Sunday, April 26, 2009

New Hope in Melbourne, Florida To Be Given the Left Foot of Fellowship



Not that New Hope Church in Melbourne, Florida.


Church giving 'great sex' sermons might get booted

MELBOURNE, Fla. – A church giving sermons about sex may have to find a new home. Brevard Public School District's risk-management department has threatened to boot New Hope Church out of Sherwood Elementary because of a worship series titled "Great Sex for You."

Church leaders mailed 25,000 fliers, asking residents "Is Your Sex Life A Bore?" The three-week program kicked off inside the school auditorium. Pastor Bruce Cadle had said the Christian church has been "shamefully silent" on the taboo topic.

Mark Langdorf, the director of risk management, says the mailers generated complaints, were not appropriate for elementary school children and shouldn't be used to advertise the sermon in the school.

Langdorf says the church's lease contract is under review.

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GJ - I can find a wealth of material for Church and Change to copy at the other New Hope websty:

our pastor
Bruce Cadle: Pastor Bruce's casual teaching style, real life illustrations and sense of humor will help you not only learn the Bible but also apply it to your daily life.

Bruce has been married to Valerie for thirty-two years. They have two children and five grandchildren.

Bruce is also the ultimate Cubs fan!

internet campus
Welcome to the Internet Campus of New Hope Church! This Campus exists to help unbelievers and believers become followers of Jesus Christ.

Our Internet Campus is not meant to be a replacement for attending New Hope in person, but it is a viable option any week that you are not able to attend our Melbourne Campus.

While you are here please:

1.Submit your Connection Card so we'll know you you attended our Internet Campus today.
2.Submit your prayer requests at the bottom of the connection card so our Prayer Team can pray for you.
3.Listen to our streaming sermons, or download an mp3.
4.Download an outline of the sermon so you can take notes that will help you apply the message to your life.
5.Use the Online Giving link to give your tithe or offering. The technology and manpower required to offer our Internet Campus is very expensive and can only be provided with the generous gifts from our church family.
6.Tell A Friend! Use the Tell a Friend link to invite someone you know would benefit from a specific message.
Thanks for visiting the Internet Campus of New Hope Church! Please return often!

small groups
The best way to grow spiritually is by spending time with other Christ followers. Our Small Groups meet every week to have fun together, grow together, learn together, pray together... Try out one of our groups this week!

Mon 6:30 PM Beachside led by Rusty and Kristy Stuart (321.777.5138) map
Mon 7 PM *Young Couples/Singles led by Pastor Luke (321.591.5905) map
Wed 10:30 AM Seniors led by Ralph McLaughlin
(321.327.4566) map
Wed 7 PM *North Melbourne at Brian Odaffer’s
(321.508.4853) map
Wed 7 PM *Prayer Team map
Wed 7 PM *Financial Peace University [get more info] map
Thu 7 PM Celebrate Recovery [get more info] map
Thu 7 PM Ladies Group at Judy Wirth's
(321.242.9965) map
* Nursery Provided

student ministry
New Hope is a cool place for teenagers!

Our Youth Group meets Sundays at 6PM at Club625. Your teenagers will discover God's purpose for their lives and experience God's power in their lives.

Internet Conversion by Making a Decision

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "New Hope in Melbourne, Florida To Be Given the Lef...":

Your readers can see for themselves with this post, GJ, how deceptive you really are. I hope the readers who think your on the up-and-up will finally have it sink in what kind of person you really are. Too bad they have never met you personally. It would take even less time for them to figure out what makes you tick.

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GJ - Someone has a bad case of the Mondays.

God Wants You To Copy Sermons from Rev. Craig Groeschel, United Methodist, Disciples of Christ




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GJ - Isn't Leonard Sweet a United Methodist?



Do you wonder why they all look alike? They have the same parents.


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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "God Wants You To Copy Sermons from Rev. Craig Groe...":

By all means we must comply with our Holy Mother Church.

""Polish Catholic church cracks down on copied sermons"

By Monika Scislowska (AP, April 25, 2008)

Warsaw, Poland - There's a new commandment for Polish priests: Thou shall not lift. The Roman Catholic Church in this nation has published a new book that tells priests how to find inspiration in already published sermons without breaking the law by lifting passages from them verbatim.

The book, "To Plagiarize or Not to Plagiarize?" is an attempt to set boundaries in the wake of pulpit plagiarism claims that have hit not just Catholic clerics in Poland but ministers from other Christian denominations in the United States.

Temptation is just the click of a mouse away as more and more churches post their sermons online, not to mention the availability of books and church-sponsored magazines that provide inspiration for sermons.

There is a thin line between drawing inspiration and lifting the text outright, said the Rev. Wieslaw Przyczyna, one of the book's editors.

In Charlotte, N.C., the Rev. E. Glenn Wagner, a former senior evangelical pastor at Calvary Church, admitted lifting parts of sermons and resigned in 2004. Also, the Rev. Robert Hamm, the former senior minister at the United Church of Christ in Keene, N.H., admitted to similar accusations and resigned the same year.

Paul Hasser of the Center for the Liturgy of St. Louis University in Missouri said he remembered seeing priests reading their Sunday sermons directly from a book when he was a boy.

"That bothered no one then," said Hasser, who runs the Center's sermon Web site.

But with the quick dissemination of sermons on the Internet, and the involvement of copyright law, times have changed.

Now, in Poland, a priest caught using a plagiarized sermon can face stiff fines or even as long as three years in prison, though no one has actually been charged or sentenced.

The concern about ensuring that priests follow a righteous path is what led to the publication of the church's book last month, said Przyczyna, who helped edit the 150-page text that is available to Poland's 28,000 priests for about $13.

Przyczyna, a sermon expert at Krakow's Pontifical Academy of Theology, told The Associated Press that existing sermons can be used _ "but according to rules" that forbid a word-for-word citation without properly acknowledging their source.

"You need to give a clear signal: The text is not mine," he said. "If priests lack this kind of sensitivity, they should at least be afraid of the law."

In Poland, he said more and more clergy and churchgoers have reported a "spreading problem" of the lifting of sermons, but no precise research has been done and exact figures are just guesses.

It is an issue that is particularly sensitive in this country of 38 million people, where more than 90 percent of the population is Catholic and many attend Sunday Mass. Priests enjoy great moral authority, especially in rural areas.

Przyczyna said that offending priests "were not aware" that "they were acting immorally and ignoring the copyright law" but "believed they were using the Church's public domain."

