The Big Four Apostates (Minus the CLC) Gathered on a Desert Island To Hide Their Panic

 

A lot of money was used to give LCMS-WELS-ELS a vacation. Thrivent should have sent their bishops along - about 60% women, 9 of the 66 bishops certified as gay. Slick Brenner would have heaved - his son was trained by Jesuits.

The executives have one thing in common - they hate the King James Version, but love every paraphrase that brings them money and promotes their error. Their beloved NIV makes money from every Universalist windbag in the world - "Romans 3:24 and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus."

The group suggests their flop-sweat is at its peak -

1. Glittering new buildings are now older and not wiser, a real drag.
2. They knew the student drop was coming - and it's here!
3. Two bordello-quality gyms are 30 miles away from each other. 
4. All the cool new versions of everything printed have driven people away.
5. They reach out to Church Growth enthusiasts and fail as copy-cats.

Many of us saw it coming and very few acted on it.