Showing posts with label Tim Glende. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tim Glende. Show all posts

Saturday, July 1, 2023

Andy Stanley - Bigger and Better Than Ever Before


Ski and the other WELS pastors worshiped with Andy Stanley, so their version of the Bible is just like Andy's: "everyone knows - anything goes." WELS Bishop Katie tweeted her joyous visits to various Babtist hotspots - until the tweets were published.

Andy Stanley Laments That The ‘Entire Bible’ Has Become The Church’s ‘Authority’


"Children putting makeup on men wearing dresses at a church outdoor picnic?! Oh, that's OK - it's WELS."

North Point Church Baptizes Openly Transgender ‘Man’, After Giving Blessing to Transition?

North Point Church Personnel Knew ‘Lap Dance Leader’ Was Gay-Affirming+ Andy Stanley Responds

Gay Man with a “Husband” Scheduled to Speak with Andy Stanley At His Church’s Family Conference

North Point Leader Recommends All-LGBTQ+ Queer Counseling Collective For Struggling Gay Kids

These links below - and above - can be found at the article from Protestia.

Dr. Michael Brown Says He’s Spent 8 Years Exchanging Texts and Emails with Andy Stanley, Who Has REFUSED to Condemn Homosexuality

Celebrating Transgenderism?! North Point Church Staffers Rejoice After Man Comes Out as Woman

Andy Stanley’s Children Ministry Overrun and Led by Pro-LGBTQ+ Activists



As Andy Mueller proved once again, following in the clown-shoes of Glende, the WELS teachers conferences get the worst speakers.






No wonder Michigan Lutheran High School (WELS) is shrinking.


Saturday, November 9, 2019

Holes in the Boat - Caulking Will Not Help

Do pastors have to offer live bunny rabbits, so people come to their Easter services in a graveyard? Calvinist Church Growthers think that is necessary to sell the Gospel.



Patterson and Doebler - the future professor for the Asian mini-seminary - promoted live bunnies at their Easter services. That is the typical result of Calvinist Church Growth thinking. The Calvinists are not sure when the Spirit visits the service, so they make the Word of God real, relevant, and relational.

Church and Change Patterson had Church and Change Doebler (DMin, Gordon Conwell) move to the Asian Seminary, so Ski - Church and Change board member - could be at Round Rock. The Asian seminary president was Church and Change founder John Lawrenz until he passed it onto Church and Change founder Steve Witte (Appleton, WI, Church and Change birthplace).


 The Church and Change conferences transitioned to Change or Die! - to include women pastors and ELCA - thanks to Mark Jeske, Prince of Perfidy.

Friday, May 31, 2019

A New Heresy - Funnier than Tim Glende's Inuit Fidei.
Joe Krohn's "In Few of Faith"
LutherQueasies Can Run, But They Cannot Hide

 For better, informed reading, check out this newly published, free book -
The Error of Modern Missouri.


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"But don't claim that they do not express the fullness of justification by grace through faith."

Right.

Not justification by faith through grace. I think that's where the deniers are. That's where "in few of faith" ends up. Grace first, not faith. If there is not grace first there is nothing for faith to grasp.


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GJ - Tim Glende coined a new term when he tried to fashion Intuitu Fidei from the booze-soaked memories of his undergraduate education.

Glende charged me, anonymously, with the scandal of Inuitu Fidei - The Faith of the Inuits, or Eskimo. Edward Preuss, of blessed memory, forerunner of those leaving Missouri for Rome, wrote "eskimeaux," my favorite antique term. The Eskimeaux are born forgiven - like the Hottentots, according to Preuss. Can you imagine trekking to their land and explaining how they were already forgiven and saved? And you are starting a mission to convince them of this before joining their ice fishing or being used as a target in the poisoned arrow contest!

His rebuttal was something like, "Just becuz I cant spell..."

Now comes Joe Krohn (that's how lawsuits are worded) to prosecute his case against "In Few of Faith," the funniest quip from  the Objective Justification salesmen this week. I waited for an edit, in case the LQ beehive noticed. They did not correct Joe's hilarious error.

LQ likes to attack and then hide. That is fine with me but a sad note for them, who want the world to admire their Biblical knowledge. If they dealt with the classic Justification by Faith passages in the Bible, they would defeat themselves.

Tim Glende studied the Faith of Inuits at Mordor.
Uncredited cameo - Katy Perry in her onesie.

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

From Appleton to Arizona, Some Dry Humor in Graphics

CrossWalk should teach about bearing the cross, teaching the truth,
instead of copying Babtist Rick Warren.
Some background articles.


