Sunday, February 22, 2015

Who Better To Lead Teachers Than a Lousy Student, a Heavy Drinker, a Lout Who Excommunicates the Truth and Sues the Victim of His Sexual Harrassment?



In their never-ending search for the bottom of the barrel,
Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary graduated Glende and Ski.

Worship with Koine'
Laugh with Fish Sticks Comedy! 

WELS NATIONAL SCHOOL LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE
June 15-18, 2015


"May God himself, the God of peace, sanctify you through and through. May your whole spirit, soul and body be kept blameless at the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ."
 
A conference for principals, ECM directors, teachers,
pastors, and all school leaders.
 The WELS National School Leadership Conference, hosted by the WELS Commission on Lutheran Schools, is designed for WELS/ELS members working in the field of education at early childhood, elementary, and secondary levels to provide a large scale opportunity to come together to learn from God’s Word, from experts in education, and from each other.

CONFERENCE KEYNOTE PRESENTERS
SOUL - Tim Glende, pastor of St. Peter in Appleton WI

MIND - Todd Whitaker, author and motivational speaker 

BODY - Willow Sweeney, "Top 20 Training"

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The National School Leadership Conference will be held in June of this year. Headlined is the Rev. Tim Glende, who will lead attendees to a "personal recognition and commitment" concerning "Spiritual Health is Job #1" when it comes to "resilience". Joining him will be Willow Sweeney, author and member of the developing team of the Top 20 Training program, who will teach the attendees how to live Above the Line instead of Below the Line. This promises to be just as engaging as the Christian Leadership Experience!


Timeless Twaddle from the Oelhafen Clan - I Am So Glad Jesus Rode a Hog

Sunday, November 30, 2008


Another Children's Sermon from WELS



Harley Davidson - Our theme for today's WELS sermon.


WELS Pastor Scott Oelhafen, the author of this...uh....the author.


I Am so Glad that Jesus Rode a 'Hog'

A sermon by Pastor Scott Oelhafen

August 31/September 1, 2003 - Pentecost 12

Text: Luke 8: 26-39
(Posted but no longer available on the congregation's website--Trinity, Waukesha)

[GJ - That particular Sunday marked the 100th anniverary of Harley Davidson. Few ministers can manage a product tie-in so deftly. I hope the Harley Davidson folks preserved this commercial message on their website.]

1. He proved His heavenly horsepower
2. He promoted His heavenly mission
(Special thanks to Trinity member Greg Heichelbeck for parking his Harley Davidson motorcycle in front of our church for this sermon and for loaning me his Harley merchandise for this service).

Dear friends of Jesus,
They came this past week all dressed up and places to go. Did you see them? They came motoring across the country, state, and city, revving their engines. Undoubtedly, you heard them. From the city streets, to the parking lots and even in the hallways, their mommas were proud of them. It was truly a sight to behold. Of course you, know what I´m talking about. School started this past week and students, staff, and parents returned to the classroom. Okay -- that´s not what I´m referring to. Unless, you´ve been sequestered in a cabin in the Northwoods for the past few months, you´ll know that Metro-Milwaukee has welcomed more than an estimated half-a-million Harley-Davidson motorcycle enthusiasts. With their world headquarters here in Milwaukee, Harley-Davidson is celebrating its 100th birthday. It´s a popular motorcycle company holding 46% of the sales in North America.

