Alan Lubeck Author
ICHABOD, THE GLORY HAS DEPARTED - explores the Age of Apostasy, predicted in 2 Thessalonians 2:3, to attack Objective Faithless Justification, Church Growth Clowns, and their ringmasters. The antidote is trusting the efficacious Word in the Means of Grace. John 16:8. Isaiah 55:8ff. Romans 10. Most readers are WELS, LCMS, ELS, or ELCA. This blog also covers the Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodoxy, and the National Council of Churches.
| Liz Eaton is already showing that her victory was Pyrrhic. |
I know how many will respond. "So what does he know? He drives a 21 year-old car and broadcasts from the spare room of a rented house."
The Solution
WELS, Missouri and the other corporations have established a fool-proof method of failing. They are not businesses, nor are they charities or agents of social work activism.
They have already flopped and will continue to decline, like the 300 year old church near the Philadelphia seminary (ELCA), closed by now.
Congregations and church bodies can only thrive on faith in Jesus Christ, the efficacy of the Word, and the Means of Grace.
The heirs, actually the illiterate inbreeds of CFW Walther, have squashed faith in Jesus Christ with so much energy that they rave like crack-heads against Justification by Faith. Their favorite Bad Bibles - the Evil Four Plus the Beck - are designed, fluffed, and edited to destroy faith in Jesus Christ and His Gospel Message.
The time has come for these money-fied institutions to stop robbing everyone with their deluxe salaries, benefits, cars, and vacations. They do not visit the poor but grovel before the rich.
I realize than many want to drag out their pathetic CPH books and similar toxic publications, as if they hold the ultimate truths. Here is a laugh - a future seminary WELS president attends Fuller Seminary, denies going there, and writes a disgusting textbook textbook on how to do everything wrong via Fuller. The efficacy of the Word? - what's that. The Means of Grace - no, we need to grow.
Nothing good will happen until the dreary denominations return to the Source - the Scriptures. Any version will do, as long as it is equal to the King James Version and not other cures like the Covid vaccines and kudzu vines.
Since the victims of this fiasco are being threatened with even more toxic waste, they have to rely on the King James and shorter works by Luther, not 400 page "Small" Catechisms.
Romans 1-5 is a good start.
Explanation
Only two books in the Bible start the same way - "In the beginning..."
People should be especially alert to this fact. This statement by God is so powerful and eternal that not even the Bad Bibles -- the Evil Four Plus One - can extinguish Creation by the Word.
Genesis 1 opens with the Holy Trinity - the Father commanding Creation, the Son executing His commands, the Holy Spirit conveying this truth to us.
John 1 teaches us that the Son is the Word of God, and He is named as God - I AM - in many sermons of the Fourth Gospel. The three-fold use of the Word in John 1 reflects the Triune God and the Three Persons.
KJV John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
2 The same was in the beginning with God.
3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
The English language, blessed by the KJV and Shakespeare, has given us a key to modern science. All living things are creatures - created - and not evolutes - evolved through dank and complex accidents developed in perfect harmony over billions of years.
Creation itself is proof of the efficacy of the Word. In my study of Judaism during seminary and Yale Divinity School, I learned that rabbis considered the Word to be God's powerful Word in every possible way. There are many rabbinical stories that illustrate this power.
Calvinists treat the Scriptures as dead letter. The preacher or teacher must make the Bible appealing and reasonable. For them, the Scriptures are like a garden statue, pointing the way, nothing more. That is why the Calvinism of Stephan/Walther has turned into rationalism and Universalism in WELS, Missouri, the CLC (sic), and ELCA. Seminex was widely scattered in the Lutheran groups, like the flu, among pastors and congregations who bowed to Tietjen. A surprising number of ELCA bishops were first in Seminex, crawling out of the Slough of Despond to infect more people.
Roman Catholics worship and obey the Pope's commands, which are always contrary to the Gospel. That makes the Smells and Belles of high church Lutheranism so appealing to those wearing papal costumes.
