Wednesday, March 11, 2009

FAQs:
Frequently Avoided Questions



There is nothing like this aroma to get people
into the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.



Q: Did you have a mid-week Lenten service?
A: We were planning for our small-group ministry.

Q: How much money are you getting for this circus?
A: None of your business because it is Other People's Money.

Q: Why does it take two full-time people to do so little church work?
A: The job is not done until the grant money is gone.

Q: Why start a mission one block from a huge congregation already working in the downtown?
A: Because we got the money to do it.

Q: What is the monthly cost for the lease, electrical, and other overhead items?
A: This is God's work and well worth it.

Q: When is your website going to have some original Gospel content?
A: As soon as we get some from Craig Groeschel and Andy Stanley.