Thursday, July 7, 2022

ELCA

ELCA's Liz Eaton went to Harvard and re-imagined the English language, NIVish.

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Exposing the ELCA

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 Bishop Johnson is the Mega-Bishop of the Canadian ELCA, named ELCiC. "I get no kick from ELCA. Mere alcohol don't help me at all. So tell me why it should be true, I get ELCiC out of you."

"Not funny, fat-heads."

Bishop-for-a-Year Megan Rohrer has 36 payments to C. M. Almy left before her robe, stick, and fish-hat are debt-free. They is an Augustana College graduate.

Trinity-Hamma featured at various times - Loy, Leupold, Lenski, and Lenker, but now they cannot even buy a seminary student. Why?

Bishops and Presidents Grow in Office

 Bishop Larson, one of the first, grew in office, paving the way in ELCA leadership.


Unqualified Wartburg Seminary President Johnson, grew in office, as proven by an earlier photo.


 They gave her an honorary doctorate on her way out.

 Robin Steinke, the early years.


 Luther Seminary donated Latini in the search for a Gettysburg-Philadelphia Seminary president. Steinke got a shrinking seminary and Latini became the travel agent for a huge, hollowed out church.


 Theresa Latini was a Presbyterian professor at Luther, which made her ideal for erasing Philadelphia of its history of great Lutheran theologians. Was it karma or unionism? 

Philly-Gettysburg Seminary President Guy Erwin began life as an Osage Indian, leveraging that to professor, insta-pastor, insta-bishop, and insta-seminary president. He met the primary requirement - sharp clothes.

 "Brett, I told you things would get better, several years ago, and I see it happening now."


 These ELCA clowns were chosen by Mark Jeske (faux-WELS) for one of his gaseous Change or Die! conferences. Being stupid does not keep them from being underhanded.