We have a number of Trinity members that are associated with Harley. If you talk with them, they´ll tell you why someone wants to buy a Harley. They´ll tell you that when a customer is buying a Harley, he or she is buying an image first and a motorcycle second. So what´s the image of Harley-Davidson? Most people get their image from the movies like The Wild One in 1953 or Easy Rider in 1969. Harley riders are pictured as big, tough, rebels without a cause. But, remember these words, your mom probably first spoke to you: “don´t always judge a book by it´s cover.’ Some years ago a young, single school teacher decided to travel across America to see the sights she had taught about. Traveling alone in a truck and a camper in tow, she found herself on Interstate 5, near Sacramento, California. In rush-hour traffic, wouldn´t you know it, her water pump blew. She was tired and scared. In spite of the traffic jam, no one seemed interested in helping her. Leaning up against her trailer, she finally prayed, and this was her prayer: “Please God, send me an angel .. preferably one with mechanical experience.’ Four minutes later, a huge Harley drove up, ridden by an enormous man, sporting long black hair, a beard and multiple tattoos. With an incredible air of confidence, he jumped off his Harley, barely glanced at the young woman, and went to work on the truck. Within another few minutes, he flagged down a large truck, attached the tow chain to frame of the disabled truck. He whisked the truck off the freeway to a side street where he continued to work on the truck. The intimidated teacher was too overwhelmed to speak -- especially, when she read the paralyzing words off his leather jacket – “Hell´s Angels, California.’ Yes, God had sent her an angel she wasn´t expecting. As he finished the repair, she finally got up the courage to say: “Thanks so much.’ Noticing her fear, he looked right in her eyes and simply said: “Don´t always judge a book by it´s (sic) cover. You may not know who you´re talking to.’ And with that, he smiled, closed the hood of her truck, and straddled his Harley. He was gone as quickly as he appeared. “Don´t judge a book by it´s cover.’ Good advice – especially when it comes to the greatest person in history – Jesus Christ. Most people who saw Jesus weren´t impressed by Him. Jesus didn´t have the kind of education or degrees that would´ve attracted attention. He didn´t come from a prominent family – just the adopted son of a carpenter from an unknown hick-town known as Nazareth. Isaiah told us ahead of time in his prophesy concerning Jesus Christ: He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him (Isaiah 53:3). Most people would call Jesus the original “rebel without a cause.’ He certainly didn´t fit in to what most people were expecting in a Savior. Sadly, most people of His day dismissed Jesus as unimportant and irrelevant (like many do today). Jesus didn´t fit in to their lifestyle and His Word didn´t appeal to their way of thinking. So they wrote Jesus off. In doing so, they missed out on a God-centered purpose for life now, and an eternity with God in the future. Let´s not make the same mistake. You probably know the nickname for Harley-Davidson motorcycles, don´t you? They´re known as hogs. If you could see the divine Jesus walking among us, I´d like to think that that Jesus could identify with us as human beings. And I´ll bet that even Jesus would ride a Harley this weekend. I don´t know He´d choose a Harley model like Low-rider, Fat Boy, or Heritage. But, as our sermon text will show us, I Am So Glad that Jesus Rode a Hog. In the Biblical account of demon-possession, we´ll hear again how Jesus rode those demon-possessed hogs or pigs, right out of town. But, Jesus did this for good reasons. Jesus Rode Those Hogs to prove His divine horsepower. And Jesus Rode Those Hogs to promote His heavenly mission.

