Babylon Bee - Biden Asks FBI To Raid His House Too

 

After Seeing The Jump In Trump’s Poll Numbers, Biden Orders FBI To Raid His House Too

POLITICS·Aug 19, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources close to the Biden Administration, President Biden responded to seeing Trump's jump in poll numbers by ordering the FBI to raid his house too.

These orders come at a time when Biden's approval rating has reached record lows, due to 20 consecutive months of unfortunate disasters that allegedly had nothing to do with Biden or his policies, but were the fault of everyone else, especially Trump.