ICHABOD, THE GLORY HAS DEPARTED - explores the Age of Apostasy, predicted in 2 Thessalonians 2:3, to attack Objective Faithless Justification, Church Growth Clowns, and their ringmasters. The antidote to these poisons is trusting the efficacious Word in the Means of Grace. John 16:8. Isaiah 55:8ff. Romans 10. Most readers are WELS, LCMS, ELS, or ELCA. This blog also covers the Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodoxy, and the Left-wing, National Council of Churches denominations.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
WELS Anti-Christian
One Eponymous Archon (https://me.yahoo.com/oneeponymousarchon) has left a new comment on your post "Connect the Dots To See How Anti-Lutheran WELS Has...":
Dr. Jackson,
I think you have it - almost. The WELS became apostate many years ago. Thus, not only is it non-Lutheran, it is becoming increasingly non-Christian. If these fools would have been around a thousand years ago, they've have been burned at the stake! No, wait, that would be an insult to Hus and Savanarola! I'm -
One Eponymous Archon
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GJ - The UOJ message is un-Christian and anti-Christian, so I agree with you. The UOJ message was once a fringe idea, but it has permeated the Synodical Conference, as bad yeast always will.
The Third Sunday after the Epiphany
The Third Sunday after the Epiphany
Pastor Gregory L. Jackson
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bethany-lutheran-worship
Bethany Lutheran Church, 10 AM Central Time
The Hymn #44 Ye Lands 2.41
The Confession of Sins
The Absolution
The Introit p. 16
The Gloria Patri
The Kyrie p. 17
The Gloria in Excelsis
The Salutation and Collect p. 19
The Epistle and Gradual
The Gospel
Glory be to Thee, O Lord!
Praise be to Thee, O Christ!
The Nicene Creed p. 22
The Sermon Hymn # 264 Preserve Thy Word 2.55
Commending Faith
The Hymn # 249 Isaiah Mighty Seer 2.75
The Preface p. 24
The Sanctus p. 26
The Lord's Prayer p. 27
The Words of Institution
The Agnus Dei p. 28
The Nunc Dimittis p. 29
The Benediction p. 31
The Hymn #45 Now the Hour of Worship 2.95
KJV Romans 12:16 Be of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits. 17 Recompense to no man evil for evil. Provide things honest in the sight of all men. 18 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. 19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. 20 Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head. 21 Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.
KJV Matthew 8:1 When he was come down from the mountain, great multitudes followed him. 2 And, behold, there came a leper and worshipped him, saying, Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean. 3 And Jesus put forth his hand, and touched him, saying, I will; be thou clean. And immediately his leprosy was cleansed. 4 And Jesus saith unto him, See thou tell no man; but go thy way, shew thyself to the priest, and offer the gift that Moses commanded, for a testimony unto them. 5 And when Jesus was entered into Capernaum, there came unto him a centurion, beseeching him, 6 And saying, Lord, my servant lieth at home sick of the palsy, grievously tormented. 7 And Jesus saith unto him, I will come and heal him. 8 The centurion answered and said, Lord, I am not worthy that thou shouldest come under my roof: but speak the word only, and my servant shall be healed. 9 For I am a man under authority, having soldiers under me: and I say to this man, Go, and he goeth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Do this, and he doeth it. 10 When Jesus heard it, he marvelled, and said to them that followed, Verily I say unto you, I have not found so great faith, no, not in Israel. 11 And I say unto you, That many shall come from the east and west, and shall sit down with Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in the kingdom of heaven. 12 But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. 13 And Jesus said unto the centurion, Go thy way; and as thou hast believed, so be it done unto thee. And his servant was healed in the selfsame hour.
Third Sunday After Epiphany
O almighty and everlasting God, mercifully look upon our infirmities, and in all dangers and necessities stretch forth Thy mighty hand, to defend us against our enemies; through Jesus Christ, Thy Son, who liveth and reigneth with Thee and the Holy Ghost, one true God, world without end. Amen.
Commending Faith
First miracle, Lenski:
“This leper is willing, if Jesus shall so will, to remain in his living death. Submissive faith can go no farther. This leper distinguishes divine temporal from divine spiritual and eternal gifts. He knows that he is asking only for the former which God’s wisdom and love may and often does withhold from us; but gifts such as pardon, peace, spiritual consolation and strength are always freely granted since it is without question God’s will that we have them. How this leper came to such faith we are unable to say; but his case is one that shows clearly how the teaching of Jesus produced the most blessed spiritual effects.
On leprosy see the Bible Dictionaries and Trench, Miracles. Luke states that the man was “full of leprosy”; the disease had progressed very far. The leper was accounted as one dead and thus as unclean. It was a bold act on the part of this leper to work his way through the crowd to the feet of Jesus.”
Lenski, R. C. H.: The Interpretation of St. Matthew's Gospel. Minneapolis, MN. : Augsburg Publishing House, 1961, S. 319
This Gospel consists of two miracle healings. There are many healing miracles in the Gospels and even groups of miracles mentioned. When details are offered, they have great significance, especially since the Gospels are so short in length.
The first miracle involves a man full of leprosy, in Luke’s version. In other words, he is close to death and hideously deformed. No one can miss the fact of his leprosy, and he is also shunned and excluded from human company, except for other lepers.
He was bold to come through the crowd and to come forward. As Lenski observed, his question itself shows great faith in Christ. If someone wanted to nitpick, the bowing and the use of Lord were not so great, since that was common in that area of the world. Alexander the Great caused great conflict in his Greek soldiers by asking to be treated that way, which was entirely foreign to them. The Greeks created one of the few democracies in the history of the world. Before this time our presidents have never bowed before kings because our tradition, from the Greeks, of freedom.
The lepers question was the key item, because he said in a few words, “You have the power to change this wasted, ravaged body and made it healthy again – with just a Word.” The leper’s entreaty does not question Jesus’ ability. It emphasizes his trust in the power of Christ with a Word.
The divine power of Jesus spread in every direction from the healings, the style of those miracles (beyond any human’s), and the other miracles. Some were seen by only a few – the disciples. But in the course of three years, Jesus raised up three people from the dead: the young girl, the widow’s son, and Lazarus. He walked on water and stilled the storm. His first miracle, turning water into wine, was public and witnessed by many who never expected or imagined such a thing. Therefore, His reputation spread in all directions, and the leper clung to the hope of the Savior cleansing him.
Our translations make it seem to be a matter of Jesus wanting to. Another way to express the leper’s request is to translate, “If You choose to heal me, You can make me clean again.” Jesus reached out His hand and said, “I do choose to heal you.” And the leper was cleansed.
Luther pointed out that, no matter what the conversations involved, Jesus always granted the request of those who asked Him for help. Many people balk at certain details, such as when Jesus appeared to be difficult (Canaanite woman, asking for her daughter). But each miracle has a lesson or two embedded and we only need to listen.
Jesus healed lepers and the blind. We can only imagine the thrill and the joy they experienced when their lives were changed in a moment.
