New Money Raising Project for Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary: On Site Ads

The sun is Bill Hybels, Willow Creek, who won the bid for the naming rights. St. Mark Depere is already a member of his denomination.

Andy Stanley was asked to remain in stealth mode, since most WELS disciples of the Drive Worship Conferences do not wish to be openly identified with a Babtist. Stealth rights were discounted 50% but they were still hefty.

Craig Groeschel got his face painted on the left roof, because, he says, "I'm writing their sermons anyhoo." He does Catalyst with Andy, and VP Patterson organized a bevy of WELS workers to attend.

Mark Driscoll fought for the right roof because "I am producing their materials and inspiring their multi-site vision."

Leonard Sweet earned the right to be painted at the top of the tower because of his philosophical influence as Rev. Moonbeam.

Granger Community Church was short on funds because no one wanted to pony up $1500 to watch them work, do church, and do life, so they could only afford a banner.

Johnsonville asked to change the name of the school legally to The Sausage Factory. President Wendland sighed and said, "The ELS already calls us that, so we might as well make some dough with it."

Some people claim they can see Babtist Ed Stetzer if they stare at the tower long enough, but Church and Change board members say that is a slanderous lie.

Glowering in the background, Paul Calvin Kelm is arranging for a complete takeover of Deformed Theology.

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Anonymous has given his scheme away, and his tortured childhood memories, by replying to your post "New Money Raising Project for Wisconsin Lutheran S...":

I was watching a cable show today and thought of you. I checked out Wikipedia, and yep, I was right. My guess is you're now making up for all the times you were picked on as a kid. Your site fills the bill for "cyber-bullying":

Wikipedia: "Cyber-bullying involves the use of information and communication technologies to support deliberate, repeated, and hostile behavior by an individual or group, that is intended to harm others."

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "New Money Raising Project for Wisconsin Lutheran S...":

Wonderful Caricature! Too bad you could not do it in brail (sic) for the WELS leaders blind to their own imperfections.

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Braille alphabet.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "New Money Raising Project for Wisconsin Lutheran S...":

The picture captures the essence of the problem, namely, a jumble of opinion and practices replacing the word of God and worship. Too bad the infallible leaders of WELS do not get it.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "New Money Raising Project for Wisconsin Lutheran S...":

I wonder what your employer would say if they witnessed the slanderous remarks on your site. You've tried to ruin many reputations. Maybe it's time someone ruined yours.

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GJ - I am also concerned about the reputations of Stetzer, Groeschel, Stanley, Hybels, Driscoll, Beeson, and Sweet. They would probably not like having their reputations ruined by their association with WELS apostates. Which photo should I erase from the satirical PhotoShop?

All the false teachers have worked with WELS leaders, and I did even list Trinity in Deerfield.

I am 100% self-employed and work exclusively from my spacious home, not far from my pool with a waterfall.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "New Money Raising Project for Wisconsin Lutheran S...":

The picture misses an important point. The CGM exists in large part due to pastors who abdicate their responsibilities of teaching the clean, pure Word of God, and emulating Christ. Instead they blithely follow the Devil’s enticements to take the easy way out. Specious promises that quack techniques, marketing, dvertising (sic), and ambience (sic) will do it for them proves too much of a temptation.

Chances of this situation being corrected remain slim to none as long as bulky pastors harden their hearts and attack persons seeking to admonish them.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "New Money Raising Project for Wisconsin Lutheran S...":

"...maybe it's time someone ruined your reputation..."

Oh, plz, Br'er Mouse, don't throw Pr Jackson in THAT briar patch. Whatever you do, DON'T tell your C&C friends about Ichabod, or the Book of Concord, or the Confessions. Oh, LAWSIE, NO! They might accidentally read a Bible verse instead of an Enthusiast "how to do church" book-o-the-month.


Don't let them read Ichabod!

Their heads would explode.


+Diet O. Worms