Friday, August 18, 2023

United Methodist Church Arrogantly Allows Its Conservative Congregations To Leave the Sect - To Reward the Officials for Their Apostasy

 

Christian colleges are selling their assets to nearby schools. LCMS is accelerating its Geronimo exits.

The Florida United Methodist Conference is letting some parishes leave, as long as they leave a dowry behind. I could mention that none of the Left-wing officials are true to their founders or the Scriptures.

The following churches were approved for disaffiliation, pending completion of all exit requirements.

Atlantic Central District  
ChurchCityExit Obligation
Canal PointCanal Point$25,538
CommunityBelle Glade $50,069
Community of Hope Loxahatchee $863,246
Georgianna Merritt Island $349,157
Roseland Roseland $88,091
   
East Central District  
CommunityDeBary $88,286
DeLeon SpringsDeLeon Springs$25,358
Dundee  Dundee  $45,033
First  Clermont $422,894
FirstDeLand  $233,109
FirstTavares $171,972
Pine Castle Orlando  $460,335
   
Gulf Central District  
Alturas Alturas $15,385
Bay Hope Lutz  $1,135,566
FirstLutz$146,535
New HopeBrandon$421,470
Palma CeiaTampa$293,576
Sylvan AbbeyClearwater$48,414
Tampa KoreanTampa$139,350
   
North Central District  
Crystal RiverCrystal River$135,053
Grace at Ft. ClarkeGainesville$266,878
Little Chapel-SantosOcala$23,082
New HopeCitra$4,491
Spring LifeSpring Hil$233,984
   
North East District  
FaithJacksonville$65,157
FirstCallahan$36,591
Lakewood   Jacksonville$358,990
MiddleburgMiddleburg $97,068
PiersonPierson  $33,677
RiverdaleSt. Augustine$18,602
St. JamesPalatka$79,258
WelakaWelaka$4,500
   
North West District  
FirstAlachua$114,126
FirstLake City$93,433
Deer LakeTallahassee$134,798
KillearnTallahassee$463,857
SalemHavanah$63,585
WaukeenahMonticello$24,039
   
South East District  
CommunityMarathon$53,053
Korean American of S FloridaTamarac$152,573
North Hialeah HispanicHialeah$44,957
   
South West District  
AlvaAlva$56,061
ChristLehigh Acres$107,004
ChristVenice$460,688
EdgewaterPort Charlotte$189,310
EnglewoodEnglewood$381,681
EsteroEstero$291,889
FirstMoore Haven$40,254
FirstSebring$209,446
FirstClewiston$69,775
GraceCape Coral$609,539
OnecoBradenton$61,912
Port CharlottePort Charlotte$182,934
St. James/New BeginningsSarasota$69,192
St. JohnSebring$112,721


Joe Henderson is the News Content Editor for FLUMC.org
jhenderson@flumc.org


Jack Smith Rages at Trump, Because This Ahab Has Sought A Prize Now Dragging Him Down


"To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee." Herman Melville, Moby Dick, Last Chapter.

PS - Going to Melville's home and reading the book again encouraged me to finish Catholic, Lutheran, Protestant

Note the use of "thee, 2nd singular" which would have been confusing if "you single or plural" had been used. 

WELS Acid Reflux from Eight Years Ago - Illumine!

This equipment cost over $10,000, I believe.
The video is donkey-awful.





