Fools Rush In

Champion porkers run to get the latest, whether Unstuck or another tasty treat for their ever growing tummies. Paul and Luther wrote about that.

The porkers have something much better than faith in Jesus Christ. Their gimmicks work faster and delight the dullest crowd. 

In time, the people - even the clergy - begin to question the poison being offered and guaranteed to work.

1. Why do we need coffee, soft drinks, and munchies to worship the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit?
2. Why are we adding an ice cream soda fountain?
3. Where is the cross? Willow Creek is so big, why can't they afford a cross?
4. Why do they copy the same things our sales people do to make money?
5. Why are they unclear about the Bible and tell us to work it out on our own?
6. Why did Pastor Joel help break up a marriage so two men could be together and stay in the church?
7. Where does the money come from to settle lawsuits?
8. Is it normal for the worship professor to be arrested for drunken driving?
9. Do all our missionaries drive into utility poles before leaving for Russia?
10. Why are we told not to use one Bible, the KJV, when we have to buy or bring ONE Bible, the NIV?
11. Where did the seminarians go?
12. Where did all the highly touted missions go?
13. Why was grandma told she was giving away her estate to the "church" when they meant the synod, not the congregation?
14. Why are Missouri and WELS congregations asking about women taking over, just like ELCA?