Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Thunderstorm Breaks While the Roses Are Being Watered

Soaker hoses leak methodically but are most efficient at
the faucet and any joints.


I was skeptical about rain coming today, because the radar showed nothing coming over from Oklahoma or up from Texas and the Gulf. I decided to plant some more seeds in the hot, humid, sunny morning.

I planted hollyhocks against the house in the sunny garden, where sunflowers and tomatoes, cucumbers, and pumpkins were growing.

We started the future corn patch last night, so I had a row to fill in the backyard. I added to the digging of our helper and planted a row of mammoth aka striped aka Russian sunflowers.

Real spinach, Malabar spinach, radish, and lettuce seeds will soon arrive. Radish germinates, pops up, and grows fast. Some use radish as markers when they plant other crops, doubtless to quell planter's panic when the gardener thinks, "Nothing will come up. All is lost."

Lettuce can be sown, it is so easy to grow. Loosen some soil with a rake and fling the seed. "A sower went out to sow..."

The sun was bright, and I felt no cool breeze suggesting an upcoming storm. Coming inside, I saw sunlight dimming in the house as the sky darkened. Soon a loud thunderstorm broke so hard that turning off the water on the front gardens seemed unwise.

The thunderstorm was impressive, bringing hail in another part of the area. The sky was very dark as the rain beat down on the roof.

Outside I could watch the rose garden in the heavy rain, with water already pooling the the backyard. It was pooling in the well drained front yard too, because the hose had been on for some time.

Mulch holds the soil in place during a powerful thunderstorm, and keeps soil from dispersing in the wind when the weather is dry.

Once the plants germinate I can sprinkle cypress mulch in the rows to suppress weed growth from then on.

Some weeds will still grow through mulch. Ruth Stout, the mulch pioneer, said, "Pull the weeds and place them on top, as mulch to keep the rest of the weeds from growing." Doubtless she saw that as making the punishment fit the crime.

Baby radishes say, "Your name is not Agent Orange.
You can grow green things."

Radish Fun
Radishes come in many varieties and shapes, all tasting about the same to me. I have grown the odd ones, only to have people say, "What is that?"

Like carrots, we eat the roots of the plant. We can let radishes bold  and form their seed pods. The pods are radishy in flavor but taste milder.

Radish seed pods will fool most people.
"I can eat that? Really?"
Some seed catalogs offer fun plants to grow, such as giant beets originally raised for cattle. The mangel-wurzel can weigh about 50 pounds, and some people like to eat the improved variety. I grew some for rabbits and they declined the honor.

Mangel wurzel - not catching on in the States.


I like Atlantic Giant pumpkins because even the small ones are large and homely. The leaves are more like umbrellas. Our helper is worried about some weeds in the sunny garden. The pumpkins will shade them out as soon as they get their growth.


The robin was working in a driving rain today,
enjoying no competition for the worms.


The Presentation of the Augsburg Confession - June 25th.
Norma Boeckler's Illustrated Augsburg Confession

Purchase Norma Boeckler's illustrated Augsburg Confession here.

The Augsburg Confession was presented on June 25, 1530. Like all faithful confessions, every effort was made to silence the confessors and keep the words from being heard.



From Wiki:
"The emperor had ordered the confession to be presented to him at the next session, 24 June; but when the Protestant princes asked that it be read in public, their petition was refused, and efforts were made to prevent the public reading of the document altogether. The Protestant princes, however, declared that they would not part with the confession until its reading should be allowed. The 25th was then fixed for the day of its presentation. In order to exclude the people, the little chapel of the episcopal palace was appointed in place of the spacious city hall, where the meetings of the diet were held. The two Saxon chancellors Christian Beyer and Gregor Bruck the former with the plain German copy, the other in traditional Latin language, stepped into the middle of the assembly, and against the wish of the emperor. The reading of the German version of the text by Christian Beyer lasted two hours and was so distinct that every word could be heard outside." 

I used Norma Boeckler's Trinity symbol for this graphic.


Like it or not, the Augsburg Confession is the standard for all Lutherans. The American Lutherans merely pay lip service to it while teaching against justification by faith. The very small ELDONA group is the only organization among Lutherans to endorse justification by faith alone while rejecting the Pietistic rationalism of Universal Objective Justification (forgiveness and salvation without faith).

