This should be as pan-Lutheran as Thrivent, because all the Lutheran sects are involved in the cover-ups, lies, and threats against the victims.
Does showing porn to a female church staff member count?
Need a call to a foreign mission field? Drive your car up a utility pole - drunk. The same Circuit Pastors and District Presidents who manufacture any slander against dissenters will say nothing about your close encounter with the utility pole - "Awfussur, I never saw it coming!" - and your DUI ticket.
Need to establish CRM status after being forced to resign? Teach false doctrine copied from Enthusiasts, lie about it, drink on the job, scream at female staff, and share your fantasies, porn, and disgusting slang with women. Outraged by the truth, take your victim to court. Bonus - you get a divine call as your reward.
Never forget WELS Sharia law - anything done to her is her fault alone. She will be blamed, humiliated, and drummed out of the sect. The only sin is telling the truth, and that is never forgiven.
|Martin Luther College's ministry program will|
|transform your son!|
|Just kidding. I am Lily Reborn now.|
If you like cross-dressing and role playing another sex, the WELS educational system is perfect for you - light on English skills, heavy on drinking and cross-dressing. You can graduate, get ordained, and join your church council in a cross-dressing picnic, like Mrs. Andy Mueller, Church and Changer extraordinaire.
|Your hooker - or perhaps a cop - is on the Net -|
waiting to fulfill your fantasies or fears.