Monday, January 1, 2018

Ripped from the Pages of LutherQuest (sic). November 3, 1999.

 


Cascione Removed From CAT41's TableTalk Four Days Before Walther ConferenceBy Rev. Jack Cascione


This is my response to CAT41's TableTalk and its administrator, Rev. Eric Stefanski. Just four days before the "First National Free Conference on C.F.W. Walther" to be held in St. Louis, I have been banished as a "thief and a liar" from the CAT41's TableTalk. This is no coincidence but the reaction of many pastors who fear exposure of their rejection of Voter supremacy to the lay people of the LCMS.
In the age of email fellowship email excommunication was inevitable. Hundreds of LCMS pastors participating in CAT41's TableTalk believe and teach that Voters' Assemblies, as establish by C.F.W. Walther, are not necessary in LCMS congregations. We have debated this issue for many months on their mail list. 
In order to fortify their obviously weak argument they enlisted the help of Dr. John Wohlrabe. After responding to Dr. Wohlrabe's incorrect teaching on the subject in a series of five responses I was removed from the CAT41's mail list.
 ELDONUT Eric Stefanski.
How does Ft. Wayne manage to graduate so many
self-important bullies, who fight with each other
as soon as they graduate?

Six Seminaries Merged into One To Form LSTC ELCA -
With Side Helpings of Jesuits and Presbyterians -
And They Are Still Flailing Away and Failing...
Fifty Years Later

 LSTC finally returned a Greek manuscript taken
100 years ago and kept in its library (from an earlier school).
Unfortunately, the overdue fines will bankrupt the seminary,
the district, and ELCA. Just kidding.

Lutheran School of Theology at Chicago (ELCA) was formed from no less than six different schools -

  1. Augustana Seminary - Swedish
  2. Grand View - Happy Danes
  3. Suomi - Finns
  4. Maywood - ULCA. The original campus from Passavant. His first purchase from his own money became Wrigley Stadium.
  5. Central Seminary, Nebraska - ULCA.
  6. Seminex - Ten faculty who left Concordia, St. Louis, including gay activist Deppe. They arrived late and stuck together to get things done their way, but promised funds for them never arrived.
In partnership, the Jesuits moved to the campus with their library. McCormick Presbyterian Seminary moved there,  sharing signage with LSTC, but they have moved out.

 Conrad Bergendoff remembered us from Augustana days when he was in a nursing home at around the age of 100.

Conrad Bergendoff (Augustana Synod) really wanted a merged seminary near the U. of Chicago campus, where he earned his PhD, so the LCA picked this location, some said to honor his original dream. Mrs. Ichabod and I attended a seminary president's inauguration at the gloomy Rockefeller Chapel, at the U. of Chicago campus. From time to time we were at LSTC, partly to  finish research on my dissertation.



 This property became Wrigley Stadium after the campus moved out to Maywood. Below is the LSTC campus, which broke up urban housing to serve the Hyde Park area.


McCormick Presbyterian Seminary constructed a building closing off the LSTC open campus, in 2003.

No less than six years later, McCormick's board voted to end the real estate sharing at LSTC, due to financial pressures. Their address is 5460 S. University Avenue Chicago, IL 60615.

Somehow a Jesuit School of Theology is involved in this history, at least in the library, called JKM - for Jesuit-Krauss-McCormick.

LSTC, created by six ELCA merged seminaries, now has 91 MDiv students enrolled.

Julie Sevig helps write the LSTC magazine.
She wrote this about Obama worshiping in Eau Claire.


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There's a Place for Us - Mequon!



Cue West Side Story music -
"There's a place for us, 
A time and place for us. 
Hold my hand and we're halfway there. 
Hold my hand and I'll take you there 
Somehow, 
Some day, 
Mequon!"


 

 Wendland lobbed this stinkbomb at the WELS convention
when they first considered the New NIV.
At the next one, vocal opposition was silenced and all translations were blessed as coming from God.

A Jolly Message from the Church Mouse Campanologist

I had fun creating this for Church Mouse when we first met
via blogging. 

Dear Dr Jackson,

Thank you very much for the two mentions of my blog over Christmas. I greatly appreciate them and your readers stopping by to read the posts.

I also very much appreciate your support over the years, which has meant a lot to me – and to the blog!

I hope that you, Chris and your family, particularly your grandchildren, had a happy and blessed Christmas.

All best wishes to you and yours for 2018, especially for health, happiness -- and good gardening.

Happy New Year!

Kindest regards

Campanology means the study or enjoyment of bells.
This is Harkness Tower at Yale, one of the best in America.

 More bells at Harkness.

 The exterior of Harkness tower, which is 216 feet tall.


***

GJ - As I wrote earlier, the Church Mouse Campanologist remains one of the most informed, researched, and worthwhile blogs around. 

I would love to list more blogs, but most remind me of the scene in a comedy where a woman is writing at a typewriter. I believe George S. Kaufman wrote it.

The innocent person asks why she is writing. Her answer describes the bulk of blogging today. "This typewriter arrived at our house and I started writing."

That is, pressing the orange publish button on Google blogger does not make one a writer. Inane discussion websites (LutherQuest (sic), ALPB Online Forum, et al.) are only good for copying their banal statements.

