Denominations Explained

1. The micro-minis loathe the bigger micros and long to be like them and have their money.
   
   
2. The Little Sect on the Prairie loathes the WELS and longs to be like them and have their money.
   
   
3. The Wisconsin Sect loathes the Missouri Synod and longs to be like them and have their money.
   
   
4. The ELCA only loathes the conservative Lutherans, while longing to be like the Church of Rome and have their money.