Recently, SpenerQuest posted a hissy fit warning everyone to avoid ELDONA because of its teaching of justification by faith. The state of Lutheran apostasy is a vast collection of ironic humor.



Most of us at Augustana College did not know how the school got its named. Some really thought it was a blend of August and Anna. The pastor who confirmed me told me it was not necessary to read. "Just say you agree with it."

Nor did anyone then or now realize the struggle behind the naming of the school and synod. They were consciously rejecting the Church Growthism of the 19th century, which was revivalism - entertainment evangelism at its best. 

Those  who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it. And the rest of us are condemned to watch those who have not learned from history - repeating the same old mistakes.

Every Lutheran has an obligation to read the original document, which Norma Boeckler has illustrated so well. I have posted my old graphics, because they are easily available to me from the blog. 



Luther and the Book of Concord editors called themselves "theologians of the Augsburg Confession."

Lutherans today like to argue over every scrap of history, but they do not read their own classic douments - the Confessions, Luther's sermons, Chemnitz, and Gerhard.

Lex orendi, lex credendi. How we worship - that is what we really believe. From ELCA on up, the Lutherans promote the revivalism of the past, using amateur entertainment to draw people. Lutherans stopped singing Lutheran hymns because they are no longer Lutheran. In fact, they hardly sing hymns at all. They listen to the butchers of music howling about themselves, playing tinny and noisy instruments that belong in a street band or madhouse.

My Lutheran Hymnal can be ordered here.

Rose Grafts and the Engrafted Word

Standard Rose with two grafts - Fragrant Cloud.

KJV James 1:21 Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted Word, which is able to save your souls.

Good News James 1:21 So get rid of every filthy habit and all wicked conduct. Submit to God and accept the word that he plants in your hearts, which is able to save you.

Although WELS has blessed every translation (especially the NNIV) this comparison shows how the Gospel can be distorted to become Law. "Receive" which is parallel to "believe" becomes "accept," which is used in "making a decision for Christ."

  1. Get rid of.
  2. Submit.
  3. Accept.

Grafting is one of those on-going wonders of Creation, where two similar plants can be fused together, to obtain the characteristics of both.  

The typical hybrid tea rose has one graft, called the bud union.




The wild rose is used for the roots, because it is hardier than the hybrid tea's foundation. The showy part is grafted so everyone gets the strength of the wild rose and the beauty of hybrid tea.

A standard rose (sometimes called a tree rose) has two grafts. Someone decided they could grow roses for their long canes. The cane is grafted onto the wild rose base, and the hybrid tea is grafted onto the standard.


Pascali as a standard rose.
These cost $50, compared to $30 for a hybrid tea.



Grafting explains why this passage from James is such a beautiful expression of the Gospel. The Holy Spirit grafts the Gospel promises onto our wild base, and the fruits of the Spirit shows themselves, even though the base remains coarse.


Sometimes the hybrid tea part will freeze and die, leaving only the wild rose to grow. If you see a large plant with plenty of small and unattractive blooms, it is likely a rose that has gone wild, as they say. 

Apostates are similar. They give up faith in God's Word but want to show off their vast but unattractive fruits. They praise one another to help convince the population that they are as grand as ever - but they have killed the tender graft. They can only ape believers. No wonder they praise one another while stealing sermons and clawing money into their bottomless pockets.


 The Tricolor standard rose is ideal for the indecisive.

The engrafted Word teaches the efficacy of the Gospel in one, short phrase.

Receive with meekness is another phrase filled with meaning. Receiving is often used in the New Testament as another way to express believing.

John 1:12 Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believedin his name, he gave the right to become children of God

Meekness is a quality of Christ. When the Gospel is grafted onto us, we also receive His meekness. And we should look to His meekness as something to emulate.

Matthew 11:9 Take My yoke upon you, and learn of Me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.

Although the focus of James is living the Gospel, that does not mean the Gospel is absent in this short but vivid epistle. 

James 1:21 has become a classic in the Christian Faith, often quoted. 

In meekness, believe the Gospel, which the Spirit grafted onto your heart.


