Friday, April 4, 2014

WELS in the News





On March 27, MLive previewed the WELS/ELS All-Star Game in Bay City, Mich., which culminates the season of the Tri-City WELS/ELS Men's Basketball League.

The March 26 edition of The Journal in New Ulm, Minn., highlighted a presentation given by Martin Luther College Professor and Heresiarch Theodore Hartwig about his 1938 visit to Nazi Germany at age 16.

The March 21 edition of The Daily Courier announced the Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary concert at Christ, Prescott Valley, Ariz.

The March 20-21 edition of many papers featured the story of another WELS pastor arrested for child pornography.

The March 1 edition of The Herald-Palladium shared how Michigan Lutheran High School in St. Joseph bought a senior citizens’ complex from Martin Luther Memorial Homes to be used as housing for its students, including many international students.

Fruits of UOJ in WELS

 "Jesus is my rice." - Jeff Gunn,
a self-absorbed Jeske disciple, promoted and protected by DP Buchholz.
From Mark the Bookkeeper

Last summer the synod convention approved a ministry financial plan (budget) that called for a four percent increase in Congregation Mission Offerings (CMO). The adopted plan not only maintained current levels of ministry in most areas but also provided for limited expansion of our mission and ministry. New home mission starts were to be increased, and mission efforts around the world were to be expanded in a number of different ways. In addition, the plan enabled the financial position of our ministerial education schools to be strengthened at all levels.
CMO subscriptions for 2014 did not result in the four percent increase envisioned by the adopted plan. In fact, subscriptions for 2014 actually decreased from actual 2013 offerings by about one percent. This resulted in a $1.2 million difference between what is needed for the adopted plan and what can be expected based on the subscriptions.
Many congregations did increase their CMO commitment. Other congregations, for a variety of reasons, either kept their CMO commitment the same or actually reduced it. Regardless of the amount, we are truly grateful for all gifts made or committed that support our common mission. But if CMO remains at the levels indicated, reductions for the coming fiscal year (which starts July 1) will need to be made.
Both the Synodical Council and the Conference of Presidents (COP) have been addressing this situation. The Synodical Council is responsible for maintaining a balanced budget.  It has directed the areas of ministry to develop a prioritized list, totaling $1.2 million, that states what existing ministry would need to be reduced and what new ministry could not take place if nothing changes. That list will be finalized at the end of April.
The COP is responsible for encouraging congregations to provide needed financial support for our mission and ministry. At its regular meeting next week, the COP will be discussing the best way to address this situation from the other direction (increased financial support) so that revisions to the planned work will not be necessary. Those plans will be shared as soon as they are finalized in the coming days and weeks.
God continues to place many opportunities before us to proclaim the saving gospel to more and more people. We pray that God will bless our efforts to seize those opportunities and faithfully carry out the mission that God has given us.
Serving in Christ,
President Mark Schroeder

Perhaps people do not see the need to send money to clods who give $500,000 away to a rich congregation (St. Peter in Freedom) so the parish can buy a bankrupt bar and liquor license for wine-bibbers (Ski Glende).

Joel Lillo Has a Tiny Circle



Fox Valley WELS Pastor Joel Lillo posts most mornings, and he makes my heart glad.

Here is one sample:

"You slander Joel Zank without knowing a thing about him. That's not just unchristian (par for the course), that's also childish (also par for the course). I'd call you a loser, but that would be an insult to the 1976 Buccaneers."


I was quoting one of your WELS colleagues. Didja see the quotation marks? I knew you would jump on it, Joel. I have no opinion about Zank. All of the WELS clergy identify themselves with false doctrine, so I figure one DP is as bad as the next. 




I decided to investigate Joel's circles, a Google Plus concept. He has a total of three (3) in his circles:

Joel has three people in his circles
Ski
Stephen Turselli
Karen Schroeder


Who's In Your Pulpit? Luther - Or Craig Groeschel?

"The pulpit is ever this earth’s foremost part; all the rest comes in its rear; the pulpit leads the world. From thence it is the storm of God’s quick wrath is first descried, and the bow must bear the earliest brunt. From thence it is the God of breezes fair or foul is first invoked for favorable winds. Yes, the world’s a ship on its passage out, and not a voyage complete; and the pulpit is its prow."
Herman Melville, Moby Dick


Universal Salivation - The Weak Twin Pillars of Falsehood



No one can miss the angry, hectoring tone of the UOJ Storm-Brownies as they salivate about their two talking points:

  1. Grammar
  2. Philosophy.
Their talking points are their weaknesses - not their strengths. In fact, they destroy themselves as they carefully lay the foundation for universal salivation. They deny their devotion to universal salivation, but they always salivate when chewing on their favorite victims - Luther, truth, the Gospel, and common sense.



Grammar
I am not at all opposed to grammar. I teach it and use it daily. But the glorious grammar rules the UOJ experts cite are derivative. One example from Mequon still makes me laugh, because it reveals their confused thinking. I was asked in class whether a genitive phrase was an objective genitive or subjective genitive. The "correct answer" determined the meaning.

Later I asked the seminarians if Paul paused and said, "Should I make this a subjective or objective genitive?" There is no difference in spelling. The distinction is applied after the fact, so it is a tautology (A = A) to say that the phrase means X because it is an objective genitive. To question this grammatical gnosticism is blasphemy, because it threatens the high priesthood of Universal Salivation.