"Saying a sermon means bearing witness to one's own faith, and how can you do that using someone else's text?" he said. "It is falsehood creeping into the preaching of truth that God is."

Przyczyna recounted a recent encounter with a nun in Krakow who said she had stopped attending Masses by her favorite priest after he delivered _ word-for-word _ a sermon she'd seen on the Internet written by someone else.

Parishioners at another church _ suspecting their priest of plagiarizing _ attended Mass with their own copies of a sermon posted online for that specific Sunday.

When the priest delivered it verbatim, they met with him afterward and privately rebuked him for the plagiarism.

The concern is not just local. The Biblioteka Kaznodziejska, a bimonthly magazine that publishes sermons, was checking whether a Polish text offered for the February edition was actually a translation from the Rev. Raniero Cantalamessa, an aide to Pope Benedict XVI.

It's chief editor, the Rev. Maciej Kubiak, said that the people lifting sermons mostly have been young priests in cities who are Web-savvy but lack experience in speaking publicly.

"You see it in their approach to the Internet: You can draw freely from whatever is there," Kubiak said. "Preparing a sermon means an effort but you must be honest in it."

For others, though, the issue pales to other concerns, such as fighting poverty and spreading the faith.

"It sounds like tabloid news," Jozsef Szikora, president of the Association of Hungarian Catholic Journalists, told AP, adding he had not heard of any plagiarism among priests in his own country.

Przyczyna, though, hopes the book will increase awareness about plagiarism and cause priests to "be afraid and embarrassed" to speak someone else's words without due credit."

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http://www.wwrn.org/article.php?idd=28408&sec=4&con=46

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "God Wants You To Copy Sermons from Rev. Craig Groe...":

Will they copy Joel Osteen next?

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "God Wants You To Copy Sermons from Rev. Craig Groe...":

What an admission! The CORE receives no inspiration from the Word of God and must copy others. Sausages from the Sausage Factory offer only malnutrition.

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GJ - Vegan sausages - almost like the real thing.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "God Wants You To Copy Sermons from Rev. Craig Groe...":

Ever wonder why Lutheran pastors dislike Luther? Then read the following:

"Pastor’s Perspective
October 28, 2007
Luther on Lazy Pastors and Preachers
Filed under: Church History, Luther, Pastors, Preachers/Preaching — Jim Kang @ 11:05 pm

Luther pleaded with ministers to be diligent in their study. He said:

Some pastors and preachers are lazy and no good. They do not pray; they do not read; they do not search the Scripture… The call is: watch, study, attend to reading. In truth you cannot read too much in Scriptures; and what you read you cannot read too carefully, and what you read carefully you cannot understand too well, and what you understand well you cannot teach too well, and what you teach well you cannot live too well… the devil… the world…and our flesh are raging and raving against us. Therefore, dear sirs and brothers, pastors and preachers, pray, read, study, be diligent… This evil, shameful time is not the season for being lazy, for sleeping and snoring [Quoted in John Piper, The Legacy of Sovereign Joy (Wheaton: Crossway Books, 2000), 101]."

from

http://jimkang.wordpress.com/2007/10/28/luther-on-lazy-pastors-and-preacher/

Joseph Schmidt's Blog





Joseph Schmidt and I have a common interest in great hymns and good music. His blog shares the name given to Martin Chemnitz by the papists:


Sceleratissimus Lutheranus - The Most Villianous Lutheran. The title given to the great Lutheran theologian Martin Chemnitz by the Roman Catholics after he wrote his masterful work, The Examination of the Council of Trent.

He has posted videos of Catholic, Lutheran, Protestant lessons.

He doesn't hide his name, so I know he isn't a Church and Changer.



PS - I got a Church and Chicanery girly-man upset with this post. He sent an obscene comment, not worth posting. I imagine it was my reference to good music. That really sets off people who have spent too much time near huge amps and bad musicians.

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Swine Flu Outbreak:
An Old Story for WELS



Notice that faithful piggy--second from the bottom--gets nothing.




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The second one from the bottom reminds [me] of the famous pig from Charlotte's Web. The young girl saves him but the parents advise her not to because because he is the runt of the litter. When the faithful one is rescued, the 400+ pound sow that is nursing the rest of the piglets will roll over and crush the rest of them. This has been known to happen often in the barnyard. This image also reminds me of the line from George Orwell's Animal Farm - "all pigs are created equal. Some are more equal than others."

Misericordias Domini, The Second Sunday after Easter



The Shepherd and His Sheep, by Norma Boeckler


Misericordias Domini, The Second Sunday after Easter

Pastor Gregory L. Jackson

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bethany-lutheran-worship

Bethany Lutheran Worship, 8 AM Phoenix Time

Mid-Week Lenten Services are Thursdays at 6 PM.

The Hymn #201 Jesus Lives 2.81
The Confession of Sins
The Absolution
The Introit p. 16
The Gloria Patri
The Kyrie p. 17
The Gloria in Excelsis
The Salutation and Collect p. 19
The Epistle and Gradual 1 Peter 2:11-20
The Gospel John 10:11-16
Glory be to Thee, O Lord!
Praise be to Thee, O Christ!
The Nicene Creed p. 22
The Sermon Hymn #A Hymn of Glory 2:93

The Hired Hand vs. The Good Shepherd

The Hymn #205 The Day of Resurrection 2:90
The Preface p. 24
The Sanctus p. 26
The Lord's Prayer p. 27
The Words of Institution
The Agnus Dei p. 28
The Nunc Dimittis p. 29
The Benediction p. 31
The Hymn #656 Behold a Host 2:39

KJV 1 Peter 2:11 Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul; 12 Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that, whereas they speak against you as evildoers, they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation. 13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; 14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. 15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: 16 As free, and not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God. 17 Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king. 18 Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward. 19 For this is thankworthy, if a man for conscience toward God endure grief, suffering wrongfully. 20 For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye shall take it patiently? but if, when ye do well, and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable with God.

KJV John 10:11 I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep. 12 But he that is an hireling, and not the shepherd, whose own the sheep are not, seeth the wolf coming, and leaveth the sheep, and fleeth: and the wolf catcheth them, and scattereth the sheep. 13 The hireling fleeth, because he is an hireling, and careth not for the sheep. 14 I am the good shepherd, and know my sheep, and am known of mine. 15 As the Father knoweth me, even so know I the Father: and I lay down my life for the sheep. 16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd.