Queen Elizabeth rose.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Cypress Mulch Day - And the Mower Goes Wheels Up

Our helper's children came over and played with Sassy,
who loved the petting and ball tossing.
She wanted to play catch after they left, too.
Our helper came over with his small children to mow and mulch. The electric mower made some sad sounds and crossed over the rainbow bridge.

We switched over to mulching the new garden, the future corn patch. Sassy got petted by two children she knows well and grinned the whole time. When the kids got restless, I got the squeaky ball, and she played catch with them from then on.

I am opening up new garden areas by laying down newspapers and covering them with wood mulch. We only dig where needed for new plants or seeds. When the seedlings come up, more mulch can be used. I used to do that with extra lawn clippings, long ago in Midland. I asked for lawn clippings and autumn leaves wherever I could, and often picked them up from the street. LI said about my pick-ups, as he hid in the backseat, "Why couldn't I have a normal dad?"

But he ate the sweet corn and everything else.



I was always impressed at the volume of organic matter swallowed up by the soil creatures. No matter what I put in the yard, and kept in the yard, I always needed more. Pet rabbits contributed with their wire cages over children's swimming pools. Instead of water in the rigid pools, we had soil and earthworms. The soil and worms provided the sanitation, and the worms grew faster than excuses at WELS headquarters.

As all gardeners know, rabbits have hot (high nitrogen) manure, and earthworms have no trouble using it, taming it, and converting it to casts and wormlings. I often had masses of earthworms in one ball as I hauled the bounty out to the garden and got fresh soil plus a few starter worms.

The water holding quality of humus was demonstrated today when I stuck my hand in the garage rain gutter overhead. I had no living maple treelets, but I had handfuls of maple seeds and leaves trying to compost. By holding onto water, they became effective corks in the gutter, finally oozing down to the bottom as I shook it, knocked it, and poured water down.

Hydrangeas are another flower I do not grow.


That is why humus rich soil does well when rain is sparse. The humus holds it between particles and keeps the cycle of life moving along. Humus and mulch mean my plants do not easily get the droops on a hot, dry day.

The scientists think in terms of N-P-K, but the soil is far more complex than three chemicals.

Forty bags of mulch have cost only $80, and they will become composted soil in time, as earthworms and soil creatures break down the woody residue and digest it, mixing it with the heavy clay in our yard.

I think of the mulch as compost on the spot, forcing the dying lawn to compost as well. The soil will be much richer in the spring, when the serious gardening begins. Worked soil is far more productive, because a large volume of plant material grows in it, digs roots down, and returns as compost when all the crop trash is re-used.






Tomorrow Is the Anniversary of the Augsburg Confession - Confessio Augustana



The Augsburg Confession Paperback



* Includes 10 unique, original illustrations by Norma Boeckler. Many people misunderstand confessions of faith, as if confessions were in opposition to the Scriptures. The Bible is the revealed Word of God, inerrant and infallible, while a confession is man’s witness about God’s revelation. Therefore, the Scriptures are God’s unique message to man – irreplaceable. For that reason, The Holy Bible judges all books. Nevertheless, confessions are valuable and instructive. They are man’s testimony about the meaning of God’s Word. They are concise and precise. When there are conflicts about the meaning of the Scriptures, confessions help people compare areas of agreement and disagreement. Paul commended this activity when he wrote, “For there must be also heresies among you that they which are approved may be made manifest among you.” 1 Corinthians 11:19 KJV. Luther compared this to identifying the wormy flour and separating it from the good flour. Bakers know that wormy flour must be removed immediately from the tons of flour around it, before everything is corrupted and ruined with bugs.

Neighborly Competition in Gardening

We had our own gourmet cook when we went to Moline.
Our motel was next door to his bistro.


When I first began pruning the maple tree, my neighbors laughed as they pointed at me. They were saying to each other, "Now we have to keep up."

Our trees were drooping with low branches and nothing had been done in landscaping. Luther only wanted to garden in retirement. He was called back to preach and gave us his tremendous Sermons on John's Gospel. Seminaries of all persuasions should drop their silly courses and use that - or the Lenker set - to replace their curricula.

When I asked my neighbor for more newspapers, he asked, "More roses?" I said, "Not yet." This is for the vegetable and corn patches in the backyard.

