Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Missouri Gone Wild - Party in the Concordia Chi-Town




Nodding my head like yeah - from Google Images.

My source wrote: "Just so WELS won't feel lonely. LCMS is worse, of course, we knew that about Riverforest anyway."

Townhall

The tension between church and state has been around since Jesus held up a coin and confounded the Pharisees with His admonition to “render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, and to God what is God’s.”


Caesar is entitled to a certain level of authority and taxation, Jesus acknowledged. But God, the Creator and Author of our souls, gets the rest. In this way, Jesus clearly limited Caesar’s reach. But government has a huge appetite for power and does not particularly like limits.

That’s why churches have been a thorn in the side of those who would impose socialism on us in the name of “equality” or “tolerance” or “fairness.” It’s why the political Left, since the mid-19th Century, has been at war with the church, alternately trying to co-opt it or destroy it.

When religious leaders support leftist goals, they are angels. When, on the other hand, they oppose abortion or the homosexual political agenda, reaction is swift and cries of “the separation of church and state” are raised. Rep. Lynn Woolsey (D-Calif.) had no problem with the Conference of Catholic Bishops aggressively lobbying for the Obama/Pelosi government health care takeover bill in the House. She was undoubtedly delighted that they would put their weight behind a law making Caesar our ultimate doctor. But because the bishops insisted on the Stupak Amendment prohibiting federal funding of abortion, she bared her teeth and called for an end to the church’s tax exemption.

Some church-related entities don’t wait for the government to bully them before ceding moral ground. At Concordia University Chicago, a campus of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod, which is staunchly Biblical regarding homosexuality, the theater department is showing The Laramie Project, a play about the town of Laramie, Wyoming’s reaction to the murder of Matthew Shepard in 1998. Based on a book by Moises Kaufman, the play fits the narrative of “gays as victims,” which has been their most effective strategy other than the unsubstantiated claim that people are “born gay.”

The play was hatched by the Tectonic Theatre Project, whose managing director, Jeffrey LaHost, claimed that conservative Christians are a hate group and want to murder homosexuals.

Here’s a snippet from a 2002 Baltimore Sun article:

“Kaufman is openly gay, as are some other Theatre Project members, and LaHost said the actors were disturbed that initial televised accounts of the murder included commentary from right-wing groups. ‘I can't think of any other minority group where it's still hotly contested whether or not it's OK to kill them [homosexuals],’ he said. When a black person is murdered, he said, ‘no one thinks they have to get an opposing point of view from the Ku Klux Klan.’”

The Sun article didn’t mention that conservative Christians were interviewed in 1998 about Shepard only because liberal media and homosexual activists were outrageously blaming them for his murder, citing a series of “truth in love” newspaper ads offering hope for change that featured ex-gays.

The play depicts Christians at best as feckless or perhaps unwitting handmaidens of hate. To stage it on a conservative Christian campus, where parents pay dearly to spare their kids from the relentless cultural and academic propaganda found elsewhere, is a coup.

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But wait, there's more


Google Images: And a Jay-Z Song was on!




Brothers of John the Steadfast

As a part of my visit to the Northwest last week I was alerted to an alarming situation in our sister LCMS congregation, Bethlehem Lutheran Church in Renton, Washington. The Music Director is involved in the sinful homosexual and lesbian movement. This fact is openly proclaimed on the church website where it states that he was the former artistic director of the Seattle Lesbian and Gay Chorus. The church website also has a link to the Music Director’s personal blog which has a link to something called the “Gay Rag Radio Podcast.” (See below for links.)

The LCMS is sick and needs help. We have been saying that there is a crisis of supervision in the LCMS. This is just absolutely unbelievable! Who would have thought our grandfather’s church would come to this. I cannot believe that 30 years ago, 20 years ago, even 10 years ago anyone would imagine that the LCMS would sink so low as to have a congregation that has not only hired a promoter of the gay/lesbian agenda as a music director but then to openly state this on their website. What has made this pastor and his church so bold and courageous?

Bethlehem is a member of the Northwest District. We contacted President Schumacher of the Northwest District last Thursday morning by phone and e-mail about this situation. Since then the link from the congregation website to the Music Director’s personal website has been taken down but the congregation’s website still proclaims that the Music Director was the former artistic director of the Seattle Lesbian and Gay Chorus. To see the current church website click here. To see the way it looked before we contacted the bishop click here (not everything plots correctly, but you can see the link to jamesHing.com in context). Once you get to the personal website of the music director (which actually is located at http://web.mac.com/hinger/iWeb/Site/Welcome.html; we have archived it here), click on the word “blog” and you will see further evidence of promotion of the gay and lesbian movement. If you cannot follow that link we have archived it here as a pdf. Notice the Music Director promotes a gay and lesbian radio program on his blog. The full article about this radio program is archived here.

We are not sure that it was by the bishops urging that the link has been taken down. The bishop has not told us anything other than acknowledging that he got our e-mail and phone message. Putting the best construction on it, it seems as though he is the one who gets credit for this small step in the right direction.

Of course, the problem is not limited to the embarrassment this sort of public statement by our sister congregation and brother pastor brings upon the rest of us in the LCMS who are supposedly walking in concord and unity under the scriptures and confessions. The solution is not limited to taking down the offending links and statements. The solution is to see to it that we do not have open and public sinners serving in our congregations. This sounds a lot like the Kari Jobe matter. We were told that it does not matter if the music director of the youth gathering was a Pentecostal woman pastor. Now are we going to be told that it doesn’t matter if a congregation’s music director is a promoter of homosexuality and lesbianism? Which sin is worse, corrupting the pure Gospel with false teaching (Kari Jobe) or corrupting the pure Gospel with impenitent sin (promoting the gay and lesbian agenda)? The solution not only involves removing the embarrassing links and removing the openly sinful worker. It also involves getting this pastor and all errant pastors to repent of their compromising theology of worship, evangelism, scripture, unionism, and sexuality.

There is much more to this story. We will keep you posted on it. The LCMS is sick and is in need of much more careful supervision from its bishops, pastors, and laity. Please pass this article on to your LCMS friends and relatives, not to embarrass our beloved synod but to use it as a means of alerting them to what has become of their denomination under its leadership in the last several years.

Is "Our Valpo" A Congregation? - Ripped from the Pages of The Thword






Roman Catholic Archbishop Weakland paid about $400,000 hush money to his boyfriend, but WLC hired him and some his priests as special speakers for a series of public lectures. WLC's damage control team tried to make this a "private luncheon," something too hilarious to refute.


Call WELS headquarters at 414-256-3888 if you do not want more of the same. Or write a letter to: Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod (WELS)
2929 N Mayfair Road, Milwaukee, WI 53222.

Read Charlie Chaplain.

"WLC to call a second campus pastor." Some brief highlights:

"Now, WLC has grown to the equivalent of a congregation of 850 people. Strobel [the current campus pastor] commented that because of this development, 'the WLC student body is becoming hungry for spiritual growth,' and he is struggling trying to meet the spiritual needs of WLC."

"He feels that there is much more that he and his staff should be doing to serve the students, especially small group Bible studies."

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GJ - They tried to rescue Jeff Gunn from his failing non-WELS congregation, but that was nixed.

Apparently the students are so spiritually starved from their own congregations that they need cell groups to tide them over during the week.

Should WLC determine if they are Lutheran before adding insult to injury? They started Church and Change through Charis. They tried a Werning/Hunter seminar, which was canceled amid great pouting by its leaders. They had ELCA theologian Martin Marty speak at the campus. Are they Roman Catholic, Babto-Pentecostal CG, or High Church Unitarian (ELCA)?


