Saturday, August 1, 2009

Finkelsteinery Sumary of the WELS Convention




Here is the link.

Below is my copy of his post:

Friday, July 31, 2009


Thoughts and Highlights from the 2009

WELS Convention

The 60th Biennial Convention of the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod (WELS), convened Monday, July 27, adjourned today, Friday, July 31. It was held at Michigan Lutheran Seminary (MLS) in Saginaw, MI. I figured that I would offer some thoughts regarding what I think are highlights of the week:

* Full Funding of Ministerial Education and Missions
It was reported on Wednesday that the Floor Committee on Finance had developed a Budget Option C, retaining full funding of both Missions and all four Ministerial Schools, and would be presenting that to the Convention, Thursday. I quote from an observer:

I am more than happy that the floor committee on finance kept the full funding of the four ministerial education schools and the full funding of world and home missions, both with some minor exceptions in both. The delegate of the finance committee with whom I was in contact agreed well in advance of the convention that the complete ministerial education and mission budget had to be retained to the exclusion of all else. Now I just hope it passes on Thursday.

Indeed, on Thursday morning, after hours of debate, the resolution to accept Option C, which sought, instead of Options A and B, to target cuts in administration, travel, and in areas that could be most easily replaced once funding became available, passed. One commenter in the budget debate stated it well (and I paraphrase): "If we lose MLS, have no illusions, we will never get it back again. The cost is too great." A prep-school is not easily replaced. The message sent by the Convention was clear: Let's have no more talk of closing schools.

* Synod-wide Theological Study
Given evidence of declining theological acumen among the laity, and an apparent growth in disunity in doctrine and practice as a result, the Ad Hoc Commission recommended a Synod-wide study of Theology, to address both Doctrine and Practice. The Ad Hoc floor committee presented a resolution to accept this recommendation, and it was passed by the Convention. This study will come directly from the Seminary to the congregations. Suggested studies over the next four years includes:

1. Efficacy of the Means of Grace (not methods)
2. Vocation, Church, and Ministry (i.e., everyone is not a minister in the context of the congregation, but are ministers in the context of Vocation)
3. Care of Souls (Church Discipline, dealing with error in the congregation)
4. The Sacramental Life (not just the Gospel in the Word, but the Gospel in the Sacraments)

As background, this resolution seems to follow from the January meeting of the CoP, to charge the Ad Hoc commission to study these issues, as follows:

5.D.03 Establishment of "non-traditional" ("new style") congregations. We feel that the underpinnings of this "non-traditional" type of worship cannot be ignored. We also feel that the issue is extremely complex and will take great care to be careful to walk the "narrow Lutheran road" between legalism and ignoring and failing to admonish where practices are contrary to or a danger to the principles of gospel proclamation and the efficacy of the means of grace. We move that an ad hoc committee be convened that can study and address this issue and produce a study document that can be shared with circuits and also congregations for study and careful evaluation of practices in worship, sacraments, outreach, organization, music selection, etc. Motion carried.

* Board for Parish Services "restructuring"
Also on Thursday, the Board for Parish Services was reduced from Board status to Council status, now reporting to the Council of Presidents (CoP). It is no longer an official area of ministry in WELS.

This is a good thing. The BPS had been a real and growing concern among Confessionals in WELS, as it had been staffed over the years principally by known Church Growth advocates, had designated itself as the Board having "primary responsibility for carrying out the goals of the Synod's Mission-Objectives-Vision Statement" (according to Manthey's Fifteen Years under the MOV), and in the execution of this responsibility, had, since the early 1990's, been associated with the dissemination of CGM materials directly to WELS congregations and had directly advised WELS congregations according to CGM principles. In addition, there is currently a strong connection between the former BPS Administrators and the controversial group "Church & Change".

Constitutionally and organizationally speaking, this resolution brought the functions of the former BPS under the jurisdiction of the District Presidents, who are responsible for Doctrine and Practice in their own districts, making the new Council of Parish Services accountable to the District Presidents for the materials and advice they disseminate to the congregations. In addition (as I understand it), this resolution strips authority from the CPS to issue Divine Calls to Administrators (consultants) who serve it, placing that responsibility where it belongs, with the CoP.

As one elated commenter on Ichabod put it:

Perish Services has been totally decimated. Rather than a Board with an Administrator and a Chairman and decision making power, with many sub-boards and sub-administrators, Perish Services now consists of only 3 sub-administrators who report to the Conference of Presidents and are called by the CoP.

