Saturday, April 29, 2023

Re-Elect Matt Harrison and Watch the Colleges and Congregations Shrink Faster Than an Official Portrait

This is the official photo for re-election in 2023.
Should the convention be worried about rapid weight loss and hair enhancements, or did the staff reach deep into the archives for thas photo? 



Uneasy lies the head that wears the cheese. Luther called false teachers "belly-bursters."