Martin Marty and his voodoo doll,
actually part of a long-running joke.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Is "Our Valpo" A Congregation? - Ripped from the P...":

You just read whatever you want into anything you want, don't you Mr. Jackson?

If a college is growing, do they not need more physical and intellectual resources, such as classroom space and faculty?

Why would a growing institution such as WLC not need more spiritual resources as well?

"Apparently the students are so spiritually starved from their own congregations that they need cell groups to tide them over during the week."

You may be the first pastor I have seen that frowns upon Christians spending time with the Lord and with each other outside the confines of their own congregations.

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GJ - I am a pastor? The Chicaneries are always telling me I am not. In fact, this anonymous, brave soul addressed his message "Mr. Jackson." I get a chuckle from people changing titles when they disagree with my Biblical, Confessional posts. One wit favored "pastorless," which means "without a pastor." Am I without a pastor? In fact, I have a number of friends who are pastors, and I value their judgment.

This story illustrates what another person observed, that bureaucrats grow their kingdoms, not by being more productive, but by building layers under them. The current campus pastor already has a staff, and now he needs an assistant to generate more cell groups. Wayne Mueller did the same thing, building up a core of loyal and obedient Shrinkers who marched to the mike at every convention and voted for additional loyal and obedient staffers.

Wisconsin Lutheran College (Brigadoon WELS, joining the synod during fund drives, then disappearing again) needs more Lutheran staff. WLC needs to boot the Chicaneries from the board. I am sure the new prez is a fine fellow, but he should head up a Babtist school since he came from Jeff Gunn's CrossWalk.

The rumor I heard is that the current campus pastor cannot get any interest going in his bee-bop whoopee services. Would another attendant at the beehive help? They should try a high church (for WELS) pastor, someone edified and inspired by the Book of Concord. College students favor real worship services, so WLC should be cutting edge with the liturgy, creeds, Gerhardt hymns, Luther, Chemnitz, Gerhardt, Jacobs, Krauth.

There are many reasons why WLC is called "Our Valpo."

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Good News from Thrivent - Giving Minus






THRIVENT “GIVING PLUS” PROGRAM –Thrivent will no longer offer the present “Giving Plus” Matching program next year. So, if you have not made use of this program in 2009, please take advantage of it ASAP. There is only “x” amount of money left this year that Thrivent will match. When it is all gone, that is the end of it.

St. Peter Cares December Newsletter

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GJ - By depending on Thrivent, the synods have not grown richer - they have impoverished themselves. Ditto Schwan funds.  Rock and Roll got $20,000 from the Antioch Foundation this year (not the $200,000 they wanted) and they still only have one web page.

Unfortunately, all the Thrivent-dependent parishes have prostituted themselves, constantly advertising one particular brand of insurance to get "free" napkins, "free" pastoral calendars, and token grants. Now their little lifelines are being pulled back.

No one seems to realize that outside money displaces giving rather than adding to it.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Good News from Thrivent":

Giving Plus is already exhausted.

https://www.thrivent.com/community/outreach/giving/givingplus/index.html

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Shrinkers Are the New Pietiests




Shrinkers turned doctrinal discernment into "slander, legalism, and lovelessness."


Spener was the first union theologian among Lutherans, but not the last.
He wanted to "downplay" doctrinal differences, to borrow a term from David Valleskey,


The high-pitched shrieking from the Shrinker girly-men is a result of the New Pietism instituted by their crew across synodical lines.

Once the basic premises of Pietism are accepted, the Shrinker program is worthy of praise.

  • Premise One - Doctrinal differences are not important enough to block cooperative efforts by Lutherans and the Reformed.
  • Premise Two - Fruits of the Christian life must be encouraged through the promotion of lay-led small groups (conventicles, cell groups).
  • Premise Three - The Word of God is not effective.

    The New Pietism has cloaked itself under various labels. In the 1980s, they still used Church Growth, because no one could be against the church growing. The WELS Doctrinal Pussycats even had their manufactured excuse for it. "We are not for Church Growth, but for Church Growth." I don't know who made it up, but the excuse was used often. I heard it from DP Mueller. The same lobbying group is more likely to use Emerging Church or the label du jour, whatever works for the moment.

    Fuller Seminary, Willow Creek, and Trinity Deerfield are all union institutions. Those three places are the main training centers for WELS Chicaneries, who have branched off to such places as Driscoll (Seattle), Groeschel (Life Church), Stanley (Northpoint, Drive conferences), Beeson (Granger Community Church), Rick Warren (Saddlesore), Exponential Conference (Patterson's fave), Dirt (Bishop Katie was there), Catalyst (Stanley, Groeschel, and Ski - Oh My!), and more.

    Missouri and the Little Sect on the Prairie are also deeply involved. The CLC (sic) is now "all church growth," thanks to Dan Fleischer and Steve Kurtzahn (WELS, CLC, WELS) bootlicking Paul Tiefel and David Koenig. The Church of the Lutheran Confession (sic) is exemplified by rancid Pietism, not by the Lutheran Confessions, hence the need to warn readers with the (sic).

    I have tried to convert the Pietists to Lutheran doctrine, using the Scriptures and the Confessions. Sometimes they are agreeable and do not listen, going on as before. At other times, they shout their favorite slogans, wrapped in various accusations ("not loving!") and calls for repentance (on my part).

    A Pietistic websty is easy to spot. The following characteristics jump out at the reader:
    1. They emphasize love and caring and friendliness. The domain name for the most Growthy parish in Fox Valley is stpetercares.com. Do you feel the love? I do.
    2. Pietists lead with how God has blessed them with an increase in numbers. The pastor says, "God has richly blessed us. We had ___ members when I came. Now we have ____ members." An emphasis on sound doctrine is lacking - too embarrassing.
    3. The websty avoids the name Lutheran at all costs. The next step is avoiding the name church, which The CORE has already achieved. Check out the Chicanery carcinomas: CrossWalk, CrossRoads, Christ the Rock, etc. It is possible, not not easy, to find out the synod affiliation.
    4. The Sacraments are "downplayed" to the point of disappearing from regular worship entertainment times.
    5. Slogans quoted are from Enthusiasts, who have so much more wisdom than fuddie-duddies like Luther, Chemnitz, and Melanchthon. It's easier to spell Warren than Melanchthon, so that is a bonus for any Mequon graduate.
    6. Time of Generic Grace is featured.

    --- Anonymous has left a new comment on your post " Shrinkers turned doctrinal discernment into "sl...": Good morning Pastor GJ! Yes, the words "Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Church" are listed once on the Core's webstry. It is not even on the home page, you have to click on the categories and scroll down a few times. Are Ski and others ashamed of being Lutheran? Oh yes, I remember now. Jeske said, "Change or die." He went on to make fun of those churches "out-in-the-sticks." I did not laugh at his funny remarks concerning close communion. Jeske's unionism is blatantly public; therefore, my input is not needed. Hey, I like my fuddy-duddy church with its Folgers Coffee instead of lattes. In our new visitors folder it says that church is not a movie theater. Considering the Core, do you think they list that one in there visitor information? You have to admit, that's pretty funny just thinking about it. Can you down play the sacraments? With the "felt needs approach" one has to be hospitable to the guest. Give them a choice, for example, "Would you prefer the body or the blood?" (Yes, that's morbid,remember, the Roman Catholics used to be given only the bread.) There are churches near my home[not Lutheran]that do not offer communion. Disclaimer: Time of Grace is not featured on my church's web. In Christ, from WELS church lady


    --- GJ - How about "Hello, I'm Pastor Bob. We have an exciting hour for you today"? He is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt. That happens all the time.