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| Those who pretend to love the Book of Concord also fake a knowledge of Martin Chemnitz. The Formula of Concord, 1580, leaves them in the dust. |
Complete Luther Sermon - Luke 19:41-48. Tenth Sunday after Trinity
6. As though he would say: Oh, if you only knew what belongs to your peace, that you might not be destroyed, but be preserved with both temporal and eternal peace, you would yet this day consider, and redeem the time! And now it is high time for you to know what is for your highest welfare. But you are blind, and will neglect the opportunity, until there shall be neither help nor counsel. As though to say: Here you stand, firmly built, and within you are strong and mighty men, who, secure and happy, think there is no danger! Yet, about forty years more, and you shall be utterly destroyed. The Lord plainly says this in these words: “For the days shall come upon thee, when thy enemies shall cast up a bank about thee, and compass thee round, and keep thee in on every side and shall dash thee to the ground, d and thy children within thee; and they shall not leave in thee one stone upon another; because thou knowest not the time of thy visitation.”
7. But the Jews were stubborn, and depended on God’s promises, which they thought meant nothing else than that they should continue forever.
They were secure, and vainly thought: God will not do such things to us.
We own the temple; here God himself dwells; besides we have mighty men, money and treasures enough to defy all our enemies! For even the Romans, and the emperor after he had conquered the city, confessed that the city was so well and firmly built, that it would have been impossible to take it, had God not especially willed it. Therefore they trusted in their own glory, and built their confidence on a false delusion, which finally deceived them.
8. The Lord, however, saw deeper into the future than they when he said:
O, Jerusalem! if thou hadst known what I know, thou wouldst seek thy peace. Peace in the Scriptures means, when all things go well with us. You now think you have pleasant days, but if you knew how your enemies will encamp round about you, compass you about and hedge you in on every side, crush you to the ground and demolish all your beautiful buildings, and leave not one stone upon another; you would eagerly accept the Word, which brings to you solid peace and every blessing. [The woeful history of the destruction of Jerusalem you can read in books, from which those who wish will easily understand this Gospel.] 9. God caused his threats to be executed even thus, that the city was besieged at the time of the Easter festival, when the Jews were assembled within the walls of Jerusalem from every land, and as the historian Josephus writes, there were together at that time about three million people. This was an enormous multitude. Only one hundred thousand people would have been enough to crowd the city. But all this great multitude God in his wrath intended to bake, melt and weld together into one mass of ruin. Yet, the Apostles and Christians were all out of the city, they had withdrawn into the land of Herod, Samaria, Galilee, and were scattered among the heathen. Thus God separated and saved the good grain and poured the chaff into one place. There was such an immense multitude of Jews present, that they were sufficient to devour a whole kingdom, to say nothing of only one city. They also fell into such distress and famine, that they devoured everything and had nothing left, until they were at last compelled to eat their leather bow-strings, shoe latchets and shoe leather; and finally mothers moved by their distress butchered their own children, which the soldiers snatched from them, for they smelt the odor of the boiling meat through the squares of the city. They used dove’s dung for salt, which commanded a high price. In short, there was distress and bloodshed enough to melt a rock to tears; so that no one could have believed that God’s wrath could be so horrible and that he would so unmercifully martyr a people. The buildings and the streets were piled full of the dead, who perished from starvation, and yet the Jews were so raging that they defied God and refused to yield, until the emperor was compelled to use force and capture the city, when they could no longer maintain their ground.
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| This snip-n-clip version of the Bible came from WELS and proves to be exactly what Missouri and WELS have been practicing for many decades. |
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| Mrs. Jack Kilcrease seems to like this graphic. |
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| Straight talk, lopsided ambiguous smile. |
Hilarity - or sadness - comes from the fact of all this going on in public view with no one having any problem with it. If Thrivent gives $17.67 of matching funds for a parish bake sale, and gets a gushing letter of thanks in the church bulletin, the congregation is happy and plans for the next sale. I once installed free cardboard fans in the pews at my church and gave the local newspaper this feature - "St. Timothy Installs Energy Efficient Air Conditioning in the Worship Area."
The big money at Thrivent is None of Your Business, but they offer a very nice golden calf to carve up for the ELCA-WELS-LCMS executives. Let's not be squeamish. Thrivent gave birth to triplets, and Mark Jeske was the midwife. Celebrate!
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| Then - Costa Concordia Cruise ship, poorly navigated, sunk - and many were drowned for no reason. |
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| The Costa Concordia now, is just as seaworthy as WELS, LCMS, ELS, ELCA are today. A little paint and a lot of bars will ease the pain. |
I have learned a lot about nutritious food, junk food, and food fads in the last 18 months. I recently enjoyed some fabulous cooking when the Andersons visited for Christina's birthday memory.