This example of faith shows us what it means to trust utterly in Christ. Jesus said (John 16) –“The Holy Spirit (preaching the Word) will convict the world of sin, because they do not believe on Me.”
The purpose of all preaching is not to show people their carnal sin, which they realize already, but to create and renew their trust in Christ by proclaiming the Word of the Gospel.
The carnal sin preachers begin and end with Law. Notice that all false teachers rely on the Law because they do not trust the Gospel themselves. In the name of Jesus they extinguish faith in Jesus.
All the New Age ministers are influenced directly by the Pentecostals, who conjure up the Holy Spirit on their own, without the Word and Sacraments. But their real masters are the occultic teachers of Asian religion. That is where Norman Vincent Peale got the book he plagiarized (The Power of Positive Thinking) and turned into a best-seller. Schuller copied the concept as Possibility Thinking, and Fuller Seminary copied him. When I hear Jeske calling on the powers of the universe to help us with our personal problems, Time of Grace, I am hearing Asian religion – which I have covered in about 50 university classes.
So let’s look at this leper’s faith, which is a prelude to the Roman officer’s faith story. The leper did not deserve to be in the crowd. He was loathed and feared by everyone. They did not want to catch his disease, which can be communicated. Worst of all, he had the look of a dying man. If he had a shack, he would never put up a mirror to see what he had become. Doubtless he was very weak too. The crowd could have pushed him into the ditch or beaten him away with their staffs. In spite of his fears and self-loathing, he went forward and asked in faith.
So it is when we come before God to receive His grace through the Means of Grace. We do not come to the Throne of Mercy because we are worthy but because we need His cleansing. The Gospel is not logical or reasonable. We have to overcome the limits of our human reason to trust in God’s mercy, to receive His love and forgiveness.
And the way we deepen that trust is to abide with Christ in the Word and Sacraments. As God taught us, this alone is the way in which His grace comes to us. This alone is the work of the Holy Spirit. And only through the Means of Grace do we produce the fruits of the Spirit, because the fruits come from God – not us.
The Roman Officer
The centurion was a high-ranking Roman officer, a man who had survived many battles and the incredible rigor of Roman military life. A Roman soldier never rested. He was always in training or in battle. If he needed work to be done, there were camps to be set up and stone walls to be built. Many European towns began as Roman outposts and camps. Just to illustrate one job of the soldiers. They built 10 foot walls for their camps, but also dug 10 foot deep ditches in front of them, sometimes behind them as well. That is an enormous amount of soil and rock to remove. The idea was to make the wall intimidating and almost impossible to scale. No soldier was ever asked if he felt motivated to do such work. The orders were given and he obeyed. Death was the penalty for not obeying, and there was no trial.
The only way to understand the second miracle completely is to realize that the officer trusted in Jesus so completely that he confessed before the crowd –
“I am a Roman officer. I do not deserve to have You enter my house. If I command something to be done, it is done in an instant. No one doubts or questions my word. I do not debate whether it will be followed. I know it will because I have absolute authority given by Rome. I hold life and death in my hands. Therefore, to heal my dear servant, You do not need to come to my home. You only need to say the Word and he will be healed. I know that, because I understand that You have divine authority far beyond my human authority.”
10 When Jesus heard it, he marvelled, and said to them that followed, Verily I say unto you, I have not found so great faith, no, not in Israel. 11 And I say unto you, That many shall come from the east and west, and shall sit down with Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in the kingdom of heaven. 12 But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Jesus marveled at the officer’s faith, so faith in Christ must be very good indeed. He even said that the centurion’s faith was greater than anything in Israel. The typical request was to have Jesus present, but the centurion understood the efficacy of the Word. He had that kind of human authority, but it was derived from Rome. Jesus had and still has divine authority from Himself – as God.
How troubled must many Lutherans be, to overlook this passage and think that faith is a virtue of man and must be denigrated! That is the position of UOJ, which comes from Pietism. And yes, it is Pietism that trusts in the works of man and the outward signs of religion. Pietism is Law-oriented: real, relational, and relevant – they claim.
The faith of the centurion means utter trust in God’s Word. Jesus is conveyed to us in the Word and no other way. Mormons tried to tell me the Bible was confusing. I said, trying to be Baby Blue Eyes, “Do you mean that God became man, died on the cross for our sins, rose from the dead, and then communicated this message so that no one could understand?”
The Pietistic cell groups (small groups, lay led koinonia groups, share, care, affinity groups) demand works.
The centurion was a prime example for his time. If he stood in the market and ordered people to leave, they would leave without hesitation.
Therefore, when Jesus said, “Be healed,” at whatever distance, the servant was healed.
God says, “Your sins are forgiven.” They are forgiven. This is God’s command, not our feelings.
God says, “This is My Body, given for you for the forgiveness of sin.” That means receiving the Sacrament in faith forgives our sins. Rather than doubting the abundance of the Means of Grace, as the non-Lutherans do, we should be thankful for the many ways in which God’s grace comes to us in the form of the Word.
Connect the Dots To See How Anti-Lutheran WELS Has Become.
1 - 2 - 3 - 4
Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "WELS Welcomes Winsome Waldo Werning":
(W)ELS Synod has been supporting the New Age Emergent apostasy for a long time by enabling and protecting the Church and Change false teachers. It's no mistake that DP Buchholz' church is currently promoting David Kehl's church growth business in their Jan 2011 Newsletter along with Jeff Gunn and the (W)ELS MOG apostate conversion of your kids. Here's the snippet from Church and Change's 2007 Conference featuring Kehl and other wolves in the (W)ELS.
109.... Learning to Teach Adults Today
Pastor Dave Kehl
(Dave.Kehl@sab.wels.net)
How can we best draw people into the life-giving words of Scripture to discover the mysteries unfolded for their lives? Brain research, cultural awareness and technological advances bring new insights on how adults learn. This workshop will look at four basic areas of brain discovery that help increase the learning connection. During the workshop we will also discuss and demonstrate six techniques available to enhance the communication of Bible truths to our audiences today.
Pastor Kehl is Administrator of WELS Adult Discipleship and Director of Milwaukee Institute of Christian Studies for the development of spiritual growth and lay leadership.
http://www.churchandchange.org/home/2384/2384/files/CanCprogram.Web.pdf
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GJ -
1. David Kehl was one of The Guilt Factory staff in charge of their Airport meetings, which were nothing more than Church Growth conferences, perhaps one last gasp at "getting things going." As the comment above shows, Kehl is a Church and Change leader.
2. David Kehl is speaking at the Kingdom Workers workshop, which is promoted by District President Buchholz, who complains that the Boomers are slack in doctrine.
3. David Kehl is connected with Waldo Werning, Who's Who in Church Growth in the LCMS, according to C. Peter Wagner.
4. David Kehl is an advisor to the WELS feminist conference, also involved with Thailand. Synod President Schroeder promoted the feminist conference in his own email newsletter, although that was billed as an accident caused by some gremlin while he was away in India.