  • Tuesday, December 8, 2009

    Emerging Church People Are Self- Parodies








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    Forward in Chicanery Magazine






     

    WELS' Forward in Chicanery (FIC) is the official magazine of the Shrinkers. I was listing all the Shrinkers in each magazine. Now the online version is either crippled up or not posted.

    November and December are barely up.

    Here is an idea, after the FIC staff is fired:
    1. Create a PDF for each month and send it to everyone.
    2. Print a few hundred copies for libraries.
    3. Or publish via Lulu.com, so people who wanted it could download it. That would save a lot of time and money in managing email lists - a thankless job.
    4. Hire one or two Lutherans to write something in harmony with the Scriptures and the Confessions.

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    Luther - A New Song Shall Now Be Begun





    Lutheran84
    November 19, 2008

    From Martin Luther: Hymns, Ballads, Chants, Truth page 8-13: "On July 1, 1523, the infant Reformation saw executed in the Brussels market place Heinrich Voes and Johann Esch, two Belgian Augustinia...

    From Martin Luther: Hymns, Ballads, Chants, Truth page 8-13:

    "On July 1, 1523, the infant Reformation saw executed in the Brussels market place Heinrich Voes and Johann Esch, two Belgian Augustinian monks and followers of Luther. Since wandering minstrels and their ballads served as the mass media of the day, Luther wrote this first hymn of the Reformation as a ballad recounting the martyrdom of these witnesses. First appearing in 1523 in broadsheet for, it, along with Luther's tune, was published in Johann Walter's 1524 Wittenberg hymnal.

    Tr. F. Samuel Janzow, 1913 2001
    Setting by Carl Schalk
    Publisher Concordia Publishing House (1982)

    http://www.youtube.com/user/Lutheran84

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    LYRICS for A NEW SONG SHALL NOW BE BEGUN
    Kelmed from this blog
    By Martin Luther

    1. A new song now shall be begun,
    Lord, help us raise the banner
    Of praise for all that God has done,
    For which we give Him honor.
    At Brussels in the Netherlands
    God proved himself most truthful
    And poured his gifts from open hands
    On two lads, martyrs youthful
    Through who He showed His power.

    2. One was named John, a name to show
    He stood in God’s high favor.
    His brother Henry, well we know,
    Was salt of truest savor.
    This world they now have left behind
    And wear bright crowns of glory.
    These sons of God had fixed the mind
    Upon the Gospel story,
    For which they died as martyrs.

    3. From where the Foe in ambush lay,
    He sent to have them taken
    To force them God’s Word to betray
    And make their faith be shaken.
    Louvain sent clever men, who came
    In twisting nets to break them.
    Hard played they at their crooked game,
    But from faith could not shake them.
    God make their tricks look foolish.

    4. Oh, they sang sweet, and they sang sour,
    They tried all their devices.
    The youths stood firmly like a tow’r
    And overcame each crisis.
    In filled the Foe with raging hate
    To know himself defeated
    By these two lads, and he so great.
    His rage flared high, and heated
    His plan to see them burning.

    5. Their cloister-garments off they tore,
    Took off their consecrations;
    All this the youths were ready for,
    They said Amen with patience.
    They gave to God the Father thanks
    That He would them deliver
    From Satan’s scoffing and the pranks
    That make men quake and shiver
    When he comes masked and raging.

    6. The God they worshipped granted them
    A priesthood in Christ’s order.
    They offered up themselves to Him
    And crossed His kingdom’s border
    By dying to the world outright,
    With ev’ry falsehood breaking.
    They came to heaven pure and white;
    All monkery forsaking,
    They turned away from evil.

    7. A paper given them to sign -
    And carefully they read it -
    Spelled out their faith in ev’ry line
    As they confessed and said it.
    Their greatest fault was to be wise
    And say, “We trust God solely,
    For human wisdom is all lies,
    We should distrust it wholly.”
    This brought them to the burning.

    8. Then two great fires were set alight,
    While men amazed did ponder
    The sight of youths who showed no fright;
    Their calm filled men with wonder.
    They stepped into the flames with song.
    God’s grace and glory praising.
    The logic choppers puzzled long
    But found these new thing dazing
    Which God was here displaying.

    9. They now regret their deed of shame,
    Would like to slough it over;
    They dare not glory in their blame,
    But put it under cover.
    They feel their gnawing infamy,
    Their friends hear them deplore it.
    God’s spirit cannot silent be,
    But on Cain’s guilty forehead
    He marks the blood of Abel.

    10. The ashes of the lads remain
    And scatter to all places.
    They rise from roadway, street, and lane
    To mark the guilty faces.
    The Foe had used a bloody hand
    To keep these voices quiet,
    But they resist in ev’ry land
    The Foe’s rage and defy it.
    The ashes go on singing.

    11. And yet men still keep up their lies
    To justify the killing;
    The Foe with falsehood ever tries
    To give the guilt clean billing.
    Since these young martyrs’ holy death
    Men still continue trying
    To say, the youths with their last breath
    Renounced their faith when dying
    And finally recanted.

    12. Let men heap falsehoods all around,
    Their sure defeat is spawning.
    We thank our God the Word is found,
    We stand it its bright dawning.
    Our summer now is at the door,
    The winter’s frost has ended,
    Soft buds the flowers more and more,
    By our dear Gard’ner tended
    Until He reaps His harvest.




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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Luther - A New Song Shall Now Be Begun":

    The traditions that the Crusaders hold near and dear, namely the hymns were actually contemporary once upon a time. Bach, oh yeah, was top 40 bach in the day...:)

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    GJ - The question is whether a hymn is good, not whether it is old. There are many bad, old hymns. The comment above shows an impressive lack of knowledge about how hymns are judged.

    WELS Pastor Mark Walters Threatens To Shut Down Ichabod

    WELS Pastor Mark Walters, from Abiding Word, Ottawa, Canada:

    Greg:

    Thanks for the stimulating conversation.  Would you be willing to help promote confessional Lutheranism in Ottawa by posting our website on your blog…I hope you have some nice cartoons for me.

    I also pray that you discover grace…not intellectually but that it melts your heart to breathe the love of the Gospel of Christ,

    Thanks,

    Mark


    [December 8, 2009]



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    GJ - The following is an email from Pastor Mark Walters, pictured above. I phoned him in case the email was fraudulent. He called back a few days later and confirmed that he sent it, that he meant to shut down Ichabod. "I am going to contact some people in the States and see what can be done. You are harming the Kingdom."

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    Subject: Let me know one thing (December 2, 2009)

    pastor.abidingword@rogers.com

    Greg Jackson:



    My name is Mark Walters. I think I went to school with your son, Marty.



    I am a pastor in the WELS and serving at Abiding Word Lutheran Church in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada



    I am a VERY supportive brother of Jeff Gunn, Ski, Tim Glende, and many others that you seem to enjoy trashing.



    How do I get my picture on your website so that I can join your toxic hall of fame?????????



    I’m very sad that you spend your time putting up such a legalistic, judgemental (sic) website, without knowing the true facts about things.



    I will do everything in my power to shut you down because you are destructive to the kingdom.



    Please contact me soon.



    613-824-2524



    Mark Walters

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    GJ - Walters had no problem with his friend Ski going to Groeschel, Stanley, Beeson, etc for training. "Name one false doctrine from Groeschel," he demanded. I said, "Everything."

    He tried the "spoiling the Egyptians" argument on me, not using those words but the concept. He claimed - Christians need other Christians and they can use their discernment, which he found somewhere in Paul. He did not seem to connect with Matthew 7, 1 Timothy 4, or 2 Timothy 4.