I find it very interesting, and maybe you do too, that of all the places to go in the United States, Milwaukee, Wisconsin has been chosen by Harley-Davidson riders as they (sic) place to be. It´s a place by a lake. Listen to another gathering by another lake, albeit a smaller one, that´s recorded for the ages for us to visit time and time again. Listen as our sermon reading begins: 26 They sailed to the region of the Gerasenes,[2] which is across the lake from Galilee. 27 When Jesus stepped ashore, he was met by a demon-possessed man from the town. For a long time this man had not worn clothes or lived in a house, but had lived in the tombs. 28 When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "What do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you, don't torture me!" 29 For Jesus had commanded the evil[3] spirit to come out of the man. Many times it had seized him, and though he was chained hand and foot and kept under guard, he had broken his chains and had been driven by the demon into solitary places. Demon possession still attracts a lot of curious fans, especially in college or around Halloween. Just look at the movies that will be advertised in the coming few weeks. Most people just laugh demon possession off as a Steven Spielberg movie trick or pure science fiction. But, our sermon reading shows us that demon possession is fact, and happens more than we realize. The Bible tells us that there´s a spiritual world behind what we can see (and beyond what news agencies report on), and both angels and demons are locked in a spiritual battle (thank God the book of Revelation tells us that the good angels triumph as do all Christian believers). Think about how horrible demon possession would be: to be controlled by a will not your own. The man of our reading had been demon possessed for some time, away from his family, living among tombs. Actually this Biblical account is recorded in 3 of the 4 Gospel writers. The Gospel writer Mark tells us that the demon would make the man cut himself and cry out at night. What suffering! Listen to what happened next: 30Jesus asked him, "What is your name?" 31"Legion," he replied, because many demons had gone into him. And they begged him repeatedly not to order them to go into the Abyss. Notice how many demons were in this man. A Roman legion of soldiers numbered between 3000-6000. Incredible – a good-size city (3000-6000) of demons were controlling this man. How horrible, and hopeless! But, one more powerful than Legion had come to this place by a lake and the demons had to acknowledge him. Notice the demons knew who Jesus was: the Son of the Most High God. Though many are quick to dismiss Jesus, even these demons had to admit His identity and bow at his feet. And they knew that Jesus hadn´t come to save them but to judge them. For Jesus had come to do battle with them and they only could retreat. When demons are faced with Jesus – they always lose. Listen to what happened next. 32A large herd of pigs was feeding there on the hillside. The demons begged Jesus to let them go into them, and he gave them permission. 33 When the demons came out of the man, they went into the pigs, and the herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and was drowned. To prove that Jesus has all power of heaven and earth at His disposal, and to prove His horsepower as the Savior, Jesus Rode Those Hogs right out of town. For demons are always destructive.

So let me ask you, can you relate to this account of Jesus? I doubt that many here have been in the presence of the demon: Legion. But, each of us has demons that we have to reckon with. Some of us have to daily face the demons of addiction – maybe it´s the demons of drugs, alcohol, pornography, gossip, or materialism (the quest for more and more). Maybe you just can´t stop. Others have to struggle with the demon of death, that makes you feel all alone because your spouse or parent has died and you may feel abandoned. Still others have to face demons of fear, disease, or divorce. We feel trapped and don´t have a ghost of a chance to escape on our own. We can find help only when we begin to realize that we were born as rebels without a cause, rebelling against our creator in what we say, think, and do and deserve nothing but eternal punishment. Yet, remember the Savior´s presence and His words: Come to me all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28). Jesus took our demons, sins, and shame to the cross where He paid the ultimate price – His sufferings and death. Better than a car repair, He paid our way into heaven. And He walked out of the tomb to free us from the ultimate demon of death. Now, He invites us to come to Him and He will give us exactly what we need. Sometimes Jesus chooses to remove those demons with continued prayer, Bible study, and angels of all shapes and sizes who will help us. Sometimes, He chooses to let these demons remain – but always providing His almighty presence, peace, and power. Remember, Jesus Rode a Hog to prove His heavenly horsepower.

But, Jesus also rode that Hog to promote His heavenly mission. Jesus just did what no one else could do. He healed a man who was demon possessed. But, listen to two very different responses to Jesus´ saving activity as our sermon text concludes: 34 When those tending the pigs saw what had happened, they ran off and reported this in the town and countryside, 35 and the people went out to see what had happened. When they came to Jesus, they found the man from whom the demons had gone out, sitting at Jesus' feet, dressed and in his right mind; and they were afraid. 36 Those who had seen it told the people how the demon-possessed man had been cured. 37 Then all the people of the region of the Gerasenes asked Jesus to leave them, because they were overcome with fear. So he got into the boat and left. 38 The man from whom the demons had gone out begged to go with him, but Jesus sent him away, saying, 39 "Return home and tell how much God has done for you." So the man went away and told all over town how much Jesus had done for him. Can you imagine the crowd shuffling Jesus out of town, after all the good He had done? That´s what happens when people are inconvenienced by Jesus and His Word for our lives. Even though they know the truth, they don´t want what Jesus has come to bring: a new life, a new change from being selfish to being self-less, a change from following sin to following the Savior. And this reaction is the scariest part of our reading – people can actually reject Jesus. You and I can reject Jesus. And Jesus doesn´t force Himself on anyone and He does leave if He´s continually rejected. The second reaction was more amazing and had a happy ending. Jesus had come to be the Savior of the World. That demon possessed man knew it and wanted to tell others. Here we have an unusual witness but one that we can relate to. Jesus gives us the same command: start at home, and let´s talk with our families, friends, and neighbors how Jesus has freed us from Satan´s grip for a life of love and concern for others. There´s no better purpose in life. We too can promote Jesus´ heavenly mission as the Savior of the World. And we can do that today by our encouragement to others, by our invitations, by our offerings and prayers. There just might be someone we know who can be freed from their personal demons if we connect them with Jesus.