All I have to do is a new project and my neighbors are outside adding to theirs. It is great fun. We do little favors, back and forth, and talk about the way things should be. He warned me about rototilling into the utilities, even when flagged, and that convinced me to mulch on top of the lawn.

At dawn I went outside and looked at all the plants growing, front and back yard. Then I sat down at our front porch eyrie to look over the roses - with raindrops still clinging to them, .Now I have people imagining an old porch six feet above the lawn. This is about three inches above. Did you want me to say - "from the sparrow's nest..."?

The living Seed and the engrafted Word
Seed is the perfect metaphor for God's Word. Since God created all things through Christ, Who is the Creating Word, that is no coincidence.

Seed is alive, just as the Word is alive with the Holy Spirit. Seed can be stored a long time and still germinate from moisture. Inside many seeds is a tiny starter plant and food to get it going. When put in moist soil, the seed knows exactly how to send out tiny roots for stability, food, and water, leaves for photosynthesis.

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Mark 4:2ff. And he taught them many things by parables, and said unto them in his doctrine, Hearken; Behold, there went out a sower to sow: And it came to pass, as he sowed, some fell by the way side, and the fowls of the air came and devoured it up.



Gruss an Aachen Rose - Greetings to Aachen, Germany - The First Floribunda - Aromatic, Hardy, Shade Tolerant



Gruss an Aachen is my solution to the shade under the maple tree. Some of you wonder, "But what about planting where maple tree roots are so shallow?

Maple trees hog the water supply with their tough surface roots, but I can create some depth of soil on the perimeter by purchasing some and using circular, ceramic fencing. The surface will be covered by periwinkle, a favorite for shade and for holding soil in place.

Although this seems a stretch, I did some more reading about this rose, which I have grown before. Gruss an Aachen is unusually tough, flowers well in semi-shade, and is also disease resistant. David Austin considered GaA good enough to sell with his modestly-named David Austin Roses (TM).

Isn't that like saying, "I like this Michelangelo so much that I have decided to sell it with my Greg Jackson paintings?"?


Aachen is quite the city - the most western in Germany, where many German kings have been crowned. It also has the hottest of the hot springs, so the wealthy still love going there for the cure.

When It Rains, I Plant
The rain came down in torrents for a long time yesterday. When it let up, I went outside to plant a few miniature sunflowers, for contrast in the rose garden. Mrs. Ichabod half-heard my plans, but reacted strongly when it was done. She imagined one of my sunflower forests, which are pretty neat by themselves. I used one to conceal the play equipment for kids, so the youngest one enjoyed "hiding" from us and popping out of the tree-like stalks.


The big Sunflower you can grow in a small pot! There are many dwarf Sunflowers out there these days, but none quite like Sunny Smile. Plant it in a 4- or 6-inch pot and it will grow a neat 12- to 15-inch-high plant with a single giant bloom fully 5 inches across! Or put it in the garden, where it remains just a bit over a foot high but branches beautifully, giving you 4 to 5 big blooms! Versatile, beautiful, and so easy to grow, it belongs in every sunny garden and flowerpot!

Mammoth - or striped - Russian sunflowers can be nine feet tall. 

I found out that I ordered pole beans instead of bush beans. I can plant the pole beans along the chain link fence.

Hollyhock seeds will be planted soon.



When I picked up the mulch, I saw a large swath of Queen Ann's Lace growing together on the other side of the road, leaving Lowe's. I hit the brakes and ran over to harvest a few.

Each flower seems to have a spot of dried blood on it - or an insect. The flowers cleverly planned this, to attract more insects. That is what evolution teaches us.

They are a great plant for bees and butterflies, so I left the seed-heads in the grassy alley between homes on our block. Some people groom the area, which is only six feet across. Others let various weeds or vines grow there.

From a Bunker Deep in WELS-land.



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Note  - this is all Olson does in a semester, plus supervising internships. Parents are paying big tuition bills or borrowing it - to keep WELS faculty from working too hard.

He is teaching an online class about doctrine this summer - extra pay. He doesn't do anything, since all the lectures for online are already recorded by Lyle Lange.

A pastor said, "Olson is harmless - everyone knows he's a heretic."