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    -----Original Message-----
    From: Gregory L. Jackson
    Sent: Tuesday, December 08, 2009 11:33 AM
    To: pastor.abidingword@rogers.com
    Subject: Your wish has been granted



    Were you at the latest Church and Change conference? Or previous ones?



    This is my regular email account.



    In Christ,



    Greg Jackson, PhD

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    Not at the last one…at previous ones.

    Thanks,

    Mark

    "God: Never Get Too Big For Him." Ben Carson

    Pastor Mark Walters

    1575 Belcourt Blvd.

    Orleans, ON K1C 1M3



    Phone: 613-824-2524

    Fax: 613-824-2905

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    Michael Schottey has left a new comment on your post "WELS Pastor Mark Walters Threatens To Shut Down Ic...":

    "Supporting brother of Jeff Gunn, Ski....etc"

    That means he went to school with the whole group.

    Mark Walters--WLS Class of '97
    James "Ski" Skorzewski--Class of '98
    Tim Glende--Class of '98

    Its hard to disagree with someone when you sat next to them in class or drove them back from the bar late one night. At least, its hard when you don't have a backbone.

    The reverse Ad Hominem support system of classmates is a ridiculous system. The guy is good...so he must be doing things the right way. Then you base all arguments on the guy's sterling character.

    "Supportive Brother" just means these men were in COS together.

    Rev. Mark Bitter on "Spoiling the Egyptians:" "While the Lord was telling Moses exactly how he wanted to be worshiped, the Israelites were worshiping like the Egyptians did."

    He then went on a 10 minute binge against churches who want to use praise songs instead of psalms.

    It was easy to see the classmates who were grinning and those squirming in their seats.

    This was all at Evangelism Day...somewhere down the hall "Ski" was torturing minds. I skipped Kelm's key note for my own sanity.

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "WELS Pastor Mark Walters Threatens To Shut Down Ic...":

    Congratulations!
    It's just noon and you took out 2 minor trolls and now they send in the "Creeker Errand Boy" from Ontario.
    Pretty good and it's just noon.

    More cow bell puhleez, Pastor Jackson

    I'm ROFL, keep slingin that sword
    Blogging and Scholarship what a combo, only a REAL Lutheran could pull that off!

    --The LCMS Church Lady

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    mjleyrer has left a new comment on your post "WELS Pastor Mark Walters Threatens To Shut Down Ic...":

    Nothing like empty, unexecutable threats to get your morning going eh Jacko?

    If someone did shut you down I would be upset because if there's one thing that I care about as much as the church it Constitutional Liberties. This would definitely be an infringement of one.

    I don't even think he could file libel against you if he wanted to. Maybe he could.

    See Jacko, even the guys who don't agree with you want you stay up and running. Because if you went away, who would I have to argue with?

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    GJ - I was shocked, shocked to find out Rev. Mark was a regular at Church and Chicanery conferences. And he links to Time of Generic Grace.

    He confuses satire with slander. The funny Photoshops seem to rile him more than is healthy for someone so brittle and humorless. I tried to point out the long history of satirical cartoons, going back the the 19th century at least. But Mark is slow to listen, quick to talk, quick to anger.

    My suggestion is that he go to court in Ottawa and get an injunction banning anyone in Ontario from reading Ichabod. That would be fair, eh?

    Muslims in Canada went after Mark Steyn. Perhaps Mark is taking lessons.

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    Michael Schottey has left a new comment on your post "WELS Pastor Mark Walters Threatens To Shut Down Ic...":

    OF COURSE Rev. Mark is a regular at C&C events. If my church offered to pay my way to a drinking date with my buddies, I'd take the money too!

    I love when he asked about Groeschel...that quote needs to be sent, verbatim to every and all of his superiors from the Mission counselors to President Schroeder.

    If this man can't test the spirits of a yahoo like Groeschel, I can't believe he is a fit expositor of God's word.

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    Michael Schottey has left a new comment on your post "WELS Pastor Mark Walters Threatens To Shut Down Ic...":

    Leyrer,

    Speaking of logical fallacies...I didn't say he would be a bad preacher because he is trying to "shut down Ichabod."

    I said I couldn't imagine a fit expositor of God's word who can't find fault with Craig Groeschel's filth pile that is LifeChurch.tv

    If someone wasn't paying attention in class while Professors Fredrich and Schmidt were talking about the dangers of false teachers, how much else did they miss?

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    rwiedenhoeft@wisc.edu

    Pastor Jackons (sic),


    What are your shortcomings?


    Chairman Bob

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    GJ - I can spell. I can tell you are probably from UW Madison, perhaps a victim of Willow Creek Chapel.

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    I. J. Reilly has left a new comment on your post "WELS Pastor Mark Walters Threatens To Shut Down Ic...":

    Brett--

    I don't think your comments would convince Anders. I went to the web page he advertised on this blog and it is apparently the work of a group who believe that the real teachings of Jesus were corrupted by the church and "The Apostate Paul." (Wow, someone besides GJ knows how to compose insulting nicknames that reduces an opponent to a stereotype.) I don't think he'd find much creedence (sic) in your quotes from Romans, Titus, Galatians, and Ephesians. Noble effort, though.

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    GJ - How delicious it must be, to post anonymous, gratuitous comments and be able to brag to fellow sots, "Look at what I published!" With enough comments posted, a semblance of proper spelling may emerge. No, wait, it hasn't so far.


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    JR has left a new comment on your post "WELS Pastor Mark Walters Threatens To Shut Down Ic...":

    Wow, I'm on holiday for a few days, and look what happens when I return! Trolls abound, Jews enter the fray, and Canadian pastors threaten to turn out the lights. Ichabod is the place to be!

    Mr. Leyrer, I gotta give it up to you. You took a beating, but you hung in there. Great last comment, by the way. Those were my sentiments exactly! +1 for you.

    Mr. Schottey, how has your outspokenness affected your standing in WELS? I'd love to "come out," but I am wary of the backlash. I'm interested in hearing what has happened to you.

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    GJ - Total freedom of expression in WELS: real diversity. Not to worry.

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "WELS Pastor Mark Walters Threatens To Shut Down Ic...":

    GJ, all theological arguments aside, "judgmental" is in fact the proper Canadian spelling of the word. To poke fun at a pastor in Canada for using correct Canadian spelling is either intentional mean-spiritedness I'll wow the Americans who are ignorant of Canadian spelling rules) or just ignorance of Canadian spelling on your part. If one posts from the US on a British website, one is not expected to use the affectation of British spelling.

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    GJ - I love the patronizing tone of these anonymous comments. Notice how one little (sic) can rustle their chicken feathers. That little Latin word means "thus" - not "this person is an idiot." Mark is not Johnny Canuck. is he? He had the benefit of 8 years of WELS higher education, in America. I am not sure if he is returning to the Motherland or just spending a few years in exile for threatening someone else. They have some good anger management classes in Ottawa, eh?

    Here's a a conveniently located one for Mark -
    Anger & Emotions Management Institute,
    421 Gilmour Street, Ottawa, ON K2P 0R5, Canada
    (613) 231-2051‎.

    My wife and I earned degrees in Canada, so we spent a few enjoyable years there. The Canadians are great people. We have many relatives there, so we know how to say Chooseday, ask for serviettes (not napkins), and smile when offered biscuits (cookies). We learned to plug our lamps into the hydro when we sat on our chesterfield. We know about British/Canadian spelling, favouring the extra vowel, in Saviour or aluminium. Spelling is our speciality.

