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| Wash me with synod absolution, and I will be white as vanilla ice cream. Wayne Laitinen promoted Schwan (RIP) as one of the "good" rich guys. Ask his late, first wife, or his second, who returned to Romanism after he met his reward. But when he come, and all the flowers are dying If I am dead, as dead I well may be You'll come and find the place where I am lying And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me. |
| Rev Bryan Schwarz | Our Savior’s LC East Wenatchee WA | Conference of Presidents Thrivent Giving Counselor South Atlantic and South Central Districts | 10/2/2018 |
| Rev Thomas Mielke | St Matthew LC Appleton WI | Conference of Presidents Thrivent Giving Counselor Northern Wisconsin District | 10/2/2018 |
| Rev Jonathan Stern | Christian Giving Counselor Arizona-California and South Central Districts | Conference of Presidents Thrivent Giving Counselor Retirement Call Arizona-California District |
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| "UOJ is not effective without a generous estate gift, an irrevocable gift annuity." |
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| "Go to an expensive synod prep school, an expensive mediocre college, and a joke of a seminary. And become an annuity salesman for Thrivent! God will bless your devotion to the only true sect on earth. Let us prey." |
GJ - Two basic facts - they have to get an insurance license to be a Tetzel. Their job is to sell Irrrevocable Gift Annuities to their
Not that the Tetzels would lie or manipulate to get their sales commission from Thrivent. The problem is, the Tetzels know as much about estate law and insurance as Sassy Sue does, maybe less.
Their motivations are purely carnal, since their success is not in counseling (haha) but in sales. Some of the annuity salesmen have left the ministry to serve their wealthy customers, according to the Latin Professor.
Tis fitting that the Tetzels are called during the month of Reformation. As they told Marvin Schwan:
"As soon as the Irrevocable Trust clears,
Your day of salvation nears."
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| "Show us the money!" |