As anyone can see, truth is on the scaffold and error on the throne.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
The Lutheran | Moving forward: Congregations split, thrive following 2009 Churchwide Assembly action
The Lutheran | Moving forward: Congregations split, thrive following 2009 Churchwide Assembly action
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A year ago, some 60 people began a new church when their congregation, Central Lutheran, Elk River, Minn., voted to leave the ELCA. Elk River Lutheran just celebrated one year as a new congregation. They gather in leased retail space, led by their pastor, Cynthia L. Ganzkow-Wold, who says it is "a welcoming, biblical and joy-filled place to be." |
Justification Book Proof Copy - 99% Done
I received the proof copy of Luther versus the UOJ Pietists: Justification by Faith.
The lay-out looks great and the contents are coherent. I am doing final fixes, with my gruff but likable editor, and some other readers. I can do ongoing improvements and additions in the future.
I will be sending copies around to seminaries, colleges, students, and professors. If you would like to help, the cost to send one copy at my price is $15 with shipping. You can write the check to Bethany Lutheran Church, 1 Silden Lane, Bella Vista, AR 72715. Bethany is an ecclesiastical corporation, a real church.
You can also bulk order at wholesale prices through me. Let me know at
gregjackson1948@qwest.net.
Pope John the Malefactor in Art
The Prime Minister, as Alladin, pulled out an imperial crown for Victoria.
Norman Teigen has left a new comment on your post "Norman Teigen on WELS Dominance of the Little Sect...":
W you please remove the caricature of President Moldstad. I find it offensive and do not wish for anyone to think that I approve of it.
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Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "Norman Teigen on WELS Dominance of the Little Sect...":
The best part is that it isn't a caricature.
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GJ - I am solely responsible for the delightful, fun-filled Photoshops on this blog. Caricatures always have fun while making a point. I am British on my mother's side, so I am inclined to admire and copy the work of Punch magazine. The example above is no longer under copyright.
One Punch cartoon showed Queen Victoria with Mr. Brown, rumored to be her husband, thanks to a morganatic marriage after Prince Albert reached room temperature.
British rulers in India had a habit of grabbing nearby territory on a pretext, because the subcontinent was actually managed by a corporation, the British East India Company, just as Canada was first managed by the Hudson Bay Company. One British agent grabbed the province of Sind, so Punch ran its cartoon with this Latin caption - Pecavi. In English, that means "I have sinned," a great pun on "I have Sind."
If the British can have fun with their monarch and Prime Minister, I can post Photoshops of Lutheran mis-leaders. Moldstad threatened to kick a congregation out of the Little Sect if they did not void their call of Pastor Rolf Preus. That is papal rather than Lutheran.
There are three reasons to remove a man from the ministry:
1. False doctrine.
2. Inability or unwillingness to do the work of the pastor.
3. A scandalous life.
In all three cases, proper procedures must be followed, so the leaders are not tempted to become dictators who remove pastors and teachers for disagreeing with them.
District Popes are doctrinal pussycats until someone has a different opinion or points out something wrong. The congregation gives up the concept of the divine call when it allows meddling church officials to violate that call, especially when it is done in the background through disruptive, dysfunctional members.
Readers should remember that the same hoity-toity poobahs of Lutherdom have covered up murders, child molestations, embezzlements, and many other crimes - even to the point of committing felonies themselves. Obstruction of justice, hiding evidence, is a felony.
Pope John Paul II had priestly records removed to Rome, where they could no longer be subpoenaed by the courts.
WELS Welcomes Winsome Waldo Werning
Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "Dave Kehl and Waldo Werning and WELS Womens Minist...":
Dave Kehl is being promoted by (W)ELS CA/AZ DP Pastor Jon Buchholz' Emmanuel Church in Arizona.
WELS Kingdom Workers
Men's Workshop
"Taking Christian Leadership to the Next Level" Jan 29, 2011
http://www.elctempe.org/home/180001623/180001623/2011-01%20January.pdf
Whether they turn a blind eye or give them a leg up, (W)ELS Leaders are enabling the plummeting spiral of apostasy in the Lutheran Synods. The leaders have made this choice on their own but it's the laity who are being sheered of their Confessional Lutheran wool, left naked and broke on the side of the road, to be picked up by another false prophet because what they've been fed is the same thing being fed to the lost.
What a shame, the laity should be disgusted.
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GJ - Werning is not known for being a confessional Lutheran in the LCMS. He is known for promoting Church Growth doctrine (Enthusiasm) for decades. C. Peter Wagner listed him as one of five (5) LCMS leaders in the Who's Who in Church Growth list. Valleskey quoted him lovingly in that odious essay extolling the Church Growth Movement.
Nothin' says lovin' false doctrine more than the Changers working with Werning and Hunter, promoting Sweet and Stetzer.
The Werning/Hunter confab was blocked - gasp! - but the Sweet conference was held. Remember the write a letter, tell me to my face rubric of WELS? Paul Calvin Kelm would not even answer anyone about the Sweet conference.
Norman Teigen on WELS Dominance of the Little Sect on the Prairie
Norman Teigen has left a new comment on your post "Where Are the Works of Faith with UOJ?":
There is, sadly, a legacy of church toxicity present in all denominations. As one who was raised in the conservative Lutheran tradition (ELS) I have seen my share of sorrow in the Little Norqegian Synod.
Your post and a pastoral retirement this weekend brought the subject of religious toxicity back into my thoughts.
The retiring pastor is LC-MS. He is one of about 15 or 20 ELS guys who were forced out when they were young. Now these men, having faithfully served in the pastoral ministry for many years, are at retirement age.
I see it as a generation of pastors sacrificed for a hollow set of ideals.
I am not exaggerating when I say that the ELS is less of a synod with these lost men who have been replaced by men of mediocrity.
The ELS has particularly been adrift since the late 1980s when the Orvickean hierarchy kow-towed to the men of WELS. The WELSification of the ELS is noted by all and mourned by many.
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GJ - I still have the essay that the ELS leaders wrote against the leftward drift of the LCMS. I keep that as proof that clergy once had spines.
The leaders are not going to change what has feathered their nests, given them trips abroad, and left them unchallenged.
They all saw the Thrivent and Schwan money as a great blessing from heaven, but selling a billionaire an indulgence so he can marry his married, papist girlfriend? Could that be corrupting? Not for those who believe, teach, and confess UOJ.
Dave Kehl and Waldo Werning and WELS Womens Ministries
WELS church lady has left a new comment on your post "Waldo Werning, LCMS, Reveals His Church Growth Net...":
Dave Kehl is advisor to the WELS Womens Ministries. Wake up people! If you are lucky to attend one of these workshops, you had best keep your wallet on a chain. A string of garlic around your neck would not hurt either.
If Joe Krohn is reading this post, could he ask Mrs. Krohn to share her comments regarding the deaconess program. (I did not want to share email contents without permission)
In Christ,
from WELS church lady
Ho, Ho
Narrow-minded Lutheran has left a new comment on your post "Bueller, Bueller. Anyone? Anyone?":
Sorry I poorly worded my point. ELCA is rotten, but the smugness of Missouri and WELS is nauseating. It would be like going on a date with a known prostitute vs. going out with a "nice" girl that tells you she is a part-time prostitute as you walk her to the door at the conclusion of the date. Once the "nice" girl is discovered to be not-so-nice, would you not run as fast as you could? Wouldn't you feel proud to take her home to Mom and Dad?