Rev Timothy GlendeSt Peter LC – North Campus
Appleton WI
CrossWalk Lutheran Ministries
Laveen AZ
Pastor
4/28/2
Jeff Gunn is still at Crosswalk? - 

 Stetzer had a chart on being diciples, so I have fun with that.
 Jeff Gunn is with the Jeske Crime Family - Church and Change?



Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Tim Glende Keeps Moving On - New Call to Iowa.
Hasn't Iowa Suffered Enough?

Tim Glende created a healthy and happy Eastern Orthodox congregation, by selling his paid-for building and shopping for one that matched his ego.

 The mission board said Glende could not sustain this new building, but he created a healthy, growing Babtist congregaton by skipping town before it was finished. The Babtists grew so fast they added to the building (above)! Glende wanted to close his newly established parish so everyone would forget how he drove it into insolvency.

 Glende escaped to St. Peter in Appleton and suddenly became the senior pastor, based on his ability to create two healthy congregations from his two previous disasters.
Ron Ash, the senior pastor, was head of Jeske's Church and Change or Die political lobby, which still runs WELS. The replacement for Ski is another Jeske pal, Pastor Mike.
As insiders know, Glende/Ski/Katy all worked at Jeske's congregation/business. Glende featured Katy Perry in her onesy as his profile photo on Facebook - for a long, long time. Note Glende's overuse of bronzer. Tch. Tch.
 Pastor Mike is both the new Ski and the new Jeske at Time of Grace.
Why did the new pastor leave Glende's parish in haste? Link here.

The Booze Brothers launched four lawsuits against one of their victims - linked is the report from the lawyer they excommunicated for telling the truth about their plagiarism.

Call Report – September 24, 2018 


Rev Timothy GlendeSt Peter LC – North Campus
Appleton WI
Good Shepherd LC
Cedar Rapids IA
Pastor
9/23/2018

 Synod President Mark Schroeder, DP Engelbrecht, DP Zank, and DP Kudu Don Patterson - five WELS poentates - teamed up to rescue Ski from his follies.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Katy Perry Invited to Speak About Transcendental Meditation at Vatican Conference Along with Other Meditation Teachers - Lighthouse Trails Inc

 Our Katy teaches Transcendental Meditation?


Katy Perry Invited to Speak About Transcendental Meditation at Vatican Conference Along with Other Meditation Teachers - Lighthouse Trails Inc:

"Vatican Conference Along with Other Meditation Teachers
May 10, 2018 by Lighthouse Trails Editors

LTRP Note: The following is posted for informational  and research purposes and not as an endorsement of the source or the content. It is not surprising to Lighthouse Trails that the Pope would be drawn to those who teach meditation as he is a contemplative advocate and told the U.S. Congress he considers Thomas Merton a highly significant figure in bringing about world peace (source). But with the Vatican and the Pope openly welcoming Perry and other meditation proponents to the recent “Unite to Cure: How Science, Technology and the 21st Century Will Impact Culture and Society” conference, it certainly sends out a strong message to Catholics and others that meditation plays a major role in solving the world’s problems. Dr. Mehmet Oz (one of Rick Warren’s meditation advisors) and Deepak Chopra were also speaking at the Vatican event."

 Tranny Meditation

 Church and Change Your Gender



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Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Publisher pulls book from Clinton’s pastor over plagiarism | TheHill

 Will Paul the Plagiarist McCain
and Timid Tim Glende confess?
No they excommunicate the truth.
CPH and WELS - zero tolerance for
Justification by Faith.




Publisher pulls book from Clinton’s pastor over plagiarism | TheHill:



"The publisher of a book written by Hillary Clinton's longtime pastor is discontinuing sales, citing newly discovered examples of plagiarism.

Abingdon Press has stopped sales of the book "Strong for a Moment Like This: The Daily Devotions of Hillary Rodham Clinton" by Rev. Bill Shillady and plans to destroy the rest of the book's copies, CNN reported Tuesday.

Rev. Brian Milford, president of The United Methodist Publishing House, which owns Abingdon Press, said the publisher "has zero tolerance for plagiarism."

"Consequently, we have discontinued sales, will remove existing copies from all sales outlets, and will have them destroyed along with our existing inventory," Milford said.

CNN previously reported that Shillady had plagiarized material in the book, which includes the pastor's emails with Clinton during her Democratic presidential bid, prompting a review by the company that owns the book's publisher."



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Thursday, September 8, 2016

Glende's St. Peter in Appleton Leads for the Month in Page Views - After Three Days

 You dare to arouse the wrath of the Great and Terrible Oz?
I studied Greek! so I am never wrong.
Plagiarize? You are excommunicated.
Sexual harassment? I will take you to court.
You have violated the Eighth Commandment. Begone!
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Katy Perry without make-up.
 I am looking for my photo of Glende without Snookie bronzer on.