of twitter. how can we leverage it 4 the Kingdom? http://bit.ly/2lIW4U
about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck


Mark is at Granger Community Church, where Ski and Katie studied/worshiped to get The CORE going.

Granger offers a two-day training event with its management team. The cost is a mere $1500.



Fifteen hundred bucks for two days at Granger?!


Does anyone wonder how many millions have been squandered training WELS church workers at schools of Enthusiasm and synagogues of Satan? The BHM used to send pastors to Willow Creek - your offering dollars at work.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Twitter Tattle-Tale: Ski and the Orlando Speakers":

Correction: John Ruddat is not a pastor. He is a staff minister at St. Matthew, Appleton. St. Matthew is, however, deeply in love with Ski.

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GJ - Mea maxima culpa. Thanks to Larry Olson (DMin, Fuller) no one knows the difference anymore. Everyone is a minister at Martin Luther College, too. And the male teachers are still ordained?

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Anonymous
has left a new comment on your post "Drill Down with the Senior Management Team at Gran...":

Pastors would straighten up and fly right very quickly if they had to really work a real job for a living. Sheltered from the realities of life they make no mistakes. They shift the responsibility to church members time and again. Instilling business acumen in them at a two day conference is sheer fantasy.

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GJ - Here is a comment from a retiring bishop who believed in the efficacy of the Word - "Those who enter the ministry late in life often leave again because of the way ministers are treated."

Members of a church can get away with worse behavior in their congregation than they can in higher education or work. As one funeral director mentioned to me, "Men who are miserable at work and miserable at home can take it out on the pastor, because he is a safe target."

I believe most ministers start out wanting to work hard, do well, and be faithful. However, members have a way of giving 1.5% and asking why the bills are not paid, overlooking the 8-10% giving by the pastor's family. And - if a pastor is active in doing those things people say are important, the bills actually increase, so they are picked over at each council meeting. I heard a group of men discuss how much chicken to order for 45 minutes straight.

The CG conference addicts are another story. WELS starts to brainwash the men in college, if not before. All the wrong people are held up as examples at the annual Church and Change bash at MLC. Faithful pastors and laity have been pilloried for decades by the loving Church Shrinkers.

The Sausage Factory is even worse, completely dominated by Fuller, Willow Creek, and Trinity Deerfield alumni. An ambitious young pastor is going to continue in the path set by his teachers for 8 years. Those suspected of conservatism have not been given vicars. Three WELS boards are 100% trained in Enthusiasm, so a significant chunk of pastors, officials, and professors point the new pastors in the wrong direction and get them money for addition career-enhancing brainwashing at Granger, Exponential, Church and Change, Willow Creek, Fuller, and Trinity Deerfield.

Ski is no different from a lot of WELS pastors. He is just too candid about it. The Shrinkers do blame all their problems on methods because trust in the Word has been trained out of them. Can anyone imagine going to Stanley's Baptist Church, Granger Community Church, and Catalyst (Stanley-Groeschel) and having a single Biblical thought left? Those guys are all show-biz, a topic I know nothing about, according to Katie.

Awesome


Sermon Dishonesty



Busta Gut began his descent when his well-meaning parents
gave him his first guitar.


The corrosive effects of Church and Change become especially clear when anyone discusses the Sunday service.

The Church Growth Movement among Lutherans (ELCA, WELS, LCMS, ELS, CLC) began and continues as an exercise in copying. Waldo Werning was famous for copying, verbatim, pages from his CG mentors. Kent Hunter, another Missouri pastor, simply channeled the idiocy from Fuller Seminary, where he picked up a DMin.

The elderly Church Shrinkers in WELS--Valleskey, Bivens, Kelm--often copied directly from Fuller and acted as if they were "creative" and filled with new insights. One WELS pastor said to me, "We used to think Kelm had all these great new ideas. We found out they were all copied from Fuller."

Enthusisasts separate the work of the Holy Spirit from the Word, so they do not attribute efficacy to the Word. Kelm, Huebner, Bruce Becker, Bivens, and Valleskey all say that in varying degrees of mockery.

Because Enthusiasts give no credit to the Word, they frantically try to generate efficacy in their own style, personality cult, drama, or aura of entertainment. The Lutherans see huge crowds, but they fail to discern that these crowds are mostly jaded members who want to be tickled and appeased. The charismatic speakers aped by the Lutheran false teachers provide a fake intimacy for their audiences, telling people about their personal woes and shortcomings. They preach themselves and not Christ crucified.

This fakery works so well in the Age of Apostasy that the Lutheran wolves copy Hybels, Groeschel, Stanley, Driscoll, and the Granger gang. People can find ELCA pastors saying exactly what WELS and Missouri pastors are preaching, to stretch the meaning of the term, because they are also trooping off to Exponential in Orlando, Florida. They are also buying or copying sermons. The apish pastors are all too busy making members needlessly busy to do the one thing needful. (Luke 10:42)

That is also why the most ardent CG pastors turn into burn-out atheists. Satan eventually takes away the scales and lets them see his side of the story. The false teachers could repent and believe again, but often they become evangelistic about what they no longer believe. The various District Presidents and circuit pastors are guilty for doing nothing about this. So are the seminaries for teaching this garbage. Fellow pastors and laity also have an obligation to confront false teaching for what it is.

KJV 2 Thessalonians 2:5 Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things? 6 And now ye know what withholdeth that he might be revealed in his time. 7 For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way. 8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the
brightness of his coming: 9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, 10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

11 And for this cause God shall send them
strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: 12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.



