Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Betcha Didn't See That Coming from the WELS Even Worse Hymnal Project


They never mention any version of the KJV - never.

We have also asked the SC to serve as the hymnal project’s translation committee. In that regard, the Scripture Committee drafted a translation rubric that was approved at the first meeting of the XC in September of 2013. Their rubric followed the eclectic choice method which was approved at the 2013 synod convention. The primary working translation of the project is NIV2011, with NIV1984 serving as the backup choice where there are weaknesses or deficiencies that require changes. Since the time that resolution was approved, it has been established that NIV1984 won’t be available as a backup choice, so the committee will be bringing an updated recommendation for a backup translation.

WELS Hymnal Director's Report

Associate Pastor at St. John's Lutheran Church, Midland, Michigan - LCMS - On Grindr - Just Like MLC's Zak Stowe

Martin Luther College graduate Zach Stowe referred to his photos on Grindr,
but "no one knew."


Antigay Michigan Pastor Outed by Grindr Messages


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makalaGrindr Journalism may be the only worthwhile social media journalism, solely for its ability to out anti-gay public figures who still think it’s a good idea to troll for same-sex action using the popular app. The latest comes from Queerty, which outed a vociferously anti-gay pastor with his own chat logs from Grindr.
Matthew Makela, formerly an associate pastor at St. John’s Lutheran Church and School in Midland Michigan, has an online history with numerous Facebook postings and op-eds railing against homosexuality. “I love people who have same sex attraction, and so does God. The proof is in the sacrifice He made for all of us who sin,” he once wrote in an online comment. “We don’t tell a person born with tendencies to abuse alcohol to keep on giving in to his innate desires because he can’t help it. We try to help him in his struggle.”
So basically, not a fan of homosexuality. Or was he?
A tipster sent Queerty a cache of screenshots from Grindr, showing his chats with a very Grindr-fluent Makela. In them, the pastor sends photos of himself in bed, as well as his desire to “mess around with a bicurious guy” and his preferred bedroom activities. He also mentioned that he had a girlfriend and two children (he has a wife and five children, none of whom were aware of his activities).
The images eventually forced Makela to resign, and he told Queerty that the images were indeed authentic, but declined to comment further. Meanwhile, the church took down its Facebook page andtold its congregants to not read the story, because that’s the quickest way of making a dude not gay.
As for Grindr journalism — we’re starting to think it’s a very real thing of the future: Here’s an example of a North Dakota legislator who voted against a gay rights bill but was outed using Grindr. And here’s a Puerto Rican senator who resigned after his photos emerged on Grindr.
[Image via screenshot/Grindr]

Ordination, 2010,
Midland, Michigan

Makela's Facebook page came down as I was looking it over.
Apparently he is married with four young children.
This is very sad for them.


Pastor Makela Resigns Call

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Dear members of St. John’s,

It is my grief to inform you that Pastor Makela announced his resignation as a pastor of St. John’s through a letter that was read in worship on Sunday, May 17.  Pastor has acknowledged that there was sin and repentance, and I have testified that there is indeed forgiveness through the same Lord who forgives all our sins.  Nevertheless, it is an end of our time together in ministry, and we ask for your continued prayers and support for the Makela family.

To make matters worse, though, the details of sin that have been kept confidential are being posted online by those who seek to do harm to the Makela family and to St. John’s.  This is taking an already difficult situation and making it even more painful.

I write this to you to warn you that you may be confronted with the details of the sin, and to remind you that sin is never pretty.  The facebook pages associated with St. John’s have been taken down in an attempt to remove the opportunity for malicious posters to have access to St. John’s members, but the internet and age of communication being what it is, I have no way of guaranteeing that you will not come across this information in some way.

A few thoughts on how to proceed:
-Don’t panic.  This changes nothing.  Matt is still forgiven and he is still loved, and we will do what we can to stand by him and the family as they face this spiteful attack of shame.  God is bigger than this and will see us through.

-Don’t respond.  Those who are trying to shake up the congregation are doing so, at least in part, to generate traffic to their website.  If you click on a website to see, or respond to what is being said--even in a positive way--you are only rewarding those who are trying to shame the Makelas.

-Please know that the leadership of St. John’s will be forthright with any information the members need to have.  However, we do not intend to use the internet as the primary means of communication at this point.

-Be patient and trust God.  This too shall pass.

In the meantime consider the advice of scripture:  “Be very careful, then, how you live, not as unwise but as wise, making the most of every opportunity because the days are evil.”

See you in Church,

-Pastor Kempin
- See more at: http://www.sjlmidland.org/announcements/pastor-makela-resigns-call#sthash.sDsn0xcY.dpuf

WELS Illumine Church - Pastor Goes to Exponential (DP Patterson's fave) -
Your Offering Money Bought Expensive Equipment
So They Could Host a High School Prom!

This equipment cost over $10,000, I believe.
The video is donkey-awful.





