Saturday, March 24, 2018

United Lutheran Seminary fires president | The Christian Century

 Years ago, LSTC dedicated their new compost tumbler
at a chapel service. United Lutheran Seminary would love to have such golden moments of peace, harmony, and humus.


United Lutheran Seminary fires president | The Christian Century:



"“We are aware that many of you will applaud our choices, while many others will be bitterly disappointed,” the board wrote after that meeting. “We ask that you recognize on good faith that we did our best to take all into full account as we endeavored to find the best answer for ULS.”

Latini told news reporters in central Pennsylvania that she believed she had been “scapegoated by a historically divided institution resistant to unification.”"


 Mark and Avoid Jeske will bring all factions together in a summer of love.
Jeske loves the Luthrun factions,
All the flavors of Thrivent.

Lefty, righty, outta-sight,
they are precious in his sight.
Jeske loves the little factions of the church.


How about that, boys and girls? Mark and Avoid Jeske does not need those pesky and time-consuming doctrinal commissions. He just waves some speaker stipends in the air and LCMS-WELS-ELCA comes running.

'via Blog this'

 "Does someone need a bishop?"

The Donkey Poem - for Palm Sunday - by G. K. Chesterton


The Donkey poem is one of the most popular posts on Ichabod, The Glory Has Departed.

The Donkey -

a poem by G.K. Chesterton

WHEN fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born.

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil's walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will,
Starve, scourge, deride me I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools, for I also had my hour,
One far fierce hour and sweet,
There was a shout about my ears
And palms before my feet.

Kelmed from Norman Teigen

Married? Partner? Flying Solo? None of Your Business!

 The new president of Luther Seminary, Robin Steinke.


 The new president of Wartburg Seminary, Louise Johnson.

 The new ex-president of United Lutheran Seminary, Rev. Theresa Latini.

When I took journalism in junior high, we interviewed faculty and wrote them up. In all such cases, even in the adult world, facts about education and family are pertinent. We noted when someone was married, but our crusty old maid teacher said, "Don't she - she has no children. We don't want people to think they are not trying." She doubled over, laughing at her joke.

But the new orthodoxy in ELCA must be saying, "Their relationships are none of your beeswax." I recall an old story that indicated Latini had a daughter. Everything else is unstated. Watch that trend continue.

These seminary presidents? NOYB.

 ELCA Pastor Nadia Bolz-Weber is married, but where does a pastor buy clerics designed to show off one's deltoids and tatts? She is not a seminary president...yet.

I Was There - Before the Great Apostasy at the Philadelphia Seminary

 Krauth Memorial Library, ELCA Philadelphia Seminary,
now United Lutheran - more or less.
By Smallbones - Own work, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12212579
See the Krauth graphic below.


The battle at United Lutheran Seminary has appeared in every periodical except the Ferrier's Journal.

As I wrote before, I went through an HEW interview at the Philadelphia Seminary around 1981. They had their new hired already. The extra interviews were to prove to HEW that they were not discriminating against anyone.

New links to various magazines, journals, and shopers' gudes reminded me of a non-incident when I was there. The Lutheran magazine (LCA) - now The Living Lutheran (ELCA) - just ran an article by a Philadelphia professor outlining the traditional view of marriage. When we were lining up for lunch, one professor passed by the author, who was in line, and said, "Good article."



Looking back, there must have been a battle brewing. I know the liberals of the LCA were glad to see the magazine's conservative editor retire. Soon every issue was geared for the quotas, as if the entire LCA were a gay, Black abortion lobby. The formation of the ELCA followed the same quota pattern, so the new organization was designed to be a self-perpetuating far Left enclave.

Needless to say, the new orthodoxy not only demands the current Hollywood standards, but a lifetime of the same counter-cultural attitudes. Those students previously disqualified for the ministry are the new dictators, denouncing the new thought-sins (even if ancient thought-sins) with all the energy of youthful Maoists. They have a new group, which I refuse to name or link - whatever the American population is doing, we have a right to do the same.

 Dirty deeds are done dirt cheap - by all the parasites in Lutherdom.

Needless to say, ELCA is falling apart as rapidly as the LCMS, WELS, and ELS. The so-called conservative side went through the same revolution decades ago. Timid Tim almost cried when I told him WELS was working with the LCA/ALC through Lutheran World Relief, etc. He grew up in WELS and did not know. (No points awarded for Ninja awareness.)

The so-called conservatives decided to work with the LCA/ALC and really coveted the relative size and wealth of their larger counterparts. I recall Mordor students saying with glowing eyes, "Look at all the money they have for advertising!" Clearly, one of their designated hero-leaders planted that thought in their minds. Paul Kelm? Let's graph how that has worked out for everyone.

The son of the homiletics professor spoke excitedly in class about all the post-seminary educational options for the senior class - Fuller! Trinity Divinity! and more. How did those names fall so trippingly off his tongue?

Of course, the slow erosion caused by UOJ permeated WELS from the start, with so many trained at St. Louis, including most of their faculty - except Hoenecke. The ELS was founded on UOJ, as history proves, so that remains their nursing mother, their crack cocaine.

 This is the only worthwhile church growth chart.