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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Sermon Dishonesty":

>>"People can find ELCA pastors saying exactly what WELS and Missouri pastors are preaching, to stretch the meaning of the term, because they are also trooping off to Exponential in Orlando, Florida. They are also buying or copying sermons. The apish pastors are all too busy making members needlessly busy to do the one thing needful. (Luke 10:42)>>

So what you are saying, is that in the end, there is really no difference in what ELCA teaches and all of the other Lutherans because of what is being preached on Sundays? We in WELS believe in closed communion. We believe in Biblical Fellowship practices. We believe that God's Word is really true and not full of errors. Umm, we believe in, umm lots of things that THOSE LIBERALS scoff at!

How dare you suggest that we are not different! Are you saying that by subscribing to the Augsberg Confession (UAC 1580), which ELCA does too, is putting us in the same boat? Why I never!

If what we say we believe isn't enough to distinguish us, then I don't know what is! So what if the sermon is the same. Maybe it's all just good homoletics. I hear pastors copying Luther all the time. Well, I used to, but that's beside the point! It's the heart of worship that matters isn't it? After all we can't just be happy in the Lord?

WE would never Fellowship without coming to agreement in our doctrine, so it just can't be true that we are the same.

I think we're not, I think we're not..........

Photos From the Debut of the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock



Rock and Roll goes better with Coke. First official service.



Rock and Roll CORE-Us.



A wireless mike allows for greater movement
on the performance stage.



His Grace, The Right Reverend Ron Ash, Top Dog at Church and Chicanery. "He has been a promoter of creating innovative ministries
for a changing world."



The Craig Groeschel series of sermons is called Urban Legends. May 30, 2008. General. Young Adults (19 - 30) Add to Favorites. God Wants You Happy. 2 Timothy 2:4-2:5 (NIV, NIRV, TNIV, KJV) Sermon Series: Urban Legends
You will hear people talk about this. You will hear it on TV today with TV preachers. You’ll read books about it, and you will hear it over and over and over again, and it is a message that feels very good. Here is the urban legend.


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Anonymousy has left a new comment on your post "Photos From the Debut of the Popcorn Cathedral of ...":

Odd, Greg.

I don't seem to see you in any of those pictures. It must be my imagination, but it almost seems like you weren't there.

Nice to see that you were present in order to have a first-hand account of events.

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GJ - Odd, Joe. I did not see your photo, so how would you know?

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Photos From the Debut of the Popcorn Cathedral of ...":

Is there any audio or video footage so we can hear what was preached? Seems like that would be something the CORE would want to post on their website, like many other churches do.

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GJ - Others have been just as curious. The CORE portrays itself as evangelistic but it has no message. Two full-time employees blog less in two weeks than I do in one morning. The Groeschel sermon themes are posted, but no text, no audio, and no video.

Ichabod Most Read, Least Quoted:
Reformed Blog Breaks Drought



Francis Turretin, Calvinist.


UPDATE: In view of an amusing post at Ichabod, I've updated the post above a bit further (link).

His post is Plunder the Philistines or Join Them?

I have no idea how the readership here compares to any other blog, but I have noticed a lot of reactions to posts. Information and photos disappear faster than money in a Church Growth project.

Lutherans show a surprising reluctance to address doctrinal issues. Several Lutheran bloggers pose as orthodox or confessional, but they have avoided confronting the apostasy around them. Doctrinal lapdogs enjoy treats and snacks from their liberal pals. And the heretics love to hear their winsome pets snapping and snarling at the orthodox.

Few Protestants will dare to mention the Antichrist. According to WELS history, Wisconsin Lutheran College never hosted Archbishop Weakland and a bevy of priests for a round of public lectures. Like many scandals, that one was so bad that it became a non-event. All the pastors and Doctrinal Pussycats were on vacation, so they did not respond.

Anticipated Budget Shortfall Widens.
WELS Members Evacuate


WELS created an odd juxtaposition with the two headlines listed above, from their Together email

Congregation Mission Offerings (CMO)—given by congregations for the synod's collective ministry—were $3.76 million for the quarter, down nearly 14 percent from the same quarter last year. Some of the difference may be due to the timing of Easter, which occurred in March last year. Foundation grants and gifts from individuals are also down dramatically.


As one person told me, "No matter what has been cut lately, they have to go back and cut even more the next week."

The part I marked in lavender is especially telling. As I predicted, extra money from the wealthy and their foundations is drying up. If the trends continue, the story will be worse in a year.

Times are tough, even in Texas. I imagine that future safaris will be limited to the wild animal farm in Lubbock, or the local petting zoo.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Sermon Buying for Bizzy Parsons:
WELS Is Not Alone in Cheating






GJ - Below is a critique of WELS Church and Change heroes. This one page should put the Conference of Pussycats to shame.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009


DEAD BREAD

The Scandal and Malnutrition of Sermons for Sale


By Pastor Jeffrey L. Whittaker



I remember sitting in a popular restaurant chain with some friends several years ago, when the waitress came to take our order. One of my friends, when asked what kind of dressing he wanted on his salad, abruptly stated to the startled server, “And I don’t want any ‘dead bread’ on my salad.” After letting the comment sink in, the sweet but stunned girl replied, “Oh, you mean croutons!” To which my friend simply nodded in confirmation.

