Who worked secretly with Herman Otten to elect Al Barry, instead of doing his parish work in Iowa? And emerged after Harrison was elected to strut around the Purple Palace? |
Concordia Publishing House marked the Reformation's 500th anniversary with dog collars, spatulas, and Here I Stand socks. Who was minding the store? Pope Paul the Plagiarist! |
Matt Harrison borrowed McCain's weight-gain diet and Paul's passion for Pietism's Objective Justification, making anti-Luther dogma official in the CPH dual pratfalls - the Dogma-tanic and their hideous caricature of the Small Catechism. |