They loath Justification by Faith, the Reformation, which is why they ridiculed Luther for the 500th Anniversary, to sell some cheap trash.
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They call themselves "Confessional Lutherans" but they do not study or understand the basics of the Book of Concord.
They love to designate themselves as "Orthodox Lutherans," but their little puddle of dogma comes from Martin Stephan, who gave his syphilis to the young women who serviced the self-proclaimed bishop.
They claim to be "distinctly Lutheran," which means worshiping every CFW Walther, C. Peter Wagner, Donald McGavran, and Mark Jeske quote.
They are Biblical - no really! - even though they drool over the latest butchered snip and clip fiasco.
They adore the NIV, even though many non-Lutherans fail to see any quality or accuracy in that money-maker.