Second Sunday After Easter
Lord God, heavenly Father, who of Thy fatherly goodness hast been mindful of us poor, miserable sinners, and hast given Thy beloved Son to be our shepherd, not only to nourish us by His word, but also to defend us from sin, death, and the devil: We beseech Thee, grant us Thy Holy Spirit, that, even as this Shepherd doth know us and succor us in every affliction, we also may know Him, and, trusting in Him, seek help and comfort in Him, from our hearts obey His voice, and obtain eternal salvation, through the same, Thy Son Jesus Christ, who liveth and reigneth with Thee and the Holy Ghost, one true God, world without end. Amen.

The Hired Hand vs. The Good Shepherd

Once I got an anonymous email telling me that Jesus was never negative, but he must have forgotten this passage and many more like this. This lesson is a warning against the hired hand and the wolf who devours and scatters the flock.

In this Gospel lesson, Jesus compares His own role to that of the hired hand. The Good Shepherd lays down His life for the sheep.

When people follow a hired hand, someone who wants to fatten himself as a minister, they fall prey to several evils at once. The hireling does not protect them against the wolf, but abandons them to the wolf, who destroys the souls of some and scatters the rest, who are utterly lost and confused.

Church history has many examples of charismatic figures who spoke in God’s Name and led people into destruction. One was Thomas Muentzer, who incited the Peasants Revolt in Germany. When the battle came, he ran away and hid in a pile of hay. Thousands died - and many went back to the Church of Rome, blaming Luther for the slaughter. Luther is still blamed for the battle today, because Muentzer was a Protestant. Muentzer claimed to received his instructions directly from God, not from the Scriptures, so he was an Enthusiast of the worst sort.

Today many of the hired hands are watching their empires collapse. They fleeced millions of dollars from people to build palaces that would proclaim God was on their side. They borrowed millions more for the mortgages, which are now in default. When the house of cards blows down, the sheep are that much more a prey for the anti-Christian cults. If a sect is authoritarian and abusive, its members are trained to respond to the same kind of leadership from a clearly anti-Christian cult, like the Mormons or JWs.

Many religious leaders today portray Jesus as so loving that He would never speak against anything. They want their flocks to be as indolent and spiritually lazy as they are. And many prefer that as well. There is much less trouble when religious indifference is taught and practiced.

In the “Godspell” movie, the Jesus figure tells the Parable of the Last Judgment. The sheep and the goats are divided according to their good works reflected their faith in Christ. At the end, the sheep are invited into Paradise. Next, the goats are also invited. The message – it does not matter what people believe and do.

Jesus repeatedly warned His followers against false doctrine. Matthew 7 is well known but mostly ignored in application:

KJV Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. 16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? 17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. 19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. 20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. 21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Paul also used the figure of the wolf:

KJV Acts 20:28 Take heed therefore unto yourselves, and to all the flock, over the which the Holy Ghost hath made you overseers, to feed the church of God, which he hath purchased with his own blood. 29 For I know this, that after my departing shall grievous wolves enter in among you, not sparing the flock. 30 Also of your own selves shall men arise, speaking perverse things, to draw away disciples after them. 31 Therefore watch, and remember, that by the space of three years I ceased not to warn every one night and day with tears.

The Reformation was a time of constant trial for all the religious leaders. When Luther died, the unity he created by preaching the Word was wrecked by weak and false teachers. The weak ones gave in to the false teachers inside and outside the flock. And yet, all those problems led to the Book of Concord, thanks to the leadership of men who were faithful to the Lutheran Reformation: Chemnitz, Chytraeus, Selnecker, Andreae.

As anyone can see, one error leads to another. My original training was in the LCA, which never took the Book of Concord seriously. I owned the Tappert edition but no college or seminary course dealt with the content of this great theological work. That reflected the general attitude in the LCA that nothing after 1530 (the Augsburg Confession) mattered. Also, no one wanted to identify with the Missouri Synod.

The biggest wave of apostasy has swept over all churches in America because of “one man, one book, and one seminary.” (Someone coined that phrase, but I cannot remember who.) The man was a sociologist, McGavran, who earned a secular PhD from Columbia University. The book was Understanding Church Growth. The seminary was—and is—Fuller in Pasadena.

“Donald McGavran is the father of the movement.
C. Peter Wagner is its systematician.
Win Arn has introduced America to church growth principles.
And Lyle Schaller, not really connected with the roots of the movement, is a guru of church planning whose advice is respected by those who are at the root of the Movement.”
http://www.crossroad.to/Quotes/Church/Conway/church-growth/cgm-roots.htm

The concept was simple – use statistical methods to find trends in the Christian church and copy “what works.” That quickly led to marketing methods, dropping anything suspected of being a “barrier to church growth.”

For Lutherans to adopt this, they first had to overcome their resistance to unionism and start listening to false teachers. They knew it was wrong so they lied about it.

The false teachers flattered them, saying, “You are in a Biblical church. Just do the right things and you will grow faster than weeds.” The right things meant dropping the liturgy, getting rid of the great hymns, and turning the sermon into a pep talk: how to have more time, how to have more friends, how to be happy.
The false teachers all hated Lutheran doctrine and spread their loathing to their Lutheran converts. The Lutheran gurus began saying or thinking, “Lutherans are not evangelistic. We have to be just like the Baptists.”

Willow Creek started in a movie theatre, so that is the venue to covet. Rent a theatre and all will be well.

My wife and I were at a Starbucks. Right behind us was a coffeehouse minister, talking to a woman. When she left, he ordered his third cup of coffee. No wonder they have closed over 600 Starbucks. Another factor in the closings would be the so-called church where they offer couches and coffee during the service. As WELS pastor Randy Hunter says, “It works.” Whenever churches compete for commerce (gambling, restaurants, coffeehouses, entertainment) the Gospel loses.

Institutions rise and fall. One of the greatest empires of all times – Great Britain – is only a shadow of what it was 100 years ago. Macy’s, one chain we shop at, is ready to close. Their ads recently said, “We have always been there – and in the movies too.” Not always. The existence of a given congregation or denomination is temporary.

The Word of God remains forever. This is a life or death issue. When falsehood is taught, souls are gathered by Satan. The purpose of the true Church is to preach the Word and administer the Sacraments in accordance with the Scriptures.

The parents of our very good friend died a few days ago. Church was important to them. They saw the gradual demise of the ALC and the confusion in the Missouri Synod. I once wrote an article that seemed too academic for most people, about how the ALC declined. They were on the phone when it came out – they loved it because they saw it happen around them.