President Schroeder slapped them down for trying to go around his authority and destroyed them and their support of the CG movement. Now there's not much left of Perish Services, and what is left can't do a thing without the CoP knowing about it.


Indeed, the BPS advocates complained bitterly during deliberation, especially regarding the loss of power they would suffer by being made a Council, and changes were made to accommodate their reasonable and pragmatic appeals. But in the end, the intent of the Ad Hoc committee, which recommended elimination of BPS, was honored by the Convention.

* President Schroeder Wallops the Church Growth Movement
On Monday morning, setting the tone of the Convention, Synod President Mark Schroeder issued his report. The first 42 minutes, or so, were directed specifically at the Church Growth Movement (CGM) in our midst, along with Contemporary Worship (without naming these things or naming individuals), emphasizing Scripture and the Confessions, and of maintaining a unified Lutheran Identity under them. He delivers a blister-boiling spanking to advocates of CGM. IMHO, his report (at least the first 42 minutes) is well worth a congregational study. Rick, another WELS layman who maintains a blog called Light from Light, offers an excellent summary of SP Schroeder's address. So rather than duplicate his work, I'll send you to his blog (above), while providing the embedded video, below:

The text of President Schroeder's report can be downloaded, here.


* Professor Brenner Continues the Walloping...
If you enjoyed SP Schroeder's Report on Monday, you'll certainly enjoy Professor Brenner's Convention Essay, Christ's Love: The efficacy and power of the Means of Grace, that was given Tuesday morning (click this link to view his presentation). It was the first of two Convention Essays covering the Synod theme, Christ's Love, Our Calling. The undercurrent of this entire Convention, from the standpoint of its execution, very strongly seems to address the errors of CGM, which have been creeping in over the past three decades. Following Schroeder's rather direct walloping of CGM positions on Monday, Brenner continues this walloping in his Essay. Here are some brief summary notes:

The text of Professor Brenner's essay can be downloaded, here.

o The Holy Spirit does not work immediately, but mediately, that is, through Means.
o No one will be saved apart from the use of the external Word -- the Word spoken or read.
o The preaching of the Gospel and administration of the Sacraments are the only Means through which one can come to faith and remain in faith.
o The Means are always and exclusively efficacious, even though the Holy Spirit may be resisted, whether we see evidence of their working or not. This is how God works, mediately. When God works immediately (i.e., Creation of the World), He cannot be resisted.
o Sometimes the proclamation of God's Word leads to visible decline in numbers. Examples: Elijah's flight (he thought he was the only one left) and Jesus' abandonment by all but the Twelve as a result of his hard teaching. Sometimes the proclamation of the Word brings about dramatic increase. Example: Pentecost, and the Baptism of 3000 in one day. Faithfulness to the Word of God, and maintaining the centrality of the Means of Grace, not an increase in number, is the measure of success for Lutherans.

This gets us about halfway through the Essay. Thesis 8 of Brenner's Essay begins at about 44 min:

o The Means of Grace cannot be made to be more effective by anything that we do (including outreach programs, contemporary worship, blah blah, etc.)
o In a culture of American pragmatism, where Advertising, Marketing, and Business Models are seen to be the means to success, Christians are tempted to think that the Gospel is a product to sell, rather than a powerful message to be proclaimed. Sectarians confuse these methods with means.
o "Does it work?" is not the question a Lutheran asks regarding methods.
o The Means of Grace work supernaturally, but not magically. The Word must be correctly handled, the Sacraments rightly administered. This requires training.

Finally, after the Essay, from the Q&A section, at about 88min, listen particularly to the final two questions:

o What do you say about selling a specific culture of the congregation in order get visitors, in order that they may hear the Word and benefit from the Means of Grace? Answer: Advertising to inform the community where you're located is one thing, other than that, we are not selling anything!
o Likewise, the last question/statement by Rev. John Bucholz: When faithful Word and Sacrament congregations struggle to grow in the face of sectarian neighbors whose numbers seem to skyrocket, we are tempted to ask, "What are they doing?" Don't. The Means, and only the Means, are central.



* Rev. Jonathan Schroeder raises even more Blisters...
Finally, on Wednesday morning, Rev. Jonathan Schroeder, a known and vocal advocate of Confessional Worship in the WELS, presented his Essay: Our Calling: Christian Vocation and the Ministry of the Gospel. This was a fabulous essay, and I supply my copius notes, from the video presentation, below:

The text of Rev. Jonathan Schroeder's essay can be downloaded, here (for part one) and here (for part two).