This was me five years ago in Missouri. Yes, we always pointed out the errors of ELCA, and rightly so. When I started considering sem, I began to study and look into things. The conclusion was that practice was not nearly as orthodox as the talk. I also concluded from this study that the vast majority of the laity are either ignorant, poorly catechized, or simply will never leave or make waves because their great-grandparents were LCMS-ers.
Missouri bad-mouths ELCA for their tolerance of homosexuality, and rightly so; but Missouri fails to discipline in the case of an openly-homosexual music director out West. Missouri bad-mouths ELCA for liberal Communion practice; but an LCMS seminary prof told me that it's the DP's job to enforce closed Communion when I asked him why the LCMS was not addressing the issue of closed Communion. Missouri bad-mouths female ordination in ELCA, yet LCMS females are allowed to assist in the distribution and readings.
I could go on for pages, so enough. My ultimate point is that LCMS is twenty-to-thirty years behind ELCA.
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GJ - WELS and Missouri are almost the same. The Little Sect on the Prairie objects to nothing in WELS and has its own Church and Change (Emerging Church) parish.
So ditto the ELS.
WELS Invited Werning and Kent Hunter, Both Fuller Alumni, To Teach Them
Narrow-minded Lutheran has left a new comment on your post "Waldo Werning, LCMS, Reveals His Church Growth Net...":
I started to read "Making Missouri Functional Again," but couldn't bear to finish it. From skimming through it, the point just seemed to be to slam Fort Wayne. Dr. Scaer and Dr. Marquart were portrayed as part of some conspiracy.
I often wonder what caused the Ft. Wayne mass-exodus to Constantinople. Yes, most of it is simply not adhering to the Lutheran confessions. But I also believe some of it was over-compensation for the CG infection in the LCMS. "High Church to the max" for the sake of Law and not Gospel could lead to infatuation with EO, witness Fenton.
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GJ - Lest you forget, Werning also went after me for two pages in Functional.
The irony about The Surrendered Fort and Our Lady of Sorrows* is this - they were so disgusted with Entertainment Evangelism from Church Growth that they went for Entertainment Evangelism from Rome and Constantinople.
I favor formal, liturgical services - even high church worship. However, the new mode is clearly a case of worshiping the style of worship while sinuflecting to Rome, perhaps with a short stay in Istanbul first. UOJ led the way to Church Growth and to Incense Growth.
* - The Surrendered Fort is Concordia, Ft. Wayne
Our Lady of Sorrows is Concordia, St. Louis.
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WELS church lady has left a new comment on your post "WELS Invited Werning and Kent Hunter, Both Fuller ...":
Waldo Werning! He was awarded the McGavran(spelling?) Church growth award. It's true. Could you even imagine? Bruce Eberle(aka Jeske's BFF, aka rightwing Washington insider of fund raining scams, aka gazillionaire) of the Church And Change fringe of the WELS, worked for Werning's God's Word To The Bible Society. This is all part of the deadly achievement of a one world religion. God has been demoted to the Grand Architect. I thought that we were saved through faith in Jesus.
In Christ,
from WELS church lady
[GJ - Spelling does count in WELS.]
Friday, January 21, 2011
Where Are the Works of Faith with UOJ?
I had an unusual experience this week. Pastor Jenswold moved up to Fox Valley and out of the parsonage where we once lived. A member found an entire box of memorabilia that belonged to us. When we moved, some boxes did not fit in the trucks or car, and I asked several times for those boxes to be shipped to us at our expense. Two members and the congregational president promised to do that. Nothing happened.
That box sat in the parsonage for 17 years, but no effort was made to send it to us. The Jenswolds certainly knew it was not theirs, because our names were all over the inside, in personal letters, greeting cards, photo calendars from my father's doughnut shop, etc. They did not take the box along, but they did not do anything with it, either. A member found it in the parsonage, looked inside and contacted me, very friendly and helpful.
The contents involved some of my wife's favorite or most personal memories. For example, many people wrote us letters when Bethany was diagnosed with a terminal neurological disorder. One letter of comfort came from Yale professor Nils A. Dahl, now enjoying eternal life. Another came from my old-fashioned vicarage supervisor. Others were written by family and friends.
The photo calendars are rare and personal. The oldest one shows my cousins as young children. It is 66 years old. Others show me and family members at various stages, from the childhood of the Jackson kids to displaying our own children.
Who would keep these personal materials from their owners for 17 years? Would a pastor and his wife think that the parents of two children who died might enjoy Christian letters of comfort? However, Jenswold apparently derived his perspective from VP Paul Kuske's expert opinion - that I was crazy. (In WELS, crazy is defined as "someone opposed to clergy adultery and Church Growth," because WELS adores both.)
I am mentioning this incident because it illustrates the basic attitude of the WELS clergy. They glory in being petty, vindictive, and destructive, even though they howl with outrage about someone being "unbrotherly" or "unloving." I know from many other conversations that the WELS pastors glory in their dirty tricks, which are not harmless pranks.
WELS clergy behavior is based upon their sacred doctrine of forgiveness without faith. That is why they are so legalistic and Anti-nomian at the same time. They have no grasp of the relationship between Law and Gospel. They have programs to manufacture love and friendliness, but what is that without the Gospel itself?
WELS clergy can hardly choke out the words "Means of Grace," and they certainly cannot articulate the effective Word. They spend their energy attacking faith supporting a cowardly Universalism.
I hear from people abused by the Wisconsin sect. I try to comfort them by suggesting the WELS did them a favor by hating them away. The problem is that WELS was the universe for most of them. Once they were hated away, either as laity or church workers, most stopped speaking to them. I find the experience funny, when I attend an event and someone makes a point of seeing through me, glaring at me with laser eyes, or walking by. Missouri does it too. I am sure the ELS ministerium-- what's left after Pope John's messianic leadership--has pledged to shun me too.
I think it is funny because WELS, Missouri and the Little Sect on the Prairie are not my universe. I am not related to their bigshots and ex-convicts. But I do understand how the excommunicated feel.
I became a Lutheran through the Word, especially by experiencing the Word in a liturgical service. The actions and teachings of the LCA, Missouri, and WELS have been a crushing disappointment to me. Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile to address people who would work with ELCA while pretending to look down on them.
If I gave details about who has contacted me about the abuse they have experienced in WELS (especially) and other situations, readers could figure out who those people were. I remain vague for a reason. The present and past synodical leaders have a lot to answer for, in their abuse of church workers and members.
The ideal stunt in WELS gives away nothing. The idea is to leave the recipient seething and yet not able to say anything. No matter what the clergy claim, they do not listen to anyone talking to them about their imperious attitudes. They retaliate, especially if it involves criminal behavior. When one pastor discovered a district official having a merry affair, the result was a hate campaign against the pastor who found out and responded, while the adulterer was rewarded.
