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| "Thrilled and excited about the next year!" |
The newly hired Professors of Church Growth get furrowed brows when they are asked to teach the Church History 101 course. "But, but, but," they say, "We only know the part after Understanding Church Growth was published. Those were glorious wonder years, when the classrooms erupted with Oh! Oh! Oh! I just discovered another Church Growth Principle!"
"All of us bathed in the serenity of Pasadena, whether priests, bishops, or Salvation Army members, or ELCA, or LCMS, or WELS, or stealth ELS."
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| I photoshopped the Episcopal leaders, above, anticipating the future WELS advocacy. |
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WELS hazing helps students conform and fit in with the "names" who run the show. |