That analogy has stuck with me all these years, and I remember it every time I order a salad that comes with “dead bread.” I actually don’t mind croutons that much, and have even purchased a bag when passing through the salad aisle at the supermarket. There are so many flavors now: herb, parmesan, bacon-ranch, etc; all so conveniently located that I just reach out and take them as I pass by while filling my cart. However, when applying my friend’s unflattering adjective to preaching, my heart is stirred over a phenomenon which has gripped America’s pulpits in recent years.

I recall opening my mail one morning some years ago and reading my first advertisement for “dead bread”:

“Pastors, are you too busy to spend hours of preparation on your sermons? Tired of feeling the stress of having to come up with original ideas week after week? If so, for just $199.95 you can have 52 weeks of quality sermons crafted by homiletical masters, complete with illustrations! Your congregation is guaranteed to be thrilled with the results or your money back!”

Could this be true? Are there people who actually do this?

My next encounter with the crouton crowd was at a breakfast meeting with a group of ministers when three men from the same “high church” tradition began comparing how their Easter season was going. I was stunned when each one began sharing from the exact same text, outline, illustrations, everything! They chided me for my naiveté and how I could expect to come up with fresh bread week after week after week. The last straw was when I found “sermon seed” in the back of my own former fellowship’s ministerial journal, giving even Pentecostal pastors a shortcut to perfectly prepared and portioned seasoned sermons.

Little did I realize that there was an entirely new “evangelical liturgy” which had been created in the name of pragmatic programming and church growth. There are many websites available to pastors across America (which I refuse to list here) where they can tap into high carbohydrate ministries by simply “clicking and shipping” a veritable supermarket of pre-prepared and pre-packaged food.

This truth was originally proclaimed (in type) in the account of God’s warning to Israel that He wanted them to gather fresh manna each morning, and that they were not to hoard up one crumb until the next day. They were supposed to learn that man does not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God (Deuteronomy 8). They failed to listen then, and the result was spoilage and worms instead of a miraculous manifestation of God’s power (Exodus 16). The Apostle Peter exhorted those of us who preach:


“If any man speak, let him speak as the oracles of God;” (1 Peter 4:11a)


We are to work, weep, and wrestle with the Holy Spirit, allowing Him to bring forth a fresh revelation of God’s mind and heart to His people DAILY. Today, all the over-worked and under-prayed pastor/CEO needs to do is click, ship, and unwrap the moldy manna, and sprinkle it liberally into the gaping mouths and itching ears of their “flock” (of pigeons not sheep).

Am I being too harsh? Please allow me to illustrate using the very words of some of the most successful ministry marketers and program exporters in America.


Bill Hybels' Self Feeders <==Parlow and Trapp hero.

Bill Hybels, pastor of the world-famous Willow Creek church in suburban Chicago, after taking an internal survey of his membership, was forced to admit in a recent statement that,

“I got the wake-up call of my adult life… parts of the data just ruined my day. That (“Reveal Now”) survey just rocked my world. Some of the stuff that we have put millions of dollars in, thinking it would really help our people grow and develop spiritually; when the data actually came back, it wasn’t helping people that much.”

Pastor Hybels has been regarded as one of the foremost church growth gurus, having elevated drawing a crowd to both a science and an art. Thousands of pastors and churches have subscribed to the Willow Creek Association sermons, skits, and music; all with the hope of exponential increase in attendance. In addition to his initial confession, pastor Hybels continued by stating,


“[The unsaved “pre-christians”] were giving us 9s [out of 10 on their survey].”
“When we got to growing Christians, the scores began going down. And then we get to fully devoted followers of Christ, and the scores got scarily low…. That really bothers me.”
“A lot of people in this category said that they’re not being fed… they want more of the meat of the Word of God…. That’s hard for me to hear.”
“We’ve made a mistake…. We should have started telling people and teaching people that they have to take responsibility to become self-feeders.” [emphasis added]


Isn’t it sadly ironic that the unregenerate audiences give Pastor Hybels his highest marks because his services are so “friendly” to them; but those who identify themselves as true followers of Christ are leaving hungry? Hybels laments that the problem is that the people are not learning to take responsibility for feeding themselves!


Mark Beeson's Self Feeders <==Ski and his assistant studied/worshiped at Granger.

This sentiment was parroted in a similar rant by Pastor Mark Beeson of Granger Community Church in Granger, Indiana, who experienced a similar rude awakening at the hands of his own congregation’s “reveal now” survey. Mind you, these numbers are attributed to “Christ followers” in the words of Beeson, and not to unconverted “men on the street.”


47% do not believe in salvation by grace,
57% do not believe in the authority of the Bible,
56% do not believe that Jesus is the only way to eternal life,
41% do not believe that God is personally involved in their daily life, and
71% don’t believe that a Christian should live a sacrificial life, instead of being driven by the pursuit of material things.

Listen to the evaluation of this nationally known purveyor of mass marketed spiritual croutons.

“Let me tell you something that the survey revealed, the people of Granger Community Church simply do not have a Biblical worldview…. We don’t know how to feed ourselves; we just don’t have any idea… The majority of Christ followers of this church said that the number one barrier to growth is that it is not a high priority to you… it’s just not really important. In case you have forgotten, you are the leaders."

See how he shifts the blame onto the 6,000 members? What is his solution to this travesty?

“We’re going to increase the length of our weekend services, just a little bit… We are not going to try and hold that [“real ministry”] experience to Thursday night; it will be on the weekend with 6,000 people. We’re not going to stop teaching, but we’re going to add to that the experience of the risen Christ… We’re going to program for it, and it’s going to take an extra two or three minutes.”

