Babylon Bee - Biden Asks FBI To Raid His House Too

 

After Seeing The Jump In Trump’s Poll Numbers, Biden Orders FBI To Raid His House Too

POLITICS·Aug 19, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources close to the Biden Administration, President Biden responded to seeing Trump's jump in poll numbers by ordering the FBI to raid his house too.

These orders come at a time when Biden's approval rating has reached record lows, due to 20 consecutive months of unfortunate disasters that allegedly had nothing to do with Biden or his policies, but were the fault of everyone else, especially Trump.

Dogmatics - The Antidote

 

Nothin' says lovin' like Church Growth from the oven,
and Matt the Fatt says it best.

Previously I described three gigantic failures in the dogmatics business:

1. Charlotte Kirschbaum's and her lover's effort - Barth's Church Dogmatics.
2. Braaten-Jenson's misnamed Christian Dogmatics, which cries out for a name, like Misthaufen.
3. The Missouri Synod's Dogma-tanic.

Luther simply worked on the text itself, since he already knew how Aquinas and the rest filled libraries with gigantic but unreadable theology tomes. 

Dogmatics are like the footnotes in Bibles, bound to send people in the wrong direction, always quite deliberate.

The New King James Version is actually the NIV of KJVs, cleverly done with footnotes, something the RSV (from the Marxist National Council of Churches) revived.

The original King James did not like the way the Geneva Bible created an alternate Bible in the footnotes. The footnotes easily become the real content.  It works like this on candy.

"Chocolate is the best candy in the world." * (footnote)

*Some scholars think that carob pods are the best.

Bible footnotes are anonymous and yet carry a lot of weight, as if the alternate NKJV readings, from the scoundrels and fakes of modernism, have the same status as Majority Text.

Virtually all the alternate readings are from the jowls of Westcott and Hort, who were unbelievers raging to make their Greek New Testament the standard - without any explanations for removing text. That GNT catastrophe, now 150 years old, remains dominant in all modern Bibles.