 |
| Why This Is Not Funny... |
With Tyson so dominant in this area, we had better egg-spectations for their drivers.
The yolks on us, because the truck left a fowl odor. The driver was so upset, he asked the cops for an eggs-orcist. And he claimed his driving was impeckable. That cracked me up.
An eggspert said, "He was driving too fast, took the curve like he was racing chickens instead of raising chicks. No yoking around from now on."
 |
| This one happened near our house, a few years back. "Where are you now?" Truck driver, "Almost Eden." |
