The Stooges Foreshadowed the Big Three of Apostasy

 

The Stooges could be very serious.

Church Growthians came down like a wolf on the fold.

And their Almy was glittering in purple and gold.

And the sheen of their spears was like Thrivent's black sins

When the blue wave rolls daily on Fuller D.Mins.

And now people wonder, "Why have the Big Three coalesced to represent the Lutheran version of DEI - Dogmatic Ecstasy for Idiots." I am not being too harsh but far too lenient about their fatal embrace of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, Son of God, born of the Virgin Mary, teaching and healing, miracle-working, dying on the cross and rising from death, ascending into heaven.