When someone in the family dies, the message of the Gospel is the only comfort we have. Everything else is transitory. No one says, “But they were at a very large church,” anymore than they say, “But they were in a small church.”

The central unifying event of the Christian Church is the resurrection of Christ. He died on the cross for the sins of the world, but no one knew it at the time. The disciples were afraid and locked in a room, a week after the resurrection. After repeated resurrection appearances and training by the risen Lord, the disciples began to teach all that the Holy Spirit gave them to remember.

Are we to think that the atoning death took place on a random date and not recognize the liturgical calendar? One of the most important details of the crucifixion is the piercing of Jesus (fulfilling the Scriptures), because of the Jewish high holy days. The next event was Pentecost, another Jewish holiday, when the Holy Spirit sent them out to preach.

The Pentecostals never celebrate Good Friday – too Catholic. They never celebrate the Day of Pentecost – too Catholic. The Pentecostal/Baptist break with the liturgical year is accompanied by a similar break with the Sacraments and the efficacy of the Word. Everything we associate with orthodox Lutheranism is faithful to the Old Testament, from the efficacy of the Word to the nature of Sacraments (God’s Word plus earthly elements). The Old Testament is liturgical, high church, with a definite calendar – but those who claim to be Biblical break with all that in favor of their emotionalism.

Knowing the Word is effective at all times, we know that proclaiming the resurrection of Christ is eternal-life giving. Wherever the Gospel is preached, death is conquered as souls are snatched away from Satan.

John 10:14
I am the good shepherd, and know my sheep, and am known of mine.

This verse alone is a source of great comfort. Jesus knows every single believe by name. When we are baptized, we are given a Christian name, or christened. That means every soul has a name. The very fact that we respond with delight to the Savior’s voice means we belong to Him. We cannot believe on our own. Christ plants faith in our hearts through the Word. Through this faith we receive all the benefits of the Christian faith. As Luther said so tenderly, “He is just as anxious for us as we are for Him.”

Just the opposite is true of those who reject Christ. I have known many of them, and I have seen pastors turn into enemies of Christ. Instead of gladly hearing the voice of their Master, they cringe and reject His message. They mock His death and resurrection. They openly doubt the existence of God or the reality of His love. All the blessings of the faith are curses to them because they belong to their Father Below.

Jesus made so many comparisons, to help us understand our relationship to Him. Anyone with animals knows how this works. We give our animals names, and those names matter. Our Cattle Dog lies on the carpet, looking at me, waiting for my next words. So I say, “Are you being a good Sassy?” The tail thumps. If I type too long, she reaches from the bed and taps my shoulder for attention. And of course, when she is guilt of an infraction, she does not want to be anywhere close.

John 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd.

We do not come to Jesus. He comes to us through the Word and Sacraments. As our Good Shepherd, He provided for us before we existed. His Gospel provisions are an example of the abundance of God’s love, because His Word is full of promises and blessings. He surrounds us with many opportunities to hear the Gospel and to speak about our hope. God’s efficacious Word alone is evangelism, gathering into one flock the true Church, made up of those who trust in the merits of Christ alone for their salvation.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Mary Worship the Key to Roman Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy


SceleratissimusLutheranus has left a new comment on your post "LutherQuest Vet Bolts for EO, Sells Luther Short":

In that picture of the Eastern "Orthodox" altar it appears to be the Virgin Mary with the Seraphim flying around her. This is pure unadulterated blasphemy, as the Seraphim sing praise to God and God alone (Isaiah 6:1-5).

Should Butch Napolitano Resign?
Lessons from the Arizona Republic



The Second Amendement only covers the Left.



Janet Napolitano is currently the top man at Homeland Security, promoted by Obamessiah after she proved to be a disastrous Arizona Governor.



A critique of journalism in America


KFYI Radio in Phoenix calls her "Butch" Napolitano. One of my students, an employee for the state, said, "She is very happy, if you know what I mean. All her friends are very happy too. And I never see her with a man."

Napolitano reminds me of the Church Shrinkers. She was protected from her folly as governor by the Arizona Republic. They cheered everything she did, from the outrageous lies and snarky remarks to wasteful spending. She spent every dime during the good years and left town to let someone else deal with billions of red ink in the budget. And still they cover for her. Doesn't that sound like WELS?

Soon the Arizona Republic will be bankrupt, too.

Napolitano identified conservatives as terrorists. She also claimed that all the real terrorists came across the border from Canada. Somehow she managed to offend all the veterans too. A lawyer and former state attorney general, she even said that sneaking across the border was not a crime. "It's civil," she said.

The Love Shack got away with its follies by doing their own PR. Everyone was challenged to "sit down and talk with that person" before doubting a syllable of their Enthusiasm. Yet they could knife anyone who tried to correct them in the slightest. When they got caught skimming the Designated Funds of the synod, they had the innocent treasurer fired and blamed him. Lame excuses followed.

Fortunately, Gurgel left the country, but he is back as VP Don Patterson's vicar. Apostates stick together, work together, and take the synod down together.

No one is better qualified than Patterson to take over as the apostate Synod President. He organized a group of WELS clergy to attend Exponential, the pan-Church Growth conference in Orlando, Floria. It is the Merchanise Mart of Enthusiasm. You can hear most of the false teachers of the moment, and they have their own tours: Stetzer, Stanley, Groeschel, etc.

Gurgel working with Patterson is an eloquent testimony about their mutual hatred of Lutheran doctrine, Lutheran worship, and budgetary sanity. Who else but Patterson could own a ranch and a luxury home in the suburbs, go on African safaris, and hold out his hand--begging the synod for free vicars?

Who else but Patterson could deny his membership in Church and Chicanery while speaking for them and writing on their odious listserve?

Who is behind the Rock and Roll Lutheran Church? Patterson.


"Relax, council members. I got a synod grant to rent this bunny suit. Our Easter egg hunt will be a big hit with the kiddies and their parents."


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Should Butch Napolitano Resign?Lessons from the Ar...":

"In accord with such assimilation, many believe that the worship of the Madonna in Catholicism had its roots in the veneration of the Goddess Diana from pre-Christian Roman cults. The celebration of Easter, with eggs and bunnies, remains a holdover of former fertility rites celebrating the Pagan Spring. Such adaptions of superficial, crowd-pleasing, rites and pastimes merely suggest how pagan activities are hidden just beneath the surface of Judeo-Christian culture."

from

http://www.litjournal.com/docs/fea_pagan2.html

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Should Butch Napolitano Resign?Lessons from the Ar...":

Patterson hardly lives in a luxurious home in the 'burbs you lying bag of [deleted].