Yesterday, I took my family to the Waukesha Expo Center and waterfront by Lake Michigan to see the gathering of Harleys by Lake Michigan. It was amazing to see the chrome bikes, the black leather clothes, and the black and orange t-shirts. But, I guess I was most surprised by the vintage tattoos. I wonder what would happen if I came home with a tattoo to my wife Christine. Do you think she´d like it? The only thing I´d have to wonder about is the pain of removing that tattoo :). But, think about it: you get a tattoo to always remember. Do you realize that each of us are tattooed to God´s hands by virtue of our baptism? We´re tattooed into God´s family, which is even better than being a part of the Harley family. Isaiah tells us in the Bible that God has engraved you on the palms of His hands (Isaiah 49:16). God can always see us and see a way for us to be rescued from our earthly and more important eternal problems. So the next time you see a Harley, I pray you´ll remember: Even Jesus Rode a Hog, to prove His Horsepower and promote His heavenly mission. Amen.

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GJ - The apple does not fall far from the tree. Wally Oelhafen was in charge of the Michigan District Mission Board, and he loved, loved, loved the Church Growth Movement. Wally only got angry when the CGM was criticized.

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Sceleratissimus Lutheranus has left a new comment on your post "Another Children's Sermon from WELS":

I'm speechless, this is the worst example of preaching I've seen to date. You know the definition of a synod is supposed to be people walking together in common support of the Gospel, but I think WEL"S" is now composed of different elements going in different directions. Sorry, as an Orthodox Lutheran I cannot walk in harmony with this CG/Church and Change bilge!
Nicely done. I think Jesus would use any means possible - just like he DID. Peace.
TL Boehm
http://www.eloquentbooks.com/BethanysCrossing.html

What exactly is wrong with the sermon? I heard the law and the gospel in there.

I thinks it's a good illustration. What do you think Jesus would ride ;) a trike?

Advent blessings,

Fred Guldberg
Star of Bethlehem
Winston Salem, NC
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Here's the WELS version of a Robert Tilton sermon turning fruits of Faith into law.

"Or, has it been a while since we’ve made a special, voluntary “vow?” For example, our Stewardship Committee asked all of our members to consider contributing toward our congregation’s debt reduction program. I don’t know names or households who are participating in the program. Have you done it? Or have you made any other special vows of action or offerings out of love and thanks to the Lord? These are all questions asked of churchgoers here this morning, perhaps surprising questions. Yet when God speaks to us like this, we soon see their appropriateness as we see our sinfulness and selfishness. May God forgive us for the sake of his Son who gave his life on the cross so that we might have forgiveness! Our reading closes with the results that come from God-pleasing worship. God speaks and says, “He who sacrifices thank offerings honors me, and he prepares the way so that I may show him the salvation of God." Two results come from our offerings:
· God is honored as we show what he is worth to us
· We “prepare a way” for God to do marvelous things in our life, things we perhaps have never envisioned
So today, as we hear this message after we’ve come to God’s house, may we take these lessons to heart. May we learn what God’s OT people needed to learn about their worship and offerings and repent of our sinful attitudes. Then, may our Savior Jesus give us reason to worship and bring him gifts! May he bless us through his Word and sacrament in his house and may we bring him the best of what he’s blessed us with. Amen."

http://www.htlc-wa.org/home/140004986/140004986/140047070/111618Sermon.pdf?sec_id=140004986
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I'm speechless, this is the worst example of preaching I've seen to date. You know the definition of a synod is supposed to be people walking together in common support of the Gospel, but I think WEL"S" is now composed of different elements going in different directions. Sorry, as an Orthodox Lutheran I cannot walk in harmony with this CG/Church and Change bilge!

