Showing posts with label Koine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Koine. Show all posts

Saturday, September 20, 2014

WELS Illumine Nightclub To Open - Koine ($3,000 fee) Concert Planned.
They Even Copied "Extreme Makeover" from a TV Show.
Everything Is Entertainment

https://www.facebook.com/illuminechurch


From Night Club to Church

Over the Next 4 Months



In July, as many of you know, Illumine began leasing a 12,600 square foot building that had previously been a night club. Since then, we've been getting to know it, figuring out what can be and should be and must be done to make it a great ministry center, and planning.

The great folks who are Illumine Church have already logged many hours painting, drywalling, cleaning, and discussing this building, and we're ready to really get moving on it. We're even having a Builders for Christ team come down to help with the work.

Before launching into the details, it's important that you understand a couple things. First of all, we plan to buy this building. That means we (a) are going to reap the benefits of any work we do on it for a long time and (b) are going to be careful not to add too much value to the property too quickly - or we'll end up paying for it twice. Secondly, this isn't a temporary-first-place-until-we-build type of building. There's nothing wrong with that kind of facility (especially for mission churches) but that doesn't seem to be the way God is leading Illumine.

And one more thing (before the plan): You can get involved with this. No matter where you live, Illumine needs your involvement over the next couple of months. We're going to need to capitalize on the advantages that launching in this remarkably well-located facility is going to give us. We're going to need prayers, we're going to need funds, and we're going to need volunteers. We're going to need feedback, ideas, and encouragement when the going gets tough. Illumine needs you.

Next week, you'll learn a little more about how you can get involved and about how you can support this project. For now, please, please, please keep it in your prayers. It is undeniably a huge project for a church our size. It has the potential to make our impact in the community EXPLODE - but it also could lead to frustration, quarreling, and tenuous times. We'll need the full armor (and the full toolbox, and the full construction detail) of God to make this awesome opportunity real.

Until next time, God bless. Thanks for reading.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Friday, July 11, 2014

Koine - WELS Panhandlers - Fakes a Soccer Injury


Koine tried to give the impression they had an accident, but the van was not damaged and no one was hurt.

So they asked for donations on their Facebook page and posted the above picture.

Donations? Are they a charity? They charge a $3,000 fee to show up, for assaulting ear drums with their Spike Jones arrangements and secular songs. "I pulled my collar tight against the calling crowd."

Is that a coaching hymn? Does it even make sense?








Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Polluted WELS Blog



http://pollutedwels.blogspot.com/

TUESDAY, JULY 1, 2014


Two Impertinent Questions

Question 1: Does this look like a worship service or a rock concert? Be honest.

















Question 2: Since when is Koine writing original songs? I thought they were "kosher" because "they only sing songs right out of the hymnal".






MONDAY, JUNE 30, 2014


Youth Rally Tally, Day 3

First, click here to read the official summary of the third day of the recent WELS International Youth Rally.
Now, let's tally the results. How many times do each of the following words appear?
  • I: 5
  • we: 2
  • Jesus: 0
  • Christ: 1
  • grace: 1 (the name of a congregation)
  • Word: 1
  • Sacraments: 0
No fear? I’m very afraid.

Youth Rally Tally, Day 2

First, click here to read the official summary of the second day of the recent WELS International Youth Rally.
Now, let's tally the results. How many times do each of the following words appear?
  • I: 4
  • us: 2
  • Jesus: 0
  • Christ: 1 (the name of a congregation)
  • grace: 0
  • Word: 1
  • Sacraments: 0
No fear? I’m very afraid.

Youth Rally Tally, Day 1

First, click here to read the official summary of the first day of the recent WELS International Youth Rally.
Now, let's tally the results. How many times do each of the following words appear?
  • we: 5
  • Koine: 3
  • Jesus: 0
  • Christ: 0
  • grace: 0
  • Word: 0
  • Sacraments: 0
No fear? I’m very afraid.

Friday, June 27, 2014

WELS Rocking Out for Jesus - Facebook Link


The cradle roll at Christ the Rock, where Ski reigns supreme now.




Rocking out for Jesus!! Amazing song! Amazing grace! Keep faith hope and love! Thank you Koine for helping keep the fire going reminding us of Christ's love and work for our salvation through God's Word in song!



Here is the Facebook link for Koine. They were so loud that one youth's ears were ringing the rest of the day.

Confidential to the deaf Koine players - you are damaging the hearing of thousands with your cacophony.

We know you cannot hear or you would resign from rock and give back your $3,000 fees.


Thursday, April 24, 2014

Jeske's Koine Band Charges Congregations $3,000 - Watch the Rest of the Edgy Christian Crowd To Follow Jars of Clay



Jars of Clay Frontman Comes Out in Support of Homosexual ‘Marriage’

 

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JarsofClayIn a series of assertive Tweets yesterday, Dan Haseltine of the popular band Jars of Clay took to his Twitter account and came out in support of homosexual ‘marriage,’ citing that he does not “particularly care about Scripture’s stance on what is ‘wrong.’”
Haseltine, who is the lead singer of Jars of Clay and whose band became famous for its Christian-themed music, posted to his Twitter account on Wednesday: “Not meaning to stir things up BUT… is there a non-speculative or non ‘slippery slope’ reason why gays shouldn’t marry? I don’t hear one.”
“I’m trying to make sense of the conservative argument. But it doesn’t hold up to basic scrutiny. Feels akin to women’s suffrage. I just don’t see a negative effect to allowing gay marriage. No societal breakdown, no war on traditional marriage. Anyone?” he went on to argue.
“I don’t think Scripture ‘clearly’ states much of anything regarding morality,” Haseltine stated.
According to Matthew 19:4-5, Jesus defined marriage in referring back to Genesis 2:24, ”…Have ye not read, that He which made them at the beginning made them male and female, and said, ‘For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?’”
Scripture also addresses homosexual behavior in both the Old and New Testaments, warning that immoral sexual activity will lead to death and eternal damnation.
Haseltine argued in one post, however: “I think the vast interpretation [of Scripture] has left room for people to deal inhumanly and unlovingly toward others that don’t fit their guidelines.”
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“I don’t particularly care about Scriptures stance on what is ‘wrong,’” he stated in another Tweet. “I care more about how it says we should treat people.”
Jars of Clay was formed in Tennessee in the ’90s and is considered one of the most popular and acclaimed contemporary Christian bands today. In 1995, their self-titled debut album was a major success for the group, reaching beyond Christian radio play to secular audiences.
The group’s single Flood received heavy secular radio airplay and reached #12 on the Billboard Modern Rock chart and #37 on the Hot 100 pop chart. It’s debut album has achieved double-platinum sales in the U.S. since its release, while the group has scored 20 top 10 singles on the contemporary Christian singles charts.
However, Haseltine says that some stations have now decided to stop playing the band’s music due to his recent statements, and some fans have erased Jars of Clay from their music library.
“Caught wind that some radio stations have pulled my music and people are deleting my music from their playlists,” he Tweeted on Thursday. “Why?”
“Because you have decided to support a lifestyle God calls an abomination,” one follower responded. “The fallout was inevitable.”