That long eh? They are also planning to…

“Add adequate transition time between services to enhance the guest experience… Give 45 minutes between services so that guests, they don’t have to fight, scream, and hate people when they’re parking their car.” [all emphases added]

Do you see the absolute blindness and directional destitution created by a steady diet of “dead bread”? Granger, by the way, has become infamous for very deliciously sprinkled sermon series based upon spandex, R-rated movies, immoral television shows, and many other elements of the fallen pop culture (www.gccwired.com). He also boasts new church plants using local movie theaters where the audience can sit in comfort and watch a prepackaged church service from beginning to end via video, with one of the main drawing cards being popcorn and cup holders!

If these pastors want their surveys to reflect a truly healthy church “body,” then they must feed it Manna and not Madonna. Unfortunately, they would then risk losing their customers who thrive on such apostate appetizers, thus reducing the impressive attendance figures which they routinely use to validate their “success”! Douglas M. White wrote in his inspiring book, The Excellence of Exposition (Loizeaux Brothers Pub. Neptune, New Jersey, 1977),

“A modern congregation is not disposed to show any depth of appreciation for exposition. Again, we are forced to acknowledge the correctness of the indictment. At the same time, this lack of knowledge is largely due to the fact that the pulpit has failed to instruct the people and thereby stimulate such an interest and desire for Biblical knowledge and understanding.” (p. 42) [emphasis added]

The Prophet Amos put it another way in the eighth chapter of his oracle when he wrote,


“11 Behold, the days come, saith the Lord GOD, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the LORD: 12 And they shall wander from sea to sea, and from the north even to the east, they shall run to and fro to seek the word of the LORD, and shall not find it.”


Churches built upon this malnourished diet of “dead bread” instead of the living Word of God continue to resort to the very thing that led to their famine… more surveys and opinion polls. Dead bread for dead flesh; with no power to nourish or save, no matter how much is consumed. The Apostle Paul urged the young pastor, Timothy,


“If thou put the brethren in remembrance of these things, thou shalt be a good minister of Jesus Christ, nourished up in the words of faith and of good doctrine, whereunto thou hast attained.”
(1 Timothy 4:6)


He would later plead with the young pastor,


"I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine. For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;” (2 Timothy 4:1-3)


The Apostle Peter also had a similar warning to the young preachers under his leadership.


“Feed the flock of God which is among you, taking the oversight thereof, not by constraint, but willingly; not for filthy lucre, but of a ready mind;”
(1 Peter 5:2a)


Peter didn’t scold the sheep for unfavorable survey numbers, but instead demanded that the shepherds “take the oversight thereof,” leading the church to green pastures filled with the life-giving Word of God! Sheep will eat what is put before them, so the wise preacher must lead the flock to hot, fresh bread instead of mass-produced, dried up garnishes.

Dr. H. Jeffs stated in his famous work, The Art of Exposition (Pilgrim Press, Boston, 1910),

“The Bible is the preacher’s book and the preacher’s glory. Bible exposition is the preacher’s main business. If he cannot or will not expound the Bible, what right has he in any pulpit? He is a cumberer of the ground that might be occupied by a fruit-bearing and soul-nourishing tree. If he does not expound the Bible, what else is there for him to do? He may deliver addresses out of his own head on any subject that occurs to him, and may do it well, but why do it in the pulpit? Is it his own gospel, or has he a gospel that can just as well be preached without the Bible, as with it? He is presumably a preacher of a Christian church, but there would have been no Christian church today if there had been no Bible…. Humanity that has once known the Bible will turn away, after the novelty has worn off, from every flashy substitute for the Bible that our modern Athenians push as the latest thing in the spiritual market.” (Ibid, p.35)

To be charitable, I do believe that many such spiritual restaurateurs are offering their bite-sized gospel because they truly do want to “meet the consumers where they are.” But it must be realized that true conversion is a miracle that can be performed only by the Holy Spirit Himself, and the only thing given to the church through which this miracle can take place is His Inspired Word!


“For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.”
(Hebrews 4:12)


When the church proclaims God’s Word instead of its own ideas of cultural relevance, then true saving faith can come! (Romans 10:17) The God of Israel is, however, raising up a generation of passionate lovers of eternal Truth who will not be intimidated nor seduced by these prophets of pragmatism, and who will give fallen humanity what they need, instead of what they want!

Our Lord Jesus gives us such an example of His strong and uncompromising leadership in The Gospel of John, chapter 6. After feeding a crowd of 5,000 men, He then turns around the very next day (not after months or years of stringing them along in a spiritual “bait and switch” routine) and challenges their motives; changing the menu from fish and chips to His flesh and blood. The horrified clientele became offended and decided to find another establishment more to their particular tastes and liking.

Once again the words of Paul ring through the centuries, calling the preacher to this deeper quest:


Till I come, give attendance to reading, to exhortation, to doctrine. Neglect not the gift that is in thee, which was given thee by prophecy, with the laying on of the hands of the presbytery. Meditate upon these things; give thyself wholly to them; that thy profiting may appear to all. Take heed unto thyself, and unto the doctrine; continue in them: for in doing this thou shalt both save thyself, and them that hear thee.
(1 Timothy 4:13-16)


When men and women of God labor over the hot oven of prayerful preparation, they are the first to taste the fruits of their labor. I always say that the first sinner to the altar each week is me, due to being confronted with the Lord’s divine demands repeatedly throughout my preparations. Perhaps we would see less moral failure and spiritual shallowness in both the pulpit and the pew if the first priority became the deep searching out of Truth and doctrine, instead of making sure all the smoke and mirrors were ready for the next dinner show. We are called to give the “sincere milk” and “strong meat” of the Word, not to merely click on the notes of someone else’s “30 days of this” or “40 days of that” in the hope of packin’ ‘em in.