Write a letter? The WELS SP does not respond certified letters. Nor does Jenswold. Nor does his brother-in-law. Instead, their ELCA pastor friend responds!
In this case--the Babylonian Captivity of our possessions--Pastor Jenswold can claim innocence. How can anyone prove why he did do anything about the memorabilia?
The Captivity ended up being the perfect stunt, because someone displayed the kindness and consideration so often lacking in the WELS clergy. Mrs. Ichabod was able to enjoy a concentrated feast of memories, many from people who have now died. I doubt that the box, as packed, would have remained intact and unscattered from our many moves.
Another Canadian Lutheran Seminary Bargain - Ideal for WELS, LCMS, ELS
Bruce Church wrote about the inexpensive Missouri seminary at St. Catherine's, Ontario, so I looked up my old seminary and found a real bargain.
Waterloo Lutheran Seminary tuition and fees.
An international student (Yankee) pays only $3,000 net per term, thanks to a generous credit. Senior Yankees (over 60) pay only $2,000 net per term.
Canadians pay less than $2,000 - unless they mean servants and maids when they say "domestic students."
The advantages are many. Waterloo's first president was Little, a UOJ advocate - once admired by Robert Preus, no less. He mentioned Little to me.
Thanks to UOJ Pietism, the seminary moved from its original base to the Canadian version of ELCA, eh? They were a bit ahead of ELCA in gay marriage department. My vicarage congregation announced they would perform same-sex marriages whether the synod approved or not. An Episcopalian bishop was interim senior pastor for a period of time. All of the above would have given my vicarage supervisor a coronary, stroke, or both.
Waterloo did not ordain women when I graduated in 1972, but one woman was a student. Now women are faculty members and ordination is open to everyone. The lesbian bishop of the Canadian Lutherans came from Waterloo and the Eastern Canada Synod, although biographical details are sparse and vague.
Some advantages for the Syn Conference guys:
1. Experience ecumenism. The seminary usually has students from various denominations, all pursuing ordination or earning a real degree after ordination.
2. Enjoy co-ed seminary instruction. The progressives who want to have women openly ordained and teaching men should spend some time in Waterloo. You also have twice the chance to find a date for Saturday night.
3. Meet future leaders. The lesbian Lutheran bishop of all Canada is from the seminary. The newly fired head of Church and Society, ELCA, graduated from Waterloo. Least of all, this blogger, without a friend in the world, earned an MDiv before heading to Yale University and Notre Dame, taking up a blog that no one reads because it has no credibility.
Satire button off.
Looking the seminary is good reason to follow Lenski's advice - "Resist the beginnings." I loved being in Ontario and serving at that huge church for several years, as a student worker and vicar. There was little difference at that time between St. Peter's and the nearby conservative LCMS congregation - worship, practice, doctrine, and culture were almost identical.
I was already getting in trouble for challenging people in class at Waterloo. But I never expected the depths of apostasy and depravity that would hit that school in the years to come.
The downward skid is just like the acceleration of a falling object. The initial movement is slight, but it keeps picking up on the way down. Try to stop a sect which is going straight down at full speed. God's Word can do it but few want to apply to Word to anything.
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bruce-church (http://bruce-church.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "Another Canadian Lutheran Seminary Bargain - Ideal...":
Yes, the liberal Lutheran seminaries are all relatively very inexpensive. It's counter-intuitive that the conservative seminaries used to have many more M Div students than the liberal seminaries, and ended up being more inexpensive. You'd think more students, the cheaper it would get. However, some devil whispered it into the ears of synodical officials that seminary students would make good cash cows, and it's all history now:
seminarian cash cow:
http://www.ericnagel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cash-cow.jpg
I say conservative seminaries "used to" have more M Div students because both LCMS seminaries are now pushing only 50 M Div students per class, with the rest being filler students. They are only 30 years behind the liberal seminaries in that regard.
What's not so funny is LCMS seminary profs advise their students that upon graduation (M Div) they should go for a higher degree, or go study for six months at Westfield House in Cambridge, the ELCE seminary, which has access to Cambridge library. They think they are in the old days when students graduated without debt, without huge student loan bills to pay back, and they had contacts who would pay for such things. Seminary students who approach rich donors generally are told they are 25,000 donor request letters from synod too late, and almost all their discretionary money is gone, and like Esau, the students would have to accept a lesser blessing, or nothing:
http://www.westfieldhouse.org.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2&Itemid=3
The timeline of a Bible for the British Isles « Churchmouse Campanologist
The timeline of a Bible for the British Isles « Churchmouse Campanologist
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bruce-church (http://bruce-church.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "The timeline of a Bible for the British Isles « Ch...":
"In Bible publishing, a copy costs the printer little more than the paper."
Counterfeiting without going jail, basically.
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GJ - That is an excellent comparison, Bruce. I may forgive you for the bird swing link.
The timeline of a Bible for the British Isles
January 21, 2011 in Anglican, Protestant | Tags: Anglican, Bible, Christianity, church,England, Henry VIII, John Wycliffe, King James Version, Lollards, Myles Coverdale,Protestant, Wales
Reformation Anglicanism recently featured an article from the King James Bible Trust which explained the evolution of the Bible in English and other languages specific to the British Isles.
Most of us, even those with a cursory knowledge of Church history, are aware that owning or reading a Bible in a language other than Latin incurred severe penalties in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. The Church — accurately, as it turned out — feared that Scripture in the vernacular might lead to groups of people meeting up to discuss what the Word says against the Church’s interpretation as delivered from the pulpit. Certainly, the Church wished to guard against heresy, always a danger from the time of the Apostles to the present day...
Read more at the link.
The Lutheran leaders betrayed their members and pastors to make the NIV supreme - just to grab some bucks for themselves.
Now they want the ESV.
The language is always changing, they say, so we need an entirely new translation to bribe us as publishers.
In Bible publishing, a copy costs the printer little more than the paper. Everything else is profit. No wonder they want new hymnals and Bibles every few years.
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bruce-church (http://bruce-church.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "The timeline of a Bible for the British Isles « Ch...":
"In Bible publishing, a copy costs the printer little more than the paper."
Counterfeiting without going jail, basically.
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GJ - That is an excellent comparison, Bruce. I may forgive you for the bird swing link.
Waldo Werning, LCMS, Reveals His Church Growth Network in WELS.
Conerstone, Heart in Focus:
Same Propaganda as DP Buchholz
The email was sent to WELS pastors.
Dear Pastors and friends in the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Church:
Some of you will know me from books which Professor Jeske reviewed in your theological journal or from some of the stewardship books and “building healthy churches” resources that have a strong Lutheran foundation. I have had the privilege of working with Jeff Davis and Rev. Dave Kehl in their exceptional and excellent money management and financial planning resource, Heart in Focus, as I was looking over their shoulders and was able to bring them to Dave Wetzler of ChurchSmart in St. Charles IL to publish those materials, which then NPH was able to co-publish. I am also happy to share with you that I have been able to give encouragement to the development department of Rev. Mark Jeske’s Time of Grace, which is very strongly supported by The Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod.