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"There is a HUGE shortage of pastors coming in the near future, and the CoP is trying to cull under-performing churches. One way to do this is vacancies. At the same time, this also eliminated under-performing pastors, of which the DPs believe there are way too many. All this was very evident at the district convention. I think at least a dozen congregations in this district are marked for closing.

The mission (sic) strategy of the WELS is to eliminate poor parishes and what they see as lousy pastors, while siphoning members over to new starts in posh area served by Golden Boy ministers. Very worldly, cut-throat, business-like, and not very Christian or Lutheran."



Monday, June 23, 2014

Hint to WELS/LCMS/ELS - It Is a Crime

Read about one case - WELS.

Mexico's Catholic Church suspends 7 priests in Tijuana pending sexual abuse probe


MEXICO CITY — The Roman Catholic Church in Mexico confirmed on Friday that it has suspended seven priests, including one accused of abuse while serving in Los Angeles, from its diocese in the border city of Tijuana pending an investigation into alleged sexual harassment and abuse.
The Archdiocese of Tijuana didn't reveal the names of the priests but it did confirm to The Associated Press that Rev. Jeffrey Newell was among them.
Newell was first mentioned as being a part of the priests under investigation in a statement by the Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests, which is the main U.S. group of victims of abuse by priests.
In 2010, a U.S. man filed a lawsuit in California against the Los Angeles archdiocese alleging that church leaders engaged in fraud and negligence by allowing Newell to continue working around children after he went to church officials to accuse Newell of abuse.
"It's tragic that this predator priest has apparently struck again," the U.S. victims group said in a statement. "Fr. Newell should have never been given a church job in Mexico."
Prosecutors in Baja California state, where Tijuana is located, said that no one had filed a complaint against the priests and that police could not open an investigation without one.
The investigation against the seven priests was first mentioned this week by Tijuana Archbishop Rafael Romo, who told local media that the alleged victims were teenagers and that the investigation was continuing.
The Archdiocese of Tijuana issued a statement this week calling on those who had been victims or witnessed abuse to come forward and go to authorities.
The case in Tijuana follows the suspension of a priest in the northern Mexico state of San Luis Potosi. Last week, 19 people filed a criminal complaint alleging they were sexually abused by priest Eduardo Cordova and charging his archdiocese covered up the allegations for years.

Time for Tubby Bye-Bye.
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Director of Communications

Wisconsin Ev. Lutheran Synod

SNAPwisconsin.com
November 17, 2011
Statement by John Pilmaier, SNAP Wisconsin Director
CONTACT: 414.336.8575
TMJ4 reports that Waukesha police arrested Joel Hochmuth, Director of Communications for the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod, for reports of child pornography. The FBI cyber crime task force determined that child pornography was being downloaded by someone inside of Hochmuth’s residence.
Hochmuth is expected to appear in court today as Waukesha detectives continue to search the hard drives of his computers for additional evidence of child pornography.  We applaud the efforts of the FBI and the Waukesha Police Department in their efforts to keep our children safe.
The President of the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod, Mark Schroeder, told TMJ4 that “this is not in keeping with the Joel Hochmuth he knows.  And he is praying it is all some kind of misunderstanding”.
Although this sentiment may be understandable because the Synod President appears to be a friend and colleague of Hochmuth, it is important to keep in mind, as we are again learning from the recent developments at Penn State University, that those who prey on children are often respected members of the community.  Friends, neighbors, and colleagues often find it impossible to believe that someone they know and respect could be capable of causing harm to a child.  It is important to remember that most child predators are not lurking in the bushes; they are people who have often gained the trust and admiration of parents and their children.
If the charges against Hochmuth turn out to be credible it is important to know what steps the Synod President, Mark Schroeder, is going to implement to protect children.  Schroeder should immediately notify the congregations of the Synod of the charges that have been made against Hochmuth.  He should explain to his members and to the community how reports of sexual misconduct are handled by the Synod.  In addition Schroeder should reach out to his members and encourage them to report any suspicions they have of possible misconduct by Hochmuth to law enforcement officials.
SNAP, the Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests, is the world's oldest and largest support group for clergy abuse victims. We've been around for 23 years and have more than 10,000 members. Despite the word "priest" in our title, we have members who were molested by religious figures of all denominations, including nuns, rabbis, bishops, and Protestant ministers. Our website is SNAPnetwork.org. 

