My Harley Davidson Witness - Almost

I saw someone wearing a Harley-Davidson hat at the mall. I wanted to offer a hug and say, "I am so glad Jesus rode a hog." But I looked at the 19-inch biceps, the hairy deltoids, the pack of unfiltered Camels, the skull-and-crossbones tattoo, and decided against it. I thought, "Maybe her boyfriend would be offended."