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GJ - And that was his twin brother hunting zebras in Africa - not the only trip by any means. How many WELS pastors own two properties, go hunting in Africa, and ask for synod subsidy? Only Gurgel's pal.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Anonymous Discovered How I Do Research



Keep your friends close...


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Groeschel-Stanley Franchise Grows Among Nominal Lu...":

Why is your name listed as part of this roster? (found at http://meansofgrace.0catch.com/welscgquotes.htm)

Lutheran members of the North American Society for Church Growth: Harold S. Drageger, Grace Lutheran, Visalia, CA; Bradley Hoefs, King of Kings Lutheran,
Omaha, NE; Kent Hunter, Church Growth Center, Corunna, IN; Elmer Matthias, Emeritus Concordia St. Louis, MO; Dale Olson, Cross of Hope Lutheran, Ramsey, MN; Waldo J. Werning, Stewardship Growth Center, Ft. Wayne, IN; Gregory L. Jackson, Columbus, OH.Doris M. Wagner,
Fuller Theological Seminary,
December 10, 1991

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GJ - I tried to find out who was in the Lutheran section of the NASCG, but they refused to say. So I spent $50 and joined, to get the list.

The WELS members of the fraternity have come out in the open since that time. Trapp and Parlow both affiliated with the Willow Creek Association, which has a creed, so they are both unionists who have never been disciplined by their District Pussycats.

Valleskey denied to my face that he went to Fuller. Later, he bragged to David Koenig that he did. Koenig wrote about that, but the CLC Shrinker was furious that Valleskey was angry with him for telling me. I put all the information in Christian News.

Groeschel-Stanley Franchise Grows Among Nominal Lutherans:
Watch Out for Falling Sanctimony



Craig Groeschel, Andy Stanley, and Groupie


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "A Portrait of the Pastor as a Young Heretic":

O.K. I hate to leave a comment as "Anonymous" but have the feeling if I left any kind of identification I'd bet pounced on by all the fine "Christians" who leave comments here. I'm a traditional WELS pastor who has attended a couple of services at The Core. While it is not the kind of worship I would have at my services, Ski presented law and gospel in its truth and purity. The message that I heard last Sunday was actually clearer about law and gospel than in most WELS sermons that I've heard. If this is heresy, sign me up for the Heresy Express!

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GJ - Church and Change must have declared April 24th as Sanctimony Day, where they feel free to make anonymous accusations in the name of fearing candor, honesty, and ethical conduct. Not to worry, we have your number.

WELS has a separate denomination growing within its bowels, a cancer fed by the college, seminary, and Love Shack. I have no doubt that many WELS pastors support the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock. Many others are indifferent about it.

Face it - the Wisconsin Synod has trained and ordained a bunch of Babtist ministers who are now teaching their nominal members to be Babtists. The Church Growth faction feels most at home with the liberal Babtists, who teach what JP Meyer did - make a decision.

About 20 years ago, I told Doctrinal Pussycat Robert Mueller what a couple related about attending WELS churches in Florida. The couple said, "The only way we could tell we were in a WELS church was from the sign on the outside." That was during the reign of Radloff, classmate of Valleskey, proud Fuller alumnus (among friends only).

Mueller responded by being angry with me, not his apostate buddies. If it was that bad 20 years ago, what is like now?

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rlschultz has left a new comment on your post "Groeschel-Stanley Franchise Grows Among Nominal Lu...":

OK, let us assume that Ski presented Law and Gospel clearly and rightly divided in his sermon. What about the rest of the service? Liturgy? That's right, adiaphora. Music? Adiaphora also. Alright, I was not there. Maybe they used page 5 or 15 and sung nothing but hymns from TLH. But, I'll bet that it was contemptible worship.

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GJ - The Suffragen Bishop blogged, saying Ski screamed during one sermon. That is one of those gimmicks loved by the Reformed. But the blog production, very sparse, is not saved.

My impression from the lack of information is this: The CORE consists mostly of WELS members from Fox Valley, with services aimed at letting people double-up, going to their regular church in morning and supporting Church and Chicanery in the evening. Like the radical takeover of Alcatraz decades ago, this will grow old.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Groeschel-Stanley Franchise Grows Among Nominal Lu...":

Accept it. WELS is having an identity crisis of galactic proportions. They not only do not know who they are and what they stand for. They do not know what they want to be and believe when they grow up.

Sanctimonious Comments Department





Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Fifty WELS Pastors Still Think Highly of Luther":

Is it acceptable to leave a post with the name anonymous if you are simply embarrassed to be reading this web page? I feel the tone of this page is similar to the feeling of juicy gossip; "It feels good to talk about people and pretend to be able to read their hearts and know their faith from across the internet."

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GJ - It is appropriate for WELS apostates to communicate their sanctimonious concern anonymously. In fact, most of their work is done through making snide and slanderous remarks behind the backs of their fellow-pastors, their very own classmates: "brain-damaged, senile," etc.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Sanctimonious Comment Department":

Memo
From:Gregory (The Pot) Jackson
To: WELS Pastors (The Kettle)

Message: I can't believe how black you are.

I remember when you were a colloquy "student" at WLS in 1988/1989. You walked around like you were God's gift to WELS. Have you found a church body that is small enough for your intolerence, yet big enough for your ego?

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GJ - Typical Sausage Factory stuff. I wonder why people are not lining up four-abreast to join this group.

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Eltothe Izzeye Eleltothe Izzo has left a new comment on your post "Sanctimonious Comments Department":

O.K. I've identified myself. You can easily figure out who I am if you have a WELS Yearbook and a basic knowledge of hip hop nomenclature.

First, to define a term: Tolerate -- Put up with something even if you don't like it (I tolerate smokers in public places, but I don't like the smell of their smoke).

What would I tolerate? (I can't force anyone else to tolerate these things, but I tolerate them.) I tolerate Lutheran ministers who worship in a contemporary style. I actually prefer a blended style of worship, but I tolerate contemporary style.

What don't I tolerate? I don't tolerate false teaching of any kind. I don't tolerate the watering down of true teaching of any kind. However, I don't see WELS pastors who use contemporary styles of worshp as necessarily compromising doctrine. If I saw evidence of this happening. I would speak out against it.

It seems like so many who post here (and I've only been visiting since yesterday and won't be back after Sunday) find pastors using contemporary styles in worship and then start looking for false doctrine. Every variance in wording is seen as heresy when there just plain isn't any heresy there.