How did the LCMS, WELS, and the ELS 
manage to finesse this one?

Birds - A Post from 15 Years Ago



For Katie, Age 13
BIRDS WE LOVE IN THE BACKYARD
1999

A reader told me that his daughter, Katie, age 13, likes to read the bulletins about birds, so this one is written especially for her. Daughters are a very special blessing from God. They give the greatest possible love and remind their fathers of the qualities they first loved so much in the  girl's mother.

Why do we love birds so much? God made them to be one of the most cheerful of His Creation. Their songs fill the air from morning until evening. A grumpy Pietist would say, "Yes, they are protecting their territory." But the lion does so by roaring, a terrifying sound filling people with dread, so that the Apostle Peter compared the devil to a roaring lion, going about seeking someone to devour. Birds claim territory by singing.

Last month I was in St. Louis for my niece Ida's graduation. I was put in charge of Josie, my granddaughter, age 3, for the big dinner at an Italian restaurant. She was an angel for a long time, and then tired of all the strangers. We went for a walk down the old streets of St. Louis, in the Hill area, where the best Italian restaurants are found. We spotted a male cardinal on the phone line, whistling: "Too-wheet, too-wheet, too-wheet, chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck." I translated that as: "My street, my street, my street, go, go, go, go, go." I decided to whistle him down. Every time he called out, I answered. Josie pointed her hand to the cardinal each time he tried to refute and dismay me. My whistle grew stronger and louder with practice. Sensing my overpowering physical presence, he flew away and began again in a safer place. I won.

Cardinals are loved by everyone. The males are bright and sing with great gusto. Males are jealous of masculine rivals. I caught one staring into a car rearview mirror, so I took a picture of him. He must have wondered who the handsome stranger or menacing devil was in that mirror. The female cardinal is a delicate earthtone version of the male, in many ways far prettier.

Cardinals are shy, so they will bathe in the birdbath in the far corner of the yard rather than one in the open. They love sunflowers seeds.

Wrens are considered good luck by gardeners. They are tiny but aggressive in the pursuit of insects. I watched one chase a moth into a group of plants and through that group of plants, emerging with the insect in her mouth. Wrenhouses are often bought by gardeners to welcome the wren into the garden.


I was collecting my books for this bulletin: How to Attract Backyard Birds; Backyard Birds and How to Attract Them; Birdscaping Your Garden; How Birds Behave; and so forth. I almost bought Birds in the Backyard and How to Attract Them, but I thought better of it. I like to get up in time for Matins, a service held in our yard every morning. Vespers is pretty inspiring too. The birds gather in the desert dawn and sing their praises to God. Luther said, "They don't even know where their next meal is coming from, and yet they praise God before they even look for it." In our yard, they DO know where their next meal is coming from. After Matins they gather at the tube feeder, whether it is full or not. If  I am watching them from the patio, I get the message and fill it for them.

When people ask how to bring more birds into the yard, I suggest the following:
1.     Set up a feeding area that can be viewed easily, as close to the house as possible. Outside ledges can be used as feeders. Birds will land at the window and eat. Consideration should be given for how the feeding area will look. We had to stop feeding under the patio roof because of droppings and seed hulls. However, by mounting the tube feeder on a pole, we were able to have great bird show only a few feet away from our seats. They hardly notice us when we talk and eat there. Some birds will now land on the feeder when I am three feet away.
2.     Birds will generally take two weeks to accept something new, so they will not flock to the feeder at once.
3.     A birdbath next to window is great fun. I got the birds so used to seeing me at the New Ulm parsonage that I could stand next to the window while they splashed around.
4.     Once the birdbath and feeder are set up, more of each can be established. More food and water will bring more birds.
5.     The best investment in feed is 20-50 pound sacks of black oil sunflower seeds. They attract 42 species of birds and the cost per pound is quite low. A 50 pounder in New Ulm cost about $13. Half of each sack went to squirrels, so I get more value now from the seeds in Phoenix, although I pay more per pound. I just bought 80 pounds of seed for them. $26. A bargain.
6.     Change the scenery in the yard.