The first step - I read Dr. Joel Fuhrman's Eat To Live plus some of his other books - a big emphasis on
Second step - eliminating as many bad foods as possible, replaced by the list above. Bad habit foods are a waste of money and promise only a waist of funny -
Nothing on the bad habit list is really bad but each one sets up high blood sugar and craving for that food. Staying away from the bad food itself can build an "I deserve just one" binge that sadly makes up for the lost opportunities.
The key - in my opinion - is having a good mix of nutritious foods and the use of fruits to replace desserts and other tempting delights.
Three good meals are like this -
Breakfast - toast and scrambled eggs.
Lunch - chickpeas, chopped kale/spinach, blueberries, walnuts, mushrooms, onions/peppers, and a small amount of sausage.
Supper - two giant Cosmic Crisp apples. I find this very satisfying, replacing the urge for desserts. Other fruit options include fresh pineapple and citrus.
Any fad diet with a trademarked name is bound to have serious flaws.
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| Cat selfies are being promoted by smartphone users. |
KJV 55:8 For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the Lord.
9 For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.
10 For as the rain cometh down, and the snow from heaven, and returneth not thither, but watereth the earth, and maketh it bring forth and bud, that it may give seed to the sower, and bread to the eater:
11 So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it.
Explanation
Don't the future WELS pastors study this passage in Hebrew in the Isaiah II book from Jungkuntz' father-in-law?
How can anyone miss this foundational passage about the efficacy of God's Word?
When rain and snow are sent from God, He always produces results. That is the essence of Church Growth feverish longing - results.
But here is a twist of doctrine. God sends His Word to produce results while the false teachers of WELS-ELCA-LCMS-ELS-CLC send gimmicks, programs, and entertainment.![]() |
| Jim Huebner's father led the cover-up of the infamous Tabor murder. Read this Ichabod post about hazing rituals in WELS. Michigan Lutheran Seminary once had 300 high school students. Now they have only 192 students - Church Growth at work! John Lawrenz, as a previous principal, laughed about students holding a fellow student upside-down, outside an upper level window. They slipped, he dropped head-first, and broke bones. Lawrenz laughed. The appalled parents found a better school. |
| WELS is a sect where alcoholism is praised and promoted, lying is a team sport. |
When Huebner invited himself to visit Shepherd of Peace in Columbus, the local WELS clergy and fake clergy included three divorced pastors out of six, which was OK. They embraced Fuller Seminary dogma, just like Valleskey, Bivens, Huebner, Kelm, and Larry Otto Olson.
I would not trust the numbers published by WELS. They never tell the truth. Schwan checks were not always included in the money mailed in - as told by someone in charge of handling the funds legally. "Missions" are often renamed and restarted to show how active they are.
But now - like the LCMS and the Little Sect on the Prairie (ELS) - they have a legacy of bricks and mortar for the glory of Holy Mother Synod. They must carry their inflexible, demanding, and unmoving burden, soon calling for furnace, AC, roof, and population repairs.
Relax, WELSians, a new generation of alcoholic pastors and teachers are becoming senior leaders, eager to take the place of their sclerotic seniors. They have a new gimmick to divert attention from the actual numbers - Unstuck. Never mind their love of the worst Bible ever - the NIV. Ignore their anti-Lutheran, anti-Scriptural dogma. Let the youngest - if they can be found - take over.
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| Yes, this is being sold to WELS suckers, who need to be unstuck to "grow, Grow, GROW!" - quoting their patron saint, Waldo Werning. |
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| WELS has blown a lot of loot to make themselves larger, but they keep shrinking faster than ever. |
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| The Southern Babtists rejected the NIV that WELS loves so dearly. NIV Romans 3 - "all" are justified? |
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| How about that Sprinter statue? |
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| ELCA has nothing on WELS, a leader in societal evolution and hanky-panky. |
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| Michigan Lutheran Seminary dresses their young men in dresses each year, good training for Martin Luther College and Mordor (Mequon). "One gender to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them." |
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| Cross-dressing Michigan Lutheran Seminary students lead to cross-dressing pastors and congregations. No problem - ELCA understands and applauds this breakthrough. |