Some People Misunderstand This Great Statement by Schmauk.
See His Other Great Quotations

Some people have a fetish about confessional subscriptions and play with words.
Schmauk properly states - what we believe and practice matters the most.
Notice how the Shrinkers hide behind words to carry out their nefarious
popcorn, cola, and rock music "ministries."

This is WELS is one clear statement -
a total rejection of the Confessions and a rapid sliding into the abyss
of Rob Bell, Mark Driscoll, Robert Schuller. 

The ULCA merger of 1981 was a triumph of Confessional, liturgical Lutherdom,
so the apostates quickly turned that into an opportunity for mischief.


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GJ - The poor seminarians at Mequon are brain-washed against the Book of Concord, to such an extent that justification by faith quotations are marked in their materials as MISLEADING!

Yet they claim to be "Confessional" and "Orthodox" - and I am a blue heron.

Invocavit - The First Sunday in Lent, 2015. Matthew 4:1-11





Invocavit Sunday, The First Sunday in Lent, 2013


Pastor Gregory L. Jackson


Bethany Lutheran Church, 10 AM Central Time


The Hymn #148   Lord Jesus Christ               3:61
The Confession of Sins
The Absolution
The Introit p. 16
The Gloria Patri
The Kyrie p. 17
The Gloria in Excelsis
The Salutation and Collect p. 19
The Epistle and Gradual       
The Gospel              
Glory be to Thee, O Lord!
Praise be to Thee, O Christ!
The Nicene Creed p. 22
The Sermon Hymn # 146               Lamb of God                        3:62


Tempted by Satan

The Hymn # 153                 Stricken Smitten                  3:63
The Preface p. 24
The Sanctus p. 26
The Lord's Prayer p. 27
The Words of Institution
The Agnus Dei p. 28
The Nunc Dimittis p. 29
The Benediction p. 31
The Hymn # 154     Alas and Did My Savior             3:14

KJV 2 Corinthians 6:1 We then, as workers together with him, beseech you also that ye receive not the grace of God in vain. 2 (For he saith, I have heard thee in a time accepted, and in the day of salvation have I succoured thee: behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation.) 3 Giving no offence in any thing, that the ministry be not blamed: 4 But in all things approving ourselves as the ministers of God, in much patience, in afflictions, in necessities, in distresses, 5 In stripes, in imprisonments, in tumults, in labours, in watchings, in fastings; 6 By pureness, by knowledge, by longsuffering, by kindness, by the Holy Ghost, by love unfeigned, 7 By the word of truth, by the power of God, by the armour of righteousness on the right hand and on the left, 8 By honour and dishonour, by evil report and good report: as deceivers, and yet true; 9 As unknown, and yet well known; as dying, and, behold, we live; as chastened, and not killed; 10 As sorrowful, yet alway rejoicing; as poor, yet making many rich; as having nothing, and yet possessing all things.

KJV Matthew 4:1 Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil. 2 And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred. 3 And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread. 4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. 5 Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple, 6 And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. 7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God. 8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; 9 And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me. 10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve. 11 Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.

First Sunday In Lent

Lord God, heavenly Father, inasmuch as the adversary doth continually afflict us, and as a roaring lion doth walk about, seeking to devour us: We beseech Thee for the sake of the suffering and death of Thy Son, Jesus Christ, to help us by the grace of the Holy Spirit, and to strengthen our hearts by Thy word, that our enemy may not prevail over us, but that we may evermore abide in Thy grace, and be preserved unto everlasting life; through the same, Thy beloved Son, Jesus Christ, our Lord, who liveth and reigneth with Thee and the Holy Ghost, one true God, world without end. Amen.