    I relish the moments when some humorless Chicanery starts lecturing in stealth mode.



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    Ichabod Helps The CORE Poach






     
    Groeschel: "Who cut off my left hand?"


    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Church Growth Go Zunder":

    St. Matthew's has had a handful of members leaving the church partly due to issues with the school been split to two campuses and how the situation was handled and then eventually closing their school completly. Almost all the churches w/ schools in the area have had a family from St. Matthew transfer there because of that reason.

    The CORE also had a few members transfer from Word of Life which also dispersed its members to many churches due to the fact it closed.

    Poaching implys (sic) some kind of deceitful activity to obtain members. The CORE isn't standing in some other church's parking lot handing out flyers. However, the member transfers have been people who attended The CORE and decided to make them their home church. After reading some of this blog, I'm sure a few people have attended The CORE just to see what is going on over there. Is GJ a poacher for The CORE? He is no more guilty of being a poacher by blogging all the negative comments along with the exaggerations that lead to curiosity to find out the TRUTH than the poached that attended out of curiosity.

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    GJ - The original anonymous claim was the Ski announced from Day One that he would never take members from a WELS church. Yet he only offered services when active WELS members could attend his movie theater with popcorn entertainment.


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    JR has left a new comment on your post "Ichabod Helps The CORE Poach":

    One thing I still don't understand is why the CORE had to set up shop in Appleton. If Ski's methods are so wonderful, and he wants to reach people by doing everything short of sinning, then why put this church in the synod's backyard?

    If numbers are all that matter, wouldn't it have been better to set up the CORE somewhere with little to no Christians? Wouldn't it have been better to put this church somewhere that WELS wasn't already established?

    The inconsistencies in the philosophy of these guys and the application of said philosophy are too numerous to mention.

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    GJ - I will try to explain it in a few paragraphs. JR, you are asking pertinent questions. That makes you impertinent in the eyes of the Shrinkers.

    First of all, everything they do and say is a lie. They know it, and they enjoy deceiving people. They are not Lutheran, and they know it, but they fasten their belts around their ears and say, "You are hitting below the belt. Foul!" whenever someone asks about their doctrine and practice.

    My intuition tells me they knew they were doomed long before Mark Schroeder was elected. They knew someone would force open the books and find out what an appalling mess they made out of the Schwan gifts. I wonder if Gurgle went overseas so he could bury the real books under a Yumyum tree.

    The CORE was started as the escape vehicle for the WELS Church and Change fans in A-Town. If everything went badly, they could have a legal entity from which to start over without all the pain of meetings, corporate papers, etc. The Seminex gang did that, creating a foundation called FLUTE to be their vehicle, although that particular vehicle did not lure enough rats out of Missouri.

    Outreach? There is a WELS church a block away doing real outreach. The CORE filled their movie theater (only at night) with WELS members. I don't have the latest figures but the first reports made Bernie Madoff seem frugal and selfless. Ski, Glende, Bishop Katie and other WELS workers take off to Schwaermer training conferences more often than Hollywood stars enter rehab. They are addicted to the buzz of the hive.

    Mark and Avoid Jeske wants his own little denomination, or perhaps a core group to take with him wherever he goes. Katie and Ski are Jeske products, loyal as Shelties. Church and Change is a Jeske operation, based on board members alone, although some hit their cloaking device for effect, magically disappearing (Becker and Ski). Watch Jeske and everything will make sense. He is featured on the LCMS websty. That is a pretty big hint. Jeske's classmates have gone over to Missouri and they are also CG. One is a Missouri DP, etc.

    Another interesting approach would be to follow the money. How much did Ski sell his home for in Milwaukee? Did it sell at market or way above? Who bought it? And who sold him a home in A-Town? Where is all this loot coming from, to fund The CORE - certainly not from 9 new members in about a year. They couldn't afford to pay the lease and utilities.

    People respond most to the money issues, but the real issue is doctrine. These people, pastors and laity alike, have been pried loose from Biblical doctrine. Their only comfort is a brotherhood of deception, laziness, and fraud. I would love to know who started it. Ron Roth was a founder, but who else was involved? That would be good for a real dissertation, not a DMin by Steve Witte, although that has some gems in it.




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    Just Five Minutes with Luther? - That Would Be a Good Start



    FIVE MINUTES A DAY WITH LUTHER

    ** Now available in book form: http://lcmssermons.com/about5mins.php **


    December 8

    Psalm 119:101-102   I have restrained my feet from every evilway, That I may keep Thy word.  I have not turned aside from Thine ordinances, For Thou Thyself hast taught me.

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    When Bullinger once remarked to Luther that those who attributed too much to the literal Word sinned against God and His almighty power as the Jews did in naming the ark God, Luther corrected himin the following manner:

    You err in that you cut asunder and separate the Word and the Spirit; you separate those that preach and teach the Word from God who works the same; you also separate the ministers who baptize from God who commands it; and you think that the Holy Ghost, is given and works without the Word, which Word, you say,is an external sign and mark that finds the Spirit of which the heart is already in possession.  According to your false opinion, if the Word does not find the Spirit, but is heard byan ungodly person, then it is not God's Word, and thus you define the Word not according to God who speaks it, but according to how people entertain and receive it.  You will only grant that such is God's Word which purifies and brings peace and life; but when it does not work in the ungodly, then it is not God's Word.  You will not yield that God's Word is the
    instrument through which the Holy Ghost works and accomplishes His work and prepares a beginning to righteousness or justification.  But I say, teach, and acknowledge that the Word,
    whether it produces fruit or not, is, nevertheless, God's strength, which saves all that believe. 

    It (the Word) is the power of God to save
    From sin and Satan and the grave;
    It works the faith which firmly clings
    To all the treasures which it brings.

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    Cuda.
    aka Pastor Robin Fish
    It isn't whether we win or lose, it is "Do we stand faithfully?"


    These daily readings are now available in book form;read about it at http://lcmssermons.com/about5mins.php.

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    GJ - The post above is the essence of Biblical theology, Luther's theology, and the Book of Concord. No one can embrace Enthusiasm (UOJ, Receptionism, Church Growth) and be faithful to the Word of God, which carries Christ the way a cradle carries a baby. Sever the Holy Spirit/Word/Sacrament connection and the cradle is demolished.

    What Would Jesus Do? He would not abandon the divinely inspired Word for the so-called wisdom of man.

    How Did the Turtle Get on the Fencepost?




    Watch for the Quaker Foster on Lutheran CG blogs.


    LOL you must have hit a nerve, you're attracting "flame thrower trolls", now.

    Have a look at this, Willow Creeker denounces Willow Creek for serving up Mystic[ism] Pizza. [from Richard Foster]

    http://www.mfairladyblogspot.com/2008/06/protestant-no-more-willow-creek.html

    LCMS Pastor doing the same thing:

    http://markschulz.typepad.com/just_mark/2009/10/three-great-books-on-spiritual-disciplines.html [Loves Richard Foster]

    Mark Schulz is the "Golden Boy" of the LCMS NID, so much for church purity.

    Lone Survivor - Our Heroic SEALs






    Marcus Luttrell, Navy Cross

    Lone Survivor is Marcus Luttrell's account of a battle in Northern Afghanistan, where the members of his Navy SEAL team were killed in a ferocious battle, and he was stalked for days by the Taliban, who hoped to capture and kill him.


    George W. Bush pinned the Navy Cross on Luttrell.

    Universal bought the movie rights.
    A brief, though not entirely accurate account of the battle, can be found here. That blog page also has many photos and videos on it.

    I have a signed copy of Lone Survivor, on loan from LI.  Another SEAL said to LI, "You met Luttrell!"