Our Calling before God (to be His Child):
o Calling is not about what we do, but about what God gives us.
o Our Calling comes through Means
o Lutherans rely on the Means of Grace in our Outreach and "Inreach" because the Word and Sacraments are the only tools that the Holy Spirit has given His Church to open the heart of man.
o No program or method or personality can work faith in sinful man's heart. Only the Holy Spirit through the Gospel can do this.
o The Call is Universal and Efficacious
o Only the Call, which is issued only through His Means, induces a response [not methods].

Our Calling before the World (to be His Mask) -- the "Doctrine of Vocation":
(Summary)
The false teaching of works-righteousness in the Roman Church taught that those who devote their lives to Good Works in the name of the Church are by definition closer to God. And those who do Good Works beyond those expected of every Christian must be even better. Sacred life was better life, in God's eyes, that Secular life. At the time of the Reformation, only Monks, Nuns, and Priests had "Vocation" or "Calling." The Roman Church taught falsely that their lives were more Godly and therefore more valuable.

[Note: We see this teaching at work today in the false ideas used to coerce "programs," or to compare individuals and congregations by "Outreach" or relative involvement: i.e., certainly, folks who give themselves to such service are more Godly...]

But this is not Lutheran. In returning the biblical Doctrine of Justification to the Church, the question of how man becomes righteous before God also changed the meaning of Vocation. Only the righteousness of Christ makes us righteous before God. Thus, being saved by Grace Alone, man's Vocation is a Calling to a life of Sanctification within his Divinely assigned sphere of life. There is no need to be dedicated to a life of Sacred Service before God in the Church (i.e., in modern Evangelical terms, no need to quit your job and start a Ministry in order to serve God better). As St. Paul says, "stay in the Calling in which you were called." All Vocations are equal in God's eyes. All are Priests. All have a Calling. All have been Called. All are Called to Good Works before the World in the context of Vocation, not to get to heaven, but because that is where they are going.

o Questions regarding purpose and dignity (i.e., referring to "Purpose Driven" drivel) exist because of a lack of Calling (i.e., Vocation is not being taught, so the false teachings of "purpose-driven-ism" take its place). Life without God has no purpose (meaning that the man without God must go find purpose, and that those who are compelled to go find it, are not fully resting in His objective promises...). But with God, all of Life has purpose -- the same purpose.

Our Calling for the World (to be His Church):
o The Church is a Chosen People, a body of Priests and Kings. The calling or purpose of the Church is to declare the praises of Him Who called them out of darkness into His wonderful light; that is, to Herald or to "publish abroad" the excellence of His achievements. God's intent is that through the Church His manifold wisdom should be made known unto the world.
o The Church is the mouth of God (in distinction to individual Christians, who are the mask of God in their Vocation).
o Through the Church and the Office of the Holy Ministry, God deigned to let humanity participate in His plan of Salvation.
o Our Calling (or "purpose") as a Synod is no different than that of the Church:
To Keep the Word (pure) for the World
To Share the Word with the World-or-
to extend and conserve the True doctrine of the Evangelical Lutheran Church.
o We cannot do one at the expense of the other; we cannot do one and leave the other undone. We keep the Word that we might share it, we share the Word that others may join us in preserving it. They feed each other.

This gets us to about minute 56, where direct application to WELS really begins with the Muelhauser story:

