Monday, March 2, 2009

Run and Hide the Congregation's Checkbook:
WELS Parish Services



Parish Services = Church and Change.
The latest cause promoted and defended by Church and Change
is Pastor Ski's Popcorn Cathedral of Rock in downtown Appleton.


The March issue of FIC has a full-page ad:

WELS Parish Assistance

Turning Problems Into Opportunities
[GJ - Turning churches into Fuller franchises]


  1. Analyzing your Ministry
    [GJ - Promoting women ministers and rock music]
  2. Strengthening your School
    [GJ - From the enemies of the school system]
  3. Planning your Future
    [GJ - Future insolvency, with an expensive building project]
  4. Involving more Members -
    [GJ - The ones we favor: the crypto-Babtists]
  5. Developing Leadership -
    [GJ - Empowering the crypto-Babtists]
  6. Managing Change -
    [GJ - Crushing the opposition to our program]
  7. Launching new Programs -
    [GJ - Making more money for our overpaid consultants]


WE CAN HELP
+Parish Assistance - A Ministry of WELS Parish Services