Jeff Davis has been an encouragement for these “Turning Donors Into Disciples” workshops, and especially to offer to pastors and congregations of the Wisconsin Synod in Arizona at this time. As you can see from the attachment which tells of the great benefits, the responses and experiences that we had in the Ohio and South Wisconsin Districts shows that pastors and their church leaders saw this as a one-of-a-kind and unique resource to overcome the financial crisis and meltdown that churches and their members are facing at this time. If you answer yes to the two questions in the attached message, then I believe that you will be joining us at this February 19 workshop and we will welcome you with a great handshake. By the way, Dave Wetzler of ChurchSmart, who is the host of this workshop, is giving books and materials that equal the registration fee, so there will be no financial loss for your attendance.
You may register with me or ChurchSmart, and I would be happy to get emails to answer your questions.
Even at this late date, we are still looking for the possibility of a WELS congregation to make their facilities available for this non-fellowship educational event for Thursday morning, February 17, to give church leaders an opportunity to attend besides Saturday afternoon.
May God give you a grace-filled 2011 in Christ!
Yours in Christ’s service of biblical stewardship and building healthy churches,
Waldo Werning
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Is your church experiencing a financial crisis where action is required now?
Does it lack the funds needed for your ministries, even salaries?
If you answered YES to any of these questions then
“Turning Donors Into Disciples”
FAITH-RAISING, NOT FUND-RAISING
is a workshop that you and other leaders should attend.
Where: Where: PHOENIX AREA, Christ Greenfield, 425 N. Greenfield Rd, Gilbert, AZ 85234
When: Saturday, February 19, 1-5pm
Cost: $25 each or $100 for Groups of Five
Pastors and leaders at Wisconsin and Ohio “Stewardship of Giving” workshops tell how they were greatly benefited. District Stewardship leader Thomas Soltis tells that this “Christian Giving Resource” fills a necessary niche and is a stewardship goldmine that provides 12 basic “giving” books and materials for more than five years. He said that these programs will change the stewardship culture of churches from maintenance to grace-giving, from a focus on what the church wants to a focus on what God asks…It shows how the church can kill the budget virus and needs disease through first-fruit, generous giving and tithing through such programs as Consecrated Stewards.
A Milwaukee pastor joined others from Ohio and Wisconsin, writing, “We learned to lead by example to communicate productive ministry, not our budget, and to plan effective corporate stewardship and reach all members.” Other comments:
· “The Ministry/Mission Financial Proposal was an eye opener to take us on the road of faith-raising rather than fund-raising.”
· “We saw that personal money management and financial planning in the book and program, Heart in Focus, changes the stewardship culture in churches.”
Dr. Waldo Werning, author of “Turning Donors Into Disciples,” will be joined by other presenters that will help increase giving and finances in your church substantially.
The benefits of this workshop are too great to procrastinate. Please register now.
You may register online by emailing customerservice@churchs mart.com. You may gain more information by phoning David Wetzler at 800-253-4276 or at www.churchsmart.com, clicking the training button on “seminars”.
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The pioneer amputee who climbed Mt. Rainier was asked what he learned from his achievement. He quickly responded, "You can't do it alone."
Let us introduce ourselves, the ChurchSmart team, committed to bringing you excellent products at affordable prices.
Let us introduce ourselves, the ChurchSmart team, committed to bringing you excellent products at affordable prices.
- Dave Wetzler is the founder and owner of ChurchSmart Resources. He has served as a pastor (5 years), denominational executive (17 years), and since 1996 as a publisher and NCD Trainer. His education includes a B.A. in Bible and Theology and an M.A. in Management.
- Bob Rummel serves as Operations Manager. He has eleven years of editorial and Christian bookstore experience. His education includes a B.A. in English from Wheaton College.
- Christina Bowman is responsible for customer care. She is a recent graduate from Wheaton Academy, and since then has been a previous student at Kendall College in Chicago. She also serves as co-leader of the young adult women’s ministry at Medinah Baptist Church.
- Phil Newell operates the warehouse, providing timely shipping on all orders. At 22 years of age, Phil has the task of keeping the organization feeling young. He is a missionary kid from Indonesia who recently spent 4 years of study at the Moody Bible Institute in Chicago.
- Bob Logan serves as the Director of Research and Development and will continue to develop new products and seek out the best resources available
to help you minister. He graduated from U.C.L.A. with a B.S. in chemistry, an M.Div. from Western Baptist Seminary in Portland, Oregon (pastoral studies), and a D.Min. from Fuller Theological Seminary (church growth).
- Barb Palmiter is responsible for customer care. She comes to us with 22 years of service in a Bible College. She has a B.A. in Religion and Philosophy, with a Biblical Studies emphasis, from the King's College.
- Jack Stephenson serves as our NCD National Ministry Coordinator. Jack assists in the development of new NCD training resources, trains NCD Coaches and Licensed Trainers and provides strategic planning assistance to denominations implementing NCD within their judicatories. Jack has a Doctorate in Church Growth and serves as the senior pastor at Anona United Methodist Church in Largo, FL.
GJ - Many have noticed that the people identified as Church Growth leaders are the same ones promoted by the Wisconsin Synod.
I have known Werning since colloquy days, when Kincaid Smith introduced me to him. Smith admitted in print that he resented my published criticisms of Church Growth.
I am current FB friends with Werning. I am always trying to convert people to Lutheran doctrine.
Werning told me he was trained at Fuller Seminary and later denied it, until I quoted from my Day-Timer. I said, "On this date I asked you, and you said you did study at Fuller." Soon after I heard from ELS Pastor Paul Schneider that Werning was trashing me. He said, "What did you say to him to make him so angry with you?"
Werning also made clear in various conversations that he worked closely with WELS and the Little Sect on the Prairie, all Church Growth leaders.
What enraged so many "conservative" Lutheran leaders is the evidence I published showing they were really second-rate Babtists grubbing for money in the name of "Growth." They never achieved any growth, except to transfer doctrinally inert members from other congregations of the same synod. That is the established policy of "missions" in WELS today - to start parasitic missions to siphon from WELS congregations.
I am sure Keith Free will put a stop to that. Ha!
Berg and Hagedorn before him were trained at Fulller, smitten by Fuller.
Did some pastor really dress in drag and preach at Free's congregation, posing as the woman at the well? I asked him and got no answer. If so, it had to be a memorable moment. "We are very strict in WELS. We do not let a woman preach (not obviously, anyway), so we do sermons in drag."
As readers can see from the previous published ad published by DP Buchholz for the Mark Jeske/Jeff Gunn show for teen cutters and stoners, doctrinal discipline in WELS is aimed only at those who question Holy Mother Synod.
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Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "Waldo Werning, LCMS, Reveals His Church Growth Net...":
(W)ELS is promoting Consecrated Stewards which is an LCMS effort with support from ELCA.
