Monday, July 28, 2025

Time To Dump the Big Five Apostates - ELCA-LCMS-WELS-ELS-CLC (sic)

 

Newly elected Presiding Bishop Elizabeth Eaton, 2013.

I will cover the ELCA convention in Phoenix, starting on July 28th, bidding a fond farewell to the most obnoxious  of the five sects, all united by Universal Objective Justification and Thrivent irrevocable annuities.

ELCA has lost about 50% of its membership since the January 1988 merger, hastened by the radicals, a Spindletop of gleeful vulgarity.

Spindletop - Known for its gushing.

 Newly vaccinated Presiding Bishop Eaton.


I am going to post very little on the Big Five Apostates because there is much more to be said elsewhere about the Scriptures, sound doctrine, Luther, and the KJV.

I will also post a series about good nutrition and the God-given benefits of healing rather than fast-fooding.

"Brett, Liz had a wonderful 12 years of expelling traditional Lutherans. Could I be Bishop again?"


 This beautiful graphic was sent to an ELCA bishop, by mistake!
 That is what the layman claimed.