Birdscaping the Garden
Some people (names withheld) think my gardening methods are, shall we say, quirky. But I am working at creating as many areas as possible for birds and insects. Yes, both, because they go together.

Plants can offer either shelter or food for birds. All seed producers are bird feeders, and that includes weeds. Bird lovers will often leave one area of the yard wild, letting the grass and weeds grow, to encourage those birds who eat seeds and need ground shelter. I had one garden, Wormhaven I, so wild that a brown thrasher moved in. The nest was between a lush garden and a tall hedge.

We tend to think all weeds are icky, but many of them produce plenty of food for birds while improving the soil. Plants also harbor insects, so they appeal to birds by adding meat to the diet. When plant leaves fall to the ground, the rotting cycle brings more creatures onto the scene, mostly soil dwellers, to eat the rotting leaves and mold. A mass of weeds will inevitably be appealing to various birds and animals.

Our renter in New Ulm places his feed on window screens, to keep them dry. An evergreen tree near the feeder is surrounded by ornamental grass, another great seed producer. The birds never leave. They move from the tree to the feeders to the ground.

The complications of God's created order can be seen within the narrow range of the relationships among birds and their fellow creatures. People often reduce avian activities to a few cliches which are wrong: robins just eat worms; hummingbirds live on nectar alone; birds become addicted to feeders and die in droves when someone takes a vacation; only songbirds are good birds.


Robins are commonly seen tugging at worms, but they vary their diets. They will eat bread crumbs, seeds, and insects. Baby birds in general grow up on insects and larvae. A compost pile is always a great hang-out for birds. They can see the sowbugs, pillbugs, centipedes, millipedes, earthworms and other creatures moving under the leaves, grass, and refuse. It is great fun to watch the birds eye their prey from a bush or stump and pounce on the wiggling creature. Dig up a grub while gardening and place it on a stump. Its wiggling white form will quickly become steak dinner, served very rare.

The dove family grows on pigeon milk, semi-digested seeds. Sparrows are also eager seed eaters. The unpopular starling will eat anything in any weather, but he prefers fat, meat, and bugs. All fat eaters are great buggers, so the wise gardener makes them welcome with bags of suet all over the yard in the winter, planted with the new roses in the spring. (The latter is an old wive's tale I tried in New Ulm. The roses were magnificent, but I didn't do a double-blind study. It was a successful technique that two British gardeners came across by accident. I was long on suet, so I buried it when I planted new roses. In Phoenix I cannot give suet away all winter.)

Fat loving birds are also lovable. Chickadees will do their arial tricks around the suet. Nuthatches (upside-down birds) will land on the suet and take away their little nibbles. I named two of them Mr. and Mrs. Squeak in New Ulm. They would creep around the bark of the tree in their unique way and squeak at me. I took it as a friendly greeting.

God's infinitely complex Creation reveals itself in the acrobatics of the chickadee versus the design and purpose of the nuthatch. The chickadee is a little jet fighter, twisting and turning in the air to catch a bug. The nuthatch is designed to walk up a tree and see the bugs and bug eggs hidden in the bark. The hidden bugs are barely visible from a normal point of view. The nuthatch cannot miss them and he never gets a sore neck.

Smaller birds are almost fearless while large birds embody wariness. The crows who lived so well in Midland, Michigan, from the spillage from birdfeeders, left the ground at the first sound in our kitchen in the morning. We left the Kiehlers' home one evening and saw the sky filled with hundreds of crows. Apparently their roosting site was disturbed, so they were swarming in the sky, majestic in flight.

Tiny birds will eat from the hand of a bird lover. I have not tried this so far, but I have seen many pictures of people doing it. It is best attempted after a major ice storm, with the bird feeder hidden away. Birds will then overcome their normal wariness. Once comfortable with a human, they will seek out the person who feeds them. Chickadees are more trusting, but blue jays can also be trained. Some people do not like turning wild animals into pets. I am happy with keeping my distance.

The most aggressive birds are naturally in Washington D. C. They must absorb the attitude of politicians who need constant feeding. I think the birds on the Mall would  sit on my lap for food.