The deep, dark - and often imaginary - secrets of Greek grammar are used to cloud the issue and represent the Roman Catholic view of the Scriptures. The papists claim the Word of God is so difficult to understand that only the priesthood, headed by the Antichrist Hisself, can tell us what it means. No one dare read the Scriptures and claim to know what the Word of God says.

The Word of God is so clear that anyone can learn all he needs to know and grasp from the Scriptures. He does not need to know Hebrew and Greek. A faithful translation certainly helps, but a believer can see through the defects of a phony paraphrase, like the NNIV, which adds an "all" to Romans 3 to make one verse sound like the Universal Salivation that makes Wendland drool. I tried the NNIV on a class of believers. The smartest student at the college, a doctor's son, said, "The chapter still teaches justification by faith, even with that added word."

Here is the UOJ diamon, their Precious - "all have sinned and are justified in Christ Jesus" is changed by the NNIV to "all have sinned and all are justified in Christ Jesus."

But that is not what the Greek text says, and it is not honest English. Paul often used concise language, with key words left out but easily understood. One reason for that - emphasis. I just wrote the previous incomplete sentence to prove my case.

My paraphrased version, to make it clearer, as I would in a sermon, reads

- "All people have sinned and are justified only in Christ."

Contrary to Jay Webber's confused thinking, "in Christ" only applies to believers. To argue that the entire world is "in Christ" is another tautology. Please offer one example in the entire Bible where the whole world is "in Christ."

That paraphrase is derived from context. As I pointed out in our Romans class at Bethany Lutheran Church, Paul's opening argument eviscerates every form of righteousness except the righteousness of faith. Civic righteousness is removed by his powerful argumentation. So is righteousness through the Jewish Law. All have sinned. All deserve death. Men try but fail to justify themselves through the Law or through man-made laws. Justification - the forgiveness of sins - can only come from faith in Jesus Christ.

Grammar can certainly be used to untangle the twisted argumentation of the Universal Salivationists. The UOJ Hive remains immune to this because their imagined power comes from confusing people and ending, "But you did not study Greek, as I did, so you could not possibly understand the Bible." That is the feeble argument used by Tim Glende to evade and deny his plagiarism of Craig Groeschel and his lies about that fraud.



Philosophy
Notre Dame taught me about Roman Catholic leaders being imbued with philosophy and philosophical maxims. Protestants are used to basing their claims on Biblical texts, but Catholics have a philosophical framework that determines their dogma.

Here are some:
"The Holy Spirit will not allow the pope to err." No Catholic priest or brother ever said that in class, but is is a common claim in WELS about their inebriated leaders.
"The pope is like the Supreme Court, determining what the Bible actually teaches."
"That is necessary but not sufficient." Almost any discussion could be ended that way.

The Universal Salivationists are completely divorced from Biblical language and meaning, unless they choose to abuse a word to make a point. One must always start with their philosophical assumptions, which remind me of an ocean, vast in size but only three inches deep.


  1. Walther is the greatest theologian of the Christian Church, and all who dissent are anathema.
  2. Pieper is the second greatest theologian, because he was trained by Walther and maneuvered into Walther's job as seminary president and infallible pope. Those who doubt? - anathema sit!
  3. Justification without faith is the Chief Article, the Master and Prince of Christian doctrine, the article that judges all other articles, even though Luther never mentioned it.
  4. The Brief Statement of 1932 is the Rosetta Stone of the Scriptures, Luther, the Book of Concord, and the Age of Lutheran Orthodoxy. Those who question this are anathema.
  5. Those who agree with the infallible Walther and Pieper are infallible by virtue of their agreement. Those who disagree are anathema.
  6. If false teachers--like the Halle Pietists, the German rationalists, the mainline liberals, and ELCA--agree with UOJ and oppose justification by faith, change the subject.


Wooden Stakes for the UOJ Vampire
UOJ, which became dominant after Gausewitz died and the Brief Confession of 1932 was foisted upon Missouri, has sucked the lifeblood out of the Synodical Conference. As Bram Stoker's classic tale describes, the ensnarement of victims is slow but inexorable. As long as the Walther myth is told and sold, UOJ will draw in all pestilences of false doctrine:

  • Entertainment evangelism.
  • Despising the Means of Grace.
  • Chrislam - the fusion of Islam and Christianity.
  • Unionism - or - any circuit meeting today.
  • Clergy life-coaches who cannot keep their own Dreck together.
  • Management by deceit - the synodical style today.
  • Altars replaced by stages, Confessions displaced by plagiarism.

But there are two wooden stakes available, to drive through the heart of this vampire.

One is the efficacy of the Word, as taught by Isaiah 55 in its clearest form, and ratified throughout the Scriptures. God's will is accomplished only through His Word and never apart from His Word.

The second weapon - the Means of Grace, is directly related to the efficacy of the Word.

The Means are the Word and Sacraments. They are the only instruments of God's grace. No one receives God's grace apart from the Means. One description is easy to remember and use - they are the invisible Word of teaching and preaching, the visible Word of Holy Baptism and Holy Communion.