BUILD SYSTEMS THAT WORK FOR YOUR CHURCH


 Pastor Kent Reeder is at the Exponential Conference this week - April 27-30 - and will be regularly posting notes and thoughts based on the sessions and speakers in the conference. Please note that while many of the speakers at the conference are not confessional Lutherans and will, therefore, have some errant theology, the principles discussed are scriptural and godly. [GJ - What about the ding-bats who attend?] Pastor Kent will filter anything that isn't valuable out of these posts - you can enjoy the beneficial parts! [GJ - Oh! Oh! Oh! Church Growth Ecstasy!]
presented by Ryan Kwon
Why build systems?
1. Hell is bad, the gospel is good. You have to love people A LOT if you are going to invest the time and effort into building these systems. Your heart has to be breaking to motivate you to be as efficient as possible in your efforts.
2. Every system gets outdated. What got you through the first year won't get you through the next, and the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. The people, the city, the congregation, and you will change on a regular basis. Your systems have to change with them. 
Remember, the question we ask about how to be effective in our congregations will stay the same until Christ returns, but the answers will change.
3. Every church grows. The question is whether your church is growing toward health or toward disfunction [ Sic - dis is a spelling error, dysfunction]. Think systems first, let them create your church, and become proactive in your growth. If your church is driving your systems to change, you will be a reactive church. If your systems are driving your church to change, you will be a proactive church. 
[GJ - Somebody translate this booschwah into something about the Means of Grace.]
Truths about Systems
1. Systems are the engine behind mission and vision. 
2. Systems make vision into reality. 
3. Visions inspire, but systems modify behavior. (Neither is stronger than the other.)
4. It's a system problem, not a people problem. Stop blaming your people. Start blaming and fixing your systems. 
If you think to yourself, "I don't have a system in place for this." You're wrong. You do - it is just terrible. 

[GJ - The liturgy, the Lutheran hymns, shudder - the Lutheran name, the Confessions, the Means of Grace, the efficacy of the Word. You have to dump all that, according to James Tiefel's wonder-boy.]
The Building Blocks of a System
1. Expectations - Have a clear goal for this system. You must build a clear expectation for this system.
2. Rewards - What is rewarded will be repeated. You must build a reward in for the good things. 
3. Consequences - If the vision doesn't happen, you must have consequences. 
4. Communication - How and how often you will communicate within this system.
5. Behavior - This is where the rubber meets the road. This is what a system creates and affects. 

[GJ - Management speak. Oh, I just love that. Leaders have to...lead. You must have S.M.A.R.T. goals. You must have a mission/vision statement because all the corporations do. You must have enthusiasm, no, passion. Yes, a passion for everything you do because passion makes things happen.]
People need regular reinforcement in systems. (Fortunately for Illumine, we can reinforce the systems at the beginning of each trimester because we have this pre-existing system.)
Principles that Shape Various Systems
1. Staff Systems: Spin fewer but larger plates. Anticipate change-ups and adjustments as a result of leaders growing and fitting new spaces. Get the right people at the right places. 

[GJ - Spin a few big plates - like offering plates? WELS did that with Marvin Schwan.]
2. Sunday Systems: Know your guest experience. Systems should be flock focused, not sheep focused. (Think about people, not just a person.) 
3. Discipleship Systems: Know what a disciple is. Know how they are formed. Know how to identify/measure them. 
- Pastor Kent Reeder

Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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GJ - Take a long look at their pagan logo: lightbulb, flame, and a screw.

http://illuminechurch.com/about-illumine/

ABOUT ILLUMINE

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Illumine is a new church. We started in May of 2013 and officially launched public worship services here in Rock Hill on April 13th, 2014. We exist so that Christ may shine brilliantly on us, in us, and through us. To that end, we focus on worship (Christ shining on us), education (Christ shining in us), and community service (Christ shining through us.) On a given day, you might see us volunteering, gathering in a home or conference room for a class, preparing for worship, or praying together for each other and York County. 
Illumine welcomes everyone. Everyone needs a chance to refresh - that's our Sunday morning. Everyone deserves a chance to grow and be more than they were before - that's our education goal. Everyone benefits when we serve those around us - that's why we aren't working unless we're reaching out to the community. We'd like your input in this process. We'd like your help with this process. We'd like you engaged in this process. Get in touch anytime: illuminechurch@gmail.com &(803) 810-9398, or come by and visit us at our ministry center - 1262 Riverchase Blvd., Rock Hill, SC. 

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http://illuminechurch.com/faq/

What should I wear to worship?
Honestly, this question is much less important than we tend to realize. Wear whatever makes you and those around you comfortable. If you want to dress up for church, by all means, go for it. If you believe it's judgmental and unfair when we force people to dress up for worship, wear something else. 
The bigger issue is this: if you have issues with the way people are dressing at Illumine, come find Pastor Kent Reeder. We'll talk about it, because there's probably something that needs to be addressed. What exactly that is will get figured out when we talk - and at the end of the day, isn't that why we come to church, anyway?

GJ - If you still have issues, we will beat you like a rented mule. Ask Ichabod.


Fox Valley WELS Pastor Silenced for His Inane, Juvenile, Personal Attacks

Church and Change Pastors cross-dress
rather than bearing the cross.


From the fetid womb of Church and Change, Fox Valley's Joel Lillo emerges periodically to reveal his lack of education, manners, and scruples. He and his cowardly buddies had their own anonymous blogs a while back, yet they chose to retreat and erase without apologizing.

I enjoy his attacks against me, because they reflect the typical attitude of WELS clergy, who can only relate to their own kind and yet wonder why their abusive sect is shrinking so fast.

I have always erased Joel's comments whenever he wanted to use my blog for personal attacks against my friends. Other bloggers have told me Lillo is just as obnoxious on their websites. Therefore, I have simply ended all comments. Many people simply express their appreciation via email, doubtless because they do not to become targets for morons with an Internet connection and an old computer.

I avoid airing political opinions and current news on this blog. I stated that from the beginning.

Joel Lillo had nothing to say about Ski,
even professing total lack of knowledge of the abuse charges.

VP Zank supported Ski and became DP.
Lillo thought Zank was the cat's meow in church management.

Many Photoshops come from WELS,
but this masterpiece is my own.