Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Part Two - ELCA in Despair - They All Came Tumbling Down

 






Part One - ELCA Seminary Summarized Merger Disasters

LSTC - Seven mergers rolled into one stink-bomb.

Luther Seminary - Partnered Northwestern Seminary, Sinking Fast

United - Gettysburg and Philadelphia - New President Accused of Heterosexualism

Pacific - Rolled Down the Hill, To Make Room for Muslim Education






Part Two - Even Worse ELCA Seminary Mergers?

  • Southern is the nickname for the $30,000 a year cost to study at Lenore-Ryne College, where the chickens have come home to roost. They include various denominations (Babtist, Mefdist) to beef up their enrollment. Shrinking and moving the seminary has become a lively sport in ELCA.
  • Trinity in Columbus gathered Hamma Seminary at Capital University to shame the Scriptures, the Reformation, and their $90 million losing lawsuit. 55 students? Maybe less. Sodom and Gomorrah is their theme, which they were parading decades ago, as I saw on their notices about upcoming ordination.



  • Wartburg Seminary promotes the DEI pronouns, which are hilariously goofy on their faculty page, only for some of the women and men, looking like fad-conscious grammar idiots. 

Their grammar is not so hot either - "It’s always a great idea to seek out additional funding sources.  We maintains (sic) a list of outside scholarship opportunities."