Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Closeted Calvinists Embedded in the Church Shrinkage Movement



John Calvin, trained as a lawyer,
still appeals to Lutheran apostates.


Librarian types like to distinguish between Zwingli and Calvin, but their doctrine was quite similar. Zwingli was first and rather crude in his pronouncements. Calvin came later and wrote more refined prose. After Luther died, the crypto-Calvinists took over Luther-land and chased the genuine Lutherans away, as much as possible. They did this by claiming to be the real Lutherans, the ones who cared about the Church. They lied and manipulated.

Zwingli and Calvin are the same because both divorced the work of the Holy Spirit from the Word. They were Enthusiasts, a cohort condemned in plain, clear language by Luther in the Smalcald Articles.

The gurus of the Church Shrinkage Movement are closeted Calvinists who hold the same doctrine. The closeted Calvinists reject the efficacy of the Word and teach against efficacy wherever possible. Where are the sacraments among the closeted Calvinists? Has Pastor Jeff (Gunn) ever had a communion service? The question alone should sound Klaxon alarms throughout the sect.

Examine the chief theologians of WELS and Missouri. Valleskey wants to grow figs on thistles, in the name of "spoiling the Egyptians," a phrase stolen from Larry Crabb, who stole it from Augustine. Does anyone write his own material in the CGM?

Kent Hunter (DMin, Fuller) argues that shepherds do not have sheep, rather sheep have sheep. Thank you, Church Doctor, but where is that in the Gospels? Second Pasadenians?

Paul Kelm (DMin, St. Louis) writes that the Word is efficacious, but not effective. His course at Wisconsin Lutheran College, required for graduation, was full of required Reformed reading. WLC had the gall to require the course and to overlook the artificial insemination of its students. Closeted Calvinists do not believe in The Word, but they do believe in unlimited quantities of their word.

Waldo Werning--official xeroxer of the Church Shrinkage Movement--has never seen a Zwinglian concept he does not like.

Larry Olson is still listed in WELS as a Dr, even though he admitted in Christian News that he did hardly anything at Fuller to earn the prestigious DMin degree. How does a paucity of effort make someone a Dr. of Theology? Of course, he is not. Like Kelm, he wants people to think he is. So Church and Change lists him as Dr. Lawrence Olson when no one in academic life accepts a degree invented to get people back into seminary for continuing education.

Recently there was a Gratuate (sic) Faculty Conference at MLC, where he works, posing the question: Can anyone spell in WELS?

This Will Make Your Monitor Blur



Governor Palin hugs Chloe, who has Down's Syndrome.


Meeting Chloe Nolan

National Review ^ | 9/9/08 | K-LO/ElRushbo

Posted on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 5:49:20 PM by pissant

This exchange is from today's Rush Limbaugh Show:

CALLER: And I wanted to share a story with you. A week ago last Saturday we went to the Palin-McCain rally in Washington, Pennsylvania, was the day after he announced her, and we have a five-year-old daughter with Down syndrome, and we made a sign that said: "We Love Kids with Down Syndrome." So when they pulled in their bus the sign did catch their, McCain and Palin and the rest of their family, it caught their eye, we could tell, they gave us a thumbs-up from the bus, so we were all excited just by that —

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So then we moved around as the bus was getting ready to pull out, we kind of positioned ourselves so we could just wave them on and a Secret Service agent came up to us and said, "Hey, can you come with us?" I was like, "Do we have a choice?"

RUSH: (laughing) You shouldn't have worried. It's not the Clinton administration.

CALLER: Right. So we accompanied them up the hill, we went right to the bus, where it was, and Governor Palin, Senator McCain, Cindy, Todd Palin, they're all standing there. We're in this inner circle with just us and them, and the Secret Service agent, and they came right up to us and thanked us for coming out, said they loved our sign, and Governor Palin immediately said, "May I hold your daughter?" and our daughter Chloe, who's five, went right to her, and I have some pictures I'd love to send you maybe when I'm done here, but Governor Palin was hugging Chloe, and then her little daughter brought their baby Trig who has Down syndrome from the bus, he was napping, and Chloe went right over and kissed him on the cheek, and my son Nolan who's nine, he thanked her.

Schroeder Post Corrected




I was browsing through old posts and saw that my original post about Mark Schroeder (WELS Synod President) and TELL was in error, especially since someone sent the whole document. (For some reason, I do not keep copies of TELL.) I had more than than single sentence from my database, so I could not let the original post stand.

I corrected the original post, as I recently pointed out to a friend.

I hope this will encourage WELS to retract its "spoiling the Egyptians" position on the Church Shrinkage Movement, UOJ, and various other errors.

Good News at Northwestern Publishing House



One for the good guys.


Mark Buske has left a new comment on your post "Triglotta at NPH":

NPH did release the rights to the printed version. CPH, I believe, is planning to do this as an on-demand title, but I'm not sure they are ready with this yet.

The electronic version being talked about in previous posts includes Bente's Historical Introductions as noted and uses the Libronix Library System by Logos (www.logos.com).

Mark Buske
NPH Marketing Director

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GJ - Signed comments are always welcome. They will be reproduced verbatim, especially when alerting people to important doctrinal books.

Old Synodical Conference




Some readers probably think the purpose of the old Synodical Conference was to restore the teaching of the Book of Concord and Lutheran doctrine.

Maybe not.

New research from the Ichabod global network has some surprising information for everyone.

Everything will start to make sense:

1. UOJ, its crafts and assaults.
2. Receptionism.
3. Church Shrinkage Movement.
4. Sinuflecting to Rome, often via Constantinople, with a pit stop at ELDONA.

Good News in the ELS





Pope John the Malefactor, world traveler, did not extend the Left Foot of Fellowship to anyone last month, according to his newsletter, published at the Little Schoolhouse on the Prairie.

The ELS should apply for a Schwan grant for an auto-focus camera. No?

Ichabod Does Spell-Check for the Entire Internet




The pastor no longer "wears a rob" (sic) at St. Mark's DePere (WELS), but an alb.

I think Bailing Water caught this first.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ichabod Does Spell-Check for the Entire Internet":

I have not seen an alb at St Mark's; pastors wear suits.

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GJ - Has anyone heard a Lutheran sermon at St. Mark's? That is the real question.

Come On, Baby, Light My Fire




Cringe inducing, from Augsburg1530
Posted on June 18, 2008 by Mollie
I go to a church that is a member of the Southeastern District. We’re Ablaze!

An Ablazing Event!
The congregation of St. John’s, Farmville VA has received a firetruck and repurposed it to be a witness tool in the community. They will be dedicating it for mission on Sunday, June 29 at the 10:00 A.M. service. Pastor Joel Giese says: “The idea is simple. People, children especially, like fire trucks. They will come to see the truck and we have the opportunity to speak about Jesus. As the vehicle moves to and from events, it acts like a rolling billboard. I believe it will spark interest. The best part is that it is easy and fun. Who knew that easy and fun could be used to describe Evangelism?!”

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GJ - What do all these gimmicks have in common? Deformed theology. According to their best theologians, God's Word is dead until we make it come alive by making it appealing, germane, and reasonable.