Showing posts with label Liz Eaton. Show all posts
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Thursday, August 24, 2023

Lutherdom Explained by Two Major, Successful Onslaughts


The Lutheran sects of America are overwhelmingly Calvinist and Papal, blended together in their hatred for the Biblical Reformation of the 16th century. As Chemnitz wrote in his Apology of the Book of Concord - the non-Lutherans who broke from Luther were not Reformers but wannabees! The copycats feigned fidelity to the Bible but they wanted a copyright for their strange and contradictory claims. Thus Zwingli established the foundation of Calvinism by rejecting the efficacy of the Word and the Means of Grace.


Although many Babtists teach faith in Christ, the burrowing Babtist-Calvinists seem to be taking over in the name of covenant. Covenant means God will only prosper those who give 10% and more to God - "He won't bless you unless you bless Him."
  • Hast thou not noticed that all the modern Bad Bibles are variations on doubt, Zwingli, and Calvin? 
  • And the Bad Bible Boosters (RSV, NRSV, ESV, NIV and Beck) mock the King James Version?
  • And that the KJV unifies Christendom instead of dividing and destroying?






The origin of the Bad Bibles is the KJV Revision of 1881, as illustrated above. In short, the worst apostate leaders in America and Britain beat down the conservatives and the very limited scope of the Revision. They created such a horrible, dishonest Revision that no one would buy it once they saw the contents. Nor could anyone fix the Revision because the Biblical harlots were striving for total control.

Fifty years later, the Revision popped up again, like a bloated pig inflated by its death in a flood (which we saw during the St. Louis, 1993 flood. The 1930s hailed modernism, cooperating with every sect, and lusting for merger. Like the Methodists, the Lutherans figured out that they could steal all the assets by making the conservatives march away in a fury, leaving almost everything behind, keeping their old hymnals and little else.

The Lutheran blogs and discussion groups today are laughable, with almost no content, no Reformation knowledge, and no sense of humor. They used to rage against the efficacy of the Word in the Means of Grace, but now they rest on their flaccid fannies and praise one one another for their leadership. 
The apostate sisterhood has been capitulating to the Zwingli Calvinists for almost 100 years:
  1. Bad Bibles
  2. Worsening Hymnals
  3. Constant digs against the Reformation.

ELCA-LCMS-ELS-ELDONUTs Love Dress-Up Day



The orans or angel pose seems to have spread its infection to the quasi-Lutherans. 

One historian called it "sinuflecting toward Rome," sneaking and snaking toward Roman Catholicism while tugging along the denomination. That was the plan of Cardinal Newman, and it worked fairly well. After all, he wrote "Lead Kindly Light," a hymn suited for all religions.

The Lutheran Church in America promoted the sisterhood first, awkwardly at first. At the Ad Fontes Holy Communion service, Synod President James Crumley looked strangely at the female pastor using the extreme orans pose, bowing toward the communion elements.

Christina and I did not participate, but wondered afterwards how much wackier worship was going to be in the future. We saw the same sort of Romanizing at Ft. Wayne, with David Scaer marching down the aisle in a big ceremony, as if in a trance.

When two WELS pastors side-stepped over to the LCMS, one posed in his pink cope - or was it rose? WELS finally abandoned their Geneva (black) gowns in favor of Vogue gowns. Progress?

At an ELS installation, the pastor genuflected toward the elements. Missouri began using incense. ELDONA regressed from Eastern Orthodox threads down to Almy Roman Catholic costumes - enhanced by EO haybale beards.

Lutherans have been buying Roman Catholic Bibles and promoting the Apocrypha for decades. Let's face it - the Apocrypha is boring and uninspired. 

"Ask the Pastor" should be banned until Lutherans have exhausted the treasures of the Bible and repudiated the detritus of the Revision.

No words - they even found a way to top Liz Eaton, with ELCA's United Not-Lutheran Seminary.

Matt the Fatt:
"Oh, I could sing a sonnet
About my bishop's bonnet
If I had some donuts
At the ELCA parade."

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Dr. Walter A. Maier Is Condemned as a False Teacher by Herman Otten, Matt the Fatt Harrison, Pope Paul the Plagiarist McCain, Mirthless Mark Schroeder, Pope John the Malefactor, the Mordor Seminary, the LCMS Evolution Seminaries, the Little Sect on the Prairie, and the Toxic CLC (sic)

The only distinction is that the CLC (sic) is alone in sponsoring Donkey Basketball.


Why are the seminaries and synods falling into ruin?
Pastor Walter A. Maier (PhD in Semitics, Harvard) saw the danger, but the Preus brothers and Otten trashed his memory by making Halle's University's Objective Justification their fictional Chief Article - as did WELS.

E. H. Wendland proved that - once upon a time - the various Lutheran groups recognized the difference between Justification by Faith and Objective Justification.

However, today the topic is avoided, as if Justification by Faith is not a goad in their sensitive hides. Oh, but the Chief Article is a goad, so painful that the apostates immediately gather to pound, insult, slander, and extend the Left Boot of Fellowship - in Christian love - to the offender.




This only proves my contention, that the UOJists are pathological liars. If they really were confessional, as they claim, they would say, as expressed by E. H. Wendland:
"They teach Justification by Faith, but we teach Universal Absolution without faith." (clarity added)

John Sparky Brenner exemplifies this cowardly switching of OJ and Justification by Faith. His theme is Justification of the World, but he twists Justification by Faith into these strange words - "individual appropriation of forgiveness." Check out Romans 5:1-2, Sparky.

 Have you boys even opened...


Romans 4 - 5?
Imputation (counting us righteous) if we believe.