- Book of Concord grape juice. Reformation doctrine never tasted so good. Packaged with a pellet. Buy in bulk. We got a deal from our supplier in Pasadena, California.
- Railroad cars full of Here I Stand socks - bulk prices only. Use these for your LWR shipments for the needy overseas - charity with a message.
- Autopsy of a Deceased Church: Keep Yours Alive, by Thom Rainer. Cure dead orthodoxy before it is too late!
- The Purpose-Driven Church, by Rick Warren. Discover the secrets he discovered from Mr. Success - Robert Schuller.
- Too Busy Not To Pray, by Bill Hybels. No jokes about Bill, now.
- Who You Are When No One's Looking: Choosing Consistency, Resisting Compromise. by Bill Hybels. This is our Reformation humor offering.
- Spiritual Warfare, by Jack Schaap. Or - never leave your iPhone in the pulpit.
- Unique item - Lawrence Otto Olson's D.Min. certificate from Fuller Seminary. Only one is available, because we hope this icon, this holy relic will launch a new Reformation in the Lutheran Church of the future: growth, Growth, GROWTH! We may have a Holyland tour of Watertown, New Ulm, Mequon, Willow Creek, Corunna, and Pasadena.
- Thumb drive full of fresh, exciting ideas and goals from your Mission Board. No, it does not matter which one, because they are all the same.
- Surprise package of CPH trinkets. You wanted them last year, but now you can afford a bunch of them at once, hand-selected by Paul McCain, MDiv. Just a few of them are pictured below.
ICHABOD, THE GLORY HAS DEPARTED - explores the Age of Apostasy, predicted in 2 Thessalonians 2:3, to attack Objective Faithless Justification, Church Growth Clowns, and their ringmasters. The antidote to these poisons is trusting the efficacious Word in the Means of Grace. John 16:8. Isaiah 55:8ff. Romans 10. Most readers are WELS, LCMS, ELS, or ELCA. This blog also covers the Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodoxy, and the Left-wing, National Council of Churches denominations.