o Muelhauser had serious outreach credibility, having preached his way across Europe, suffered persecution, was imprisoned, and yet continued preaching, and was eventually sent to the New World in the name of the Gospel.
o Such is, indeed, our heritage and part of our culture in WELS.
o But this is not our priority: a motto of Outreach over everything misses the dual directives in the Church's Calling.
o While Muelhauser certainly thought of himself as a Lutheran, he did not think of his Confession as binding on him or his Church (Lutheran CGM advocates seem to think the same thing). His fault is not that he prioritized that sharing of the Word, but that he did so at the expense of Doctrine. [Muelhauser was a Pietist, and a willing Unionist, who "saw the Confessions as nothing but paper fences"]. Bading and Hoenecke corrected this, subsequently leading the WELS into Confessionalism.
o Early on, because of Muelhauser's unionism and heterodoxy, Bading approached the Missouri Synod regarding membership with them instead, but was encourage by them to stay in the WELS, to raise the standard of Doctrine and Practice in our Synod. This is exactly what happened, as our dedication to Confessionalism, under the eventual leadership of Bading and Hoenecke, rose to that of Missions. Under Bading, Koehler, and Rheim, the Northwestern Conference of our Synod was responsible for the establishment and growth of Confessionalism in our Synod [hence, the names "Northwestern College" and "Northwestern Lutheran." How interesting it is that these names were abandoned under the recent leadership of CGM advocates, in favor of names reflecting a "Muelhauserian Outreachiness"...].
o Most significantly, this turn to Confessional Lutheranism meant that the Synod would cease unionistic practrices with the Reformed [while "Muelhauserian Outreachiness" would have us worship with Andy Stanley and join groups like the Willow Creek Association (Search page for Lutheran) or the PurposeDrivenChurch (choose WELS as Denomination)].
o The reason we are a Confessional Lutheran Church Body is because our Calling as the Church of God is "to go and make disciples of all nations, by baptizing and teaching them to obey everything he has commanded us." Mission zeal for going does not give license to fail to teach.
o The early Synod sought to establish Schools because they realized that as Confessional Lutherans they needed more than just workers for the harvest field, they needed Confessional Lutheran workers. A new commitment to being a Confessional Lutheran church led them to eventually abandon the German Mission Societies that provided workers, Gratis, for a system that would cost the Synod a great deal of money, but would provide the right kind for workers for the mission field.
o The outside attacks calling attention to the motley character of the Synod's clergy in their practice gave emphasis to the project of establishing a ministerial education program. The Synod's growing commitment to the Confessions engendered a commitment to Ministerial Education. Confessional commitment means commitment to training Confessional Lutheran workers because our calling to both share the Word and keep the Word. They needed to be approved to rightly handle the Word of Truth.
o The experience of "Going and Growing" (a recent CGM slogan in the WELS) taught our fathers the importance of a Ministerial Education system, that it was the best way to train those workers to fulfill both directives of the Church's Calling.
o The Church that goes to the entire World but does not teach everything God has commanded us, fails Jesus' litmus test for discipleship, "If you hold to my teachings you are really my disciples." Mission zeal without sound doctrine is mission work that is slowly loosing hold of the one tool that opens hearts. No methods, no programs, no people skills can convert sinful man, only the Word of God. Mission zeal without doctrine is destined to falter.

Listen to comments from Rev. John Bucholz from Tempe, Arizona @~80:30: "I really appreciated your thought ...how does God deal with us by His Holy Spirit through the Gospel? He slays us ...One way or the other He's either going to kill me eternally in Hell, or He is going to kill me in Baptism and raise me a new creature... [addressing a misunderstanding or misapplication of Vocation, Bucholz continues] When I say to somebody in my congregation, 'I'd like you to serve the Lord by serving on Church Council,' or 'I would like you to serve the Lord by mowing the lawn at Church,' or 'getting involved in the ministry of setting up chairs,' what I have really expressed is a flawed understanding of Christian Vocation. And I think that we need to be very careful that we don't fall into the trap of thinking that doing something 'churchy' or doing something at the congregation is serving the Lord, or that doing evangelism is serving the Lord, when in fact the mother changing a child's diaper or putting food on the table, or a man who goes to work, and works nine-to-five [Ja! If only!] to bring home the bacon for his family -- all of those things are an expression of the Vocation that we have been given. I think that we need to strengthen and reinforce that."


Blended Worship Goes with Bended Doctrine




Here is a websty from WELS people to promote blended worship.

"If you have favorite or best CCM songs for a WELS Blended Worship service, please email me the song title, author/artist, and lyrics so that I might add it to the songlist. Or you can add your Best CCM songs as a comment to this post."

Missouri "discovered" this years ago. The ELS apes it too - thus the monkey.

Yes, I played around with the word bended. I needed a sight rhyme.


Bishop Katie Returns from Echo #9




Leavin Dallas headed home. #echo09 has been great. Thanks to all who made it happen!about 15 hours ago from Tweetie

Great few days at #echo09 looking forward to taking it home & processing. Cant wait 4 next year.

Echo Conference.

Keynote speakers

Breakout speakers include Carlos Whittaker from Andy Stanley's Babtist Church - Northpoint.