They need the cross… we give them croutons. There is much idolatry to answer for from the pulpit to the pew, as well as within the front offices of number-crunching denominational bureaucrats.

Is there any hope? Oh yes! God is on the throne and has the situation well in hand. In the Book of Ruth we read of a time of famine in Israel, much like the conditions spoken of by Amos. However, after a long ten year exile in Moab, Naomi “arose with her daughters-in-law, that she might return from the country of Moab: for she had heard in the country of Moab how that the LORD had visited his people in giving them bread” (Ruth 1:6). After returning, Naomi (who had taken the name “bitter” while in exile) introduced her daughter-in-law, Ruth, to a redeemer who would bring her into the very bloodline of the Messiah and Savior of the world, Jesus!

When the spiritual exiles and pretenders who have been surviving on the crumbs and croutons of Moabite menus hear that there is freshly baked bread in the Father’s promised land, they will seek out its source and usher in a new season of fruitfulness! Let us all strive to stay true to His call, and to honor His eternal Word! Bon Appetit!


The Truth:

"Wherefore do ye spend money for that which is not bread?" (Isaiah 55:2a)

The Other WELS Pastoral Conference:
Orlando, Florida



"I got this great evangelism idea for Easter Sunday
at Exponential last year."
SP-in-Waiting Don Patterson organized a bunch of WELS workers in 2008 to attend Exponential together. Soon Stetzer was booked for Church and Change in November of 2009.



Exponential 09 is in full swing now. My Facebook buddy Ed Stetzer is speaking there.

So is Craig Groeschel, Ski's favorite sermon writer. AND ALL KINDS OF NAMES ARE THERE THAT SKI AND THE ASSISTANT FOLLOW ON TWITTER....Batterson, Perry Noble, and more.

I was looking for the other battle-wagons of Church Growth, but the websty is a jumble.

I ran into The Story of Bruce. Motto - "They want to belong before they believe." So much for the Means of Grace, but as Valleskey claimed, Enthusiasts downplay the Means of Grace.

Willow Creek Association is there, offering a free two-year membership in WCA for new churches.

I think Harry Hagedorn should fly down there, if he hasn't already, and offer three years free in WELS. If the new mission is in the right place, like a theatre or mall, they won't know the difference anyway.

Blogs are here.

Willow Creek Association - Big Announcement


If you're planning on attending the Exponential Conference in Orlando this week (April 20-23), be sure to stop by the WCA table in the main lobby. This event will feature 3,000+ planting leaders gathered together in one place, but will also be the location of one of WCA's biggest announcements ever! Be sure to see us while you're there!

A doctor of divinity asked, "I wonder what the big announcement will be? John M Parlow to take over as new head of Willow Creek?"

Biggest Loser at St. Marcus



St. Marcus fat cat.


You must see it to believe it.

In other news:

Resignation

Davison, Mr Brian P St Marcus - Milwaukee WI 06/01/2009

He has been their staff minister of youth and outreach. He is also the lead singer for the rock band Koine.

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The link is already deleted. I did not save the PDF, but it was a contest to see who would lose the most weight at St. Marcus. Those guys are such a riot: wearing a Brett Favre jersey in the chancel, pimping a rock band, sending people to Babtist boot camp. Everyone should be so creative. They have already anticipated the good effects for Mother Earth, as reported on Drudge:

SCIENTISTS' ALERT: FATTIES CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING

Breaking News - Something Original on a Chicanery Websty



Everyone is waiting for the removal of the blashemous images of Christ on Tim's blog. Nothing has happened so far. He is too busy.


Tim Niedfeldt has left a new comment on your post "Mug Shots of the Junior Church and Chicaneries":

Greg,

I'm so glad your research continues to be so thorough. It speaks volumes about the validity of your accusations.

There is not one unoriginal, outsourced or borrowed graphic on the Victory of the Lamb website. All graphics are done by a single graphic artist who contributess all the graphics of the Victory website freely (With the one exception being the Showtime graphic on the front page. I created that one...I'm sure you can tell the difference in quality and originality)

Perhaps if you asked first I could have told you before you make false accusations. You do know that I created, maintain and host the Victory site, correct? Please address any further questions you might like to ask directly to me if you wanted to be factual about anything.

I'm sure you'll extend an apology for the misclassification of her work as being "copied". As she is an artist with high integrity, she only uses graphics she has photographed herself, created herself, is freely available or purchased the rights to use.

However if other churches would like to use them, I can discuss this with my graphic artist and we'd most likely welcome their use elsewhere. I would not presume to speak for her and perhaps a fee would be warranted for modifications or additional variations but certainly in the Lord's work who wouldn't share a graphic for the betterment of the Kingdom. Oh that's right, copyright trumps the spreading the Word in your world.

Tim "Felt Needs"

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GJ - I have seen this approach many times over from Lutheran apostates. They screech about something minor while ignoring false doctrine and blasphemy. I have identified many WELS Chicanery sites where the sermon titles and graphics, even the entire sermon, is copied from some big but goofy church.

