How I Celebrated Earth Day

The endangered elephantbird is threatened by fresh air, purified water, and solar-powered yogurt factories.

1. I shopped at Wal-Mart.
   
2. I took the groceries home in plastic bags.
   
3. I left the water on in the garden while we were shopping.
   
4. I let the car idle extra long, with the AC on high.
   

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