I am listing some ideas for birdscaping the garden below:
1.     Plant vines where they are appropriate, but also try them in unusual places, supported by a tree or a bush. Many vines flower and fruit easily, so they are food sources for birds. Mature vines harbor abundant insect life and offer shelter as well. Someone decided to plant Japanese ivy at Harvard, so it had to be called Boston ivy from then on. Other old schools had to have the same look, so they planted Boston ivy. Later they formed a football league and called it The Ivy League. Boston ivy can become fairly invasive and has tough little gluepads for support, but it is a true birdhaven. English ivy is also popular with birds, useful as a vine and as a groundcover under trees.
2.     Think birdscaping in terms of height: tall trees, small trees, and bushes. Birds live or feed at all levels and on the ground. I like neighbors with trees, but I want bushes of all types to shelter and feed birds.
3.     Our block wall can support rampant vine growth, with sunflowers dotted along the perimeter, some berry plants, perhaps gooseberry, and roses in front. Sometimes in the Midwest one can create a patch where a striped garden spider will spin her marvelous web, catching the morning dew in the sunlight, making us gasp in amazement. Why use insecticides when God provides so many insect predators who are arthropods themselves? It takes a thief to catch a thief. (I had to say arthropod because spiders are not insects but both are joint-footed, or arthropods. J. R. R. Tolkien is a great writer, but he called a spider an insect in The Hobbit.)
4.     Rampant greenery, abundant water, compost, and manure will load the dinner table. When the food offering is varied and plentiful, many types of birds will visit.
5.     Keeping food in the same place will generate gossip in the bird world. Watch for migrating birds at the feeder. They need an energy boost for their long flight, so unusual species will drop in. I looked at a huge bird on my feeder in New Ulm. It was the deep woods pileated woodpecker (Woody Woodpecker's model). He looked at me and took off. I don't have a lifetime birdwatching notebook (yet) but I keep a mental note about birds I would like to see.
6.     Wild weedy areas are good for birds and butterflies, but so are wood piles and branches. Birds are so perch-crazy that they are now using the sunflowers, even though they have a perfectly good wall and fence to use. Heat may be an issue for them. The block walls absorb a lot of solar energy. Yesterday, the hummingbird feeder was the temperature of a car radiator in stalled traffic. Pile up brush and watch it become a roost for happy birds. (My main concern would be that dried brush could become a fire hazard.)
7.     Study bird books and obtain the plants loved especially by your favorite bird. They may be shelter plants or food plants.

Birds are endlessly fascinating, close at hand, showing that the fool says in his heart "There is no God." Hummingbirds weave their tiny nests from moss and pussy-willows. Swallows pack mud up into a barn or carport and trust their little families to live and thrive. The chickadee builds a nest to show his true love. If she decides to marry him, she tears apart the nest and makes him start over. (I am trying to overcome tremendous temptations involving human comparisons. Deep breath. OK. I'm over it.)

The oriole nest is woven and hung. I would like to get inside the brain of an evolutionist and examine how all this makes sense apart from God. In fact, once I almost bought an entire book on weaver birds. The only thing we can say that all birds have in common is feathers. Apart from that, generalizations tend to run into exceptions, subordinations, and contradictions. Some birds dive and swim. Some do not fly. Their homes can be a burrow in the ground or a pile of sticks in the clouds.

I learned a few things about birds from my mother's pet cockatiel, Chappy. I enjoyed her lightness (a design feature necessary for flight), her warm feet, and her expressive top feather. The feather would rise at any sign of emotion, a decorative and expressive eyebrow. She was very attached to my mother and had my mother wrapped around her little claw. My mother actually mounted the cage on a wheeled cart, to take Chappy to each room where she worked. If not, Chappy yelled, "Mom! Mom!" in a loud, carrying voice. It was very flattering to be so needed. And yet, the same demanding bird was almost comatose when I was around the cage and Mom was gone. In addition, every night Chappy did a wild threat display with a loud hiss when I said hello to her, always for an appreciative audience, my mother. Otherwise, I did not exist.

Birds were created by Almighty God, Creator of heaven and earth, so that we can say, with the poet, against the evolutionist, "Hail to thee, blythe spirit, lizard thou never wert."