LutherQueasies Are Debating Good and Bad Pastors - All the Queasies Are Bad. They Loathe And Suborn the "Chief Article in the Entire Christian Doctrine."

 

They suborn the Chief Article in the entire Christian Doctrine. Ask our legal counsel what that means.

I always wonder what the LutherQueasies are drinking when they blindly stubble into Christian doctrine.

The Ovaltines at the ALPB Online Football Forum cannot be bothered with the heirs and airs of Walther dogma. The East Coast Catholic postulants care deeply about football but nothing else.

Total Views on Ichabod - in the Nines

 

Battle of the Tabloids - Christian Snooze versus ALPB Ovaltine Discussion Group

Do you like the larger font? I am using Arial medium because I find smaller fonts a trial for my overworked eyes.

I was looking for some news in Christian News aka Calvinist News aka Christian Snooze. Hale only gets excited when attacking me, and he has pushed the Shun Button and activated the Stink Eye for good. How else to explain "buying" 10 copies of Catholic, Lutheran, Protestant and not paying for them?

His tabloid is so boring that I could not remember if I had read the last one when it came out. Yep, same old sleeping pill approach.

Possibly worse is the Ovaltine Gazette - a daily exercise in torturing people with prosaic posturing about trivia. They call it the American Lutheran Publicity Bureau Discussion Group and Newsletter. Even Rolf Preus behaves! Their newsletter tip-toed through the San Fran Bishop problem - visibly moved when Archbishop Liz Eaton squeezed out some tears about a pastor being fired on a day sacred to Roman Catholics. Imagine!

Charles Austin, the ELCA journalist and pastor, tries to stir up the Ovaltine crowd, but he is too predictable.

The Ovaltines look at everything as sociologists, as if not yet weaned from their Fuller Seminary training. There is a statistical reason for everything, which turns into an excuse for their memberships to be melting down faster than a July frost.

They love their own. Floyd Luther Stolzenburg's co-pastor, Edward Engelbrecht (broken angel), seems to post all day, every day. Someone should write a book about the WELS District President Robert Mueller, the District VP Paul Kuske, and the Circuit Pastors embracing a man tossed out of the LCMS for adultery. How did Stolzenburg become the Michigan District's Church Growth expert - with cheers from WELS/ELS Roger Kovaciny and other cads too numerous to mention?

The Ovaltine crowd is just like the typical Lutheran synod, wherever it rests in their rainbow of love.

When one of their own, an ELCA pastor, was arrested and put in the hoosegow, they said nothing, even though he had 10,000 posts. 

 Steven Tibbetts, ELCA pastor, ALPB Discussion Forum leader with 10,000 posts, member - STS (high church, smells and bells).

This liturgical clown is laughing at everyone.

The Upcoming Election - Matt Has Grown in Office

1911-1962......for 51 years we had two Presidents, Pfotenhauer (24 years, Behnken (27)

1962-2010......for 48 years we had five Presidents, Harms (7), Preus (12)
Bohlmann (11), Barry (9) Kieschnick (9)

2010 to 2023.....Harrison (13)  In 2023, Harrison will only be 61 years old as he seeks another 3 year term in office.

[The facts came from the Ovaltine Forum, aka The ALPB Online Lutheran Forum for Elderly Cranks.]

 Why did Matt the Fatt wear a $1,400 tarp in Europe when he robed more modestly in America?

Bishop Matt the Fatt and Bishop-for-Life Heiser shop at C. H. Almy, but are they in fellowship?
What about the big question - Thrivent.

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 Sing both songs, Matt, the private acolade for Otten when you ran for office, and the public attack you sang just before he died.

LCMS Presidential elections can be full of drama and suspense.

Here are 3 of them which can be classified as surprises:

In 1969, Jack Preus defeated incumbent Oliver Harms by less than 5 votes.

In 1992, Al Barry defeated incumbent Ralph Bohlmann by 12 votes.

In 2001, with no incumbent on the ballot, Gerald Kieschnick won by 18 votes.

Mark Steyn's Website Explains the Lutheran Ovaltine Set

 Andy Devine accidentally injured himself as a child, and that affected his voice, which became his trademark.

I was looking for some reading matter to promote drowsiness, so I looked for something entertaining on Mark Steyn's website. He is often on TV, his style reminding me of a 110 appliance plugged into a 220 electrical socket.

His guest reviewer discussed various Christmas classics, such as It's a Wonderful Life and The Bells of St. Mary. Mrs. Ichabod and I favor old classics. We watched Mr. Smith Goes to Washington for the 10th time and agreed it remains one of the best. We also saw A Star Is Born in its original 1937 form, with Uncle Jingles (Andy Devine) playing the role of publicist. Savvy entertainment reviewers like to show off their vast knowledge of all media and drop hints to make people confused. So I did that. He was in a Shakespeare movie (Romeo and Juliet) as well, so I imagined him saying "Plunk your magic twonger, Froggie" from his TV show.

In discussing the relative merits of each Christmas classic movie, readers began sparring with each other and the writer about their various opinions.

I thought, while reading the opinions, "There are just like the Lutheran Ovaltine set, expending vast amounts of time and energy arguing over trivia and getting very upset with each other. Likely they are as distant from each other - asking if Uncle Billy fits in It's a Wonderful Life - as the Lutherans are."

David Becker quoted me on the ALPB Online Forum, and they responded with hissy-fits and name-calling, aimed at me! The real issue is whether they can address the doctrinal issues instead of claiming our church is lodged in a garage.

I had fun on their site with the garage fantasy, but it made me wonder, "Why would a pastor promote a false scenario in order to feel superior?"

American Lutheran Publicity Bureau Online Forum - Champeen Poster - Arrested!Over 10,000 ALPB Posts!

 ELCA Pastor Steven Tibbets, aka Pastor Zip was recently arrested. He seems to be a member of STS, the high church, smells and bells Lutheran worship group.

Lutheran Pastor Arrested In Godfrey, Charged With Distributing Child Pornography by Dan Brannan  and Chris Rhodes published July 4 2020 5:02 AM updated July 4 2020 7:02 AM Listen to the story 3 Share29 EAST ST. LOUIS - The U.S. District Court - Southern District of Illinois - on Wednesday announced a federal criminal complaint was filed late on Friday, June 19, 2020, against a Madison County pastor, Steven P. Tibbetts, 61, for one count of knowingly distributing child pornography in December 2019. At the time the complaint was filed, Tibbetts was employed as the head pastor at Resurrection Lutheran Church in Godfrey.

Steven Tibbetts, ALPB Contribution Leader

Posts:

10,214 (1.739 per day)

Personal Text:

Big tents are for circuses.

Gender:

Male

Age:

61

Location:

Godfrey, Illinois,
Government House follows

 Pastor Zip's touching tribute to Bishop and Mrs. Guy Erwin - grab your hankies - or perhaps a heavy duty barf bag. Guy will be president of the United Lutheran Seminary, because Theresa Latini, the previous president, was not gay enough for the students.