It's also a horrible prosperity gospel driven effort and a blatant offence to the Holy Spirit and His work through the Gospel purely taught.
http://consecratedstewards.blogspot.com/
The glory of the (W)ELS.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Money Management in WELS - Cornerstone Stewardship "Ministries"
and Cornerstone Wild Hare Fund-Raising.
rlschultz has left a new comment on your post "Speak Up":
From my own experience, all of the above observations fit quite well. In the situation that I referred to, it was strictly a budget problem. The teacher was told after the last day of the semester. I am sure that there was much more to it all. It was the tip of the iceberg. The congregation just had a multi-million dollar expansion. They had engaged in full fledged masonry evangelism. They were borrowing against the pledges for the expansion to meet their operating costs. In a rare moment of conscience, they realized that this was wrong. My beloved wife had pointed out the total of 10 full time called workers on the payroll, including the full time child care director. My response was "that is a lot of salary and benefits". The expansion was sold to the voters with the assumption of a growth in both members and amount per giving unit. That never materialized. After three capital appeals, they are still coming up short. The third capital appeal caused my departure because they had contracted with Cornerstone Stewardship Ministries. (continued)
rlschultz has left a new comment on your post "Speak Up":
Working backwards from the comments:
Grumpy, I have been a part of the scenario which you have described. I was an elder when we had a pastor who was well known for his rather intimidating cold stare. Did they teach him this at the Sausage factory? I plead guilty for not speaking up when I should have. This is just another indication that the WELS can really be an abusive cult. When my wife and I were discussing the termination of the teacher's call, she reminded me of the history of the grumbling members who always talked, but never acted. When I was an elder, the Council President did stand up to the pastor. The pastor's knees buckled. Schoolyard bullies can get rather timid when you stand up to them. Members would complain that the same lapdogs would always be elected. In all honesty, who would want to serve under those conditions? (continued)
rlschultz has left a new comment on your post "Speak Up":
Mr. Meyer,
I agree about the WELS is cloudy (by design) concerning the doctrine of the public ministry. Furthermore, they co-mingle it with the doctrine of vocation. I have heard it said that everyone is a minister. But wait, not a public minister. So, then what they say they mean by everyone being a minister is that everyone has a calling. By that, they meant to say that they are talking about the doctrine of the vocation. Why did they not say so from the start? If it sounds confusing, it is. I'll bet that they use this convoluted argumentation to justify Bishop Katie being a "Worship Minister". I have also seen this used in a round about way to shame members into serving on one of the many useless committees. In other words, you are not really serving the Lord unless you are doing busy work in the congregation. (continued)
rlschultz has left a new comment on your post "Speak Up":
The name calling is usually engaged in by those who have no legitimate argument against you. It is similar to that schoolyard bully who does that in front of his minions to look tough. An abusive sect can be an equal opportunity offender. I have witnessed several faithful teachers get treated rather harshly. When members expressed outrage about it, they were called troublemakers. Mr. Jungen, thank you for pointing out that the congregation bears the responsibility for supporting the called workers. As we have been made aware of here on Ichabod, there are many faithful and knowledgeable laity. They need to be reminded to pray for and support their called workers.
Removing a Church Worker Properly
Scott E. Jungen has left a new comment on your post "Bueller, Bueller. Anyone? Anyone?":
Brett,
I believe teaching of false doctrine,not being apt to teach, scandalous life are some the reasons for removal from the ministry. Those are the ones off the top of my head.
Nowhere of which I know does Scripture say anything about church budgets. Hmmmmm.
Scott E. Jungen
PS- Another reason is health. But I saw that misused to remove a coworker the principal didn't like. Soooooo.
SEJ
Bueller, Bueller. Anyone? Anyone?
Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "Speak Up":
This discussion brings up the nature of the (W)ELS doctrine concerning the Public Ministry of the Word (PMW). Clearly those in the office within the (W)ELS agree with the doctrine as it's taught and enforced (enforced is a strong word in the (W)ELS concerning doctrine, maybe encouraged or suggested would be better - have you read the essays in the (W)ELS Essay files?!).
(W)ELS teaches that they have the God given right to change what Christ instituted and restrict parts of the overall PMW responsibilities to one individual (male or female) and still call it a divine office instituted by Christ. They still insist that it's a divine office into which Christ Himself calls these people to serve. This is why they can so easily remove someone from the position. They have taken Christ's place. Certainly (W)ELS President Moldstad set a solid precedent when he wickedly schemed to have Pastor Preus removed from his active call. Less than a handful of churches protested so the churches that remain in fellowship with the (W)ELS agree that his Antichristian behavior was acceptable. I say, so far (W)ELS is getting less then what they have asked for. Why are you upset at the termination of this pastor? Or any pastor.
What are the reasons Scripture gives that allow the removal of the man that Christ calls to serve a congregation?
Bueller, Bueller....anyone?
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GJ - Many times they hate someone out of the call, and they wonder why the children of church workers are not signing up for their $100,000 college degrees. Ha.
WELS is dead, and the Amen! Corner is sure to follow.
Missouri loves to work with ELCA, too. That will make Missouri even more like ELCA, and not make ELCA more like Missouri.
They all agree on universal absolution - without the Word. Doctrinal agreement and fellowship always work together.
M. Loy on Doctrine
His Delaware, Ohio congregation is now ELCA.
Matthias Loy, Lutheran Standard, May 15, 1886, p. 84 (as cited by C. George Fry in The Springfielder, October 1974, Volume 38, Number 4, Matthias Loy: Theologian of American Lutheran Orthodoxy)
"What was once settled as fundamental orthodoxy has, in various particulars, become strangely disturbed. The old ways of thinking no longer fit and satisfy and command the stern and unfaltering consent, as they once did . . . Notice the contradictions, the inconsistencies, the vacillations of theological opinion, in all statements of our time,--how vague the language chosen, how uncertain the note struck, how many the loopholes of evasion! . . . . Try if you can get a definite declaration of theological faith from your intelligent friends of any denomination. Question the professed teachers of religion, and notice how slowly, how guardedly, how vaguely they answer direct inquiries....There has been an almost universal loosing of old moorings, a breaking away from the firm fastenings of other days, a drifting no one can tell whither."
Speak Up
rlschultz has left a new comment on your post "Bruce Church on the Synods Dividing and Conquering...":
Likewise, the laity should sound off before they depart from a CG congregation. At my former WELS congregation, a veteran teacher recently had his call terminated after the first semester. Usually, those calls are terminated at the end of the school year. Many of the members are up in arms because this faithful servant was given the heave-ho rather abruptly. My beloved wife commented that most of them will complain but get over it. Unfortunately, she is correct. My response was what they needed to do was to let some leaders know just exactly what they think, then walk away and never come back. The Wisconsin Sect has whipped so many into silence that only a few will have that much needed Luther moment and stand firm.
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Daniel Baker has left a new comment on your post "Speak Up":
Right, Scott. and I'm just a brainwashed, maligning grandstander.
In all seriousness, the case rlschultz describes is currently happening to a teacher I had back in gradeschool (this is his third call since then). He is the principal, but from what I gather that congregation most likely terminates positions based on seniority.
The most disconcerting thing, however, is not that they terminated him, but rather that they notified him right before Christmas. This is the third position at a WELS church in the last decade that has failed him, and they have the gall to notify him over the holidays? They were so eager to let him go that they couldn't wait until after New Years to do the dirty dead? Merry Christmas!