O.K. I've said my piece and I won't be posting again because I find this a monumental waste of time and energy when there are souls beyond our care who are dying and we are doing nothing but arguing about style.

Oh, and there's this: "The future is yours. At least until the moon darkens, the sun no longer gives it's light, the trumpets sound and Christ returns to judge the quick and the dead. Not much of a future but it's yours while the prince of this world feeds his church with the carrion of false doctrine." That sounds more like Spurgeon or some other "Babtist" than it sounds like the writings of a Lutheran.



Eltothe Izzeye Eleltothe Izzo's audience


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Jeru the Damaja has left a new comment on your post "Sanctimonious Comments Department":

In case anyone cares at this point, the person posting above is Pastor Joel Lillo of Trinity (Appleton, WI).

Since he won't be posting again, I figured his sole post should be cited.

Urban Legends - The Myth of the Original Sermon



A message for copy-cat soul murderers.



Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Theological Readings for the Popcorn Cathedral of ...": Check it out! Video is now available at the CORE. Visit http://www.gotocore.com/ - click on "see whats on" in the upper middle section of the home page. Choose "Video 2". Let us know what you think.

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Urban Legends...Spiritual Myths
So we are finishing up a sermon series this weekend here at TRF, called "Overcome". It has been really cool going through the book of Acts and being challenged as a church to go deeper as a community and as individuals.

I am really excited for a new series we start next week called "Urban Legends". We were inspired by a series of sermons Lifechurch did. We wanted to take the chance to discuss spiritual myths and many common beliefs the world has that go against the truth of God's word. We will discuss things like, "Does God want us happy?" and "Truth is Relative". It should be really fun to tackle these discussions with the Fellowship.

Today, a group of us Pastors spent the day up above Applegate Lake shooting a series of videos for this upcoming series. We had a blast. I think you guys are really going to enjoy the work we have put into it. I can't tell you what it's about, but Southern Oregon and Urban Legends kind of gives it away.

Anyway, be watching for updates on the series. We will be starting a blog that will have preview of weeks to come as well as reviews of the previous weeks. All the videos used in the TRF services will be posted their as well. So when you go to work on Monday AM and want to show everyone the stuff you saw and heard Sunday, you will be able to take them to the blog.

Be praying that God will use this coming weekend in a powerful way as Pastor Ron finishes up our study of the book of Acts. There are definitely softening hearts and lives being changed. It is fun to see Him at work in all of us.


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April 29, 2007 - Urban Legends: God Will Never Give You More Than You Can Handle
Urban Legends: God Will Never Give You More Than You Can Handle, is the conclusion of the Urban Legends sermon series. This message is based on Selected Scriptures.
Direct download: NPC-04-29-07_Urban_Legends4.mp3
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Sermon Synopsis 9/14 - There are many ways to God
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Finding Forrester:
New Zen Episcopal Bishop





The Zen Episcopalian

By Mark Tooley on 4.24.09 @ 6:07AM


The modern Episcopal Church always strives to stay ahead of the latest fads. In recent years it has dealt with its first openly homosexual bishop, its first Islamic priest, and its first Druid priest. Now it might be on the verge of electing its first Buddhist bishop.





Kevin Thew Forrester, who is ordained both as an Episcopal priest and as a lay Zen Buddhist, was elected bishop by the Diocese of Northern Michigan (the Upper Peninsula) in February. He is also known as "Genpo," or "Way of Universal Wisdom." A majority of Episcopal bishops and diocesan standing committees now must consent to his election by July. The 2003 election of actively homosexual Gene Robinson as New Hampshire's bishop has already fueled schism within the Episcopal Church and the global Anglican Communion. Would a Buddhist bishop add to the division, or merely be an anticlimax?





"I have been blessed to practice Zen meditation for almost a decade," Forrester has explained. "About five years ago a Buddhist community welcomed me as an Episcopal priest in my commitment to a meditation practice -- a process known by some Buddhists as 'lay ordination.'" He further opined: "Literally thousands of Christians have been drawn to Zen Buddhism in particular because, distinct from western religions, it embodies a pragmatic philosophy and a focus on human suffering rather than a unique theology of God."



Forrester, who is 51 and has been an Episcopal priest since 1994, insists Zen Buddhism is compatible with his faith. "It's not a matter of holding two faiths. There's one faith and it's Christianity," he told a local Michigan newspaper. "The gift is that that faith is deepened by my meditative practice and I'm eternally grateful to Zen Buddhism for teaching me that practice and receiving me as an Episcopal priest." Forrester insists that his faith allows him to be "open to receive the truth and the beauty and goodness, and the wisdom from the other religious traditions of the world, and to be in dialogue with them."

The diocese to which Forrester has been elected bishop has only 27 churches, has lost 30 percent of its membership, and now has fewer than 2000 souls, fewer than 700 of whom actively attend church. But consent to his election by the Episcopal Church will elevate him in the global Anglican communion, whose more than 800 bishops preside over nearly 80 million communicants.



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Timm has left a new comment on your post "Finding Forrester: New Zen Episcopal Bishop":

If Kevin "Genpo" Forrester's bishop-hood falls through, perhaps he can apply for this job:

http://epic.cuir.uwm.edu/entech/jobs/index.php?cmd=viewposting&id=3605

For that matter, any Church Growthers (nee WELS) out there may also be interested, provided they are willing and able to "work in a pluralistic, spiritual environment respecting the diversity of religious institutions, organizations and beliefs."

Rev. Jackson, maybe your site could host a job-board with listings of ecumenical positions available for those individuals who are trying desperately to unshackle themselves from the Lutheran church. It would just make things easier and less painful for all of us.

Margaret Sanger - Heroic Figure for the Pro-Abortion Movement

The graphic above is definitely a fake.
Obvious fake.









Secretary of State Clinton Admits Obama will Work to Dismantle Abortion Laws around the World

Lifesitenews ^ | 4/23/09 | Kathleen Gilbert

Posted on Thursday, April 23, 2009 9:38:03 PM by ReformationFan

WASHINGTON, D.C., April 23, 2009 (LifeSiteNews.com) - In a House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing yesterday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was confronted on her avowed commitment to eugenicist Margaret Sanger's global agenda, and asked whether the Obama administration would work to overturn pro-life laws around the world - a priority that Clinton confirmed.

In a hearing to discuss the Obama administration's foreign policy, New Jersey Congressman Chris Smith questioned Clinton on her statements upon receiving Planned Parenthood's Margaret Sanger award on March 27. Clinton had said she was "really in awe" of the Planned Parenthood founder.