Bible Babes and coveting a movie theatre - that says it all.

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Tim Niedfeldt has left a new comment on your post "Breaking News - Something Original on a Chicanery ...":

Greg,

I think you overrate your importance here. This "approach" is nothing more than it is. I only draw offense that you would call my/our graphics unoriginal

Again if you had done your research you would have found that the most recent theme was used by a number of churches throughout the synod for April. However we made our own graphics for it. It was better than the toddler picking a daisy in the meadow as I saw being used elsewhere. Talk about schwaermer...blehh. Oops.. that was at a nice traditional church that was using that one.

I fail to see the relevance of what other churches do compared to Victory's situation. I'm glad you can find sermon series on the web. However, our pastor writes his own sermons and picks our own music whether its a shared theme used by other churches in his circuit study group, national study group or his own sermon series. If you'd like I'll send you a worhip planning document the next one I get so you can see what we start with and what we end up with. I'll tell you now the upcoming VICTORY series is all ours. Keep coming back to check up on those graphics. Maybe some other churches want to borrow the sermon series...feel free.

Your characterizations about Bible Babes or renting a Theater for worship services are irrelevent. You have no firsthand knowledge or probably even secondhand knowledge about these groups and actions. There are only two pieces of real estate in this part of Franklin that can hold a group this size. We're in one of them now but close to capacity and we're moving to the other in two weeks. The theater is definitely a better place than our current "beer hall". I'd think you'd have had a bigger problem with a church that rents a facility that has a full bar, dart boards, and an actual disco ball than one that moves into a facility that is acoustically sound, pleasant to sit in, has clean bathrooms, and does not smell like last night's drunken wedding reception.

If you want the truth we have been trying to arrange getting into that theater for over 2 years...far before Ski even left St. Marcus. Perhaps he got the idea from Victory all along? Perhaps you can weave some grand conspiracy in how Pastor Ben gave Ski the idea to try for a theater in Appleton and got him a call to Appleton just so Pastor Ben could preach his sermon themes at St. Marcus in Ski's place as he has been doing the last 6 months. I can't wait to see how the story develops.

Arguing on Ichabod for the truth is like encouraging democrats to refrain from spending. Why would anyone talk about false doctrine or blasphemy here. As if this were some high brow theological discussion site. This blog is nothing but false doctrine and blasphemy anyway but its your right to spew it so ..spew away. I would be disappointed if any clergy wasted time here out of their duties to be here challenging you. That is not their calling. If I see a grossly mistated fact I am happy to comment. Otherwise the rest of the stuff here is not worth commenting on no matter what you call it.

By the way, who is "everyone" who's waiting for those images to be removed? Have I missed some overwhelming outcry? I admit I was in Florida for a week and I haven't been paying attention for awhile. Brett Meyer is the only one to visit to say a word. For all I know he may be the only one to visit. Brett is "everybody" now? Is there anything you can't generalize about?

I'll make you a deal, you remove all the blasphemy from your blog and I'll remove the blasphemy from mine.

Tim "Felt Needs"

Tholuck, Halle University, and Hoenecke - in FIC



Hoenecke's Dogmatics are on sale from NPH.



The Halle University and Professor Tholuck connection are essential for understanding the UOJ grip on WELS.


Remembering our leaders: Dr. Adolf Hoenecke

For more than 40 years, Dr. Adolf Hoenecke was our synod's spiritual leader. Through his work our synod found its way to biblical, confessional Lutheranism.


Author: James C. Danell, Jr.


A century ago, the readers of the Gemeindeblatt, the first version of Forward in Christ, received the following news, “A heavy blow has struck our synod. After a short illness, it has pleased the Lord of life and death to call our dear, longtime Professor, Dr. A. Hoenecke, from time into eternity.” Of course, it was in German. At the time we were still a German-speaking church body.

For more than 40 years, Dr. Hoenecke was our synod’s spiritual leader. When the synod was only 13 years old and still drifting doctrinally, the Lord of the church sent us a theologian. At the time he was only 28 years old, but through his work our synod found its way to biblical, confessional Lutheranism.

God makes Hoenecke a Christian theologian

Adolf Hoenecke was born on Feb. 25, 1835, about 60 miles southwest of Berlin, Germany. Neither his family nor his country was very religious. After finishing high school, he had absolutely no idea what he wanted to do. But a chance meeting changed his life and set in motion events that would bring great blessing to our synod. Hoenecke was a frail young man. While at the home of a friend, the music director from his school pointed to a healthy-looking pastor and said, “Look Adolf! Become a pastor and you will have it good.” That was enough for Hoenecke. He enrolled at the University of Halle to study theology.

While at Halle, the young Hoenecke met Dr. August Tholuck. Dr. Tholuck did many things for his young student. The most important, however, was that he told Hoenecke about his Savior Jesus Christ. The Holy Spirit used the gospel witness of this professor to make Hoenecke a Christian.

Other things during these college years brought Hoenecke to our synod. One was his extreme poverty. Hoenecke had to pay for his own education. He did it by participating in academic competitions to win meals and by taking charity from Dr. Tholuck. After finishing his undergraduate studies, Tholuck wanted Hoenecke to become a university professor. That, however, required further education and money! Adolf couldn’t bring himself to do it. Three years of begging had been enough.

