Tuesday, May 6, 2025

The Laughable Lutherans

Synodicals adore stealing the hip publications of others.


The Big Five Apostates - ELCA-LCMS-WELS-ELS-CLC (sic) - have one thing in common: they hate Luther with an unbridled passion. They made the 500th Anniversary a joke and did their best to avoid anything suggesting the Reformation. Their congregations have melted away, so they are left with the passive, uneducated, NIV-loving apostates who enjoy opposition to the KJV and worship at least once a month. 

Speeding downhill with no brakes and plenty of hard cider, the officials place the blame on someone else for some other reasons. That has worked for several generations, as proven by the antiquity of many Ichabod graphics.

This may be too obvious - the best approach is to teach the Scriptures as is, removing the synodicals' own merch. The executives always want newer hymnals, better (haha) Bibles, and outside music because the latest hymnals are not awful enough. Picture five kids singing something they heard over Christian radio - yep, that quality of sacred music.

We use The Lutheran Hymnal and those hymns and we study books of the Bible, chapter by chapter.