Re-Elect Matt Harrison and Watch the Colleges and Congregations Shrink Faster Than an Official Portrait

This is the official photo for re-election in 2023.

Should the convention be worried about rapid weight loss and hair enhancements, or did the staff reach deep into the archives for thas photo? 

Uneasy lies the head that wears the cheese. Luther called false teachers "belly-bursters."

Upcoming Presidential Campaign

 "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown."

 - Shakespeare aka Oxford. Henry IV, Part 2.

 When traveling abroad, wear the complete CM Almy costume, including the fish-hat (meter): it is good for virtue-signaling to the Rome faction in the LCMS.