    I have been a fanatical reader of military history for many years. The Midland Library had a fantastic collection. I created my own over a period of time, specializing in battleships. I have sold, swapped, or given away boxes of military books. We raised our son on military history, too, buying those huge books on armor, carriers, jets, missiles, and artillery, a good investment.

    I have read many accounts of SEAL training and their exploits. I know two SEALs. One told me in class introductions that he was in the Navy. I asked him the ship name and followed by asking what he did. He named the ship and said, "Sharpshooter." I asked the family expert, "How can he be a sharpshooter on a ship?" The response was, "Ask him about BUD/S."

    I did, and he confirmed he was a SEAL. That is how modest they are about their past. The other SEAL did the same thing to me, identifying a ship and clamming up. I got more information out of Opus Dei. That is just one characteristic of SEALS and military heroes in general. Another student, very small in stature, told me very little about himself, but later said he did the first military parachute drop into enemy territory since WWII. I had the honor of teaching many military men and women in Yuma (and still do in Arkansas and online). In Yuma I had so many Marines that I would say "Listen up, maggots!" because they were used to verbal abuse and liked it.

    Mrs. Ichabod and I met an Army Ranger at the hotel in Yuma, so I told the Marines this story, "I met a Ranger and said the Marines could take him on in a bar fight any time he selected." They said, "That's great, and you will be there to help us."

    Two things make Lone Survivor special. I hope it wins many different book awards. One is the co-writer Patrick Robinson, who is one of the best military writers of this age. Every week for a long time I looked for Robinson's latest book to appear at Barnes and Noble. When I saw him listed as the co-writer, I knew this would be a fine book. There are writers and fighters, but precious few writer-fighters.

    The second great quality of Lone Survivor is the voice of Marcus Luttrell. Only a gifted writer could cooperate and let the author's true voice come through. LI said the book sounds just like Luttrell, who spoke at a meeting in Bentonville, Arkansas. In NWA, everyone stops by, including Al Gore (sigh).

    I have read many accounts of SEAL training, but this is the best one of all. I knew the basics from other books, but this description alone was worth publishing by itself. I also appreciated Luttrell's personal history (Texas) and the support his town gave his grieving parents, when he went missing.

    No one can do justice to Luttrell's account of the firefight with the Taliban. Luttrell is a Christian and often gives credit to God for watching over him and his rifle during the battle and the amazing aftermath. He was stalked and should have died, but he continued to evade and escape, until he literally fell into the hands of friendly villagers, who would not give him up to the Taliban. The Taliban did arrive and torture him, but they were kept from capturing and killing him. The entire village risked their lives for this stranger.

    One interesting anecdote is the drop of supplies by America, so Luttrell could communicate back to them. He was MIA but not presumed dead. The Taliban captured a cell phone and tried to use it. The military knew the wrong person had it, and used the signal to drop some explosives, lots of them.

    Once Luttrell was found by American forces, he provided spotting for aircraft as the Taliban descended upon the surrounded forces. Needless to say, the entire Taliban force was obliterated.

    I hope this review is one small contribution in making Lone Survivor a best-seller and military classic.


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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Lone Survivor - Our Heroic SEALs":

    If you like military history, then I'm sure you're familiar with Victor Davis Hanson. His book on the Peloponnesian War, "A War Like No Other" is just brilliant.

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    GJ - Someone has improved upon Thucydides account? I will look for the Hanson book. The original, still in print, still makes my hands clammy when I read it. I say to myself, "Calm down. It's over man." I agree with those who say Thucydides is the greatest historian of all time. The greatest in the English language is Gibbon.


    More Satisfied Readers




    Two students decided to tell me off. One is from Martin Luther College. The other is a member at Willow Creek Chapel in Madison, Wisconsin.

    There must be a rotation set up, because the new comments started when the guy in Garland, Texas went silent.

    Here is one:

    TShinnick has left a new comment on your post "Church Growth Go Zunder":


    So, St. Matthew's worship attendance is down three years in a row, and one family transfers to The Core and they're actively poaching members? Perhaps there are just some people at St. Matthew's that don't like some things about the church. I definitely know of more than one family that has transferred from St. Matthew's to another WELS congregation in the city. Does that mean that those congregations are actively poaching members? Of course not. It means that those people desire the truth of the Word of God without the aspects of St. Matthew's that they don't like. This sounds exactly like the mission of the Core...to provide people with the truth of God's Word without the barriers that might get in the way.

    Beware, Zinders has a blog. But at least now he has some readers.

    At Willow Creek Chapel, Madison, Wisconsin, this prophet unburdens himself:

    Pastor Jackson,

    I think it's time somebody judged you for a change, specifically in the context of pastoral qualities and attitudes. For one thing, you're arrogant, which I don't think should be a quality in any pastor. For another, your actions (at least as shown by the blog "Ichabod...") don't model those of Christ.

    You mention in your biography how the rudeness of the seminary appalled you. Do you realize how rude you are sometimes? I think there's a Bible passage that goes along the lines of "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?" I realize none of us are perfect. I myself am certainly a terrible sinner, but I think before we go around judging others, we need to evaluate our own lives and what we're doing wrong. (Matthew 7:1 - Do not judge, or you too will be judged.) Maybe this is the sin that plagues you the most, but I encourage you to tone it down a bit.

    Although it's cliche, remember "What would Jesus do?" Would he really waste his time writing a blog like this, or would he lovingly (and personally) correct those who were wrong and then continue to spread the Gospel?

    I encourage you to re-read Romans 12: 17-21 and 1 Peter 3:9.

    Fellow Follower in Christ,
    Matthew Zimdars

    I am glad Zimdars brought up What Would Jesus Do? That particular movement is associated with the novel, In His Steps, one of the best-selling novels of all time. The movement and the novel are the essence of Pietism.

    I have never puzzled over whether Jesus would blog. As Luther wrote, He always used the Word. I dedicated the Bethany blog to sermons and quotations, and I see that those readers include people from all over the world, especially the Third World.

    Ichabod is polemical and the purpose is clearly defined, yet people with problems in reading comprehension denounce me for explain how and why the glory has departed.

    Zimdars needs to read the Scriptures with discernment. Jesus denounced false teachers as wolves in sheep's clothing. No less an authority than Steve Kurtzahn called your retired seminary president, Valleskey, the same thing.

    Jesus' broadside against the Pharisees is recorded in Matthew. Someone with the same name should be more familiar with the contents of St. Matthew's Gospel.

    The Enthusiasts want to be known as Bible Christians, but they delete large portions of the Scripture, such as calling false doctrine "cancer." Oooh, that's harsh. Paul told the law-mongers invading Galatia that they should keep on cutting, if they are so keen on circumcision. Gross and unloving? - probably, in the eyes of Matthew the Younger.

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    And that Fox, Weathervane, or Wolf (Luther to George Major):

    Fox Mulder has left a new comment on your post "More Satisfied Readers":

    Pastor,

    Here you beat around the bush and don't address his topic of your rudeness which you don't seem to think a problem. There is a difference between being stark, bold, and upright about the sins of others (if they are sins) and degrading people to nothing more than faces you can put in an "Icha-cat" picture. Especially rude is that you don't know most of these men. You may have met them, you may have corresponded, but these is no relationship there. If one existed then you would feel much worse about these such men, who love the Lord and people. You may argue that because they distort scripture they have no love for God, but they don't see it that way. Also, in your response to Matthew's comment you bring up a certain book which isn't good, but Matthew never asserted that he had read the book or even known about it. Please recognize the difference between frankness and rudeness and treat people with gentleness and respect.

