Monday, May 24, 2021

Baby Turtles Hang On While Mama Shifts into Second Gear

"Turtle Wax is on sale at Lowe's!"



A reader sent in this graphic reminder of the Intrepid Lutherans having their brakes slammed. Hit squads followed Father Steve Spencer jumping ship.


 WELS cannot figure out where all that Church Growth came from, because Wayne Mueller said in print that there were no CG programs in WELS. Maybe one Pasadena river turtle was going too fast and landed on this fence-post.



Now Tony Morgan can get your church unstuck from that turtle, because he heads the Unstuck Group and actually wrote The Unstuck Church.