[ GJ - My favorite apostate:]


Dave Harris
How to Build an Effective Brand


Most churches these days have adopted the “series” method of teaching which is a great way to communicate God’s word, however, it can be tough to essentially create a new brand every 4-6 weeks. We are going to discuss how to brand your church, teaching series, and events, or anything else that needs a brand in order to consistently communicate to your church and community. We will go through developing a teaching series from start to finish and also how to get your non visual pastor on board as well. Branding is a huge part of how we communicate as a church, so let’s learn from each other how to take on the responsibility of communicating God’s message to our communities.
About Dave Harris

Dave is the Creative Media Director of Student Ministries at Southeast Christian Church in Louisville, KY. He is also the founder and creator of Stuff I Can Use and co creator of Church Tech Talk. In addition to his day job, he has produced media for Igniter Media and Simply Youth Ministry. Dave has been married for 11 years to his beautiful wife Synthia and has a little girl, Madison.


Robert Barnes, English Martyr, Luther's Student



Robert Barnes studied under Luther, greatly influenced English theology, and died a martyr.


From Norman Teigen's Blog:

Robert Barnes was executed in 1540 in London during the rule of King Henry VIII. Poor Barnes, he didn't have a chance. Today's Treasury of Daily Prayer contains appropriate information and prayer for the occasion.

There is an abundance of good reading on the subject of Henry VIII and the Reformation in England. Henry is a giant of history.

I thought that readers of Norman's Demesne might be interested in reading about one of the statutes enacted by Henry, this one from 1539 and titled 'Statute of the Six Articles.' This was "an act abolishing diversity in opinions." The goal of the statute was for "the conservation of the Church in a true, sincere, and uniform doctrine of Christ's religion."

1. "that in the most blessed sacrament of the altar, by the strength and efficacy of Christ's mighty word, it being spoken by the priest, a present really, under the form of bread and wine, the natural body and blood of our Saviour Jesu Christ, conceived of the Virgin Mary, and that after the consecration there remaineth no substance of bread and wine, nor any other substance but the substance of Christ, God and man."

2. "Secondly, that communion in both kinds is not necessary ad salutem by the law of God to all persons. and that it is to be believed and not doubted of but that in the flesh under form of bread is the very blood, and with the blood under form of wine is the very flesh, as well as paart as though they were both together."

3. "Thirdly, that priests, after the order of priesthood received as afore, may not marry by the law of God."

4. "Fourthly, that vows of chastity or widowhood by man or woman made to God advisedly ought to be observed by the law of God, and that it exempteth them from other liberties of Christian people which without that they might enjoy."

5. Fifthly, that it is meet and necessary that private masses be continued and admitted in this the king's English Church and Congregation, as whereby good Christian people ordering themselves accordingly do receive both good and goodly consolations and benefits, and it is agreeable also to God's law."

6. "Sixthly, that auricular confession is expedient and necessary to be retained and continued, used, and frequented in the Church of God."

And what were the consequences for anyone who couldn't go along with this stuff?

"And be it further enacted . . . that if any person or persons . . . contemn or contemptuously refuse, deny, or abstain to be confessed at the time commonly accustomed within this realm and Church of England, or contemn or contemptuously refuse, deny, or abstain to receive the holy and blessed sacrament abovesaid at the time commonly used and accustomed for the same, that then every such offender . . . shall suffer such imprisonment and make such fine and ransom to the king our sovereign lord and his heirs as by his highness or by his or their council shall be ordered and adjudged in that behalf; and if any such offender . . . do eftsoons [i.e. again] . . . refyse . . . to be confessed or to be communicate . . . that then every such offence shall be deemed and adjudged felony, and the offender . . . shall suffer pains of death, and lose and forfeit all his . . . goods,lands, and tenements, as in cases of felony . . . ."

(source: 31 Henry VIII, c, 14; in Stephenson and Marcham, Sources of English Constitutional History, A Selection of Documents From A.D. 600 To the Present, Harpers, New York and London, 1937, p. 320)

WELS Convention Wrap



Office and Travel Expenses - Reduced


From WELS -

Some of the decisions made included:


  1. passing a balanced budget for 2009-11;
  2. changing the first vice president position to part-time;
  3. electing Rev. James Huebner as first vice president, Rev. Joel Voss as second vice president, and Rev. Robert Pasbrig as secretary;
  4. restructuring the Board for Parish Services and placing it under the Conference of Presidents; and encouraging continuing education for WELS called workers.