BUILD SYSTEMS THAT WORK FOR YOUR CHURCH


 Pastor Kent Reeder is at the Exponential Conference this week - April 27-30 - and will be regularly posting notes and thoughts based on the sessions and speakers in the conference. Please note that while many of the speakers at the conference are not confessional Lutherans and will, therefore, have some errant theology, the principles discussed are scriptural and godly. [GJ - What about the ding-bats who attend?] Pastor Kent will filter anything that isn't valuable out of these posts - you can enjoy the beneficial parts! [GJ - Oh! Oh! Oh! Church Growth Ecstasy!]
presented by Ryan Kwon
Why build systems?
1. Hell is bad, the gospel is good. You have to love people A LOT if you are going to invest the time and effort into building these systems. Your heart has to be breaking to motivate you to be as efficient as possible in your efforts.
2. Every system gets outdated. What got you through the first year won't get you through the next, and the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. The people, the city, the congregation, and you will change on a regular basis. Your systems have to change with them. 
Remember, the question we ask about how to be effective in our congregations will stay the same until Christ returns, but the answers will change.
3. Every church grows. The question is whether your church is growing toward health or toward disfunction [ Sic - dis is a spelling error, dysfunction]. Think systems first, let them create your church, and become proactive in your growth. If your church is driving your systems to change, you will be a reactive church. If your systems are driving your church to change, you will be a proactive church. 
[GJ - Somebody translate this booschwah into something about the Means of Grace.]
Truths about Systems
1. Systems are the engine behind mission and vision. 
2. Systems make vision into reality. 
3. Visions inspire, but systems modify behavior. (Neither is stronger than the other.)
4. It's a system problem, not a people problem. Stop blaming your people. Start blaming and fixing your systems. 
If you think to yourself, "I don't have a system in place for this." You're wrong. You do - it is just terrible. 

[GJ - The liturgy, the Lutheran hymns, shudder - the Lutheran name, the Confessions, the Means of Grace, the efficacy of the Word. You have to dump all that, according to James Tiefel's wonder-boy.]
The Building Blocks of a System
1. Expectations - Have a clear goal for this system. You must build a clear expectation for this system.
2. Rewards - What is rewarded will be repeated. You must build a reward in for the good things. 
3. Consequences - If the vision doesn't happen, you must have consequences. 
4. Communication - How and how often you will communicate within this system.
5. Behavior - This is where the rubber meets the road. This is what a system creates and affects. 

[GJ - Management speak. Oh, I just love that. Leaders have to...lead. You must have S.M.A.R.T. goals. You must have a mission/vision statement because all the corporations do. You must have enthusiasm, no, passion. Yes, a passion for everything you do because passion makes things happen.]
People need regular reinforcement in systems. (Fortunately for Illumine, we can reinforce the systems at the beginning of each trimester because we have this pre-existing system.)
Principles that Shape Various Systems
1. Staff Systems: Spin fewer but larger plates. Anticipate change-ups and adjustments as a result of leaders growing and fitting new spaces. Get the right people at the right places. 

[GJ - Spin a few big plates - like offering plates? WELS did that with Marvin Schwan.]
2. Sunday Systems: Know your guest experience. Systems should be flock focused, not sheep focused. (Think about people, not just a person.) 
3. Discipleship Systems: Know what a disciple is. Know how they are formed. Know how to identify/measure them. 
- Pastor Kent Reeder

Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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GJ - Take a long look at their pagan logo: lightbulb, flame, and a screw.

http://illuminechurch.com/about-illumine/

ABOUT ILLUMINE

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Illumine is a new church. We started in May of 2013 and officially launched public worship services here in Rock Hill on April 13th, 2014. We exist so that Christ may shine brilliantly on us, in us, and through us. To that end, we focus on worship (Christ shining on us), education (Christ shining in us), and community service (Christ shining through us.) On a given day, you might see us volunteering, gathering in a home or conference room for a class, preparing for worship, or praying together for each other and York County. 
Illumine welcomes everyone. Everyone needs a chance to refresh - that's our Sunday morning. Everyone deserves a chance to grow and be more than they were before - that's our education goal. Everyone benefits when we serve those around us - that's why we aren't working unless we're reaching out to the community. We'd like your input in this process. We'd like your help with this process. We'd like you engaged in this process. Get in touch anytime: illuminechurch@gmail.com &(803) 810-9398, or come by and visit us at our ministry center - 1262 Riverchase Blvd., Rock Hill, SC. 

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http://illuminechurch.com/faq/

What should I wear to worship?
Honestly, this question is much less important than we tend to realize. Wear whatever makes you and those around you comfortable. If you want to dress up for church, by all means, go for it. If you believe it's judgmental and unfair when we force people to dress up for worship, wear something else. 
The bigger issue is this: if you have issues with the way people are dressing at Illumine, come find Pastor Kent Reeder. We'll talk about it, because there's probably something that needs to be addressed. What exactly that is will get figured out when we talk - and at the end of the day, isn't that why we come to church, anyway?

GJ - If you still have issues, we will beat you like a rented mule. Ask Ichabod.


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