Tempted by Satan

KJV Matthew 4:1 Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil.

This was God's will, that Jesus be tempted in the desert. Wilderness is a good word, but it makes us think of wolves and the forest primeval. Instead, this word means a dry place, which is traditionally a place of loneliness and temptation. The desert fathers, Christian monks, sought out places like that.

2 And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred. 3 And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread. 

Luther pointed out that Jesus did not fast in order to command us to fast. The Medieval Church turned fasting into a command and made people think they earned forgiveness and salvation by fasting. Spiritually, they did more damage to themselves by fasting.

The temptation is great because people fear losing their way of life, and being hungry is a common metaphor for that. That is the emotion that drives people to be greedy and deceitful, the fear of not having enough.

Fear is the emotion that takes over when we do not have faith in God to take care of us. We see the danger signs and faith flies out the window. In fear we react in all the wrong ways, including a despair that keeps us from addressing the problem. 

Often privation drives a new activity, a new way to serve God, perhaps in a new location, or a new vocation. When the teaching business was slowing to a stop, I had time to do some writing projects, such as publishing Luther's sermons on this blog. Now I cannot imagine having the time or eyesight energy to do the same again. Likewise, Thy Strong Word was written during a time of relatively little work.

The garden teaches us how God gives us abundance with so little effort. Very few gardeners have just enough food. Instead, they have so many of this and that, and the sharing begins. I never grew zucchini squash in Midland because everyone else did, and all the gardeners offered us free bags of zucchini.

When we grow vegetables, there are always too many. There are too many for so long that we are happy to have someone else enjoy them. I went to one place and got bags of English walnuts, which were great - but bags of them? I began sharing the extras with the squirrels and soon they followed me around like I was John D. Rockefeller or Marvin Schwan. I stopped raking once because I felt someone was watching. I turned around and it was the squirrel. I went in and got an apple, rolling it up the to rodent. The animal looked at it in disgust, so I went inside and got some walnuts. Those were accepted at once.

One must distinguish between hungry and hungry for walnuts.

Privation for a period of time is temptation, so we have to question whether we should serve Satan with short-cuts or God in trusting Him. So many clergy betray their fellow pastors to please their unbelieving leaders - lying and deceiving to get ahead. They can justify themselves in making the synod stronger (they imagine) but that is not God's justification by faith in Jesus.

4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Jesus answered the temptation of false teaching by quoting the Word of God. God takes care of unbelievers across the world, but He prospers believers through the Word of God.

Jesus, in His human nature, felt the hunger and felt the temptation. To say He was never tempted is to deny His human nature. That is why He helps us in our temptations. He was tempted in every way but did not sin.

3. The Scriptures present to us two kinds of true fasting: one, by which we try to bring the flesh into subjection to the spirit, of which St. Paul speaks in 2 Corinthians 6:5: “ In labors, in watchings, in fastings.” The other is that which we must bear patiently, and yet receive willingly because of our need and poverty, of which St. Paul speaks in 1 Corinthians 4:11: “Even unto this present hour we both hunger, and thirst,” and Christ in Matthew 9:15: “When the bridegroom shall be taken away from them, then will they fast.” This kind of fasting Christ teaches us here while in the wilderness alone without anything to eat, and while he suffers his penury without murmuring. The first kind of fasting, one can end whenever he wills, and can satisfy it by food; but the other kind we must observe and bear until God himself changes it and satisfies us. Hence it is much more precious than the first, because it moves in greater faith.

Jesus' temptation reminds us of Scriptural privation in which we bring our flesh into subjection. In such a wealthy society, there are many temptations that people fall into. Luther observed that many of the poor are fat and have better digestions than the rich, because they do not over-indulge. Someone who can afford too much alcohol can spend the rest of his life with a bad liver and misery, because he could afford to do what others cannot.