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    GJ - They say that dodging a bullet and living is quite a thrill, but can it compare to getting a string of anonymous nasty comments from someone promoting love? I wonder who else gets poison pen letters from Fox.

    Clearly he identifies with the slain martyrs of Church and Chicanery. They seem to retain 100% employment, because the confessionals are not as ruthless as they are.

    Someone wrote about Pope John the Malefactor extending the Left Foot of Fellowship to Rolf (not Rolph or Rolp) Preus, but His Holiness did that to several pastors and got himself banned from a number of ELS congregations.

    No one has ever reached the nastiness, vengeance, and slander levels of WELS/ELS Chicaneries. I count Pope John as a holdover from the Wayne Mueller WELS presidency. (He still thought he was prez when Schroeder was elected.) The Chicaneries are incredibly foul and dishonest while yelping whenever someone gets close to the truth of their actions and words.

    The Chicaneries have deprived many pastors of their livelihoods, simply because those pastors were faithful to the Word and the Confessions. The Chicaneries have done their deeds in the worst possible way: slanderously, sneakily, self-righteously.

    Meanwhile, false teachers and adulterers (often the same, since they adulterate the Word and their marriages) are protected, defended, promoted, idolized, and held up as examples for others.

    One WELS pastor asked some pointed questions, confronting Valleskey about CG deceit. Soon after, Valleskey threatened him. After that, the man was without a call, and he was not someone who could drop into any secular job. The Shrinkers do not want to remove someone permanently. They want to break him emotionally and financially, reduce him to crawling back, and hold him up as an example to those who might dissent from the Schwaermer line.

    I do not apologize for knowing too much about how these thugs work. I have experienced and watched them in action. They are sniveling cowards who work in packs, anonymously, because not one can admit to what he really believes or disbelieves. They prance around direct questions so adroitly that they must take to heart this verse, "A soft dancer turneth away wrath."


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    rlschultz has left a new comment on your post "More Satisfied Readers":

    Pastor Jackson,
    It sounds to me like they are tag-teaming you. Don't they know the rules? Two guys on each side, only one wrestler from each side in the ring. I think that Luther once said something like - "I thank God for my adversaries". He sharpened his knives on them.

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    GJ - Mr. Schultz, I am happy to expose the tactics of the Chicaneries for everyone to see. They are rude, crude, and immune to the rules of logic, grammar, and spelling. Almost every day I get comments with various crude insults - four letter words, body parts. One was so bad I sent it to only one person, so he could see how frightened the Chicaneries are.

    My intuition is this - the older Chicaneries are having the young guys do their dirty work for them, manipulating them. "Oh, I wish I could say something to that blogger, but it's too risky right now." So the hotshot tries to make his bones so he can be included in the Mafia called Church and Change.

    I heard the Chicaneries were forced to tell SP Schroeder everything they were doing, and they were not happy about it. The leaders can easily be determined from the Listserve comments and the conference attendance.


    Monday, December 7, 2009

    Limber Up Those Smile Muscles for the UOJ Stormtroopers





    Giving Up in WELS




    Congregation Mission Offerings
    Our congregations have been expressing their thanks to God through their gifts of love and faith in support of the mission of the synod to proclaim the gospel to more and more people. Congregation Mission Offerings for November were 26% higher than November offerings the previous year. Even in a time when the economic climate is still filled with uncertainty, when many of our members are experiencing unemployment, and when congregations are facing their own financial struggles, Congregation Mission Offerings received through November are at 99% of year-to-date commitments made last January. We thank God for moving his people to express their thanks to him in this way. We thank congregational leaders for keeping the synod's work before our people. And we thank you for your faithful support of our mission to proclaim God's grace in Jesus.

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    Michael Schottey has left a new comment on your post "Giving Up in WELS":

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    Sprung From ELCA





    Many secular organizations have come from congregational involvement in various issues.

    This is expanding as semi-demi-quasi-church organizations like Bethel New Life in Chicago claim corporate, governmental, and church funds.

    The original Inner Missions of the Lutheran Church sought to combine ministry with providing for various needs (nursing homes, orphanages, soldiers' and sailors' missions, hospitals). The political activists moved in and Lutheran Social Services became one of these Non-Governmental Organizations where vast amounts of money was gathered because the government matched church funds.

    Lutheran Social Services has been known for working with Missouri and ELCA at the same time. There were efforts to un-splice this relationship, but I doubt whether that lasted.

    Long ago, Lutheran Social Services provided abortion counseling (not pro-life) and adoption services for people who vacation at Fire Island Pines.

    ELCA Congregations Begin To Boycott ELCA Benevolence: Stories Ripped from the Pages of the ELCA Archives




    What took so long?
    Non-WELS readers know it should read "You're fired."

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    CHICAGO (ELCA) -- The Church Council of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) acted Nov. 15 to reduce the 2010 churchwide current fund spending authorization by nearly $7.7 million, 10 percent less than the budget authorized by the 2009 Churchwide Assembly. The council's action eliminated 40.75 full-time equivalent positions, of which six were vacant.
    The Church Council is the ELCA's board of directors and serves as the legislative authority of the church between churchwide assemblies. It met here Nov. 13-15.
    The action reduced the current fund spending authorization for 2010 to $69,022,800. The 2009 assembly authorized $18.7 million in World Hunger spending for 2010, which was unchanged.
    Nearly all churchwide units were affected by staff reductions or reassignments of staff, said the Rev. M. Wyvetta Bullock, ELCA executive for administration, in a report to the council. She said 23 executive staff positions and 18 support staff positions were eliminated. To respect their privacy, the names of people affected by the reductions will not be made public by the churchwide organization, Bullock said.

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    Party in the ELCA

    CHICAGO (ELCA) -- The Church Council of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) adopted a revision to the reinstatement process for former clergy and other professional leaders who were removed from the church's official rosters for disciplinary reasons or resigned in lieu of discipline -- solely because they were in a lifelong, monogamous, same-gender relationship.
    The change, adopted Nov. 15, applies to former ELCA associates in ministry, deaconesses, diaconal ministers and ordained ministers.

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    In Fargo, N.D., the Rev. Ronald Bock, senior pastor of St. John Lutheran Church, and Dr. Joel Kangas, a local dentist and member, gave interviews to a television news crew about their congregation. They wanted people in the Fargo-Moorhead area to know their congregation is open to everyone. They wanted to say that St. John "seeks to encourage, reflect and grow community in Christ" -- as its mission statement says.

    They also wanted residents to know there's another side to the news reports they've been reading and hearing about in Fargo in the past month. At least three other large ELCA congregations in town have declared they will redirect mission support funds away from the ELCA: Hope Lutheran Church, First Lutheran Church and Pontoppidan Lutheran Church.

    But don't count St. John among them. The congregation intends to increase its giving to the ELCA.

    Why? Because members have always had a "high view" of mission support, Bock said in an interview. And it was painful when the congregation had to reduce its giving a few years ago to meet mortgage costs, he said. Since then, they've been working their way back up.
    For 2010 Bock said St. John's budget proposal will likely be about $510,000. Overall benevolence, which includes mission support, could be set at $48,000. If so, that would represent an increase of $13,000 over 2009.

    That doesn't mean that all of the congregation's 1,100 baptized members agree with the assembly's decisions, Bock said. Members have many opinions. But what binds them together is not whether they always agree -- it is that have been called by Christ in baptism to be together, Bock said.
    "We're hanging together. That's what the church ought to be about," he said.

