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| Mich Lutheran Sem is facing financial challenges according to Mark Schroeder. They have put on hold capital expenditures until these challenges are addressed. |
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| Maybe the MLS alumni Booze Brothers, great pals of Katy Perry, could hit her up for some capital funds. |
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| Michigan Lutheran Seminary is a great place for young men to learn cross-dressing and makeup. They need to learn about hazing for Martin Luther College and Mordor. |
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| Justification by Faith is not tolerated, but a little canoodling is harmless, they say. |