And wealth brings boredom, alcoholism, and drug abuse, which hard working people can hardly imagine. But economic conditions take away work and make someone feel unwanted and unneeded. That is very difficult to bear, but it leads to other experiences and thankfulness for what God provides in His time.

6 And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. 7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God. 

Satan quotes the Word of God as if it says one thing, and yet it says another. God's promise of protection does not extend to foolishness. The modern habit of videotaping acts of daring has led to all kinds of injuries, including fatal ones. The adventurous have the greatest share of them, such as the man who had no problems jumping from a tall base with a parachute, 2000 times, except it failed on the 2001st attempt.

This is also warning against the temptation to understand a text the way we want to hear it. Once false teachers offer it a certain way, everyone wants to repeat the error, lest one of their heroes, or a whole group of them, be exposed as false teachers. We speak about lemmings running into the sea, but Lutherans are often like the Garasene swine, throwing themselves into the ocean over a false reading. 

Nothing is clearer than Romans 4, which clearly teaches justification by faith, with Abraham as the example of faith meaning righteousness. But strangest of all, the Synodical Conference constantly cited Romans 4:25 to prove that everyone was justified without faith - "He was raised for our justification." I cannot count how many times I saw that on the Net.

And yet the complete passage says just the opposite of the claim.

Romans 4:16 Therefore it is of faith, that it might be by grace; to the end the promise might be sure to all the seed; not to that only which is of the law, but to that also which is of the faith of Abraham; who is the father of us all,
17 (As it is written, I have made thee a father of many nations,) before him whom he believed, even God, who quickeneth the dead, and calleth those things which be not as though they were.
18 Who against hope believed in hope, that he might become the father of many nations, according to that which was spoken, So shall thy seed be.
19 And being not weak in faith, he considered not his own body now dead, when he was about an hundred years old, neither yet the deadness of Sarah's womb:
20 He staggered not at the promise of God through unbelief; but was strong in faith, giving glory to God;
21 And being fully persuaded that, what he had promised, he was able also to perform.
22 And therefore it was imputed to him for righteousness.
23 Now it was not written for his sake alone, that it was imputed to him;
24 But for us also, to whom it shall be imputed, if we believe on Him that raised up Jesus our Lord from the dead;
25 Who was delivered for our offences, and was raised again for our justification.


Many antidotes protect against such absurd claims, such as knowing that 
  1. The text of the Bible is one unified Truth. Therefore, the Word of God cannot contradict itself and does not contradict itself. If someone says otherwise, we are already on our guard. 
  2. Secondly, if it goes against the plain, simple message of the Word. 
  3. Third. If we can test the claim against many verses and entire sections where the claim is refuted, that claim is utterly false.
And yet the real origin of this false doctrine is not so much the second temptation as the first one - greed and avarice leading people to advance a cause because otherwise they are unemployed and shunned.

8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; 9 And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me. 10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve. 11 Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.

This is a an obvious temptation and indicates why so many fall prey to it. Satan is the prince of this world. Those who serve him do very well for a short period of time. Sometimes it is extremely short, only momentary. 

Those who follow Satan possess the material wealth of the world and wield great power. They gloat at the way people covet them, and many do. Ben Stein said to some of his clever friends, "You could do well if you made an honest living instead of defrauding everyone." All those people lived very high and ignored him. Everyone one of them ended up in prison, which means they were really blatant.

Others serve in more subtle ways, sacrificing their entire families in order to be important and powerful. One man did not even talk to his family unless they were on the scheduled conference call. But they had money because he earned it. I tried to teach his angry, spoiled daughter. It was the poor girl in that class who graduated, not the one whose dad was paying for everything but not talking to her in any fatherly way.

Just as God's angels ministered to Jesus, so they do today, with us. They watch over us and protect us. Can anyone count the ways? They protect us and our children, not so that we are reckless, but so we are thankful for all the things that do not happen.

Boston (Japanese) ivy - or wild grape. Birds love it.
The Ivy League loves it.
Groundkeepers hate it - too much abundance.