Friday, September 20, 2019

Change or Die!. LutherQuest - Squeaks Out a Protest about the Two Rev Heidis. ALPB Silent. Christian News Almost Silent. Gay Ordination & Abortion on Demand

ELCA Pastor Heidi Neumark is a long-time mentor for the gay ELM group. Their profiles helpfully provide the proper pronouns to use, so consult the profile list first.


 ELCA Pastor Heidi Borkenhagen was given the task of getting her congregation into the Reconciled in Christ gay advocacy group. She is on the steerage commitee (sic) because for the last three years, they cannot spell committee correctly.

LutherQuest (sic) and Christian News have timidly mentioned, with a total lack of detail, the October 10th Mark Jeske Change or Die! conference.

ALPB has said nothing, perhaps because they approve ELCA domination.

Steadfast Lutherans (sic) are so far into themselves that they probably do not know yet.

Gottesdienst would need to look into their crowded sacristy closet.

Epic Break-Through for the Forces of Apostasy

Many things are accomplished by this tenth anniversary of Jeske's Change or Die!

  1. Women's Ordination - approved!
  2. Gay Ordination and marriage - approved!
  3. Abortion for any reason - approved!
  4. Doctrinal unity via Objective Justification - their glue!
  5. Ministry strategies via Barth/Kirschbaum and Fuller Seminary - but of course.


 "Be patient, mein Karl. We will re-imagine Christianity in our image, and our Father Below. Schtop with the footsie. This is a formal photograph."