Party Outreach - The CORE Did This First
http://apprising.org/2011/01/16/seattle-seahawks-have-more-than-a-prayer-on-sunday/
Seahawks have more than a prayer on Sunday
Two churches in the Seattle region are hosting tailgate parties to celebrate God — and the Seahawks.
By Sonia Krishnan
Seattle Times staff reporter
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Ryan Meeks wants to explore a question: Why shouldn't Christians be considered world-class partyers?
The 32-year-old will be talking about this on Sunday at Eastlake Community Church in Bothell.
Where he is the pastor.
Where 4,000 congregants will be tailgating during his sermon.
Where, as the Seahawks try to fight their way through another round of the NFL playoffs, there will be no mention of sin or guilt or immorality for indulging in that ultimate American pastime — rooting for one's hometown team.
Trust that it will all be done with plenty of pulled pork, beer, big-screen TVs and trucks, Meeks said. He's even bringing in his old Volkswagen bus. Kids are also welcome to run free in the church's big warehouse space.
"The church is the last place in the world where you'd expect to find people happy or excited or partying," Meeks said. "But why do we have to be so separate from what's happening in our culture? You should celebrate when cool things happen in your community."
And Meeks' church just happens to be where quarterback Matt Hasselbeck and a few other Seahawks attend Sunday services.
For North Sound Church in Edmonds, tailgating also seemed the perfect solution to bring God and his football followers together.
Kickoff is at 10 a.m. That posed a conflict.
So earlier this week, Pastor Barry Crane and the church's worship pastor started kicking around ideas about what to do.
Their solution? Have one service at 8:30 a.m. instead of three throughout the morning, and throw a party/sermon/killer breakfast at the conference center across the street. Prepare enough food for 300 people. Open it to everyone. And voilĂ : A tailgate church service was born.
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Attendees, by the way, are urged to wear Seahawks colors.
So do Meeks and Crane think God will have a hand in the game's outcome?
"I would love to see the Bears get thrashed," Meeks said, laughing. "But to thank God if we beat another team? That might be a stretch of theology."
Crane got straight to the point.
"I don't think this is something God is too concerned about," he said.
Then he added quickly: "We're pulling for the Seahawks, of course."
Sonia Krishnan: 206-515-5546 or skrishnan@seattletimes.com
Library Liquidation Sale - The Spanish Armada
$40 plus shipping, including a second book on the Armada.
Garrett Mattingly's Defeat of the Spanish Armada
'I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but I have the heart and stomach of a King, and of a King of England too ...' Elizabeth I to her troops at Tilbury, during the Armada crisisThe defeat of the Spanish Armada in 1588 marked a defining moment in British history. A small, Protestant nation, ruled by a Virgin Queen, faced, and faced down, the overwhelming power of the Spain of Philip II, the self-appointed champion of the Roman Church. The image of Sir Francis Drake, calmly finishing a game of bowls before sailing out to confront the largest seaborne invasion in England's history, stamped itself for ever on the national psyche.
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GJ - Folio Books are often reprints of great classics. This book explains the details of the defeat of the Spanish Armada, a force so great that England should have been reduced and made a Roman Catholic vassal state again. Mattingly had the gift of burrowing through the archives and making the historical facts interesting and fun.
Folio sells a book for a time, then stops. This seems to be out of print at Folio.
How many students raise their hands and say barrel staves defeated the great Armada?
I have included a second book on the Armada, a slender volume called The Great Enterprise, published by Folio. This volume reprints documents and illustrations from that conflict.
Contact me at gregjackson1948@qwest.net
Make a Bird Swing
Birds love to perch near their food and water, to have a safe place for watching the surroundings.
The closer the birds are, the more interesting they are to watch.
A bird swing is easy to make and fun to watch in action. I am the least likely to make anything except a new book, but I did come up with the recipe for this.
At a hardware store:
1. Buy a metal rod of suitable length, such as 12 to 24 inches. The circumference should be narrow. A wooden dowel will also work for this, but a threaded metal rod will stick in the chains better.
2. Buy two lengths of chain where the links allow the rod to pass through. If the clerk asks what this is for, make something up. People think bird swings are weird. I suggest, "This is a lightning rod for my hamster cage." Believe it or not, that will be more acceptable than "a bird swing."
3. Buy two hooks that will screw into the window frame on top.
4. The chains hang from the hooks and the metal rod goes through the chain links.
Soon the birds will land on the swing and have a merry time on it. Smaller birds will favor it, because they can maneuver a landing. Two or three will swing on it at once, depending on the room allowed.
Doubtless a perch could be fashioned easily too, but I like seeing the birds swing back and forth, and they seem to enjoy the movement. A bird will land on a narrow branch of the bush near the feeder and swing back and forth. The vertical sprout will only hold one small bird, so he knows he will not look down and find a cat crawling up to catch him.
Snowed In, With the Birds
Yesterday, Sassy Sue and I filled the Duncraft bird feeder with black oil sunflower seeds and added new corn to the squirrel feeder. We also scattered seeds in the front of the house, in the rocky area sheltered from snow and rain.
I heard about a storm coming, but our little corner of Arkansas usually misses the worst storms, which go north into Missouri or south toward Little Rock and Fort Smith. Nevertheless, we had about 3 inches of snow on the ground this morning and another 3 on the way, the Bella Vista equivalent of a blizzard. We cannot leave the house today, but I imagine salt and sun will do the job Friday and Saturday.
The birds were already accustomed to our feeding areas, which include two spots for suet. This morning the birds were up before the sun, getting their morning Jo from the sunflower seeds and suet. Cardinals flock together in early spring because they have not chosen a mate and established their homesteads yet. We have 3 or 4 males cardinals happily eating from the same feeder.
The seed cost is about $1 per week. The suet cost is pennies per week. I can buy a basket/suet combination for $2, and that lasts for months. Refills are about $1, with interesting variations aimed at the buyer.
I will consider roasted mealy worms in the future. That is a blue bird favorite. They enjoy them live most of all, but that is not on the agenda.
Gardeners should start planning natural settings for promoting a bird-filled yard. Seedy flowers to consider planting are:
1. Sunflowers.
2. Cosmos.
3. Zinnias.
4. Safflower.
Birds love trashy, leafy, branch-littered areas for nesting and feeding. Trashy does not mean bags of garbage, but dead leaves, long grass, weeds and herbs. Leaves at the base of bushes will help feed the bushes via the earthworms, and the dead organic material will attract creatures for the birds to eat.
Blue jays and cardinals love bushes, and evergreens are popular with most species. Birds want a safe place to watch the feeder and to eat. A bird swing is easy to make and hang. I will put up a separate post on that project.
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Brian G. Heyer has left a new comment on your post "Snowed In, With the Birds":
I'd also suggest purple coneflower (echinacea). The goldfinches flock to them for weeks to pick apart the seed heads. Don't plant near a path, as the seed heads are annoyingly stiff and prickly, but created perfectly for nervous finches.