  5. Delegates passed the $30 million budget—a budget cut from $38 million or 20 percent—after more than two hours of debate. The budget approved by the convention differs from two budget options brought to the convention by the Synodical Council (SC). The SC's options—and the convention-approved budget—all reflected $8 million in needed cuts across all areas of ministry. The SC was giving the convention the option of deciding whether $1 million of the cuts should come from missions or ministerial education. In the proposal approved by the convention, that $1 million comes from technology, financial services, communications, Parish Services, mission counselors, and travel.

  6. Schroeder finds blessings even though cuts needed to be made. "We have confidence that God is going to get us through this," he says. "Whatever he has in store he is going to use it to bless his church."

  7. This was Schroeder's first convention as WELS president. "The synod convention doesn't sound very exciting. It sounds just like a lot of reports and votes and motions and paper shuffling, but I would really wish that everyone in the synod could have been a part of this convention," he says. "It refocused our attention on both the reason for our joy and on the mission that we are privileged to carry out."


***

GJ - Let us not forget that Church and Chicanery will have two rallies in the next couple of months:

1. WELS Prayer Pietism Institute, August, at the seminary, with Bruce Becker leading the recovery effort.
2. Church and Change convention in November, with Bruce Becker (ex-head, Perish Services) leading the recovery effort. No, I am not repeating myself. The Chicaneries are repeating themselves. His topic in November is "Regaining Momentum." Stroh, from Perish Services, is speaking on the same topic.

I don't want you to get the idea from the speakers that Perish Services is run by Church and Change - or that Church and Change is run by Perish Services. That is simply a coincidence. Ha ha.

The Chicaneries have been dealt a body blow, but they will fight on. As I predicted, they closed ranks to get one of their own (Huebner) elected as First Veep, replacing Wayne Mueller, who quit in a huff. Mueller got into doctrinal trouble at Mequon, so his buddies invented a full-time job as the Administrator of Perish Services. Afterwards, Mueller was promoted to First Veep, but he considered himself SP until Mark Schroeder was elected. Thanks to the insights of Church Growth, which Mueller promoted covertly, WELS lost members faster than it lost money - while enjoying a deluge of loot from Thrivent and St. Marvin of Schwan.

SP Schroeder has proven himself a doctrinal leader in the midst of chaos. Fortunately, the second Great Depression is making it necessary to cut the fat from synodical overhead. Since that fat consisted of CG efforts like Airport (!), the surgery is welcome. As one member noted, his congregation puts out all communications by PDF, with only a few copies printed and distributed at church. Everyone's great-granny has email now, so why spend lavishly on printing?

Palpable disgust for Church Growth is another blessing in disguise for SP Schroeder. The sour looks about Church Growth--which VP Huebner noted with dismay so many years ago--are based upon the crafts and assaults of the movement. When I raised the issue with my first article about in in Christian News, around 1988, I was bombarded with letters from WELS pastors and laity thanking me.

Some of the more obvious reasons for Lutherans turning against Church Growthism:

  1. Constant deceit. The Shrinkers never tell the truth, about themselves or anyone else. They pretend to have the purest motives while feathering their nests with synodical subsidies, Thrivent grants, and foundation loot.
  2. Blended doctrine. The Shrinkers are Reformed, but they use their Yes, But rhetoric to start with Lutheran principles so they can insert Reformed conclusions into everything. Some examples are: VP Huebner, Waldo Werning Professor of Church Growth Larry Olson, Paul Calvin Kelm, Bruce Becker, Valleskey, Bivens, and Al Sorum.
  3. Blended worship. The Shrinkers promote non-liturgical worship wherever possible, substituting blended worship as a half-way step toward Babtist-Pentecostal Sneaker Services.
  4. Women's ordination. After assaulting clear Biblical principles about women teaching men and women usurping authority, the Shrinkers have moved on to promote women's ordination in various insidious ways. Note how many Shrinker experiments feature full-time women staff members.
  5. Disappearing money. They are poor stewards of the big things (doctrine) and even worse stewards of the little things (money). The CORE leased a movie theater in the midst of WELS congregations, to promote Groeschel sermons and make $250,000 disappear in a few months. Rock N Roll asked the Antioch Foundation for $200,000 for a worship leader when they had two full-time staffers and attendance of 30. Parlow and Jeske never stop scrounging for grants while talking about how successful they are. Gunn began job-hunting as soon as outside money dried up.
  6. Ashamed of the word Lutheran. Shrinkers eliminate the word Lutheran from everything they do, but they want Lutherans to support them unhesitatingly.