"The 20th century reproductive rights movement, really embodied in the life and leadership of Margaret Sanger, was one of the most transformational in the entire history of the human race," Clinton had said. She also said that Sanger's work "is not done."

Smith yesterday asked Clinton about her praise for Sanger's eugenic agenda, saying "it is extraordinarily difficult [to see] how anyone could be in awe" of Sanger, who "made no secret whatsoever" of her views.

"With all due respect, Madam Secretary, Sanger's legacy was indeed transformational, but not for the better if one happens to be poor, disenfranchised, weak, disabled, a person of color, and unborn child, or among the many so-called undesirables Sanger would exclude and exterminate from the human race," said Smith.

"Sanger's prolific writings dripped with contempt for those she considers to be unfit to live," he continued. "Sanger was an unapologetic eugenicist and racist, who said, and I quote, 'The most merciful thing a family does for one of its infant members is to kill it.'

"She also said, on another occasion, quote, 'Eugenics is the most adequate and thorough avenue to the solution of racial, political and social problems.'"

Smith asked, "As part of Sanger's work that remains undone," whether the Obama administration seeks "in any way to weaken or overturn pro-life laws and policies in African and Latin American countries, either directly or through multilateral organizations, including and especially the United Nations, African Union, or the OAS, or by way of funding NGOs like Planned Parenthood?"

Clinton replied: "It is my strongly held view that you are entitled to advocate and everyone who agrees with you should be free to do so anywhere in the world, and so are we." (Video of Secretary Clinton's responses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gEA97EnxE4)

Clinton confirmed that the Obama administration's definition of "reproductive health" includes abortion, and that, "We are now an Administration that will protect the rights of women, including their rights to reproductive health care."

Congressman Jeff Fortenberry of Nebraska also told Clinton he was "stunned" by her commitment to Sanger, and that he was "deeply grieved" at her answer to Congressman Smith.

"She [Sanger] advocated for the elimination of the disabled, the downtrodden, and the Black child," Fortenberry objected. "I don't believe these ideologies have a place in our pluralistic society."

Decrying taxpayer funding of abortion overseas as "a form of neo-colonialism" that is "elitist, paternalistic, and an assault on the dignity of the poor," Fortenberry challenged Clinton to instead pursue foreign policy that "upholds the genius of womanhood and the life nestled within her."

Clinton responded by emphasizing that the "choice" to carry or kill an unborn child should be available "for all women."

Commenting in a later statement on Clinton's remarks, Smith said: "It is evident that Mrs. Clinton and President Obama want to force the tragedy of abortion upon women around the world especially and including in countries where democratically elected leaders want to continue to protect their unborn children.

"There are other ways in which both mother and baby are protected, cared for and helped - with food, nutrition, clean water and life-affirming healthcare," he said.

"Secretary Clinton's inability to see this will mean more babies will die and more women will suffer the consequence of abortion as a result of U.S. foreign policy overseas."

(Video of Secretary Clinton's responses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gEA97EnxE4)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Theological Readings for the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock



Ski is so busy that he has an assistant Twitter for him: Katie Strandlund.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Theological Readings for the Popcorn Cathedral of ...":

Better 'mad cow' picture

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Is That You, Katie?



Baby Bee needs to spell-check her rants.


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "We Love the Lies":

About Susan Boyle, and your posts in general. I have noticed that all too often you leave out whatever facts you want to make a point. I suppose any rediculous (sic) extremist would act the same way though, so why would one expect less from you?

She never said she did not have training. In fact, she has said many times that she started out furthering her education towards perfomance arts, but due to family situations, she left school to focus on those issues. Obviously, she held her family's well being as a higher priority than furthering her creativity and career at the time. Whether she has faith or not, that is the sort of behavior that should be inherent in all christian (sic) families, but unfortunately is pushed aside in this day and age. You should know, since you claim to be such a traditionalist.

Almost anyone can record their (sic) singing with any sort of chorus or instrumentals backing them up. All they need is the right people behind them, such as a church or those she knew via her, old but probably still there, ties to those who also are musically inclined. Does not mean she was ever given the chance to become a big hit.

Also, it is a sad fact that you acknowledge within yourself, vicariously through the tarnishing words towards this older woman, that you obviously hold a host of a show up on a pedestal and feel that he is not a human who can be spoken to freely, if one choses (sic). She has confidence, and has come to realize that Simon is not some godly untouchable being. For one who has no qualms about preaching his faith, you holding an entertainer up so high that you feel that when someone talks back to them that it obviously could not be real, should make you step back and re-evaluate the key points in your own life.

- Caitlin

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GJ - Sadly, Susan Boyle is a younger woman, from my perspective. She is about the same age as Simon, if everyone is telling the truth. From now on, I will believe every set-up on that show. Katie has informed me that I am wrong about everything, including show biz, so I need to repent.

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DK has left a new comment on your post "Is That You, Katie?":

Back when I used to tuter gradeschool kids and correct there papers more oftener than not I used to read kids writings who were in the 5th grade then but not anymore because they grew up but these 5th grader could have written better than Caitlin accept she's an adult in the workforce no less! Added to her poor spelling she's got terible sentance construction.

Muddled writing is evidence of muddled thinking.

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GJ - DK is a hoot. I was going to post a corrected version of his comment, because there were so many elementary mistakes in it. On the fifth or sixth one, I started to laugh. Great parody, DK. You pranked me.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Is That You, Katie?":

Have you talked to Katie? Or are you once again trying to present false assumptions as fact? Let me help you out, I highly doubt it is her (sic). She has many better things to do with her time than write comments on your blog.

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GJ - I assume you mean Katie the pricey executive assistant? Have you talked to her? Besides, I did not say it was the suffragen bishop at the Popcorn Cathedral. Of course, some might infer that. We have to assume, Anonymous, that you don't have anything better to do, since you are posting about something that does not concern you.

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Spel Czech has left a new comment on your post "Is That You, Katie?":

While we are on the topic of elementary mistakes...

"I was going to post a corrected version of his comment, because there were so (sic) elementary mistakes in it."

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GJ - Totally awesome, dude. I omitted one word. I make more mistakes than all of you put together, but that is because I publish more - and I sign my name.

