Saturday, August 15, 2020

Mr. Bose Rebelled on Sunday, Faces a Well-Earned Retirement

 We are not sure of Mr. Bose's date; scholars are divided. Some claim it is older than our Internet services.

Last Sunday began with Mr. Bose screaming one note, disobeying all efforts to play the hymn until unplugged. The photo above is not the Bose we were using. I think that is only available on tintypes. Ranger Bob thought it had served well.

I pretended Mr. Bose was our organist, especially when we had problems with the sound.

For a complete experience in Sunday worship, visit the original CORE (WELS) space, where they had a movie theater screen and 22 woofers. We only have one woofer, and Sassy is not allowed to sing during the service. We do not use warmed-over bar music played by praise band Presbyterians.

I found a replacement that works well.

In other news, Understanding Luther's Galatians is being held hostage in Japan, but Amazon is working on setting up the print versions in America.