But training doesn’t only come from university study. Hoenecke needed more training in confessional Lutheranism. Since the Prussian state church had more pastors than it needed, Hoenecke moved to Switzerland where he became a private tutor. There Hoenecke had time to immerse himself in a continued study of Holy Scripture and Lutheran doctrine. As he studied on his own, the Holy Spirit turned Hoenecke into a university-trained, confessional Lutheran theologian, who knew the biblical languages, Latin, and the dogmaticians (teachers of doctrine).

God brings Hoenecke to America

In 1863 the Holy Spirit called Hoenecke to the Wisconsin Synod through the Prussian state church’s call for missionaries to America. Hoenecke was assigned to a tiny congregation a few miles south of Watertown, Wis. Again, Hoenecke had time. He continued his intensive study of Scripture and confessional Lutheran theology.

Serving the congregation in Wisconsin also brought Hoenecke into regular contact with our synod’s president, Pastor Johannes Bading. President Bading immediately recognized Hoenecke’s gifts, and in 1864 Hoenecke was elected secretary of the Wisconsin Synod.

God makes Hoenecke a leader

Hoenecke’s first leadership task was difficult. Since its founding, the Wisconsin Synod had been heavily involved with mission societies in Germany that were often Lutheran in name only. These societies supplied the synod’s congregations with almost all their pastors and much of the money needed to operate a church body. But the doctrinal position of these mission societies created tension. Should the synod continue to depend on the money and manpower supplied by the mission societies or make it clear that it could not accept the watered-down theology? The synod knew it had to give a clear biblical confession and cut all ties to these groups. It asked Hoenecke to handle the difficult correspondence.

Two years later, Hoenecke, at 31 years of age, became a professor of theology at our young seminary. Beginning in 1866 and for 33 of the next 41 years, Hoenecke taught dogmatics to 80 percent of all the pastors entering the public ministry of the synod. During those years Hoenecke also trained pastors in preaching, pastoral theology, and proper Bible interpretation. The laypeople of our synod received training in Bible doctrine from Hoenecke as well, since he also served as the editor of the synod’s newspaper. In addition, Hoenecke served the synod through the doctrinal essays he presented at the majority of the yearly synod conventions between 1869 and 1878.

But his contribution did not end there. His influence was evident in the doctrinal issues that arose with other synods. In 1867 prominent members of the Iowa Synod suggested that some points of Bible doctrine should be left as questions open to different opinions. “They would have bagged us as adherents to their position . . . ,” one biographer wrote, “if Hoenecke, together with a few pastors, had not stepped in to oppose them very politely but resolutely and victoriously.”

During those same years Hoenecke continued to guide the synod to a clear, biblical doctrine and practice in matters of church fellowship. The newly forming General Council was a group of confessionally minded Lutherans in the eastern third of the United States. Their printed public confession seemed promising, but it was not being carried out in practice. Instead of joining the General Council, Hoenecke led the synod into membership in the Synodical Conference, a fellowship of confessional Lutherans whose doctrine and practice were biblical.

God makes Hoenecke reliable in controversy

Early on, however, some may have doubted the move toward the Synodical Conference. A doctrinal controversy soon erupted among the members of the conference. It was called the election controversy, and at stake was the central biblical truth of salvation by grace. At its 1882 convention, our synod needed to take a doctrinal stand. It called on its teacher, Professor Hoenecke. Clearly, simply, and succinctly he presented what the Bible taught about election. Looking back, a later seminary professor said, “Humanly speaking, our synod might well have been torn apart if Hoenecke’s theology—not outwardly dazzling, but strong because it was Lutheran to the core—had not held us together.”

Some 20 years later the groups involved in the original election controversy would take up the question again. Once more it would be Hoenecke who would help the Wisconsin Synod see that the basic problem was one of proper Bible interpretation. Through a series of articles in the seminary’s new theological journal, the Theologische Quartalschrift, Hoenecke laid out the biblical principles of Scripture interpretation that helped guide our synod in the doctrinal struggles that followed his death on Jan. 3, 1908.

As we remember the life and work of Dr. Adolf Hoenecke, we do so with gratitude to the Lord of the church for his gifts and his guidance these many years.

James Danell, a professor at Martin Luther College, New Ulm, Minnesota, is a member at St. John, New Ulm, Minnesota.

Feb. 25, 1835 — Born 60 miles south of Berlin, Germany
1863 — Came to Wisconsin to serve as a pastor just south of Watertown
1864 — Elected secretary of the Wisconsin Synod
1866 — Became professor of theology at the synod’s seminary
1867–1908 — Helped guide the synod through various doctrinal controversies
Jan. 3, 1908 — Died in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin

Want to read more on Hoenecke’s biblical teachings? All four volumes of Evangelical Lutheran Dogmatics are now complete and available through Northwestern Publishing House, www.nph.net.

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GJ - A layman reminded me to look up this article. As it was loading, I thought about the chance of NPH being renamed Forward Lutherans in Publishing, so FLIP could rhyme with FIC.

Halle was the center of Pietism in Germany. There might be a few exceptions, but the Lutherans groups established in America were grounded in Pietism. The Muhlenberg tradition (General Synod, General Council, ULCA) came from Halle University. The Scandinavians (except the Happy Danes) were Pietists. Walther was converted by a Pietist and moved in Pietist circles in Berlin before coming over with Bishop Stephan.

The double-justification formula--so lovingly promoted by the Synodical Conference--was coined by George Christian Knapp before Walther was vomited on the shores of the Mississippi River. Knapp lectured for years, published his lectures in German, which were translated into English, 1831, and used extensively in America for 60 years plus.