PS - Someone has written (Anonymously, of course) to say he knows who Caitlin is. He wanted to pile on and make a bunch of anonymous accusations. Is this a father/daughter thing? If so, then the apple does not fall far from the tree.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "We Love the Lies":

We too enjoyed the Susan Boyle video immensely. But we need to remember that this "reality/audition" show is big business and there's no way they're going to let an unknown rank amateur on stage. Britain is too big to not screen the stage (maybe in A-town.)

Everyone on that stage has been screened by junior producers just like on the audition rounds of American Idol. Surely the judges are at least told "she's a ringer." Note Simon's questions ahead of her song which prop her up for a crash-and-burn failure. Those questions aren't asked of each act. As she walks on the stage, she uses an exaggerated swinging of the hips, undoubted encouraged by the goons offstage telling her to "sex it up a bit" and she carries through with the uncharacteristic "and that's just one side of me" embarrassing hip-swivel.

The big picture is that she'll get some time in the limelight and she'll sell a few albums. It's a nice story, but again, just more media manipulation.

+Diet O. Worms

How I Celebrated Earth Day



The endangered elephantbird is threatened by fresh air, purified water, and solar-powered yogurt factories.


  1. I shopped at Wal-Mart.
  2. I took the groceries home in plastic bags.
  3. I left the water on in the garden while we were shopping.
  4. I let the car idle extra long, with the AC on high.


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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "How I Celebrated Earth Day":

Ok, you have finally made Obama's watch list.

Drill Down with the Senior Management Team at Granger



Don't laugh. They trained The CORE staff. I love the lingo: "drill down, senior management team, do life."
$7500 for two days. Don't fail to miss this one.


Leadership Live

May 6-7, 2009
Granger Community Church

Ever wanted a front row seat to how Granger’s Senior Management Team leads the church? How they plan for the future? How they decide which series to present and what direction to go? This event will give 24 leaders a chance to spend two full days with the Senior Management Team at Granger Community Church.

WHO:
If you’re a church planter, a pastor or senior-level ministry leader, you won’t want to miss this chance to get an inside look at the day-to-day happenings at Granger.

WHAT:
Spend two full days with the Senior Management Team at Granger Community Church. Talk about any ministry area and find out what happens behind-the-scenes.

You’ll drill down on…



How they do life together

Administrative issues and decision-making

First Impressions and guest services

Creative brainstorming and planning

Spiritual development and training

Missions impact and partnership models

Cost includes all meals and lodging.


Product Code: WSLEAD



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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Twitter Tattle-Tale: Ski and the Orlando Speakers":

$1500 is not that atypical for a two day conference.

You must be pretty insulated from the real world to be shocked by that figure.

(Liked the DeForest Kelly shot, though).

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GJ - Insulated? I fail to see the value. If I wanted to see how frambulators were made at AAA Auto Parts, or learn how they converted the Twinkies division from LIFO to FIFO accounting, that would be a bargain.

Denominational conferences are usually about $100, but these CG guys think they are far more valuable. They want 24 people to give them $1500 each. I doubt whether most congregations are that loaded this year.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Drill Down with the Senior Management Team at Gran...":

A fool and their money will soon be parted. Better yet if it is someone elses (sic) money.

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GJ - No kidding. Look at ex-SP Gurgel. He had the MilCraft estate, the Schwan loot, and Thrivent grants - and WELS still tumbled into insolvency during a time of prosperity. Gurgel has laid his consecrated and consecrating hands on Kudu Don Patterson, anointing him as the SP-in-Waiting.



Forensic accountants should offer a report on where the money went during the 14 Gurgel years. World Missions, Home Missions and Evangelism sent people routinely to Fuller Seminary. Home Missions paid for training at Willow Creek. Money was shoveled out the door while WELS shrank and went broke.


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Anonymous
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Pastors would straighten up and fly right very quickly if they had to really work a real job for a living. Sheltered from the realities of life they make no mistakes. They shift the responsibility to church members time and again. Instilling business acumen in them at a two day conference is sheer fantasy.

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GJ - Here is a comment from a retiring bishop who believed in the efficacy of the Word - "Those who enter the ministry late in life often leave again because of the way ministers are treated."

Members of a church can get away with worse behavior in their congregation than they can in higher education or work. As one funeral director mentioned to me, "Men who are miserable at work and miserable at home can take it out on the pastor, because he is a safe target."

I believe most ministers start out wanting to work hard, do well, and be faithful. However, members have a way of giving 1.5% and asking why the bills are not paid, overlooking the 8-10% giving by the pastor's family. And - if a pastor is active in doing those things people say are important, the bills actually increase, so they are picked over at each council meeting. I heard a group of men discuss how much chicken to order for 45 minutes straight.

The CG conference addicts are another story. WELS starts to brainwash the men in college, if not before. All the wrong people are held up as examples at the annual Church and Change bash at MLC. Faithful pastors and laity have been pilloried for decades by the loving Church Shrinkers.

The Sausage Factory is even worse, completely dominated by Fuller, Willow Creek, and Trinity Deerfield alumni. An ambitious young pastor is going to continue in the path set by his teachers for 8 years. Those suspected of conservatism have not been given vicars. Three WELS boards are 100% trained in Enthusiasm, so a significant chunk of pastors, officials, and professors point the new pastors in the wrong direction and get them money for addition career-enhancing brainwashing at Granger, Exponential, Church and Change, Willow Creek, Fuller, and Trinity Deerfield.

Ski is no different from a lot of WELS pastors. He is just too candid about it. The Shrinkers do blame all their problems on methods because trust in the Word has been trained out of them. Can anyone imagine going to Stanley's Baptist Church, Granger Community Church, and Catalyst (Stanley-Groeschel) and having a single Biblical thought left? Those guys are all show-biz, a topic I know nothing about, according to Katie.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Drill Down with the Senior Management Team at Gran...":

Pastor Jackson, your points are well taken. For the first time I begin to understand why WELS is such a mess.

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GJ - Enthusiasm in WELS is not new and definitely not hidden. Fred Adrian and Wally Oelhafen popped their corks when I criticized Church Growth and Fuller back in the 1980s.

The Church Shrinkers would gush about their ideology but deny it three times when pressed about details. The supreme example is David Valleskey in the Northwestern Lutheran and in the Quarterly, slobbering over Church Growth while denying he went to Fuller Seminary. So they made him the seminary president. When a sect is small and ultra-conformist, that creates a Reformation (on the bad side) without a vote, a meeting, or a study.

Sad to say, the typical WELs pastor is not trained to deal with doctrinal issues. The Doctrinal Pussycats represent that failing...flawlessly.



We appointed Valleskey to study Church Growth.