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    CHICAGO (ELCA) -- Two former presiding bishops of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) have appealed to members to pray for unity of the church and its mission, and to contribute financial gifts to support the ELCA.
    "Our troubled world needs the Good News of the Gospel and all that flows from it," wrote the Rev. Herbert W. Chilstrom and the Rev. H. George Anderson, in a Dec. 3 e-mail message. "Our differences must not divide us at a time like this. We are absolutely certain that we can continue to live together and serve as one family in the ELCA."

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    Missed Opportunities To Stop the CG Juggernaut




    The Sausage Factory turns out Enthusiasts because the professors love the Enthusiasts painstakingly etched into this graphic.


    The Word and the Confessions can rescue Lutherans from the Slough of Despond, but nothing else will.

    Below are some missed opportunities in WELS, when hordes of pastors and laity should have rioted, waving pitchforks and torches:
    1. Ron Roth and others began their TELL newsletter in 1977, to promote CG.
    2. David Valleskey was hired at the Sausage Factory.
    3. Paul Calvin Kelm went from editing TELL to heading Evangelism at the Love Shack.
    4. All the Mission Vision fiction.
    5. Every new hire at the Love Shack.
    6. Perish Services expanding under Wayne Mueller.
    7. Wayne Mueller denying in print that there was any CG in WELS, but also claiming the CG in WELS was confessional. GA grad? You betcha.
    8. Perish Assistants.
    9. Wayne Mueller voted out of the VP slot, the VP-elect getting the vapors, and Mueller voted back in. Groundhog Day.
    10. Lutheran Parish Resources starting in Columbus, thanks to DP Mueller and VP Kuske, with Stolzenburg and Zehms in charge.
    11. Pilgrim Community Church, Columbus, started by Kuske, Zehms, Stolzenburg.
    12. CrossRoads in South Lyons, also started by DP Mueller, with help from Rick Miller, Mark Freier, Kelly Voigt.
    13. CrossWalk in Phoenix, Jeff Gunn.
    14. Cross-Something in Chicago.
    15. Latte Lutheran, with Randy Hunter.
    16. Rock and Roll, with Doebler.
    17. African safaris and free vicars with Don Patterson.
    18. Taking Lutheran out of various names, such as the hymnal, the magazine, the emerging churches above, WELS Lutherans for Life.
    19. Time of Generic Grace, with Jeske.
    20. Charis, Church and Change.
    21. The CORE.
    22. Steve Witte on the Asian board.
    23. Jim Huenbner, First VP.
    --- mjleyrer has left a new comment on your post "Missed Opportunities To Stop the CG Juggernaut": I find it ironic that you refer to the WLS as "The Sausage Factory" because they all come out the same but you continue to gripe about the differences between WELS churches. Kinda contradictory don't ya think?

    *** GJ - I got the nickname from Jay Webber. He told me the ELS calls Mequon "The Sausage Factory" because they all come out the same. That GA-induced conformity has been useful in conforming everyone to Church Growth doctrine - false doctrine. Back in the old days, if they did not get enough from Valleskey, they got a dose a week after graduation, when a seminary was forced upon all graduates. If that was not enough torture, they will ordered back a year later for another dose - from Paul Calvin Kelm, Larry Oh!, and future first VP Huebner. So you missed the point, again.

    --- mjleyrer has left a new comment on your post "Missed Opportunities To Stop the CG Juggernaut": Okay... but the nickname is still totally off because I know plenty of WELS pastors who are anti Church Growth. I don't think Jay was in all seriousness when he said that. Maybe just a joke. *** GJ - I would like a list of the articles or papers they have published against Church Growth, starting with Jay's list.

    --- Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Missed Opportunities To Stop the CG Juggernaut": In the Peoples Bible Teachings, Church-Mission-Ministry, Prof. Armin Shuetze Has a few things to say concerning church growth: "By its emphasis on addressing the "felt needs" in a society, it shifts away from the inportance of proclaiming forgiveness in Christ by a proper use of law and gospel with ultimate goal of eternal life in heaven. "In the felt needs approach ... sanctification becomes the means to fulfill the prospect's need for acceptance, fulfillment, and a better life through the victory over sin." "God has not promised that everyone who hears the good news will come to faith. The church cannot expect more success than its Lord." "How do we measure succeess ? And growth? Even one sinner who repents and turns in aith to the Lord Jesus causes rejoicing in heaven." "In the 1950's a missionary in India for the Disciples of Christ, Donald McGavran, was troubled by the lack of numerical growth. His concerns began what has become known as the Church Growth Movement." There is much more I could quote. I recomend you read the book for yourself. Schuetze echoes the same thing that Pastor Jackson has been saying. The CG pastors could learn from this book. In Christ, from WELS church lady *** GJ - John D. Schuetze has published a Wisconsin Lutheran Quarterly article where he emphasizes the Means of Grace. I hope he has good connections, because a lot of WELSians are allergic to that message.

    --- mjleyrer has left a new comment on your post "Missed Opportunities To Stop the CG Juggernaut": First I would like to say that there are probably papers written against it and secondly, even if there WEREN'T papers that doesn't mean you can just write off every pastor in the synod. There are those in the WELS that are against C&G. It just isn't fair to put a giant black mark on the entire synod just because there's no one writing papers. I'm not trying to defend C&G, I dislike it as much as you do but I do have to defend a sister synod. Yeah papers are a good way to oppose something in your synod but there is leading by example. I think that's what most of them do. *** GJ - It is indeed comforting to know that there are "probably papers written against" Church Growth. If I wrote off every pastor in WELS or put a black mark on the entire synod, I would not bother posting. I spend little time on the LCMS and even less on the ELCA, because both are far gone. Perhaps someone could write a paper about the Appleton Dumbling gang. Or, they could lead by example and kick the Enthusiasts out.


    WELS Appleton (Fox Valley) Demonstrates Dangers of Unsafe Sects




    Shh. Nobody knows where we good our good stuff.





    Would you fly across the US to hear a guy in a Mickey Mouse shirt?
    If so, you belong in Church and Change.
    Ron Ash chairs C and C - Ski was on the board.
    Ski, Glende, and Bishop Katie went to Seattle for a "pastor conference" with...?

    Ski taking in members from another WELS CG church? That is just the beginning.

    The problem with aping the worst of the Reformed is this - Whatever WELS tries to do, the pure Enthusiasts have done better.

    All the work of Ron Roth, Paul Calvin Kelm, David Valleskey, Fuller Bivens, David Hartmann, James Hueber, Larry Oh! Olson, and the spineless DPs has gone toward training people to be Enthusiasts. Missouri, the ELS, and the CLC (sic) are doing the same thing.

    Once the Half-Way Enthusiasts find out where the good stuff is, they will bolt for greener pastures.

    In a decade, the Fox Valley WELS CG congregations will either be empty of members or in fellowship with Unitarian-Universalists. Sure, it may take a little longer than that, but it will happen.

    Anti-Confessionalism is inherently anti-Biblical.

    "The modern radical spirit which would sweep away the Formula of Concord as a Confession of the Church, will not, in the end, be curbed, until it has swept away the Augsburg Confession, and the ancient Confessions of the Church--yea, not until it has crossed the borders of Scripture itself, and swept out of the Word whatsoever is not in accord with its own critical mode of thinking. The far-sighted rationalist theologian and Dresden court preacher, Ammon, grasped the logic of a mere spirit of progress, when he said: 'Experience teaches us that those who reject a Creed, will speedily reject the Scriptures themselves.'"
    Theodore E. Schmauk and C. Theodore Benze, The Confessional Principle and the Confessions, as Embodying the Evangelical Confession of the Christian Church, Philadelphia: General Council Publication Board, 1911, p. 685.