Sunday, March 22, 2009

You'll Hear It On the WELS Grapevine



The WELS grapevine is famous for its unreliability.


Below are some rumors and ideas you will hear on the WELS grapevine:

  1. Sell the campus of The Sausage Factory. That is very unlikely since real estate development should be D.O.A. for several years. However, Rev. Robert Fleischmann would be a good candidate to manage the sale.
  2. Sell the Twin Towers - The Love Shack and its clone - and move to Northwestern Publishing House headquarters.
  3. Make the First Veep position non-salaried.
  4. Cut the Second VP position. All that Fuller training down the drain?
  5. No shock - close Michigan Lutheran Seminary in another year or two. Population trends are moving against synod schools, especially since Mueller-Gurgel jacked up the tuition and managed to lose a whole cohort of students.
  6. Close missions and eliminate positions in various places. That is most likely.

I believe printed periodicals will be scarcer than hen's teeth soon, following the trend of national magazines. FIC might as well be a PDF.

I thought Perish Services was on the chopping block. That would be a severe loss for Fuller, Willow Creek, and Trinity in Deerfield. They would have to rely on Missouri and ELCA for their Lutheran tuition income.