Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Al Gore - In the Babylon Bee News

 


Al Gore Dresses Up Like Swedish Teen Girl So People Will Listen To Him Again buff.ly/44DLeUU

Crystal Bridges - 3-D Hall of Mirrors - An Early Fall Sets Off an Alarm

 

Imagine everything moving and reflecting from a barrage of mirrors.

I boosted attendance at Crystal Bridges 3-D Hall of Mirrors. It is actually a small room, with an entrance and an egress, two people allowed inside at a time. Spheres hang from the ceiling with mirrors reflecting various combinations of objects moving and glowing.

I moved forward, hitting a ledge gently with my right hoof, going down in a thump. ALARM! ALARM! GEEZER DOWN! GEEZER DOWN! LIGHTS FLASHING!

I retrieved the glasses that spilled from my shirt pocked, saw Randy ahead, and the jailer behind. She was the first of three to ask how much damage I incurred. Once outside, I saw a gathering of 10 or more people. I was questioned a second time about whether I was hurt. (No.) 

I was walking away when the emergency medical team arrived. Randy noticed Erin had a first-aid kid and a portable de-fib unit. Like the others, she peered at my eyes while asking what happened and was I hurt. "No. I bumped my foot and went down. I do a lot of gardening, so I practice safe falling. It's a good idea at 75 years." She took down my name and phone, in case their legal team had to meet with my legal team.

Randy and I caught up with the rest of the family. In case anyone wonders, I do leg exercises several times a week. That strengthens muscles and ligaments, keeping them flexible rather than actionable. 

That is one of the ironies of our anatomy. Neglect of joints and ligaments can cause immense pain, often solved by painful exercise in recovery. The complicated shoulder joints can develop rotator cuff agony or a frozen shoulder (not to be confused with a cold shoulder, the precursor of the WELS/LCMS stink-eye and Left Boot of Fellowship).

Knee damage is especially limiting, so it is wise to walk every day if possible and gradually improve the connective tissue so easily neglected.




Daily Luther Sermon Quote - "Whereas the Scriptures Attribute Both Faith And Good Works Not to Ourselves, But to God Alone."

 

 Thomas Cole, the Good Shepherd


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6. Therefore the powerful conclusion follows, there must be something far greater and more precious than all good works, by which a man becomes pious and good, before he does good; just as he must first be in bodily health before he can labor and do hard work. This great and precious something is the noble Word of God, which offers us in the Gospel the grace of God in Christ. He who hears and believes this, thereby becomes good and righteous. Wherefore it is called the Word of life, a Word of grace, a Word of forgiveness. But he who neither hears nor believes it, can in no way become good. For St. Peter says in the Acts 15:9: “And he made no distinction between us and them, cleansing their hearts by faith.”

For as the Word is, so will the heart be, which believes and cleaves firmly to it. The Word is a living, righteous, truthful, pure and good Word, so also the heart which cleaves to it, must be living, just, truthful, pure and good.

7. What now shall we say of those passages which so strongly insist on good works, as when the Lord says: “Make to yourselves friends by means of the mammon of unrighteousness?” And in Matthew 25:42: “For I was hungry, and ye did not give me to eat.” And many other similar passages, which sound altogether as though we had to become good by works. We answer thus: 


8. There are some who hear and read the Gospel and what is said by faith, and immediately conclude they have formed a correct notion of what faith is. They do not think that faith is anything else than something which is altogether in their own power to have or not to have, as any other natural human work. Hence, when in their hearts they begin to think and say: “Verily, the doctrine is right, and I believe it is true,” then they immediately think faith is present. But as soon as they see and feel in themselves and others that no change has taken place, and that the works do not follow and they remain as before in their old ways, then they conclude that faith is not sufficient, that they must have something more and greater than faith.

Behold, how they then seize the opportunity, and cry and say: Oh, faith alone does not do it. Why? Oh, because there are so many who believe, and are no better than before, and have not changed their minds at all. Such people are those whom Jude in his Epistle calls dreamers, 5:8, who deceive themselves with their own dreams. For what are such thoughts of theirs which they call faith, but a dream, a dark shadow of faith, which they themselves have created in their own thoughts, by their own strength without the grace of God? They become worse than they were before. For it happens with them as the Lord says in Matthew 9:17 “Neither do men put new wine into old wine-skins; else the skins burst, and the wine is spilled.” That is, they hear God’s Word and do not lay hold of it, therefore they burst and become worse.

9. But true faith, of which we speak, cannot be manufactured by our own thoughts, for it is solely a work of God in us, without any assistance on our part. As Paul says to the Romans 5:15, it is God’s gift and grace, obtained by one man, Christ. Therefore, faith is something very powerful, active, restless, effective, which at once renews a person and again regenerates him, and leads him altogether into a new manner and character of life, so that it is impossible not to do good without ceasing.



For just as natural as it is for the tree to produce fruit, so natural is it for faith to produce good works. And just as it is quite unnecessary to command the tree to bear fruit, so there is no command given to the believer, as Paul says, nor is urging necessary for him to do good, for he does it of himself, freely and unconstrained; just as he of himself without command sleeps, eats, drinks, puts on his clothes, hears, speaks, goes and comes.

Whoever has not this faith talks but vainly about faith and works, and does not himself know what he says or whither it tends. For he has not received it; he juggles with lies and applies the Scriptures where they speak of faith and works to his own dreams and false thoughts, which is purely a human work. Whereas the Scriptures attribute both faith and good works not to ourselves, but to God alone.