Notre Dame is playing LSU, and yet there are 7,700 views on Ichabod today - so far. The opponents would hasten to say, "But the count started last night at 6 PM." True, and that when most of the views happened, about 6,000 overnight. The high levels of viewing encourage me to post more, so I will.


Observe the Present Rather than Imagining a Gauzy Future

 Church Growth was a lie to fool people about the damage they planned to accomplish together. Add other names, like Waldo Werning, David Valleskey, Frosty Bivens, Larry Olson, Kent Hunter. ELCA got just as involved in training and all the same destructions. Now the UniSynod worship area looks just like and sounds just like a computer-screen festooned Pentecostal church.

Our low temperatures are in the single digits and the wind chill only makes it worse. Our extended summer made winter seem impossible but now we are feeling the extremes.

I constructed rose collars in the front yard and put leaves in each for insulation - in case we had a dry winter with no snow, like last year. The yard crew also put all the extra leaves we gathered around the rose garden. I was thinking of building the soil, not enduring an extended freeze.

 Norma A. Boeckler's Bluebird


Cannot Wait? - Why Not Observe?
A common phrase I hear today is "I cannot wait to see..." That seems to push the important moments into the future. As a gardener, I should say, "I cannot wait to see the roses start to grow in early spring."

Instead, I enjoy observing the winter garden and the slow disappearance of the mulch layer. The Mother of All Crepe Myrtles is a scrawny little skeleton with the remnants of a nest or two in it. That is where I found duct tape interwoven in leaves to form a nest. I will remember the months of mulch making its way into the mouths of soil creatures who feed the roots.

The pokeweed is shriveled too, and its dried berries are on many of the plants. I leave them up as winter bird-feeders. Over 60 species of birds enjoy the berries, far more than the number who favor sunflower seeds. As a former retailer in food, I consider a free supply cutting the overall cost of all bird-food.

Compensation for the deep freeze is the energetic feeding of birds and squirrels in the worst weather. New Year's Eve was sun but colder than ever, so these birds were feeding all day:

  • Starlings
  • Goldfinches
  • Cardinals
  • Chickadees.

The hanging feeders have six little zones for eating. The one hanging outside the kitchen sink often had six little birds eating at once, on and off the bird swing I constructed with two levels for waiting, watching, and preening.

As I learned in Minnesota, pleasant weather allows birds to feast on an abundance of God's creatures, berries, and weed seeds. They ignore feeders for the most part. Even the greedy squirrels will show extreme food preferences in fair weather.

But when sleet falls, as it did in New Ulm, or the deep freeze entombs the food, as we are seeing now in Arkansas, the birds and squirrels are grateful for every scrap of food.

A squirrel will gnaw a kernel of corn out of ice after days of sleet. Birds will line up like ladies outside a Dillard's New Year's Day sale. They are hungry and the cold makes them famished for more food energy to keep them warm.

WELS generates more satire than I can post.
This gigantic and costly flop featured the the worst
possible speakers.
Clueless "Luther" and "Katie" with self-appointed minister Scott Barefoot. The real Luther said,
"The people worship as gods those cardinals who are
satisfied by a woman."


Not by Accident - A Process
We are no different from the fair-weather creatures. When faithful teachers and ministers were abundant, we took them all for granted. We discussed whether setting one or two was better in the Service Book and Hymnal (LCA-ALC). We compared liturgical services. Near my home church in Moline was a larger and wealthier church - same synod and architecture. There the organist played much faster. We walked over on confirmation day when 60 children were confirmed at once. We never imagined that the pipe organs would be replaced by digital organ-grinders, the enormous confirmation classes diminished to a handful, even in large congregations.

Lutherans thought they could treat Justification by Faith as an adiaphoron, a matter of indifference. Why? The faithful feared the wrath of the UOJ fanatics - their stock phrases and packaged insults. Recently I was called a Calvinist for mentioning Justification by Faith on Facebook. I replied, "Calvin never taught Justification by Faith. Luther did." Silence. Then - "Who is this heretic?"

In fact, the UOJ Stormtroopers expose their ignorance and shallow thinking every time they bristle and mount a faux-attack. They are Satan's sock-puppets and cannot make a case for their hybrid mix of rationalism, Pietism, and male menopause symptoms.

Too many people dreamt of a gauzy future and failed to observe the present conditions, the warnings thereof. The synods kept placing safe mediocrities in teaching positions, making the seminary's objectives align with the synod politicians' plans. Align is a hot term today. Make sure everything aligns - an essential part of the process. If they emphasize the process, everyone will overlook what is actually happening. As one TV star said recently on a forgotten show, "Trust the process." We should never trust the process.

Now the coming generations are looking at an almost barren landscape. They cannot forget the Boomers, who only want to retire in peace, holding onto their Fuller certificates and Twenty Years of Service plaques. The younger generations will need to mine the treasures of the Lutheran Reformation once again.


  • The debacle of the 500th Anniversary should have warned everyone. Thrivent sponsoring events? Why not Budweiser or QVC? 


  • "In spite of his shortcomings, Luther still pointed to Christ..." That could only come from the shriveled and pickled brains of WELS.


  • "Actually, I am already tired of the Anniversary." That came from one of the ELCA pastors at a Jeske conference, who wanted to share her feelings with us.

 The Ten Commandments of Mark Jeske
must be obeyed.