More will be published on this in the next year or so.

I would like to thank FIC for offering an article on a respected theologian. Doubtless many readers would rather learn about a founder of WELS than a Latte Lutheran Church.

Mug Shots of the Junior Church and Chicaneries





Tim Felt-Needs has a blog and frequently posts in favor of Rock and Roll churches, Jeske's church, etc.




Click here for mug shots of the senior leaders of Church Shrinkage in the Wisconsin Synod.

The younger members of Church and Chicanery need to be recognized for their accomplishments, before they leave to join the Pentecostals, the Babtists, the Freedom From Religion Foundation, or The Love Shack staff.


Matt Doebler runs the Rock and Roll Church, which once had its own blog - manned by Joe Krohn. Little Rockers is the name of their children's group. Seriously, dude.



Doebler's assistant got her salary raised to $50k this year.



Check out the sermon series at Victory of the Lamb. The graphics are original but the mission plan is pure Church and Chicanery.

Bible Babes - is a women's Bible study and friendship group that meets every month at the Franklin Public Library. Women of all different backgrounds and life situations are invited. Childcare provided. Pastor Ben's wife, Sarah, leads the group.

Pastor Ben got himself a theatre:

From the get-go, we’ve prayed that our church would be a place where people could come as they are and meet their Savior. It’s in our mission statement even that we don’t want to just hunker down and wait for people to come to us, but we want to love people enough to meet them where they are. And to reach particularly unchurched people where they are…I don’t know, I think it’s hard to do any better than being in a movie theater. In fact, I think our opportunity to impact the community being at Showtime Cinema is at least as good as if we had our own building, and I even think probably better. God is giving us a huge opportunity in being able to worship at Showtime. I’m thankful to Him and to the folks there at the theater for working with us.


Rev. Kristen "administers the Means of Grace" at St. Andrews Lutheran Latte Church."Minister of Worship - Kristen Koepsell."



Rev. Randy Hunter







St. Andrew's features this graphic and sermon series. Canned? You bet - from Christian Answers - a decision theology website.


Congregation finds new way to share the gospel

One leadership, one vision, one plan for ministry, and one staff—but two church buildings. This is the new approach that St. Andrew, which now has sites in both Middleton and Waunakee, Wis., is trying to reach out to more people.

“[This multi-site approach] grew out of a vision that we gathered about three years ago now,” says Randy Hunter, pastor at St. Andrew. “We said, ‘We’re blessed with a new, beautiful facility, but we just know there are people that would never come here. So let’s get out of the building, go into the communities, and see if we can reach them in other ways.’ ”

After a two-year study, the congregation decided a satellite ministry might work. They also thought about different ways in which to present the gospel and came up with an approach that Hunter refers to as “casual about church; serious about God.”

“We studied our culture: its movement away from church and its movement toward community and the desire to get together at a café or a Starbucks,” says Hunter. “Our goal was to recreate that atmosphere and bring the gospel to it.”

St. Andrew looked at possibilities for its new satellite location, such as storefronts in area strip malls, but instead was able to acquire an existing church building.

The only problem was the interior didn’t match their “casual about church” approach. So the congregation hired a popular coffeehouse designer—coincidentally someone who didn’t attend church—and asked him to design the kind of place where he’d feel comfortable coming to hear about Jesus.

Hunter says the result looks and feels like a café, complete with chairs, couches, coffee tables, and coffee machines in the back. In the front of the room is a simple altar and a screen where Hunter’s prerecorded sermons are projected.

“After the sermon, the worship leader invites everyone to take a break, refresh their coffee, and get settled down in their chair or couch for a Bible study on the sermon text,” says Hunter. “If you think about what it would be like to have some people over to worship Jesus in your living room—that’s the atmosphere.”

Hunter says that approximately 50 to 60 people attend each week, many of whom had not been attending any church. “Several families are very interested in growing in the faith with us and partnering with us,” says Hunter. “We’re trying to keep it from becoming the thing that turned a lot of people away from church. We’re trying to provide a casual atmosphere where you’re free to talk about what this means to you and how it applies to your life. We get the chance to give the same teaching that we do in any church, but just in a different setting.”

Hunter says this new venture is a great addition to St. Andrew’s services in Middleton, which features a more traditional liturgical style. The congregation has a thriving music ministry—more than 150 musicians and soloists perform throughout the year. The congregation also reaches out to Middleton and surrounding communities through its school, where more than 60 percent of the students are nonmembers.

“The most important thing is determining what it is going to take to reach people that aren’t coming to us,” says Hunter. “Anything that isn’t unbiblical is fair game. Let’s just try it! It’s up to our churches to step up and see what we can do to get the gospel out there.”

For more information, visit www.st-andrew-online.org.


Ski and Rosebud, The CORE.



Like all the junior Chicaneries, Ski needs a full-time female assistant.



Pastor Tim Glende at St. Peter, Freedom, grew up in St. Paul's quasi-WELS Church in Columbus, where Floyd Luther Stolzenberg launched the Church Growth Movement. He and Ski have been buddies since MLS. Another Valleskey/Bivens duo?


The former DP of the Arizona-California District, WELS, kicked out pastors for such sins as criticizing Church Growth in the sect. No one has kicked out Gunn, whose doctrinal statements match CrossRoads (Evangelical Covenant) almost word for word.

Worship
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