Synod minders make sure that all the news is sunny-side up, that all dissenters are hushed, silenced, trashed, or their families divided. Holy Mother Synod comes first.
Some Ichabod readers may have noticed the new comment on MLC Blows Budget, allegedly from a member of MLS board. That is more proof that Holy Mother feels obliged to answer some questions from the flocks they are fleecing. And the short answer is, besides asking your synodical PR agent, this song -
Curtain up! Light the lights!
We got nothing to hit but the heights!
I can tell, wait and see.
There's the bell! Follow me!
And nothing's gonna stop us 'til we're through!
Honey, everything's coming up roses and daffodils!
Everything's coming up sunshine and Santa Claus!
Everything's gonna be bright lights and lollipops!
Everything's coming up roses for me and for you!
The glassy-eyed Kool Aid drinkers will sing that song until WELS-Enron finally tells the truth about where all the money went.
ICHABOD, THE GLORY HAS DEPARTED - explores the Age of Apostasy, predicted in 2 Thessalonians 2:3, to attack Objective Faithless Justification, Church Growth Clowns, and their ringmasters. The antidote to these poisons is trusting the efficacious Word in the Means of Grace. John 16:8. Isaiah 55:8ff. Romans 10. Most readers are WELS, LCMS, ELS, or ELCA. This blog also covers the Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodoxy, and the Left-wing, National Council of Churches denominations.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Synod Minders
